As it turns out, Takaba didn't turn into Mahoraga.
Truly a shame.
He had thought about Mahoraga, but got distracted while thinking about the wings on his face.
This led him to get sidetracked and think about birds instead.
Therefore the wings on his back replaced the cat ears that I once had.
'Wow. He could've been Mahoraga…'
Truly a shame. A loss for humanity one could say.
I was watching him get beat up by Vlad King during training.
For some reason it triggered me and I had to physically hold myslef back from teaching Vlad a lesson…
I did the one thing you can do to distract yourself.
I went on my phone and had accidentally scrolled a bit too far into the internet and found fanfics about heroes…
All Might BL was truly horrific.
At least I wasn't wrote about, maybe I should retire before that begins just in case.
'Eugh, giving me shivers.'
Humanity… it was truly. Truly something alright.
Yeah the hero ranking was going pretty well for me, I'm currently ranked 43.
Basically I'm that guy.
Moving on, times are really peaceful.
So peaceful I nearly ended up regretting taking down the big villains.
In other words life was rinse and repeat aka BORING.
Unless something changes I might have to become a villain.
I've thought long and hard for an unspecified amount of time.
Actual-
Hmmm?
What was that?
Say that again?
A TIMESKI-?!
——
The day is sometime in the future.
I am currently drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
But the worst part is, I'm not even capable of getting drunk.
Well technically I am, but it would take so long that there'd be no point.
I would get bored before even feeling tipsy.
"FUCK YOU AUTHOR!"
Anyways Mirko was now a (pro?) hero.
In actuality she just ran around beating people senseless at the sight of a strong looking person littering.
Occasionally she would send selfies of herself standing over a unconscious "villain".
And because she didn't even stay in one place (who would do that?!) the crime rates barely even differed.
In fact in some places they even rose! Apparently beating someone up makes their family and friends mad which leads them to turn to crimes as well!
But anyway, back to drinking.
The highlight of my days used to be watching Takaba fall on his face but he doesn't do that anymore.
Unless I personally intervened.
By throwing random stuff at him.
"IS THAT A CAR-"
THUD!
Ha.. good times. Good. Times.
Sometimes he had a really high horse, as if he's some angel sent by a God to this world.
But that can't be the case.
Who would be so stupid to even THINK that?
Not me, and I hope not you.
In my personal area where I do hero work, the crime rates dropped to zero!
I mean it's only from 9am to 10pm but still.
No criminal will get good working hours if I've got anything to say about it!
Oh… looks like Takaba is managing to get out from under the car…
In fact he was standing right infront of me.
"Listen here you prick-"
"THINK FAST!"
I slapped his face and immediately left at top speed, leaving behind only a smoke trail.
Turning he corner I saw All Mi-
"ALL MIGHT?!"
I skidded to a stop.
"Herm! Would this happen to be a new staff member!" He mused, loudly might I add.
I listened closely and could hear Takaba running to catch up with me.
'Why isn't he using his portals?'
"No time to explain!" I turned away from All Might and left the campus immediately.
"Hehehehheeehehe…"
Ah, the safety of the public.
'Is that a cake shop? Since WHEN?!'
Yummy yummy cakes (this is genuinely a fever dream what the FUCK am I writing).
——
'Wait a minute… if it's 10 months till the entrance exam then won't the story begin soon?'
As I was contemplating a huge explosion occurred just a few streets away.
The ground crackled beneath me as I jumped in that direction, soaring high above the buildings.
"Woah that dude is big!"
He was very big.
But I had overshot and was sailing in the opposite direction.
I can't fly so I kind of just spun mid air.
Even the villain stopped attacking to watch me.
Even the HERO stopped helping and watched me,
EVEN THE CROWD OF REPORTERS FOLLOWED MY BODY WITH THEIR CAMERAS!
"Uh?"
Just then a female figure enlarged infront of me and grabbed me mid air.
"Whatever! I'll just keep our promise now!"
She pulled back her hand.
"Are you throwi-"
She threw me straight at the villain.
I bounced off his head, causing him to stumble back and then the hero followed up with a dropkick.
"CIVILIANS PLEASE MOVE!!"
I was on a crash course for the crowd but they didn't move.
'Fuck ME!'
I pulled out the inverted spear of heaven and threw it into a nearby building.
It was connected to a long chain causing me to eat bricks.
THUD!
Thankfully there was not a me shaped hole in the wall, and I landed gracefully, dusting myself faster than the eye could track.
The female hero was showing off her ass or something so everyone had turned away but one little kid with green hair and huge eyes.
"Sir Blitzen! Please can I have your autograph!" He bowed and held his book to me.
"Sure why not."
I took his flimsy notebook.
"Uh? Where?"
He quickly took it back and flipped through the pages.
"RIGHT HERE SIR!"
"I've already done it."
He turned the paper to see my signature and a state of the arm drawing of Jonathan.
May he rest in peace.
"Anyways can I ask you a question?" He said tentatively.
"Sure."
"So, even if I'm quirkless… do you think I can be a hero?"
"Hmmm… I think that you should ask All Might that question. He's the one with true hero prowess after all."
This left Midoriya in great thought.
And I took this opportunity to talk to the person who threw me, she had just finished with the reporter…
A/N: Dun dun duuuuuh. I honestly just thought bouncing off a giant villain's head would be hilarious so here we go. Since Mt Lady hadn't debuted until then I had to Timeskip.
I ain't making no damn "original character"! Who do you think I am?!