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### **Tensura: Multiversal Shenanigans**
#### **New Arc: Trouble in Axel Town**
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### **Chapter 3: "Arrival in the World of Misfits"**
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**\[Scene: Dimensional Portal – Launching the Chaos]**
A swirling portal opens up above the fields of Axel. Four figures tumble out one after another—Rimuru, Milim, Ramiris, and Veldora—followed by a very calm Rimuru in slime form being held like a plushie by Milim.
**Milim (eyes sparkling):** "Ooooh! This place smells like a *low-level world*! Everything feels weak and hilarious!"
**Veldora (sniffing the air):** "Hmm... yes, there's no danger here. Just mediocrity."
**Ramiris (floating above them):** "Wait... isn't that a cabbage flying in the sky?"
**Rimuru (transforming into human form):** "Wait what?"
**Ciel (inside Rimuru's mind):**
> *"Confirmed: we have arrived in a low-threat fantasy environment. The air contains residual comedic mana. High likelihood of encountering... absurdity."*
**Rimuru (blinking):** "Absurdity?! You mean—"
*A cabbage slams into his face mid-sentence, knocking him over.*
**Milim (laughing uncontrollably):** "Pffft! Did that cabbage just headbutt you?!"
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**\[Scene: Town of Axel – Reunions and Confusion]**
Our group enters Axel town, curious stares following the four wildly dressed newcomers. The receptionist at the guild blinks as Milim bursts through the door.
**Milim:** "HELLOOOO! We're here to become adventurers and DESTROY CABBAGES!"
**Rimuru (facepalming):** "Milim… please don't yell about vegetable violence."
**Adventurer's Guild Receptionist (smiling nervously):** "U-uhm, welcome to Axel? Would you like to register for some quests?"
*Cue the dramatic sound of a door slamming open. Kazuma enters the guild with Aqua, Megumin, and Darkness following behind, all looking disheveled and bickering loudly.*
**Kazuma (grumbling):** "Another explosion quest. Thanks, Megumin. AGAIN."
**Megumin (proudly):** "It was GLORIOUS!"
**Aqua (holding a soggy quest sheet):** "You all just don't understand my divine strategy!"
**Darkness (breathing heavily):** "There were SO many traps... it was wonderful."
**Rimuru (deadpan):** "...We've found the local chaos squad."
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**\[Scene: First Interaction – Rimuru Meets Kazuma]**
*Rimuru and Kazuma's eyes meet across the tavern like two tired protagonists forced to be responsible adults.*
**Kazuma (suspiciously):** "You're not another demon king candidate, are you?"
**Rimuru (casually sipping juice):** "Nah, I'm just a slime god from another world."
**Kazuma:** "You said that way too casually."
**Milim (grinning):** "He's *also* got a dragon and a fairy and a battle maniac with him! We're like a super party!"
**Megumin (squinting):** "Wait... you're a slime… that talks? That's *awesome*!"
**Ramiris:** "Hey! Why does *he* get all the praise? I'm a Great Spirit!"
**Veldora (posing):** "And I'm Veldora, the Storm Dragon. Bow before my magnificence!"
**Aqua (confused):** "Wait, what? Another dragon? Are they stealing our spotlight again?!"
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**\[Scene: Guild Chaos – Cabbage Quest Time]**
The guild posts a seasonal cabbage quest, and Rimuru's group joins up with Kazuma's team. Rimuru insists on *no overkill*, which of course fails.
**Ciel (deadpan):**
> *"Warning: Milim's excitement levels exceed safe parameters. Casualties among cabbages expected."*
**Rimuru:** "Wait, what?"
**Milim:** "LET'S GOOOOO!!"
*Explosion magic from Megumin. Dragon breath from Veldora. Ramiris drops fairy bombs. Rimuru catches flying cabbages in a net. Kazuma cries in the corner as his team gets overshadowed.*
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**\[Final Scene: Evening at the Guild Tavern]**
Everyone gathers to celebrate the successful (overkill) quest. The room is lively with food, laughter, and a *very drunk Aqua* trying to wrestle Veldora.
**Aqua (sloshing beer):** "You… YOU call yourself a dragon?! *hic* Come at me, lizard!"
**Veldora (deep sigh):** "Rimuru, I have made a terrible mistake."
**Kazuma (to Rimuru):** "Your team is even more ridiculous than mine. And I didn't think that was possible."
**Rimuru (chuckling):** "You'll get used to it. Or go insane."
**Milim (hugging Rimuru):** "This world is so fun! Let's stay a little longer!"
**Ciel (quietly):**
> *"Agreed. Data collection from this 'KonoSuba' world may yield... comedic benefits."*
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### **End of Chapter 3: "Arrival in the World of Misfits"**
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