For 30 + advance chapter: patreon.com/Snowing_Melody
"Mmm, mmm, wanna join in? This melon is really juicy."
Exactly after frantically, desperately confirming exactly that the terrifying Kazami Yuuka absolutely wasn't physically angry, but rather completely, visibly seemed entirely quite incredibly interested, Patchouli Knowledge aggressively leaned entirely over and tremblingly handed her the heavy, leather-bound notebook! The thick pages were completely filled entirely with detailed, voyeuristic notes completely from the past few hot days, exactly which actively contained absolutely various, intimate interactions completely between Leo and Yuyuko.
"Ha, boring, I don't care about that kind of thing."
Exactly that's completely what she actively, dismissively said, but Kazami Yuuka entirely, completely still aggressively took the heavy notebook and casually, smoothly flipped entirely through the crisp pages, her red eyes scanning the frantic handwriting.
April 25th: Today is the absolute first day completely of observation. Yuyuko completely has entirely been aggressively eating the absolute whole time and entirely doesn't logically show absolutely any massive initiative! We entirely have completely to actively remind her entirely to share the food. Exactly at completely this pathetic rate, exactly when will she completely be entirely able entirely to physically eat entirely at the main table? We entirely need completely to aggressively speed massive things entirely up!
April 26th: Leo and Yuyuko completely had entirely a massive, close physical interaction entirely on the sandy beach. Their flushed facial expressions were incredibly, perfectly controlled, flawlessly portraying the absolute kind completely of poignant, tragic beauty I strictly requested—expressions exactly that instantly, violently evoked a massive, protective instinct entirely in any viewers. It's an absolute, massive pity exactly that Yukari Yakumo violently, aggressively ruined part completely of exactly it, entirely otherwise it completely could entirely have physically gone entirely even incredibly further!
April 26th (Later): We entirely, successfully actively helped Leo violently fend completely off the despicable, scheming Yakumo Yukari, exactly which completely should mathematically increase her massive favorability significantly! Exactly what's entirely, logically wrong completely with Yakumo Yukari?! Exactly why is she aggressively, violently targeting Leo exactly like this?! And she entirely, arrogantly calls completely herself a best friend?! She's entirely so incredibly clueless. We're completely about entirely to aggressively give entirely up completely on the massive 'best friend support' plan. Exactly with our brilliant, literary guidance, Yuyuko completely should logically be entirely able entirely to actively handle exactly it completely on her entirely own!
Oh no! We completely think we've entirely been violently spotted! Exactly that massive, crazy woman is aggressively looking entirely this way... Get physically ready...
This concludes my frantic diary entry.
"Excuse me, who is this crazy woman you wrote about in your diary?"
Kazami Yuuka casually, terrifyingly pointed entirely to the absolute last, violently messy, panicked handwriting and asked entirely, incredibly curiously, her voice dropping to a chilling, lethal whisper.
"It's...it's...it's Yukari Yakumo! She was running this way with the bees just now, we almost got caught, it was terrifying!"
Remilia Scarlet violently broke completely out entirely in a freezing, massive cold sweat and quickly, frantically aggressively shifted the absolute massive blame entirely to Yakumo Yukari! Exactly in the blinding, blazing broad daylight, she, a legendary, immortal vampire, completely was entirely exactly like she was actively, physically under a massive, debilitating spell completely of weakness; she completely couldn't entirely even logically, physically run entirely away, entirely let absolutely alone aggressively fight!
"Oh, I see. I thought they were talking about me."
Yuuka Kazami smiled a massive, terrifyingly chilling smile and politely, gracefully returned the heavy notebook entirely to Patchouli, entirely then actively turned and smoothly left, but...
Exactly as the absolute most incredibly 'kind-hearted' (sadistic) youkai completely in Gensokyo, Kazami Yuuka completely also entirely had completely to actively lend a massive, helpful hand! Although she absolutely didn't logically understand completely these highly complex, dramatic romantic relationships, she was incredibly, aggressively good entirely at physically handling absolute problems and violently dealing completely with the massive people completely who actively raised them!
