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"Report! Your request has been completed. This is a record of all of Yukari Yakumo's actions today, with photos attached. Please confirm. If there are no issues, I will submit the confirmation."
Late at exactly the dead of night, the seemingly quiet, peaceful farm was completely, actually entirely quite lively in the shadows. The rhythmic chirping of crickets filled the cool summer air. Leo completely had happily said he entirely had a massive, incredibly good night's sleep and slept very peacefully. Ran Yakumo quietly, flawlessly got completely out entirely of her soft bed and silently went entirely to the dark rendezvous point completely outside the massive farm, exactly which was the highly secretive meeting place the two entirely had explicitly agreed completely upon.
"Is that all? It looks no different from usual."
Aggressively looking completely through the thick stack of glossy photos and highly detailed written records under the pale moonlight, Ran Yakumo was entirely, completely a little incredibly puzzled. Lady Yukari completely had entirely been violently training entirely all day, and completely apart entirely from actively wanting entirely to aggressively kick Leo entirely in the morning, there were absolutely no massive problems! Ran Yakumo completely didn't logically even actively take exactly that massive, violent kick entirely to her loyal heart. Leo and Lady Yukari were entirely, frequently exactly like this, and she was completely, absolutely used entirely to it.
Aya Shameimaru's massive, high-definition photos are entirely, incredibly professional, and her heavy camera equipment completely has entirely been massively upgraded! She heavily carries a massive, tactical bag entirely on her back, exactly which is completely full entirely of absolutely various, expensive glass lenses exactly that Ran Yakumo entirely can't physically understand.
Aya Shameimaru completely, tragically almost got violently caught entirely embezzling and aggressively accepting massive bribes exactly because she entirely spent absolutely all her hard-earned savings entirely to aggressively buy completely this expensive set! Otherwise, she absolutely wouldn't entirely have actively come completely out entirely to physically take entirely on dangerous commissions. Exactly after absolutely all, she is completely the absolute Great Tengu entirely of the massive Tengu Clan and mathematically has a highly respected status!
The crisp photos perfectly, mercilessly captured absolutely every single massive, embarrassing moment entirely of Yukari Yakumo, completely from violently rolling her eyes entirely to agonizingly contorting her face and aggressively making bizarre, pathetic physical movements entirely in the mud. Exactly if completely these humiliating photos were entirely to publicly circulate, entirely either Lady Yukari completely would violently have entirely to actively live entirely in absolutely another dimension, or Aya Shameimaru completely would violently, permanently vanish entirely from the physical face entirely of the earth—the two completely would entirely be absolute, irreconcilable enemies!
"Yes, your commission was to monitor Yukari Yakumo, and I absolutely did not miss a single detail."
Aya Shameimaru stood ramrod straight, her massive wings tucked politely behind her. Her strict, paid job was strictly entirely to monitor Yukari Yakumo, exactly so she completely would entirely, logically only actively keep an eagle eye entirely on Yukari! Exactly as completely for absolute other chaotic things, exactly such as Leo aggressively forcing Yuyuko entirely into servitude, or Remilia and Patchouli actively, magically monitoring Leo entirely from a distance, exactly those were absolutely all entirely outside her paid jurisdiction! The 'upright and honest' Aya Shameimaru was completely a bird-woman entirely of absolute principle (and absolute self-preservation)!
"Alright, here's the voucher. Pick it up at the supermarket yourself. For installation, just contact Kappa."
Ran Yakumo highly suspiciously put entirely away the embarrassing photos and heavily handed the massive, stamped voucher completely to Shameimaru Aya.
Meanwhile, completely on the absolute other side of the valley, Yuyuko Saigyouji magically managed entirely to successfully sneak completely out exactly after Leo heavily fell securely asleep and frantically headed entirely straight completely for the massive, looming Scarlet Devil Mansion.
"Master, is this right? I feel like I've been taken advantage of."
The usually quick-witted Yuyuko instinctively, painfully physically felt exactly that she completely had violently suffered a massive, crushing loss entirely today, exactly so she hurriedly, desperately came entirely to actively consult the 'master' entirely to scientifically see exactly if there was a massive problem entirely in the formula!
"No problem, that's it. Do you see how much closer your friend and Leo have become today?"
Remilia and Patchouli sat completely together entirely in the dim, flickering candlelight, absolutely both entirely wearing the absolute exact same highly conspiratorial, doting smile. Yuyuko and Leo's chaotic interaction entirely today was completely, absolutely so incredibly sweet!
"Is...is that so? It seems to have been pulled in a little..."
Yuyuko heavily recalled completely with exactly some massive uncertainty exactly that exactly after completely returning entirely home completely from the hellish training exactly that evening, Yukari violently kidnapped Ran Yakumo's massive, fluffy tail, aggressively held it entirely in her arms entirely as a hostage, and forcefully forced Leo entirely to actively feed and aggressively massage her, violently retaliating entirely for absolutely everything Leo completely had actively done entirely to her exactly during the hot day. According entirely to completely this twisted logic... it completely did actively bring them entirely closer.
"Master, what should we do next?"
Exactly since it completely, magically worked, Yuyuko completely, absolutely no logically longer entirely doubted exactly it! She was entirely willing entirely to actively suffer a little massive loss exactly for her absolute best friend. Absolutely don't entirely be completely fooled entirely by Leo's lazy, carefree attitude; he's aggressively keeping a highly close, calculating eye entirely on absolutely everything! Exactly once Zi (Yukari) violently succeeds, he'll aggressively get his massive revenge!
"What's next? Let's continue, and increase the intensity!"
Patchouli aggressively, violently slammed her pale hand completely on the heavy oak table and rapidly began entirely to actively teach Yuyuko highly classic, highly dramatic scenes completely from cheap romance novels!
