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"cheers!"
"The taste is a bit strange, but it's definitely alcohol. Cheers!"
The massive Grampton plain was incredibly, densely packed entirely with hundreds of heavy, oak barrels of freshly brewed beer! Leo was aggressively, rapidly collecting the massive kegs of beer entirely in the absolute front, entirely while the massive Oni, Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika Ibuki, were violently throwing handfuls of green hops directly into the open barrels. Exactly after aggressively going completely around the massive field exactly once, Leo's bottomless inventory backpack was entirely, completely already bursting full!
Exactly seeing the highly expectant, bloodshot eyes completely of the two massive beer lovers, Leo generously, reluctantly took entirely out a massive few completely more heavy barrels.
Beer completely isn't physically expensive; it's absolutely, entirely all completely about massive volume! A massive, heavy wooden barrel completely of pale beer entirely only mathematically costs exactly 200 yuan. It completely would safely take exactly five or entirely six normal humans completely to actively finish a massive barrel exactly that's entirely half a person tall. But exactly for ancient monsters, aggressively showing completely off exactly while holding the massive barrel one-handed is completely, simply just basic stuff!
However, beer is completely, magically exactly like a highly fine wine exactly when it's blisteringly, refreshingly chilled, absolutely but it violently tastes exactly like pungent horse urine exactly when it's entirely at sweltering room temperature! The absolute, tragic taste completely of warm beer exactly that absolutely hasn't entirely been aggressively refrigerated is entirely, really incredibly hard entirely to actively praise.
Exactly seeing exactly that completely these massive two completely couldn't entirely even logically wait entirely for it completely to physically be refrigerated and violently started actively drinking exactly it completely right entirely away, Leo heavily shook his head. It's completely time entirely to actively invite our absolute most incredibly popular, massive Ice Fairy completely of the blazing summer!
Mission Target: Go directly to the plains to actively cool down the massive beer barrels. Request: Please urgently send absolutely any fairy completely from the Hero's Hut—strictly wearing a blue dress, completely with exactly three pairs entirely of freezing ice crystal wings, actively wielding a massive ice-type sword, and mathematically being the absolute strongest fairy entirely in Gensokyo—directly to the Plains Brewing District. There are currently two massive, bad guys aggressively causing massive trouble entirely here exactly while violently drinking; please physically calm them completely down! Commission Rewards: Exactly one massive tub entirely of premium honey milk, exactly one massive tub entirely of original flavor ice cream.
Rapidly putting entirely away his smartphone, entirely less exactly than exactly half an hour completely later, a massive, freezing ice-blue figure rapidly, aggressively approached completely from afar! Cirno violently charged directly towards Leo exactly like a highly supersonic ballistic missile, and exactly when the massive distance was entirely, mathematically about exactly right, she aggressively made a sudden, screeching stop entirely in mid-air!
Unfortunately, she completely, tragically miscalculated the stopping distance and violently ended entirely up aggressively landing completely on Leo's head with a heavy thud!
"So it was you who assigned the great Cirno to help? Where is the enemy? My freezing whirlwind is ready!"
Cirno violently jumped completely off Leo's aching head, aggressively put her small hands entirely on her freezing hips, and entirely as the absolute, undisputed strongest fairy completely in the massive Hero's Hut, she absolutely wouldn't entirely even actively glance completely at pathetic, ordinary small requests! But the massive Food Fairy's highly specific request completely had entirely so incredibly many strict requirements exactly that she was completely the absolute only exactly one entirely in the absolute entire massive Hero's Hut completely who perfectly met them exactly after aggressively checking the complex accounts completely for a incredibly long time!
"Over there, see those two guys drinking? Use your most powerful move on them."
Leo aggressively squatted completely down entirely next completely to Cirno, and violently extended his aura-infused Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger, aggressively pointing entirely at the massive two Oni drunkards entirely not incredibly far entirely away completely who were violently holding massive wine barrels and brutally chugging them completely down! He completely had entirely already strategically placed a massive lot completely of heavy wine barrels entirely near the massive two completely of them, and exactly after they were blisteringly chilled, he completely would aggressively put them entirely away completely in his backpack and happily drink them entirely slowly!
"Hmph! Watch me, I'll illuminate all rivers!"
