A/N: if you're wondering why this interaction is so long.
It would be because dominant/aggressive women are my type, especially muscular + tall tomboys…
Wait what was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, I have struck gold and find this dynamic hilarious and will therefore continue this spree for the foreseeable future…
I'll run out soon.
Holy yap sesh… (anything for 1k+ words, if yk yk…)
—A legendary battle—
"Hmmm, this ramen isn't even that spicy."
"What on Earth is your spice tolerance…"
"It's gotta be something good right?!"
I slurped some noodles as an uncanny angle.
"I can't tell if that was hot or not…" Mt Lady muttered.
"Hmm?" I was still stuck on the same noodle string.
"Never mind…"
——
Just as we finished and I payed (Mt Lady got enough debt to deal with) I got a call from Mirko.
"Old man! I'm in town let's spar!"
"How long?"
"However long it take to defeat you!!" (Get it defeat? I was originally going to type defeet but alas, autocorrect).
"No, how long are you here for?"
"A day! Now come here!"
My phone dinged as I received her location.
"Gimme 5?"
"You can do it in 2! What's th-"
I hung up and pocketed my phone while putting on do not disturb.
"Alright. I got to meet Mirko."
"Huh? Mirko? That Mirko? Why?"
"She's my padawan."
"What does that mean?"
"You know, Star Wars? Science fiction media from before even quirks? One of the best two trilogies ever?"
Even Star Wars existed in this world, I checked.
"No?"
"Tsk. Uncultured."
"Anyway I'm coming with."
I looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
"Well don't blame me if you get kicked in the face."
I walked off.
"Eh? What doe-"
——
Mirko watched as I approached with Mt Lady at my side.
"Hmmm? Who's this, she looks young?"
She gasped and waved her arms in the air.
"I always knew you were a pervert!"
"Now wait a-"
"Especially the way you used to look at my legs. I shudder at the thought."
"What?! Because you were trying to kick my head clean off all the time!!"
I turned to Mt Lady.
"Don't believe- HEY STOP TAKING NOTES!"
Meanwhile Mt Lady was deep in thought and muttering to herself.
"Hmm… work on legs…"
Mirko just placed a hand in my shoulder.
"You found a keeper old man."
I glared at her.
"Stop shipping right in front of me. About ME no less… I can't wait to beat your up."
Mirko just grinned and cracked her knuckles.
"Alright! Let's go! Quickly now!"
We entered a huge hall where Mt Lady sat to the side.
Myself and Mirko opened with the exact same moves.
We leaped up and collided our dominant legs in a clash then spun around and used the other before pushing away from each other.
"I'm still holding back you know… have you not trained since the last time or something?"
I positioned myself with one outstretched hand and the other closer to my body.
"Shut it old man!"
Mirko planted her feet and launched towards me while spinning midair.
"LUNAR R-"
I caught her leg midair and threw her to the side, using her own momentum as she slammed into the wall.
"Come on bunny… you're still yet to land a hit!"
Mirko bounded out of the falling dust and jumped twice before sailing over my head.
She landed and tried to roundhouse kick me but I punched it in return.
Then she slipped under my punch and tried to spin kick my midsection but I retaliated with my own knee to her calf.
She spun backwards before landing perfectly and going for a drop kick.
At the last second I slipped downward and raised my body with my arms kicking her high into the air.
'She's raising the tempo.'
I launched after her but she faked me out with a kick that missed on purpose and she struck me… with her fist?
I flew into the ground before rolling to a stop.
Slowly, I stood up and looked at Mirko, she wasn't particularly happy.
"Doesn't count." She leaned towards me as I grinned.
"Finally used a punch? Maybe this can finally get interesting…"
Our fists collided for a couple of quick jabs and she tried to sweep my legs.
I allowed it to happen as she spun 360 degrees to follow up with a kick.
I placed a hand on my floor and pushed upwards, barely avoiding it.
'Let's kick this up a notch.'
My speed increased as I kicked her side, sending her flying into the same wall she met just a little earlier.
I cracked my neck and resumed a stance as I saw Mirko slowly walk towards me before stopping just 6 metres away.
"Time to go all out, be prepared old man…"
She bounded forward, far faster than before, but skidded to a stop just before impact and kicked with all her power going right under my guard.
'I might not be going all out but… she's gotten a lot stronger…'
I flew backwards before planting my feet and jumping up to avoid Mt Lady.
"Eek!" Mt Lady moved away I raised my head to see another follow up kick.
'Fuck it.'
I head butted the leg, right in the shin, causing Mirko to grimace for a spilt second.
Using that time I reached forward and grabbed her head before slamming it behind me and trailing it down the wall where I eventually threw her body away.
She and tried to kick me after regaining control so I was forced to throw her and not finish her off.
I noticed a bit of blood tickle down her head before touched her lips.
She looked at me and her face said everything.
I adopted a firm stance and pulled my arm back, we were going to have one final collision.
Mirko ran backwards, turned around and gathered as much speed as possible while bouncing around.
I closed my eyes and opened them before pushing my fist forward, using all my power.
Mirko thought we were going to collide completely due to my stance.
But it was a trap.
I slightly pivoted before gut punching her with my left fist, putting speed to the max while limiting my power.
Unless I wanted to punch right through her, at these speeds full power would kill her.
Combining her speed with mine and my own power, it wouldn't be pretty.
Nevertheless she went flying backwards while spinning before splatting against the wall and then sliding down it.
She was not unconscious, but she didn't get back up.
I had won.
Sure I would have a couple nasty bruises…
Speaking of, her last attack had landed after all. I was sporting a rather large bruise where her leg had landed.
'Haha! That was great! I can't wait for next time!'
A/N: I really can't tell if I do action well or not. I can picture it in my head but I'm not sure that as a reader you can, after all I already know where it's gonna go and how, giving me a better picture…
Ah who cares though! The series is nearly over and this is almost definitely the last battle…