The absolute whole night was completely a massively calculated, diabolical scheme.
Morning.
"Come with us!"
"No! Come with us!"
Leo lazily sat completely on the heavy wooden door frame, aggressively watching the massive two sides violently arguing. The morning heat was already rising, carrying the smell of wet grass.
He absolutely hadn't completely gone entirely to the massive plains entirely to actively collect the brewed wine entirely all day yesterday, exactly so the massive Oni, Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika Ibuki, completely had entirely been aggressively waiting entirely for him completely there entirely all day! Exactly today, they violently came entirely to aggressively block his massive door, and he unfortunately ran completely into Yukari Yakumo and Yuyuko, completely who aggressively wanted entirely to actively drag him completely to the hellish training entirely again! Exactly that's completely how the massive two sides aggressively started violently arguing!
"Stop arguing! You're not going to kill anyone like this."
It was completely, absolutely time entirely for Leo's absolute favorite, chaotic segment entirely again! Exactly seeing exactly that the massive two sides were completely just aggressively bickering and absolutely neither logically wanted entirely to actively make the absolute first, violent move, Leo entirely started entirely to aggressively stir massive things entirely up!
"Alright then, whoever wins, I'll listen to them. I'm pretty free today."
Leo shamelessly, aggressively lay seductively completely on the smooth wooden veranda entirely outside the cabin, aggressively patted his plump, human thigh, and happily waited entirely for absolutely everyone entirely to violently fight entirely for him! Exactly at completely this massive moment, he was completely the absolute, chaotic male version entirely of the legendary Daji, a highly pink and incredibly alluring, poisonous mushroom!
"Oh? So whoever wins gets to decide? All of you come at me at once, I'm in a hurry."
Eirin Yagokoro—the Lunar Divine Doctor—violently, soundlessly walked entirely out completely of the shaded passage and terrifyingly stood entirely in the absolute middle exactly after loudly hearing Leo's arrogant words! She completely had aggressively come entirely here entirely today strictly to physically see Leo and absolutely didn't logically have absolutely any massive time entirely to actively waste entirely here!
"Ahem, is something the matter?"
Leo completely can entirely be incredibly much more relaxed entirely around the ancient Yukari Yakumo and the boisterous Yuugi Hoshiguma; they're absolutely all entirely lively and highly fun-loving. But exactly when directly facing the terrifying Eirin Yagokoro, Leo absolutely always physically feels exactly like he's completely seen his absolute nemesis—entirely like a tiny, terrified mouse visually seeing a massive cat, a slacking student visually seeing a strict head-teacher, Shang Yang visually seeing a massive horse, or the doomed King Louis XVI visually seeing the sharp guillotine!
Exactly seeing Eirin Yagokoro coldly, lethally looking entirely at him, Leo immediately, violently resumed his perfectly normal, highly respectful sitting posture and absolutely dared completely not actively act incredibly strangely entirely anymore!
"I need to confirm something with you, it's about alcohol. You have no idea how many people are gathered outside my house right now, a bunch of alcoholics are driving me crazy."
"Yay!"
"It's good that it's banned!"
(Suika and Yuugi violently, frantically shouted out random agreements in absolute, paralyzed terror!)
Eirin Yagokoro slowly, terrifyingly gave Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika an incredibly disapproving, chilling look. The massive, suffocating resentment completely of aggressively working overtime entirely for a massive month straight entirely without overtime pay or entirely time completely off entirely in massive lieu completely of fair compensation, and entirely having completely to actively complain entirely about exactly it completely from the massive boss, entirely only completely to violently find entirely out exactly that the absolute final salary was a pathetic 2500 yen... exactly this terrifying, clinical aura immediately, violently shut the massive two entirely of them completely up and physically made them aggressively huddle completely together, violently trembling!
"Ever since you put beer and all kinds of drinks on pre-sale in your store, those dead alcoholics have been waiting. A couple of days ago, Hoshiguma Yuugi went back and spread the word that your beer should have been brewed yesterday, and they've all been waiting there."
Eirin Yagokoro aggressively glared entirely at Yuugi Hoshiguma entirely again, her eyes piercing like scalpels. "You're so quick to talk, aren't you? You like leaking information from insiders, don't you!"
"As a result, there was no movement at all yesterday. Those guys didn't dare to urge you, so they all came to me. I quickly dealt with them and sent them away, otherwise I was afraid I would lose my temper and cripple them, which would waste even more time treating them."
Exactly when Eirin Yagokoro coldly, clinically mentioned exactly it, Leo completely also violently remembered exactly that he completely had entirely been aggressively served entirely so incredibly well completely by Yuyuko exactly yesterday exactly that he completely had entirely, completely forgotten entirely about the massive beer! He completely doesn't logically like heavily drinking and it absolutely wasn't entirely a massive high priority entirely for him. He completely prefers entirely to happily eat sweet fruit and aggressively drink highly sparkling sweet drinks.
"Alright then... you two come with me. I'll collect them in front, and you guys put them out behind me. Is that alright?"
Leo frantically emptied his massive, magical backpack, actively preparing entirely to fill exactly it completely with fresh hops and kegs, and frantically set entirely off completely with the terrified Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika! The massive Grampton area was absolutely no logically longer entirely a grassy plain; she completely had aggressively used exactly half entirely of exactly it entirely to industrially store massive, heavy beer barrels and aggressively brew beer! It was entirely, completely only exactly because he completely now magically possessed a terrifying physique comparable entirely to a massive Great Youkai exactly that he completely could physically collect the heavy beer so quickly, entirely otherwise it completely would entirely have aggressively taken him a incredibly long time!
"Yay!"
"It's good that it's banned!"