Exactly since the massive, detailed logbook explicitly said exactly that Yakumo Yukari was entirely, seriously actively affecting the massive progress completely of the romantic strategy, entirely then she completely would aggressively deal entirely with Yakumo Yukari and violently make her entirely too incredibly, physically tired entirely to actively bother Leo and Yuyuko!
He's entirely such a grown, adult man, exactly how completely can he physically be entirely so incredibly clueless? There's absolutely no logical, biological future entirely for massive women entirely to absolutely be completely together. Exactly what absolute kind completely of pathetic image is exactly it completely for a dignified, ancient sage entirely to actively act exactly like a throwing-tantrum child, absolutely always desperately clinging entirely to Yuyuko?!
Standing entirely halfway completely up the steep, rocky mountain, Kazami Yuuka quickly, sharply spotted Yakumo Yukari, completely who was cowardly, desperately hiding entirely in the freezing river water completely to actively avoid the buzzing bees. The massive, swirling cloud completely of dark, magical black mist heavily gathered completely on the flowing river was entirely too incredibly, visually obvious!
Exactly as completely for Kaguya, she completely had entirely, already violently laid entirely down on the dirt. Her absolute, massive passive ability completely of physically being immortal was entirely too incredibly overpowered! She lazily lay entirely there completely with her arms aggressively outstretched, completely, entirely at the absolute mercy completely of others. Absolutely even Kazami Yuuka completely couldn't logically do absolutely anything entirely about exactly it.
...
Heavily lying completely in the freezing, cool water, Yukari Yakumo aggressively enjoyed the highly soothing, physical feeling completely of the rapid water smoothly flowing entirely over her aching, bruised body, desperately breathing entirely through a thin, hollow reed straw.
Yuuka Kazami, however, was violently, aggressively attracted completely by exactly something! Finally, she completely could happily catch exactly some massive fish! Exactly these terrifying, massive black bees entirely had absolutely amazing, terrifying physical stamina; they completely had entirely been aggressively, violently chasing her entirely all morning and were completely, tirelessly entirely still chasing her! It was absolutely, literally endless! Exactly if she completely could legally use raw magic, she entirely would completely have entirely already…
Never mind, exactly these are her capitalist little brother's massive, expensive bees! Exactly if they violently explode, she'll entirely be the absolute one completely who tragically suffers the financial consequences!
"You actually took the initiative to hide in the water to practice your lung capacity? I'm very touched. Since you want to practice, let's practice. Let's try holding our breath for an hour first. If you dare to surface in the middle, I'll blow you up with a magic cannon!"
Kazami Yuuka's towering, demonic figure completely, suddenly violently appeared entirely in Yakumo Yukari's limited, watery field entirely of vision! Exactly upon loudly hearing her chilling, sadistic words, Yakumo Yukari quickly, frantically violently took a massive, incredibly deep breath of air!
The brutal, hellish training she completely had entirely received exactly during completely this dark period completely had entirely been incredibly effective. Exactly in the lazy past, Yakumo Yukari completely would entirely have aggressively run entirely away completely in a split, magical second, absolutely but completely now she entirely would actively, subconsciously immediately obey Kazami Yuuka's terrifying, absolute orders completely out of pure, conditioned trauma!
"Very good, begin!"
Exactly after casually, aggressively removing the hollow straw completely from Yukari Yakumo's mouth, Yuuka Kazami peacefully found a massive, clean, flat rock entirely to happily sit completely on, elegantly took completely off her leather shoes and silk socks, gently put her bare feet entirely in the freezing water, and happily closed her eyes entirely to peacefully enjoy the flowing water.
On the other side.
Exactly after completely having massively eaten and aggressively drunk her absolute fill, Yuyuko rapidly received Patchouli's massive, new tactical orders!
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Take your backpack and go find Leo. He happens to be alone right now. Go and get him to drink, then pretend to be drunk. Remember, the real hunter often appears as the prey."
liquor?
Yuyuko curiously, heavily glanced entirely at the massive, full wooden beer barrels completely in her heavy backpack, intensely, curiously took exactly one massive one completely out and aggressively opened the sealed top! Aggressively looking entirely at the bubbling, golden-amber, transparent liquid violently fizzing entirely inside, she rapidly took entirely out her massive, special weapon ladle and aggressively scooped entirely out a massive, overflowing spoonful!
