—Some time in the future that I don't was to give a number for because I'll forget in 5 minutes—
"Oh?"
My phone rang, it was Nezu.
"It's me! The principal!"
"Hi."
"Eh hem! Little Takaba awaits your training!"
"Right now?"
"Right now!"
"Okay…"
I found my way to UA campus where I saw Takaba swinging upside down on the edge of the main gate.
"You're gonna fall."
"Ah!"
He fell, into the ground and got spat out by the nearby wall.
Still face planted though.
'Fuck me…'
"Kid you're like 4 right?"
"Yeah."
"So do you know where I've got to go?"
"Ah! Follow me!"
He turned around and I noticed small wings coming out of his back.
'Well those are new…'
I followed him to one of the training grounds which was a wide open area with a small metal box in the floor.
"This is for you."
Takaba tried to pick it up, but it was too heavy.
"Any second now…"
I watched him struggle.
"Whatever, I'm just going to open it."
He opened the box and inside was the inverted spear of heaven.
It practically glowed so I had to cover my eyes.
"Woah… do the effects work too?"
Takaba snorted as I picked it up. "Of course, who do you think I am!"
"Coool…"
There was a short handle it was attached to and so I pocketed it.
"Alright training. What are you already learning."
"Martial arts from Vlad King."
"Anything quirk related?"
"No."
"Let's go with that then. Explain purely the portal part."
He jumped up and pointed his hands.
"So my portals go wherever my hands are aimed at."
"Just your hands?"
"Probably..?"
"Try your legs, and if that works then your knees. If they do then your quirk isn't just your hands, it's wherever your aiming at."
I watched as he jumped around aiming at random things for an hour straight.
'This is entertaining.'
Then he finally collapsed,drenched in sweat.
"I DID IT! MY FEET ARE SO POWERFUL!!"
He played on the floor.
"Just your feet? Recreate it with your knees and elbows first."
"Gimme… a sec…"
I waited patiently and gave him a glass of water.
——
I arrived home to a slightly chubby and sprawled Johnathan.
"Fuckin hell, you need to exercise."
…
"Jonathan?"
I walked over to where he lay.
"Uh oh."
I shook him awake and that he did.
His eyes glowed with nothing holding him back.
"Oh s-"
His lasers raced upwards but I couldn't risk him destroying the building and placed myself in the way.
"OW!"
They dug into my neck for 2 seconds leaving behind a sizzling burn.
After they stopped I looked down at Jonathan, he was completely still.
"Fuck man."
I slumped against the floor and fell unconscious.
——
The next day I awoke.
"Haaah."
Jonathan was dead, old age who knows. He definitely was experimented on at some point, he told me so.
My neck ached and after looking in the mirror there was a very ugly red mark that neared my chin and covered a big part of the right side of my neck.
It hadn't even fully healed yet. It would probably leave a mark.
I held a funeral that day. I placed him in a small wooden box, light it on fire and let it float across a pond.
"I wish you glory in Valhalla."
I saluted and stood upright.
After that I found an unfortunate villain crossing my path.
I cracked my knuckles menacingly behind him.
"Gulp."
POW!
"AAAH!"
At home I noticed my scar had healed, it was still there.
"I guess I went through character development…"
As I was walking around I noticed a small school girl with long blond hair walk up to me.
"Hi Blitzen! I'm a huuuuge fan!"
"You are? Cool. I have a quick question though… should I get lamb or beef for dinner tonight?"
"Uh? Beef?"
"Hmmm. Good idea."
I picked the beef pack off the shelf.
"Anyway! I was wondering if you think I could become a hero! You see I can get really big, it's a giantification quirk!"
"Hmmm. I don't see why not, being big is pretty useful. I'll tell you what, once you become a hero we could team up and then have you like throw me really hard at a villain, that'd be cool right."
"Okay! I'll remember this!" She ran off.
'Youth.'
I was quite the role model… I hope.
'Let's see… rich? Yeah. Responsible? Ye- You know what? I'm gonna stop this thought process right there.'
I paid for my food, I ain't shoplifting, I'm a hero after all.
'Role model.'
After I left the shop a shady guy in a large trench coat came to me.
"Hey. Interested in an underground fighti-"
"I'm in."
——
I saw a big arena with a full crowd of people, across from me was a huge black man-
"Nagi?!"
'Twas my friend, Nagi.
"Gulp."
"Haha! I'm gonna beat you up!"
"Nononono! I only gets you one time in Hero Time: Arena… IM SORRY."
Ding ding!
The bell rung.
I appeared behind Nagi with my hand on his face.
"Shi-"
I threw him into the net, grabbed him and gut punched him.
Softly, or at least, soft in my terms. He was knocked unconscious immediately.
The ref grabbed my hand and raised it high, the crowd was deafening.
'Holy debut.'
"Thank you. Thank you." I bowed my head.
'Wait a minute, isn't this illegal?'
That day I arrested the owner of the fight club.
'Sorry pal, I have to act as if I was taking down the owner in case this gets out.'
The fat man was crying his eyes out.
"HOW COULD YOU!!" He was getting pushed into the police car.
"YOU WERE MEANT TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!! I COULDA MADE A SHIT TON OF MONE-"
The door closed on his face as I watched him get driven away.
He was still badmouthing me through the window.
"Oh shit, I'm meant to be teaching Takaba."
A/N: gonna search up what teeters means after I upload the chap, I hope it isn't a slur or something