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"Don't talk nonsense, it has nothing to do with me. I just asked Cirno to help freeze the wine barrel. It was Suika who was urging people to drink, and it was Hoshiguma Yuugi who was chugging the wine. It has nothing to do with me. I only managed to save Cirno by sneaking over there."
Leo physically felt a heavy, piercing gaze entirely on him completely from behind, and a massive layer of freezing, cold sweat violently broke completely out entirely on his back! He quickly, frantically explained exactly what completely had tragically happened. He absolutely hadn't logically expected Cirno entirely to be entirely so incredibly brave, aggressively charging entirely forward completely with her massive ice greatsword!
Okay, absolutely even exactly if his specific description completely of the massive mission was completely just a tiny, microscopic bit entirely off... entirely just a tiny bit off, Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika are completely, legally still 99% physically responsible!
Is exactly that so?
The Great Fairy (Daiyousei) silently, terrifyingly emerged completely from the dark shadows entirely behind Leo. The blazing summer sunlight heavily cast dark, ominous shadows entirely on her emerald green hair, completely, entirely obscuring the absolute upper half completely of her face! Her eyes, completely now entirely devoid completely of absolutely any lively luster, quietly glanced entirely at Cirno, completely whose face was heavily flushed entirely in the massive wine barrel, exactly before aggressively looking completely up entirely at Leo completely quietly.
Violently stared entirely at exactly like exactly that, Leo physically felt entirely as exactly if absolutely all the massive, wrong things he completely had entirely ever actively done entirely in his massive life were violently coming entirely flooding completely back, aggressively attacking his fragile mind exactly like crazy! The absolute, classic, terrifying Detective Conan execution theme was loudly playing completely in his ringing ears, and he was completely about entirely to violently enter the absolute, pathetic stage entirely of kneeling completely down entirely to desperately repent!
"I..."
"I was wrong, I confess, I shouldn't have let Cirno drink."
Exactly as the massive, mournful background music entirely began completely to actively play entirely in his mind, Leo aggressively stood completely with his hands violently tied entirely behind his back, tragically looking completely up entirely at the blue sky, actively looking entirely as exactly if he was completely ready entirely to actively die a massive, heroic death! Absolutely anyone completely who absolutely didn't logically know physically better completely would entirely think exactly that the Great Fairy was an absolute, terrifying villain!
"Is there anything else you'd like to say, big brother?"
The massive, electric rice cooker violently, magically appeared completely behind the Great Fairy, and a massive, heavy iron frying pan violently popped completely out entirely from exactly it and was aggressively held entirely in the Great Fairy's trembling hand!
"I have nothing more to say! But... kill me quickly! The farm is in the north, you can't make me die facing south."
Leo tragically took exactly one absolute last, poetic look entirely at the beautiful scenery completely of Fairy Lake, tightly closed his sweating eyes, and aggressively waited completely for the heavy frying pan entirely to violently fall. He absolutely had entirely to physically accept the brutal punishment completely for his massive mistakes. Exactly this specific time, he completely was the absolute one entirely who aggressively tricked Cirno completely into actively going, exactly so he completely would bravely take the massive blame.
Bang~
The massive frying pan incredibly gently, softly tapped Leo's head. Exactly how completely could completely such an incredibly gentle, sweet fairy entirely be absolutely so incredibly violent? This was entirely, completely just entirely to actively give her older brother a massive, gentle reminder.
"Alright, alright, I'll let it go this time. But big brother, please be careful in the future and don't give Cirno any alcohol~"
The Great Fairy happily clasped her soft hands completely together, her dark expression rapidly shifting completely from terrifyingly gloomy entirely to brilliantly sunny, a massive, faint smile completely on her soft face exactly as she aggressively gazed entirely tenderly completely at Leo, actively saying absolutely nothing entirely more.
"Big fairy, you're so kind."
Leo was entirely so incredibly, violently moved exactly that he actively burst completely into massive tears! Exactly if it completely weren't entirely for the massive height difference, he completely would entirely have really, genuinely wanted entirely to aggressively hug the sweet fairy and happily rub entirely against her! The massive fairy was entirely so incredibly gentle. She was an absolute, mature woman completely who could legally be my mother!
"Hey, buddy, you're here after all! We followed the smell. How about a few more buckets? We're out of alcohol."
Entirely inside the glowing teleportation array, Yuugi Hoshiguma completely had the passed-out Suika heavily perched entirely on his massive shoulder exactly as the massive two completely of them aggressively swayed completely over. Leo completely could physically smell the pungent, overwhelming stench entirely of cheap alcohol aggressively emanating completely from them entirely from a massive distance!
Exactly upon visually seeing the massive two, Daiyousei's sweet expression violently, instantaneously darkened exactly into absolute pitch-black malice!
"Heh...hehe."
"Big goblin?"
Leo aggressively looked completely down, highly puzzled, entirely at the terrifyingly laughing fairy. Exactly why completely did the chilling laughter physically sound entirely so incredibly much exactly like Kazami Yuuka?!
Sprint, basic attack, merciless iron hand, basic attack, crippling strike, slaughtering all in all directions.
"Take this Fairy Forest Guillotine!"
Aggressively holding the massive iron frying pan, the Great Fairy violently rushed entirely forward and aggressively unleashed a massive, standard, high-level fighter combo! She entirely, finally violently leaped incredibly high entirely into the air completely with absolutely both hands aggressively gripping the heavy pan, and violently, brutally smashed it directly down entirely on Yuugi Hoshiguma's massive head!
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Yuugi Hoshiguma casually, aggressively pulled the heavy frying pan—completely which was violently pierced cleanly entirely through completely by his massive, indestructible Oni unicorn horn—entirely off his head. He heavily looked entirely at the violently sulking Daiyousei, and the massive, intoxicating effects completely of the cheap alcohol instantly, violently sobered him completely up!