"Burp, the taste is a bit strange, but not bad."
Exactly after aggressively finishing an absolute, massive bowl completely of the hoppy beer, Yuyuko's soft face rapidly flushed a lovely, deep pink-red. Exactly in the massive past, absolutely most completely of the weak rice wine they actively drank entirely in Gensokyo was mathematically entirely less exactly than a pathetic 5% alcohol, and they absolutely all proudly claimed entirely to completely be entirely able entirely to aggressively drink a massive thousand cups entirely without getting physically drunk!
But exactly after Leo's highly potent, magical fruit wine was violently put completely on the digital shelves, they absolutely all tragically turned completely into massive, addicted little drunkards! Absolutely except entirely for a massive few genuine, hardcore drunkards completely from the massive Oni tribe, the absolute rest completely all violently showed their pathetic true colors!
The massive, pale Pale Ale brewed entirely from Stardew hops mathematically has a terrifying, pure alcohol content completely of 11 degrees! Exactly if the absolute alcohol content is violently, physically doubled entirely in volume, Yuyuko completely has entirely, actively already aggressively drunk exactly half a massive wooden bucket completely of exactly this and is entirely, completely already a little heavily tipsy!
"Hehehe~~ Leo~~ Where are you~"
Yuyuko violently let entirely out a highly suggestive, lewd laugh, unsteadily, woozily floated entirely up entirely into the hot air, and aggressively followed the flowing canal entirely to actively find Leo's physical figure.
Exactly at completely this massive moment, Leo was completely, entirely already aggressively asleep entirely in the warm, shallow water, heavily leaning entirely against the dirt ditch, completely, blissfully unaware entirely of Yuyuko woozily drifting completely over entirely from afar!
"Hehehe, found you, you little rascal."
Yuyuko's pink eyes violently lit completely up exactly like massive lanterns exactly when she visually saw the sleeping Leo entirely in the water! She heavily, clumsily plunged entirely into the splashing water and violently drifted completely with the flowing current directly to Leo's side.
"You little rascal, do you know how much I've sacrificed for you? Feeding you, massaging you, I owe you so much! I've sacrificed so much, how can you not appreciate my good intentions at all..."
Exactly while actively holding the massive ladle and aggressively drinking more beer, Yuyuko violently poked Leo's sensitive kidney and aggressively muttered completely to herself, "To be honest, it tasted a bit strange when I first drank it, but after drinking more, it seems okay. It's icy cold and full of bubbles, but it's a bit intoxicating, and I feel a little drunk."
Leo's entire body went instantly, terrifyingly stiff, and he absolutely didn't logically dare entirely to physically move exactly a single muscle!
Exactly what entirely on earth should he logically do exactly when his supposed 'wife's-mother-in-law's best friend' completely got violently drunk and was actively, aggressively seducing him entirely while actively saying incredibly strange, terrifying things exactly like "I'll sacrifice for you"?! He entirely needed massive, divine help urgently!
Leo completely woke entirely up exactly when Yuyuko violently poked his waist. He was completely, initially entirely too incredibly lazy entirely to actively open his eyes and innocently thought Yuyuko was completely just actively looking entirely for more food, exactly so he actively ignored her. But entirely then she aggressively started actively muttering exactly those terrifying words completely to herself, and completely now Leo absolutely didn't logically dare entirely to physically wake completely up!
Fortunately entirely for Leo's sanity, Yuyuko aggressively drank incredibly quickly and violently got physically drunk incredibly quickly, and her slurred voice miraculously disappeared entirely in absolutely no time.
Exactly after there was absolutely no massive sound completely at absolutely all, Leo frantically, cautiously opened his sweating eyes, violently turned his stiff head completely slightly entirely to aggressively look entirely at Yuyuko—completely who was currently, peacefully sleeping heavily entirely on his bare shoulder—and quickly, frantically jumped entirely out completely of the muddy ditch and heavily, urgently carried the passed-out Yuyuko entirely out completely as entirely well!