A/N: making this chap at midnight if you couldn't tell by the title… I also happened to read a DOOM fanfic…
Unfortunately Midoriya was OBSERVANT.
He quickly noticed that I was going to have to leave and tapped my arm.
"Sir, could I ask what you mean by that?"
I looked back down at him.
"Well your question was if someone quirkless could become a hero. But that's not exactly something I can answer…
I think too differently to be able to answer that, for me the path to being a hero is easier for others and sure, that can depend on your quirk.
But I'd rather base it on character. The question you should be asking is not "Can a quirkless person become a hero" but something like "Am I willing to put in everything to take that hard path…"
Anyone can be a hero, it's not about how powerful you are but if you have what it takes to not give up.
If you want to know whether a quirkless kid can become a hero, then go ask All Might. He's the number 1 hero for a reason, should have a good answer."
'Was that fire?'
I was pretty chuffed with myself.
Midoriya ran off, deep in thought.
'I wonder if he'll be the one to get One For All.'
Mt Lady tapped me on the shoulder.
"Hey~ remember me?"
'How lewd, what's gonna happen next? Hand holding?'
"Yeah I remember, our promise is fulfilled I guess."
I looked at the sun for a second as the wind blew silently.
"Haha! You're still one of my favourite heroes! I wonder if we could team up again~"
"Hmmm, I dunno. You seem pretty set with that wooden guy."
Off in the distance I heard a shout.
"HEY! I DON'T KNOW HER!"
"Maybe~ but we do work in similar areas… you never know!"
'Stop spamming the ~ please!'
"True. True, but throwing me was like a one time thing."
"Unless the situation calls for it…" She placed a hand over her mouth.
"I guess- Wait! No! The situation will never call for that again! I could arguable do more damage just head butting a villain."
She leaned forward provocatively.
"Oh! Well I do like but strong men…"
'BEGONE THOT!'
"Yeah, like I said the wooden man is over there."
"STOP INVOLVING ME!"
"Plus, he's a lot closer to your age. That's a bonus."
"WHAT DID I JUST-"
"Hmmmm~ you do look very good for your age though."
'At least she hasn't licked her lips!'
She licked her lips.
'GODDAMNIT!'
She started to twirl her hair while looking at me.
"Well now that we're sharing…
'When the FUCK did we start sharing.'
I'll let you in on a little secret…"
She leaned in close and whispered.
"I've had the biggest crush on you since I was a teenager~"
'Hah?! I ain't no goddamn pedo!'
"That did the opposite of turning me on by the way."
"Eh?! But I put my all into that…"
'How to avoid conversation without making the reporters think something is up…'
"Anyway~ do you want to take an interview together~ or maybe take a walk… together?"
'Is there a third option?'
I sighed.
"Take a walk, let's take a walk."
"Yippee!" She jumped up and pumped (her fist in the air).
"By the way, you're gonna have to pay around 20 million for those damage fees."
I started to walk away from the reporters.
She lagged behind.
"What! You've gotta be joking! That's like, my entire wage for taking down that villain!"
"That was just my guesstimate by the way… have a look yourself."
We both stopped and turned around.
There was a huge smoking crater taking out mabye a quarter of the building that the villain had once lain on.
Her jaw literally dropped.
I would've whistled, but I couldn't. So I just watched her go through the 5 stages of depression.
"I'll give you the money I earned for helping, I don't need it anyway…"
"Oooh~ did my charms work!"
She struck a pose and poked her cheek.
"Keep talking and I'll give it to the wooden guy."
"HAH!" She jolted upright.
"Well you did steal his thunder…"
"So did you!" She pouted and walked forward.
I snorted.
"Yeah, but I also planned to leave before anyone could notice me. And you know, not take the glory."
"Hah!" She spun around in the middle of the street. "Yeah right! We all saw you sailing above the villain! Straight through the sky!"
I rubbed my neck and turned my head.
"Ain't my fault I'm so strong I overshot a giant that I literally couldn't see and only heard where it was coming from using my crazy strong ears and hearing the villain only to then-"
She groaned and bent her posture.
"Alright, alright I get it!"
I looked around.
"There aren't any cameras around. Why are you showing your ass?"
She straightened. "Pervert!" She then coughed into her hand.
"I mean- You like what you see~"
I moved past her.
"Okay, time to wrap it up."
"Eh? Did it nearly work? Are you an ass guy?"
"Is that a insult?"
"No…"
'I haven't had such a productive conversation in a while… sadly there isn't a Todo equivalent here.'
"Hungry?"
"Yeah!"
"I want to have some ramen right now."
"Why?"
I pointed across the street.
"There's a ramen place right there."
"Ah."
'SHIT! I COULD'VE WISHED TO BRING BRO WITH ME, (1) WHO HAS TODO'S POWERS (2) AND THEN WISHED FOR YUJI'S POWERS (3) AND ALSO WISHED FOR US TO SYNC UP EVEN MORE (4) AND THEN HAVE US BE BIOLOGICAL TWINS (5)!'
Truly a loss for humanity… (please someone do this or tell me someone had done this).
"You okay there..? Blitzen I guess."
We had crossed the road.
"Oh, just rethinking my life choices."
"Does that mean you've accepted me?!"
"Keep dreaming, also call me Taka. Calling me Blitzen is just weird in a non-formal environment."
She muttered to herself, which I hear clearly.
"I'm so in."
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
——
We had ordered peacefully, Mt Lady was still in her costume… I felt weird just sitting across from her.
People would probably recognise her before me, even though she just debuted.
"Here, your super extra spice heatwave that will literally kill your tastebuds forever ramen."
"Thanks."
'I'll give a tip just for saying that aloud with a straight face…'
A/N: refrained from using "ara~" I probably would've died inside.
Either way I'm not even sure how it works or what it means.
Something to do with seduction or maybe something to do with provocative things.