WebNovels

Chapter 6 - Chapter 6: Festival of Mahyem: Milim's Booth of Doom

---

## **Tensura: Multiversal Shenanigans**

### **KonoSuba Arc – Chapter 6: "Festival of Mayhem: Milim's Booth of Doom!"**

---

**\[Scene: Axel – Town Square, Afternoon]**

Colorful lanterns sway in the breeze, booths are being set up, and the townsfolk are buzzing with excitement. The Axel Festival of Heroes has begun!

**Luna (clapping hands):**

"This year's festival will feature a special competition for food booths, entertainment stands, and combat showcases! Adventurers and guests from afar are welcome!"

**Rimuru (smiling):**

"This is exactly what we need after yesterday's... explosive events."

**Kazuma (dead inside):**

"You mean after the Chimera became air molecules, the forest became a jacuzzi, and I nearly died of stress?"

**Ciel:**

> *"You survived. You are welcome."*

**Kazuma:** "I feel so *honored*..."

---

### **\[Booth Assignments]**

* **Milim & Megumin**: *Boom Booth* – Firecracker stand that *might* violate several safety codes.

* **Veldora & Vanir**: *Haunted House of Ultimate Terror™*

* **Ramiris & Aqua**: *Magical Fortune-Telling and Definitely-Not-a-SCAM Booth*

* **Rimuru & Kazuma**: *Festival Food Stand – Slime Delights*

---

**\[Scene: Boom Booth – Early Evening]**

**Milim (lighting fireworks with a manic grin):**

"Step right up! The BOMBastic duo awaits!"

**Megumin (robes fluttering):**

"For the glory of explosions and glory! Witness our infernal masterpieces!"

*—BOOM! BOOM! KABOOOOOM!—*

Children cheer. Town guards panic. A distant barn catches fire.

**Kazuma (from food stall):**

"They were told *no explosives*!!"

**Ciel:**

> *"You were told. They were not listening."*

---

**\[Scene: Slime Delights Food Booth]**

**Rimuru (wearing a chef's apron):**

"Welcome! Try our signature: Rimuru Tempura with spicy miso glaze!"

**Kazuma (grilling):**

"I still think cooking your *own* clones is weird..."

**Rimuru:**

"They regenerate. Plus, they're delicious."

**Passing adventurer (tasting sample):**

"My tongue just ascended."

---

**\[Scene: Haunted House of Ultimate Terror™]**

**Veldora (with glowing eyes):**

"ABANDON HOPE, ALL WHO ENTER!"

**Vanir (in dark robes):**

"Let the screams of mortals fuel my theater!"

*Adventurers flee the exit, crying.*

*One knight throws up in a bush.*

**Darkness (shaking):**

"This... this is everything I've dreamed of!!"

---

**\[Scene: Magical Fortune-Telling Booth]**

**Ramiris (waving hands):**

"Your destiny involves... a lot of taxes!"

**Aqua (stirring a bubbling pot):**

"And ghosts in your bathroom!"

**Random NPC:**

"I asked about love...?"

**Aqua (serious):**

"Love is dead. Bathe with saltwater."

---

**\[Later That Night – Festival Stage]**

**Luna:**

"Time to announce the winners of each category!"

* **Best Entertainment Booth**: **Milim & Megumin's Boom Booth**

(*Despite damages. Voted by kids.*)

* **Scariest Attraction**: **Haunted House of Ultimate Terror™**

(*Several people fainted. One re-evaluated their entire career.*)

* **Most Profitable Booth**: **Rimuru & Kazuma's Food Stand**

(*Multiple people offered guild contracts.*)

**Rimuru (bowing):**

"Thanks, everyone!"

**Milim (hugging trophy):**

"BOOM! Victory!"

**Vanir (posing):**

"This world is a stage, and I am its brightest villain!"

**Kazuma (rubbing temples):**

"Remind me again how we didn't destroy the town this time?"

**Ciel:**

> *"Luck stat. And my passive world-stabilization algorithms."*

**Aqua (jealous):**

"Why does your internal voice help you and not insult you constantly?!"

---

**\[Scene: Tavern Celebration]**

**Darkness:**

"Today was perfect…"

**Megumin (raising glass):**

"To glorious explosions!"

**Milim:**

"To trophies, sweets, and new friends!"

**Ramiris:**

"To scamming people—uh, I mean, magical commerce!"

**Kazuma (exhausted, drinking):**

"To... somehow surviving again."

**Rimuru (smiling):**

"To more adventures!"

---

### **End of Chapter 6: "Festival of Mayhem: Milim's Booth of Doom!"**

---

More Chapters