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The Kung Fu Baby is Four Years Half and has 17 Pampering Brothers

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Gu Miaomiao was born with an ancient martial arts system but was caught in dimensional turbulence that sent her back to ancient times, where she trained to become a female artist. When she was four and a half years old, she returned to the present world and assumed a journey to look for her family. When netizens learned that a certain star was bringing a child to a variety show, all the netizens were convinced that he would suffer a blow to his public image and felt sympathy for the child. Scene one: Star trying to sleep in while the child pulls off his blanket.Netizens: The game is over. The star has always been known to get cranky when he wakes up. He's going on a rant now! Miaomiao: I'm hungry. Cook something for me, okay? Star: Right away.Netizens: That's not the star we know!Scene two: Star falls into a pool when he tries to make a grab for food ingredients.Netizens: That's going down as the star's lowest moment! Screenshot it right now! Miaomiao: It's alright! I'm coming to save you! Walking over to the water, Miaomiao carried the star to the solid ground while carrying the food basket in the other hand.Netizens: Screenshot that! It's a highlight! Miaomiao is a strong female lead boss! Scene three: Children gathering food ingredients in a villageNetizens: The star would definitely tell Miaomiao to hoard. In fact, the star was quietly following Miaomiao, worried that she would get bullied. Netizens: So that's how you really are, Star!
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: I'm Back

On the outskirts of Jiang City, in a desolate area.

Dark clouds loom overhead, as if a heavy rain is about to pour.

No one notices, behind the layer upon layer of dark clouds, the sky splits open a seam, and a small figure is rapidly falling.

When there are still hundreds of meters from the ground, the descending speed of the small figure finally slows a bit.

At this moment, the dark clouds quickly scatter, and the sky clears once more.

With a plop, a child falls to the ground.

[Ancient Martial System: Host, are you alright?]

The child lying on the ground slowly crawls up, revealing a round, chubby little face.

She has large grape-like eyes, the corners are slightly rounded and droop slightly, giving her the typical innocent puppy eyes. Her pupils are bright and lively, now filled with a hint of amusement.

"Miaomiao is fine, warriors have tough skin, this little pain is nothing."

She claims to have tough skin, but in reality, she is fair and tender, her cheeks look soft and pinchable. She is currently wearing a short-sleeved kung fu outfit, her arms exposed, fair and chubby like lotus roots.

Gu Miaomiao instinctively sits cross-legged, placing her hands on her knees.

"Little Gu, you said my family is in this era, so how can Miaomiao find them? Will they recognize Miaomiao?"

The Ancient Martial System only answers the first question, maintaining a cold attitude.

[Ancient Martial System: As a welcome back bonus, I can provide the address of one of your family members, you can find them yourself.]

Her dark, shiny eyes suddenly brighten.

"Can you provide the person's photo and name? Little Gu, you said there are photos in this era, which can capture people. It's much better than painters' skills, Miaomiao wants to see."

The baby-like voice sounds sweet and sticky.

The Ancient Martial System reluctantly sends out a photo.

Gu Miaomiao holds the photo, her already large eyes widening even more.

"Wow, he's so handsome, even better looking than Miaomiao."

[Ancient Martial System: He's your second brother, Gu Che, you can go find him now]

Gu Miaomiao carefully hides the photo, then slowly climbs up again, thoroughly brushing off the dust before she starts walking towards the distant highway with her short little legs.

Along the way, she chirps nonstop.

At times pointing at the road, "Little Gu, is this the asphalt road you talked about?"

Then pointing again at the fast-moving car, "Little Gu, is this the car? It's indeed faster than Miaomiao using Qinggong, so amazing~"

"Little Gu..."

The Ancient Martial System thinks to itself, the little host is really noisy, it really shouldn't have bound to a child.

Upon first arriving at this planet, it noticed someone with extremely high talent, very suitable for spreading Ancient Martial Arts, even though she was just born, it endured and chose to bind.

As a result, when the little host was half a year old, her parents drove her out, encountered car chasers, and got into an accident, being knocked into the river.

Before it had time to use its energy, it encountered a space-time turbulence and followed the little host to this ancient time on this planet.

In ancient times where Jianghu people could be seen everywhere, spreading Ancient Martial Arts became a joke.

Fortunately, they returned.

It was worth its meticulous calculation of when the space-time turbulence would occur again and also worth its persistent infusion of modern knowledge to the host over the past four years.

Now just hoping the host returns, and can methodically spread Ancient Martial Arts. After all, through spreading Ancient Martial Arts and gaining a reputation value of ten billion, the host will be able to know which world her parents were swept into, and even bring them back.

At this moment, a pitiful voice sounds.

"Miaomiao is hungry."

The Ancient Martial System sees that the little host is pitifully pressing her stomach.

Her puppy eyes are simply too unfair, slightly drooping, as innocent and pitiful as possible. It's hard for anyone to escape this gaze.

[Ancient Martial System: Hold on a bit, you'll be fine once you reach the city.]

"But Miaomiao is too hungry to walk."

Gu Miaomiao pouts, "Before going out, Master prepared plenty of dry food, Little Gu said they couldn't be taken, so Miaomiao didn't take any."

The Ancient Martial System knew long speeches are useless now, so it quickly scanned the surroundings, just in time to find someone deliberately putting nails on the road, and robbing the driver when they check the tires.

[Ancient Martial System: Walk another five hundred meters, you can help a driver, and she will provide you food. She has bread and chocolate from this era, wouldn't you like to try?]

As soon as the words fell, the starving host suddenly performed a Grass Flying, leaving a small figure's afterimage in mid-air, and in the blink of an eye, reached a hundred meters away.

[Ancient Martial System: ...Knew you were faking it.]