This chapter was split in half because i didn't have the time to make the full episode.
Also, i skipped an episode because Lorimer isn't gonna be in every adventure.
Enjoy.
"Uhh, Lulu, why are your eyes like that?" Asked Beth in confusion as she gestured towards Lorimer's eyes
Beth and Jerry sat in the living room as Lorimer approached them
"Well, mom, after a fourth dimensional entity told how much of my life i was wasting through many insults; i felt like i needed a purpose" said Lorimer calmly "and in this long and treacherous journey of self discovery, the first step is...to become the emo kid."
Lorimer was now in his emo form, which was just normal him but with very dark artificial eye bags.
"If i do anything that might get a normal kid grounded, just know that is all in the spirit of the journey"
"Aww, sweetie, it's okay. I'll be here for whatever you need" said Beth with a soft smile
Jerry, the moment he heard Beth's response, was flabbergasted. "Did you just give him the okay to purposely being a bad kid?"
"C'mon, Jerry, it's just a phase" Beth waved off his worries without a care in the world
Shocked, Jerry yelled "A phase he's doing on purpose! He even doesn't think it's cool or anything! He's doing it for fun"
Lorimer made a so-so gesture as he nodded "Part of it, yes"
"See!" Jerry approached Lorimer with a scowl "young man, you're gonna have to take off that mascara, now"
Jerry, with an angry expression, put his hand on Lorimer's shoulder before screaming in agony as his hand started bleeding heavily.
"My hand! Aaaaah!"
"Um, this isn't mascara, they're artificial eye bags. It's what i would look like if me and sleep had a divorce" Lorimer explained calmly, completely ignoring how his dad was in pain "which might happen soon cause I'm horrible at relationships"
"What happened to my hand?!" Yelled Jerry in confusion as tried to cover the wound
"Well, i thought being emo is about being edgy and stuff" said Lorimer without even flinching "so i made myself really sharp."
"That's not what being an emo is! It's about guitars and depression or something, i don't know! It's not this!" Yelled Jerry angrily as he held his hand "ow, my hand..."
Lorimer nodded with his hand on his chin "i already have one of those two. Just need the other"
Suddenly, Lorimer extended his hand in no particularly important direction and from the ground, a guitar with wings literally flew into his hand.
"Okay, now I'm ready" said Lorimer with a determined look
"Should i be concerned about that joke?" Asked Beth as she held some bandages for Jerry
"Probably" deadpanned Lorimer
Suddenly, out of the garage, appeared Rick who just lifted Lorimer and held him without any trouble or damage. "C'mon, Lori, we're going on a space adventure with your siblings. The guitar can come too. It's a space adventure, Lori! Space adventure!"
"How does holding him not hurt you?" Asked Jerry in confusion and horror
"Stomach and back, Jerry. I don't hold a knife like my hand is the next king of france." said Rick nonchalantly before turning to Lorimer "also, Lori, stop getting social advice off the internet, it's bad for you."
"I'll only do it for the memes" said Lorimer in a depressed, edgy, dramatic tone without moving an inch in Rick's grasp "man, that sounds a little cringy when i say it out loud"
"Eh, good enough, let's go!" Rick deadpanned as he just ran into the garage with Lorimer in hand
And with that, the two went into the garage and headed into space with Morty and Summer after Rick just dunked Lorimer inside his ship like a basketball.
""""Love, connection, experience"""" sang the whole family inside Rick's ship as danced
"Yeah Morty" said Rick with a big smile
""""Come together with love, connection, experience!"""" Sang the whole family dancing together
"Yeah, it's my favorite song!" Exclaimed Rick happily
"Hahahaha yeah" added Morty
"Depression child is happy" said Lorimer with a smile
"That sentence makes no sense, but whatever work, you know" replied Summer with a smile
Before anyone could say anything else, an alarm suddenly chimed. Rick quickly checked it and it was a distress beacon.
"Oh yeah, distress beacon! *burp* Yeah baby!" Said Rick excitedly
"You're excited about that?" Asked Morty in confusion
"You're still surprised about this stuff?" Asked Lorimer in equal confusion "i mean, when i last probed your memory, i saw you had an adventure with a fart clo-"
Morty was calm about Lorimer's question ...until he got to the memory probe bit "Wait, you what?" Asked Morty in surprise and confusion before Rick just cut into the conversation
"The first rule of space travel kids, is always check out distress beacons; nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit!" Exclaimed Rick cheerfully
With that, Rick made a really sharp turn and headed towards the source of the distress signal.
"One out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but I'm ready to roll those dice!" Added Rick nonchalantly
"Wait, what?!" Yelled Lorimer in realization before he had to prepare to kill because he didn't remember the episode.
Then again, who has the time to prepare or expect the need prepare for whatever his life has become.