Cirno violently conjured a massive, towering ice crystal greatsword entirely in her small hand and aggressively swung it directly at Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika, violently unleashing a massive, terrifying chilling aura aggressively mixed completely with razor-sharp shattered ice! The absolute aura brutally struck the massive two completely of them and the heavy sake barrels, violently exploding completely into absolutely countless, freezing icy dust particles!
The sweltering summer temperature entirely in the massive area completely, suddenly violently dropped, and Yuugi Hoshiguma was entirely stunned completely for a brief moment. Completely only exactly after the ambient temperature violently dropped completely did he actively notice the massive, freezing cold wind violently blowing completely from Cirno! He aggressively laughed a massive, booming laugh and violently hugged Cirno—who had aggressively rushed completely over—entirely then violently raised the massive Yuugi Cup completely in his hand directly to Cirno's soft lips!
"Oh, it's Cirno! Thanks for the air conditioning! Come on! Let's have a drink!"
"Waaaaah! You bad guy!"
"Lady Cirno... has failed..."
Exactly at absolute first, Cirno was physically able entirely to actively resist, violently flailing her small arms and freezing legs aggressively against Yuugi Hoshiguma's massive chest. However, the tiny fairy's physical strength completely couldn't entirely even logically break entirely through the massive opponent's absolute 'reactive armor' (rock-hard Oni muscles)! The opponent's massive chest entirely only physically trembled completely slightly entirely as a pathetic sign completely of respect!
Exactly soon entirely after, Cirno's tiny stomach violently swelled completely up with forced beer, and entirely then she tragically, completely lost physical consciousness!
"Drink? Why aren't you drinking? Never mind, Cui Xiang (Suika), let's continue. This beer tastes even better chilled!"
Exactly after casually placing the passed-out Cirno directly entirely into an empty, massive wooden sake barrel, Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika violently started aggressively drinking entirely again!
Exactly while the massive two completely weren't physically paying absolutely any attention, Leo quietly, rapidly aggressively took entirely away absolutely most completely of the massive, perfectly chilled wine barrels! Exactly this specific part was entirely for his massive family entirely to happily drink, and the absolute rest completely had entirely already actively been violently put completely on the digital shelves and instantly sold entirely out!
Heavily carrying the massive, freezing barrel completely of sake entirely containing the drunk Cirno, Leo quietly, frantically left the massive plain! He completely hadn't entirely left incredibly much sake completely for Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika, and entirely at their absolute, terrifying pace, it completely would entirely be entirely almost completely gone entirely by blazing noon! Entirely to actively avoid violently being actively chased completely for entirely more massive amounts of sake, Leo aggressively decided entirely to frantically go entirely find Kazami Yuuka and the others!
Entirely today is the absolute last massive few days completely before the brutal friendly match! Symboli Rudolf completely has actively given the exhausted racehorse girls a massive, rare break exactly these past few hot days entirely so they completely can actively rest incredibly well. Entirely today, absolutely most completely of them happily went actively swimming completely at the massive Fairy Spring, exactly since the divine Dr. Eirin completely said exactly that the magical hot spring entirely there is incredibly good completely for severe physical injury recovery!
"Yahoo!"
Gold Ship, aggressively holding a massive, brightly colored surfboard, violently floated directly downstream completely from the absolute top completely of the massive water canal built entirely by the engineering kappa! Exactly while completely others actively needed entirely to peacefully soak entirely in the restorative fairy spring, she absolutely, entirely didn't; she completely just actively wanted entirely to aggressively play and cause chaos!
Freezing water violently splashed absolutely everywhere exactly as the massive Gold Ship aggressively glided incredibly far entirely along the violent current exactly like a massive, unstoppable ballistic cannonball, aggressively sending massive sprays of water violently flying entirely out completely of the stone canal and aggressively landing completely on the soft grass entirely along the rapid way!
And completely this is the blazing summer! Exactly in completely this suffocating heat, exactly what are you logically waiting completely for absolutely but entirely to violently play entirely in the freezing water? Actively take boring photos?! Peacefully admire the fragile flowers?! Aren't you absolutely all incredibly hot?!
"Why do we have to exercise when they're all resting?!"
Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan ran wildly, frantically entirely through the massive Secret Forest completely with incredibly miserable, terrified faces! Exactly that completely wretched, demonic Yuuka Kazami completely had aggressively smeared sticky, fragrant honey directly on their expensive clothes, and completely behind them was a massive, deafeningly buzzing swarm entirely of highly aggressive black bees! Exactly if they completely were violently surrounded, they completely would entirely be brutally stung completely into massive, swollen balls entirely in absolutely no physical time!
Exactly this sadistic guy completely also actively said exactly that we absolutely can't physically use the massive, terrifying aura entirely of a Great Monster entirely to violently intimidate the massive bees, entirely otherwise it completely won't actively be the massive bees violently chasing them absolutely but entirely her! Exactly that is entirely, completely too incredibly much exactly like playing CS (Counter-Strike) entirely in real life! Is completely this a brutal training method exactly that a biological human could logically even think completely of?!
"I came... Holy crap, I'm leaving!"
Having entirely, rapidly arrived completely at the Fairy Spring entirely via the magical teleportation array, Leo completely was entirely about entirely to happily greet them exactly when he violently saw Yakumo Yukari aggressively charging entirely straight completely towards him, violently followed completely by a massive, buzzing dark mass completely of stinging monsters! Leo quickly, frantically grabbed the heavy sake barrel and aggressively, violently ran entirely away completely for his absolute life!
"Don't run away! Stay where you are, and I'm going to give you a treat!"
People completely don't physically get tired exactly when they're actively doing incredibly bad, malicious things! Yukari Yakumo completely was entirely full completely of massive, adrenaline-fueled energy exactly at the moment, and she aggressively took massive, blurring strides entirely to violently catch completely up entirely with him, absolutely determined entirely to aggressively make Leo physically feel the agonizing pain entirely as exactly well!
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Hurry up and save people! What are you standing there for?!"
Yuyuko, completely who was happily, aggressively eating a massive, sweet watermelon, rapidly saw the glowing message and the massive watermelon completely in her hands completely, suddenly miraculously lost absolutely all its sweetness! Helplessly, tragically, she violently opened her massive mouth and entirely, aggressively ate the absolute remaining massive half completely of the watermelon, hard green rind and absolutely all in exactly a single, horrifying bite! She entirely then rapidly floated completely over entirely to aggressively block Yakumo Yukari's violent path!
"Yuyuko, you!"
Yukari Yakumo violently slammed completely on the physical brakes, and the massive, deafening swarm entirely of angry bees, exactly which completely had entirely been exactly some short distance entirely away, instantly, violently closed completely in!
Completely without absolutely any physical time entirely to actively ask Yuyuko exactly what on earth she completely was actively doing, Yukari quickly, frantically changed her physical direction and aggressively started violently running! However, absolutely all her massive previous, malicious excitement completely had instantly vanished, and she tragically ran completely slower and entirely slower...
"Aww!"
...
"Phew, thank you, Yuyuko. Here, have a beer and some clams."
Leo heavily breathed a massive sigh entirely of absolute relief exactly after heavily setting completely down the massive wooden barrel entirely containing the drunk Cirno. Exactly on his frantic way entirely back, he completely had aggressively picked entirely up exactly some highly flavorful snacks completely from home entirely to perfectly go completely with the icy drinks: incredibly spicy, garlic-infused clams, salty roasted peanuts, and exactly some massive, boiled edamame!
"What's wrong with Cirno? Her face is so red, and she smells of alcohol. You gave her alcohol; aren't you afraid the Great Fairy will be angry?"
Loudly hearing exactly that there was massive, delicious food, Yuyuko was completely no logically longer entirely upset entirely about the rind! She aggressively leaned completely over and curiously glanced entirely at Cirno entirely in the massive wine barrel, her face completely filled entirely with massive shock!
A massive Great Fairy (Daiyousei) completely can entirely be incredibly, terrifyingly terrifying exactly when she violently gets entirely angry! She absolutely neither actively makes a massive, loud fuss absolutely nor actively causes a massive, public scene, absolutely but entirely just piercingly stares directly at you completely with exactly those incredibly resentful, massive, aggrieved, and profoundly sad eyes! The absolute, crushing psychological power completely of her silent gaze is mathematically comparable entirely to the absolute, soul-crushing judgment completely of the Yama, Shiki Eiki! Absolutely no one completely can entirely sit physically comfortably entirely under completely such a massive, guilt-inducing gaze!