He aggressively glanced entirely at Leo, completely who was completely standing entirely behind Daiyousei completely as a pathetic punishment, and entirely very, incredibly disloyally threw the sleeping Suika directly completely onto his massive shoulder, entirely then violently turned completely around and aggressively ran entirely away completely through the glowing teleportation array!
"ah???"
Completely half-asleep, Suika heavily lay completely on the hard dirt ground, aggressively clutching her massive sake gourd and actively making a highly puzzled, drunken sound. Aggressively following the massive, lazy principle entirely of sleeping absolutely wherever she violently fell, Suika peacefully changed completely to an entirely more incredibly comfortable position and happily closed her eyes!
"Hmph, these bad guys, all they do is bully Cirno. Big brother, you haven't been bullying Cirno, have you?"
The Great Fairy violently snorted exactly as she aggressively watched Yuugi Hoshiguma cowardly run entirely away, entirely then violently turned completely around and terrifyingly stared completely at Leo!
"No, no! How could I possibly bully the adorable Cirno? Look, the rewards for the commissions I post are all Cirno's favorite foods."
Leo quickly, frantically shook his heavy head. The Great Fairy's absolute, massive Blood Rage completely hadn't physically subsided entirely yet, and exactly if he stupidly admitted exactly it, he completely would immediately, violently be brutally hit completely by the lethal Fairy Forest Guillotine!
"That's good. You can play with it, big brother. I'll take Cirno back with me."
The Great Fairy happily picked entirely up the massive wooden barrel entirely containing Cirno and instantly disappeared completely into the glowing teleportation array. Entirely only completely then exactly did Leo heavily breathe a massive sigh entirely of absolute relief and violently turn his sharp gaze directly to Yuyuko, completely who entirely had completely been aggressively hiding entirely for a incredibly long time!
"Chew, chew, chew, why are you looking at me? I'm innocent! Gulp, gulp, gulp."
Yuyuko, aggressively clutching Leo's massive, magical backpack, cowardly huddled entirely in a dark corner, aggressively eating sweet snacks and violently drinking fruit juice, her soft cheeks massively puffed entirely out, actively looking incredibly innocently entirely at Leo.
"Give me your backpack."
Leo aggressively reached entirely out his hand.
"Coo coo coo, no way!"
Yuyuko was aggressively, violently holding the massive backpack, exactly which was currently a massive snack bag completely full entirely of expensive snacks! "Lady Yuyuko has sacrificed so much to bring you and Yukari together, what's wrong with having a little snack!"
"Tsk, I didn't steal your snacks, why are you being possessive of them?"
Leo aggressively walked completely over, violently reached directly into his magical backpack, rapidly rummaged entirely around, and violently pulled entirely out exactly a pair completely of... massively baggy swimming shorts.
"I just wanted to go into the water to cool off for a while; the weather is so hot."
Leo actively left. Yuyuko aggressively looked entirely at the massive snacks completely in her hand, and entirely then tragically remembered exactly that Leo's unwashed, personal clothing was completely inside the exact same backpack! She physically felt exactly something was entirely, horribly off, and completely, suddenly miraculously lost absolutely all her massive appetite!
"Phew~ It's so refreshing."
Instead entirely of violently squeezing completely into the massive Fairy Lake entirely with the exhausted horse racing girls, Leo completely still actively wanted entirely to aggressively avoid massive, unwanted suspicion. She actively found a completely deserted, overgrown irrigation ditch and happily ran entirely in! The absolute surface completely of the lake water, exactly which completely had entirely been massively warmed entirely by the blazing sun entirely all morning, physically felt incredibly warm completely to the touch, absolutely but entirely further completely down it was entirely just the absolute, perfect temperature, absolutely not bone-chillingly freezing cold.
Entirely halfway completely up the massive mountain entirely in the hazy distance, Remilia and Patchouli tragically huddled completely together, violently shivering in absolute terror!
Exactly in completely front entirely of the glowing water mirror magically summoned completely by Patchouli, Yuuka Kazami was aggressively watching the massive displayed image completely with incredibly great, sadistic interest! Entirely ever exactly since she completely found the massive, giant reflective 'light bulb' (camera glare) completely on the sandy beach, she completely had entirely been aggressively searching entirely for exactly who actively did exactly it! Although she completely didn't logically understand the complex scientific principle entirely or exactly know exactly what optical refraction entirely was, her raw, brute-force stats were incredibly, terrifyingly high!
They completely flew entirely up and aggressively circled entirely around, entirely then easily, visually spotted the massive two completely who were actively spying completely on them entirely halfway completely up the massive mountain!
"You two, can one of you explain to me what this is all about?"
Yuuka Kazami slowly, terrifyingly turned her head, aggressively looked entirely at the terrified two completely of them, and actively gave them an incredibly, terrifyingly kind smile! She was entirely quite incredibly curious.
"It was Saigyouji Yuyuko who made us do this. She said she wanted to be with Leo and asked us to help her come up with ideas."
"Yes, yes, Patchouli is an emotional mastermind. She's the one who instructed Yuyuko to do all this. I was forcibly dragged here."
Remilia Scarlet completely, violently betrayed her loyal teammates entirely very, incredibly decisively! Husbands and wives are completely exactly like fragile birds entirely in the absolute same forest; exactly when massive disaster strikes, they violently fly entirely away completely separately! Brothers are entirely in the loyal heart, absolutely but exactly when massive trouble completely comes, they absolutely can't physically be reached entirely by phone!
"Yuyuko? I was wondering why. I'd been suspecting she and Yukari Yakumo had broken up these past few days. So it was you two who did it."