[Ding! Your very first quest has appeared, host!]
[Quest: Steal Hinata Softbun's panty!]
[Reward: Reactivate your Longdong!]
Kaizen Longdong slowly closed his eyes, like mortal cultivator who just discovered the heavens themselves were trolling him. There was no reason to waste his precious voice screaming at the system for this dogshit quest. Not to mention… the reward.
'Reactivate my Longdong?! You mean… it isn't working now?!'
[Yes, that is correct, host. Your family jewels and Longdong were just thoroughly crushed by Miss Sakura Flatfield. You need to reactivate them for proper functioning.]
Kai's eyes widened.
'What the heavens?! It was broken from that single kick?! Am I really this fragile right now?!'
[Host, you are as ant before mountain. Miss Sakura Flatfield is a Tiger. A Tiger of Destruction.]
'…'
All it took was one kick. One. Single. Kick. And this jade maiden, laughing like a heavenly demon, utterly bullied him. What the hell! Kai swallowed hard, his heart thumping like drum of war in deep mountain sect.
'Sigh… I have long way to go.'
Yet, even in despair, his eyes glinted like corrupted immortal. One day, he thought, one day this Longdong shall rise like phoenix from ashes, and the Dao of Panty Extraction will flow through his body, unstoppable as river of molten steel.
[Host… please, do not think too much lewd thoughts in front of class. Even heavens frown.]
Kai smirked, ignoring the warning.
"Heavens may frown, system. But this humble disciple will cultivate Dao of Lust and Longdong simultaneously. Soon, all shall fear my might… and perhaps envy my… assets."
Kai's lips curled into a sinister smirk as he strode with shameless steps toward the so-called protagonist of destiny—Naruto Nosmoking.
"Hoho~ Brother Nosmoking, long time no see. How is your esteemed self doing these days?"
His voice was full of false friendliness, yet his eyes glimmered with ridicule. He even raised his hand like they were sworn brothers under heaven and earth.
At once, the group of lackeys standing beside Nosmoking froze. Then their eyes widened, and murmurings began to flow like flies buzzing around rotten meat.
"Eh? That trash dares to approach?"
"Could it be… Young Master Nosmoking knows this piece of garbage?"
"We did not know our great protagonist would lower himself to associate with such waste."
One lackey snorted coldly, clasped his hands behind his back like some great sage, and turned to leave.
"Hmph! I have important matters to attend. Farewell, Brother Nosmoking. Farewell, Jade-like Hinata-chan."
Another lackey cupped his fist in false politeness before quickly following.
"Mm, g-goodbye, Alex-kun." Hinata's soft voice drifted out, full of embarrassment, her face red like morning glow.
As Kai drew nearer, the group scattered like frightened rabbits before a wolf. One by one, they slipped away, unwilling to breathe the same air as the so-called trash.
In the end, only two remained standing under the heavens.
Softbun, with her trembling jade hands, and the unrivaled protagonist of destiny, Naruto Nosmoking.
Softbun's tender body trembled like a rabbit facing a tiger as her watery eyes fell upon the figure of Kai, whose countenance was uglier than a rotten gourd left too long in the sun.
In her heart, she did not feel hatred, no. It was pity! Yes, pity for this man whom even the Heavens themselves seemed to mock. To be born with such a face, was this not a punishment for karmic sins from ten thousand lives ago?
Her delicate jade-like fingers twisted together nervously. She had long known about Kai the Trash, the Infamous Joke of the Academy.
If this walking calamity comes near Naruto Nosmoking, then Nosmoking-kun's glorious image will be polluted! Once his name is stained, how can she still marry him and give birth to one hundred powerful descendants?
'Why… why does this wicked-faced trash dare to walk toward my Naruto-kun? Out of countless people, why him?!'
Softbun's heart screamed in anguish, yet she did not dare to speak it aloud.
Even more frightening, she could already feel countless eyes from the surrounding disciples. Like poisonous arrows, they stabbed into her back, whispering their silent accusations.
If Kai the Trash approached so casually, would not everyone think that she and Naruto-kun had relations with this… calamity?
This was humiliation! A calamity of face!
'Damnation! Even Sakura-chan is casting her heavenly gaze this way!'
Naruto Nosmoking's dao heart trembled like a willow in storm.
Truly, this was a dilemma! If it was in secret, he could smash this Trash's dog head against the ground a hundred times. But alas! In front of everyone, his image was that of the kind, merciful Saint. If he acted rashly, would it not collapse his persona?
No, he must endure. He must swallow this humiliation like bitter gourd soup!
Yet… Sakura-chan's beautiful gaze was sharper than a thousand swords! Nosmoking could almost hear her heart whisper: "Disgusting trash, why are you even breathing the same air as me?"
'This will not do! If I am careless, Sakura-chan may hate me by association! That is absolutely unacceptable! I must act… but with craft.'
Nosmoking's eyes shifted like a cunning fox toward his so-called girlfriend, Hinata Softbun. In truth, this shubby girl had long lost her luster in his eyes.
She dared to call herself his beloved, yet even holding hands in public she refused! She prattled about "purity," about how her divine jade flower could only be picked after sacred marriage rites.
Nosmoking's lip curled slightly, his dao heart sneering in secret.
'Hmph! Such trash rules. Since you are useless to me, I shall make you into a tool!'
Suddenly, like a sly snake, Nosmoking leaned close to Softbun's ears. His words were low, poisonous, and filled with schemes.
Softbun's delicate shoulders trembled, her rabbit-like eyes widening. Then, as though struck by divine thunder, she nodded her head like a pecking chicken.
At once she lifted her gaze toward Kai, that ugly-faced calamity.
Obviously, seeing this, Kai knew he has won this round. He was going to steal the panty just in a matter of moments.
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Hinata Softbun's about to confront our poor Kai! How will it go?