( HOME )
"We're home!! ~" Clark shouted as they entered the house.
"DADA!!" the child called out loudly the moment she saw Kylo.
"Hihihi, she's really calling you Daddy," Klien teased, with Clark laughing along.
"Shut up, *ssholes!" Kylo snapped at them.
The child was sitting on Rin's shoulder, happily holding onto Rin's head while Rin supported her back.
When the two approached him, the child immediately reached out for him. He didn't complain anymore, as he seemed to be getting used to this habit. He took the child from Rin's shoulder and carried her.
"I'm not your Dad, call me uncle," he said to the child.
"Dada?"
"No! Uncle, U.N.C.L.E!" he said firmly.
"Dada!" the child said happily with a laugh.
Kylo just let out a sigh; he told the child this every day, but her habit of calling him "DADA" remained unbreakable.
THIS IS HOPELESS....
"Come on Boss, just let her be. Dada sounds cute y'know," Clark chimed in.
Kylo quickly took off his shoe and threw it at Clark.
"Has she eaten yet?" Kylo asked Rin.
"She's eaten, but I think she doesn't like squash. And I also think bananas are her favorite. She ate almost 10 again today," Rin said.
He looked at the child and raised an eyebrow at her. Suddenly, the child slapped his forehead.
Klien, Clark, and Rin froze at what they saw. They were worried he might throw the child out for hitting his face. It was okay to joke around with Kylo, but none of them dared to provoke him like that.
"What was that?" Kylo asked the child, his eyebrow still raised.The child slapped his forehead again.
"Hey!" he scolded her.
"I think she's wondering why your eyebrows aren't level, Boss," Rin said.
"My eyebrows? Like this?" he said, raising one eyebrow again and looking at the child; she hit his forehead once more.
"You brat! How dare you hit me?" Kylo teased, tickling the child and playfully, the child couldn't stop laughing.
Clark and Klien pulled out their cellphones.
SNAP! SNAP ×10!
Kylo turned to them with a glare. They pretended to be innocent.
Snap!
Kylo turned to Rin.
"You too?" he asked Rin.
"I didn't do anything," he answered.
Wow, shameless.
"COCO!!" the child suddenly said, pointing at Rin.
"Coco?" Kylo asked, puzzled, looking at the child.
"COCO!!" she repeated, pointing at Rin again.
"Pffftttt.... Phuwahahahahahaha!!!!!!" the two idiots almost died laughing.
"S-She's calling him hahahah-COCO! HAHAHAHA!" Klien laughed.
"HAHAHA-MAYBE SHE MISTOOK RIN'S HEAD FOR A COCONUT-PWAHAHAHHAA!!!" Clark added. Wow, they're having fun.
Rin's face crumpled as he rubbed his smooth head.
"At least she likes you," Kylo told Rin.
Rin was surprised by what Kylo said. In less than a second, his expression was replaced by a grin from ear to ear.
"Tch!" Klien muttered.
"I'm likeable too," Clark grumbled. The two muttered with long pouts.
"Idiots," Kylo said.
Kylo showed the child the things he bought, and the first things she grabbed were the toys. Clark played with the child while Klien cooked their dinner; meanwhile, Rin put away the rest of Kylo's purchases in the child's room.
When Klien finished cooking, they ate.
"Hey, eat your veggies!" Kylo scolded the child while she sat on his lap. She was spitting out the squash he was feeding her.
He knew she didn't like it, but it was still a vegetable.
"Maybe she really doesn't like squash. Here kiddo~!" Clark said, giving the child a lollipop.
"Hey! That's bad for her teeth!" Klien scolded Clark.
"Her teeth will rot," Rin added.
"Hmm, then let me take this first. No veggies, no lolly's," Kylo said, taking the lollipop from the child's hand.
"Dada?.." the child said sadly, her nose starting to turn red.
OH NO....
"Here you go, just—just don't cry!" Kylo quickly returned the lollipop to the child.
"If you hurt your teeth, it'll be Uncle Clark's fault, okay?" Kylo told the child; she nodded at him.
"What?!" Clark exclaimed.
"Yes, if your teeth rot, I will pull out all of your Uncle Clark's teeth, okay?" Kylo added, talking to the child, and she nodded again in agreement.
"Okay, that's a deal," Kylo said.
"Hey! What deal? Why am I at fault if her teeth rot?" Clark complained.
"You gave her the candy; you're the source of the crisis," Kylo replied.
Klien laughed, so Clark gave him a dirty look.
"What? Kiddo, you should listen to your Dada! Candies are bad! They are terrible!" Clark told the child.
"Bad!" the child said, pointing at Clark.
"Yes, he's bad, he gave you candies," Kylo added, fueling the fire.
"What? I'm not bad!" Clark protested.
"That's enough Uncle, just shove the food into your mouth," Klien told Clark, stuffing a piece of chicken into his mouth.
"Anyways, have you thought of a name for the child yet?" Klien asked, looking at Kylo.
Kylo took a sip from his cup of juice; when he saw the three of them staring at him, he accidentally spat the juice out of his mouth.
The three lowered their gaze from Kylo down to the child. Startled, she was now drenched in juice.
"Dada?" the child called out to him.
He hurriedly grabbed a cloth and wiped the child's face; instead of crying, she just laughed. She probably thought they were playing.
"Pfftttt!!!! Hahahhahahhaa!" the three laughed.
Kylo and the child looked at each other, and Kylo couldn't help but laugh as well at what had happened; even though the child had no idea what was going on, she joined in the laughter.
"OH! I KNOW!" Kylo suddenly said as if he remembered something,the three looked at him.
"Sucette! Her name will be Sucette!"
Kylo announced, looking like he had just won the lottery.
Clark, Klien, and Rin smiled at the name.