"I have a guitar that eats vocal cords and I'm not afraid to use it" said Lorimer as he held his guitar while getting off of Rick's ship "it also has a beautiful singing voice"
"Really" Asked Summer raising a brow
"Yeah, i can't really sing or lip sync so i might as well establish that now. By the way, this place looks...like how I'm supposed to act"
The four were now inside a large shipwreck, ready to take whatever is inside...not take on...just take... whatever is inside.
"Yeah. Cha-ching. Oh yeah, if you find a room full of eggs, don't shy away from it, give one of them a shake. Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship." Said Rick without a care in the world
"You know, i can probably edit their genes to domesticate and make a farm out of them for profit" Lorimer casually said "i can even make them feral if someone else tried to do the same"
"Sounds like the start of a plan." said Rick before he began spray painting the walls "let me just do this first"
Morty, confused about the symbol Rick was drawing, asked "uh, what's that?"
"This will make the cops write it up as a looting by the Korblocks." Answered Rick calmly
"That's horrible!" Exclaimed Summer
"I hear you man-"
"Okay! who are the korblocks and why should we care?" Asked Lorimer calmly "i know it sounds cruel, but I'd rather space cops chase them rather than us unless they have some great significance or something...do they have...?"
"Not really" deadpanned Rick
Lorimer smiled "Oh, okay, conscience cleared"
Not a second later, a door opened next to the four; revealing six ship crew member who were all aliens.
"Oh, hey! You're alive, thank god." Said Rick in a fake glad voice
"Can you help us? Our planet was taken over by some kind of...entity! It absorbed the minds of our people!" Said a female crew members in distress
"We didn't notice until it was too late. The people it takes over, they look like your friends, your family, your leaders, but they're not, themselves any more; They're part of It." Said another crew member
Lorimer, who was barely paying attention, gave Rick a nudge, getting his attention.
"Rick, I'm having trouble fighting the urge to make a very shitty reference right now" whispered Lorimer with an awkward smile
"Meh, let it out, they're gonna die anyway" replied Rick calmly with a shrug
"What?" Asked a crew member in confusion
"Well, it's just that those two have been acting very SUS this whole time!" Said Lorimer as he pointed at the obviously fake crew mates "there! I said it! You can kill them now."
Quickly, the two fake crew mates attacked the real ones and turned them into fake crew mates as well.
"Called it" deadpanned Rick
"It was really obvious and now I'm actually depressed" added Lorimer tiredly "i just wanted to be emo for, like, a day or two, but all I've doing is still just being me, but with eye bags"
Ignoring whatever Lorimer just said, the fake crew mates spoke in union "hello, Rick. Long time no see."
"Unity?" Said Rick in disbelief
"Rick?" "Grandpa?" "Grandpa Rick?"
"Oh boy. Uh, these are my grandkids, Summer, Lorimer and Morty. Summer, Lori, Morty, this is uh, Unity. We sort of used to, uh, date."
Suddenly, Lorimer remembered what this episode was about.
Unity, took the family to her completely colonized planet.
"Quite an operation you got going here Une. You're a whole planet now huh?" Asked Rick as he witnessed Unity's planet
"After we broke up, I spent some time wandering through space," "then i found this world" "where i was able to focus on my passion for unification"
Unity spoke from one body at a time, making it very confusing to actually listen to.
"You mean stealing other peoples' bodies?" Said Summer angrily
"Summer, how about you do not antagonize the consciousness that makes up nearly 100% of this planet lifeforms? Does that sound like a good idea?" Said Lorimer with glare
"Yeah, Summer, rude. Why don't you kids run off and play with Unity while Unity and I do some catching up." Said Rick calmly
Soon, six unity possessed aliens appeared and put their hands on the three teens' shoulders.
"Ugh!" Exclaimed Summer in disgust
Lorimer knew she wouldn't hurt them and smiled at the fact that this was gonna be fun for a quite a bit "Neat- i mean, uh, depression" said Lorimer changing his tone to try and be darker "i know nothing being emo"
Neither does this poor narrator so who cares? Moving on, Morty had his own concern about Unity
"Wait! Rick, aren't these people going to barf into our mouths and absorb us?" Asked Morty worriedly
"You're guests here on my planet, you're free to be yourselves; I've never been good at disappointing Rick."
"I swear, ever since the time incident, every time i see someone in relationship, i hear that guy's voice again. He's telling me how much of a failure i am like an asian father to his son after he got a B in math. Such a failure, he can't even cook rice...rice!"
Everyone stared at Lorimer with an odd look, confused at what he just said.
"Uh, i think you're a bit stressed." "I mean, look at those eye bags." "I'll make sure your stay is as comfortable as it gets." "You can wash away all that stress"
Unity was actually very concerned about Lorimer's mental health. The eye bags and what he just said were not good signs.
"Well now I'm going to barf." Deadpanned Summer
And with that, Unity took the three kids to show them her planet.