One Kick Girl — Chapter 105: "The Cashback Reaper: He Takes But Never Gives Back"
Comedy–action mayhem • Yuno POV (for maximum screaming)
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1. Yuno's Worst Financial Fear
Yuno Pulse was having a peaceful day.
Meaning: She had only screamed twice and her smoothie was still full.
Then her phone buzzed.
PING!
"Cashback received: RM0.02"
Yuno froze.
"…No. No no no. He's here."
Raon blinked. "Who?"
Shion's face drained of color.
"The worst one. The most deceptive. The king of false hope."
The lights dimmed.
Air turned cold.
Every receipt in HQ curled into smoky tendrils.
A silhouette formed in the center of the cafeteria—
tall, robed, and wrapped in shredded bank statements.
His scythe shimmered with digits:
RM 0.02
RM 0.01
RM 0.00
Pending…
Pending…
Pending…
His hood glowed with unclaimed rewards.
Yuno whispered, horrified:
"The Cashback Reaper…"
Raon perked up. "Ooh! Does he give money?"
Shion: "NO. He only pretends to."
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2. His Aura of Financial Disappointment
The Reaper spoke with a voice like a bank hotline at 2 a.m.:
> "I GRANT TINY GIFTS…
AND TAKE EVERYTHING ELSE."
Every phone in HQ buzzed simultaneously:
"Cashback available: RM0.01"
Everyone groaned.
Manager Kimchi wept into his coffee.
Synthra Byte checked her scanner. "He's draining our purchase histories! He feeds on false promises!"
The Reaper swung his scythe.
Each slash created:
– Disappearing vouchers
– Expired promo codes
– Cashback "pending" for eternity
– 0.0001% rewards on RM200 purchases
Raon squinted.
"He feels cheap."
Shion corrected: "He IS cheap."
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3. Yuno's War Flashbacks
Yuno trembled.
"I once spent RM80 to get a RM1 cashback.
I worked for it. I waited for it.
And when it finally came—
I accidentally used the wrong card."
Raon gasped like it was a tragedy.
Shion patted her shoulder. "We all suffer."
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4. The Reaper Makes His Offer
The Cashback Reaper floated above them.
> "I CAN GIVE YOU RICHES…
IF YOU SPEND EVERYTHING."
Raon raised her hand. "What if I don't?"
> "THEN I GIVE YOU NOTHING."
Raon frowned. "That doesn't sound like a deal."
> "IT IS NOT."
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5. HQ Falls to Negative Value
The Reaper spread his cloak.
All screens displayed:
"Your Cashback: Processing…
Please wait 90–180 business days."
Synthra screamed. "That's not even LEGAL."
The walls turned into digital statements.
The floor became an endless receipt.
People tripped over line items like:
– "Convenience Fee: RM3"
– "More Convenience Fee: RM3"
– "We felt like it Fee: RM3"
Yuno shrieked, "NOT THE FEES!"
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6. Shion's Plan: Out-Reaping the Reaper
Shion pulled Yuno aside.
"Your power is soundwaves, right?"
Yuno nodded.
"Good. We don't need to defeat him physically.
We need to hit his weak spot."
Raon leaned in. "What is it?"
"ACCOUNTABILITY."
Raon tilted her head. "…What is that?"
Shion sighed. "Never mind."
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7. The Battle Begins
The Reaper swung his scythe.
It carved the air into deficit.
Raon dodged.
Yuno blasted him with a shockwave.
It only made him stronger.
> "NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU WORK…
MY REWARDS NEVER INCREASE."
Yuno screamed. "He's a MONSTER!"
Shion yelled, "YUNO—SING THE WORD!"
"What word!?"
"THE WORD WE NEVER SAY AROUND BANKS!"
Raon guessed: "Refund?"
Shion shook her head.
"CASH. BACK."
The Reaper recoiled as if stabbed.
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8. Yuno's Finisher: The Cashback Anthem
Yuno took a deep breath.
She sang:
"CASHBACK!
CASHBACK!
GIVE US WHAT YOU OOOOOWWWWEEE!"
The soundwave hit the Reaper.
His cloak ripped apart.
His scythe's digits scrambled.
RM0.02 → RM2.00 → RM20.00 → ERROR
The Reaper shrieked.
> "NOOO!
REAL CASHBACK…
IS AGAINST MY NATURE—"
Shion shouted, "RAON! NOW!"
Raon leapt.
Spun.
Kicked the Reaper so hard he shattered into flying coins.
Literal coins.
Mostly 10 sen.
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9. Aftermath
HQ returned to normal.
Everyone stared at the small pile of coins.
Yuno picked one up.
"I… actually got real cashback?"
Shion nodded.
"Because you demanded it."
Raon clenched her fist proudly.
"We bullied a financial entity into being honest!"
Synthra: "That's the most unrealistic thing we've ever done."
Manager Kimchi cried. "This… This is income."
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10. Post-Credit Nightmare
Deep inside the digital realm…
Tiny fragments of:
– Cookie Consent Devil
– Buffer King
– Spinwheel Emperor
– Subscription Overlord
– Cashback Reaper
all swirled together.
A new message appeared:
UPGRADING THREATS…
INSTALLING FINAL BOSS…
A towering silhouette formed.
A voice boomed with unholy dread:
> "MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SERAPH:
GREETINGS, BEAUTIFUL SOULS!
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY?"
Raon screamed.
Shion screamed louder.
Yuno fainted.