"Extraction… as in, 'the true and genuine Extraction?'"
[Yes, Host, that is correct.]
Kai immediately stood up. Even though intense pain still lingered in his body, he actually executed a jumping split and then landed steady like an immortal crane descending!
Why he did this strange action? It was because he finally understood what his heaven-defying super power represent!
In this world, although common magics exist and all kinds of cultivation techniques are spread, every Awakened One will possess at least one or several unique divine abilities.
These powers are naturally awakened and absolutely cannot be learned by others.
For example, the five elemental magics—fire, water, wind, earth, and lightning—any person who is willing to study arduously can cultivate. But Awakened Ones are different. They will have one or more mystical superpowers that belong to them alone, and outsiders cannot hope to obtain.
Take for instance the so-called protagonist of that dog-shit lewd game. That fellow possesses a so-called heaven-breaking divine skill known as "Limit Breaker."
It allows him to increase his strength in accordance with his anger level. The more anger, the stronger he become. Exactly like green muscle demon from another world!
What a ridiculous power!
And naturally, because he was the main character—main character above all—he survived every absurd calamity.
Even though his father had once been… Hokag—er, that is to say, the mayor of the city—people still bullied him without mercy. Such nonsense! Stupid author, giving stupid reasons! But of course, this was a dogshit game, so all manner of ridiculousness was entirely normal.
"The most astonishing matter… the name of the protagonist is… er… Naruto Nosmoking…"
[…Host, please restrain your mockery of this world.]
"What?! I am merely stating the names I remember! There is no mockery here at all! I swear by the Dao, nothing but truth is spoken!"
Kai's chest heaved. His mouth twitched. Laughter threatened to erupt from his very soul.
Truly, the imbecilic game creator had shamelessly modeled every character after some wildly famous anime figures! Could even the heavens believe such audacity?!
There was Naruto Nosmoking's father, the infamous Minato Kamikaze.
"…"
[…]
And Naruto's mother, Kushina Nosmoking.
'…'
[…]
And of course, Naruto's current lover, Hinata Softbuns.
'…Shameless. Truly shameless beyond mortal comprehension.'
[…I agree… just a little.]
This dogshit game overflowed with parody characters of the most degenerate variety.
For instance, Sakura Flatfield—indeed that Sakura—but here her body was far more plump and bountiful. Yet why in the nine heavens was her surname "Flatfield"? It was simply because that creator thought it amusing!
'Truly, the man was shameless beyond the heavens.'
'Ah, and have I mentioned, Sakura Flatfield's boyfriend is emo boy Sasuke Fruitcake.'
'Yes, yes, as if the creator thought, "Look, S and F for both! They are destined soulmates of lust!"'
He then forced a world in which Sakura secretly simps for Naruto, while Naruto himself lusted for Sakura's body. Naturally, the player's divine mission is to guide these two filthy mortals toward their sinful, forbidden desires.
'The first arc itself revolves around Naruto and Sakura wanting to fuck each other in secret, and our role as the player is to ensure their lustful union comes to fruition with cunning and crafty machinations.'
The heavens weep.
It was literally a power fantasy of uncle virgin loser caliber, full of degenerate pleasures and adolescent lust, yet Kai had played it addictively for countless nights—and that, precisely, was why his mind twisted in confusion over this newfound power.
There was no such thing as "Extraction" in the dogshit novel, and yet… here it was, coursing through him.
[That is because you are not from this world, Host. Every other power has already been claimed, and this one is among the few that remain unclaimed by the Awakened.]
Kai's eyes gleamed. The heavens had granted him a rare, forbidden dao, one stolen from fate itself.
"I want to try it out before asking what this damn power actually does!"
Kai did not wait for the system to reply. He charged forward toward the corpse of the giant black wolf. Truly a beast of legend—six or seven feet tall, eyes glowing dark red, mane black as midnight and now charred from battle.
Kai hovered one hand above the wolf's lifeless body.
"Extraction!"
For a moment… nothing.
"What the hell?"
He scratched his head, confused, then tried again. This time, he did not speak the words aloud. Closing his eyes, he focused all his mind on the dead beast.
Suddenly, laughter escaped him uncontrollably. A strange, pulling force had begun to flow into his hand, linking directly to the wolf's body.
It was as if some unseen dao had tethered his soul to the corpse itself, and the sensation was both bizarre and exhilarating.
[Congratulations! On your first Extraction, Host!]
[Black mane, big bad wolf, Rank G]
[Received: damaged black mane, Rank G (Use it for bedsheets or dressing only, since it is damaged and practically useless)]
[Received: burnt claws, Rank G (Do not use to stab! They are burnt and will break very quickly!)]
[Received: passive ability, Wolfish Charm, Rank G (Beware of standing in front of lower-ranked beasts—they will find you… attractive)]
[Received: two attribute points]
'…'
[…]
'What in the actual dogshit is this?!'
'Damaged mane? Burnt claws? And what the hell is this Wolfish Charm? Beware of standing in front of lower-ranked beasts because they will find me attractive?! What the fuck!!!'
Kai flopped to the ground, clutching his head. Truly, the heavens had a perverse sense of humor. Even the divine extraction he had received was… absolute garbage.
'This is useless! Absolutely, utterly useless!!!'
He could not even extract the damn materials in proper condition?! What kind of nonsense was this "special ability"?
In every game, manhwa, or webnovel he had ever read, Extraction was overpowered beyond mortal comprehension—heaven-defying, legend-breaking power. But here…
It was pure dogshit.
Kai slammed his fist onto the ground, dust rising from the strike, and glared up at the heavens, shaking his head violently.
"You cheat me of my glory! I will never forgive you, you cruel fates!"
[Host, that is not all. Your Extraction possesses two powers. And yes… they are indeed OP.]
'…'
Kai laughed bitterly, shaking his head.
"Ha ha ha… oh heavens, this humble disciple is merely jesting. Forgive me, for I am but a worm beneath your divine dao."
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My fellow degenerate Daoists, lend your support to this humble disciple! And yes… there will be more anime gir—ahem, ahem—original characters arriving soon to bless our sinful journey.
The heavens shake with anticipation, and the path of degeneracy opens wide before him, filled with jade-like skin, sinful curves, and temptation beyond mortal comprehension.