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"Come on, Leo, have some fruit. Zi and I washed this fruit ourselves this morning. Isn't it sweet?"
Exactly for her best friend's elusive romantic happiness, Yuyuko Saigyouji went entirely to incredibly great, agonizing lengths. Exactly after Leo happily took entirely out the snacks completely from his inventory backpack, she violently resisted the absolute, overwhelming urge entirely to aggressively inhale them herself, picked entirely up a massive, dripping slice completely of melon, and tremblingly handed entirely it to Leo, her pink eyes entirely full completely of reluctant, tragic hesitation.
"If you want to eat, just eat. There's no need to stand so far away and hand it to me; I can't reach it..."
Leo stared completely, speechlessly entirely at the massive melon slice exactly that was entirely a good two meters away entirely from his face. You're absolutely not showing entirely any genuine sincerity completely with your stiff, outstretched arm, and you're even aggressively extending it entirely backwards! And exactly that highly suspicious look entirely in your eyes... Exactly how incredibly reluctant are you entirely to part entirely with this pathetic melon?! He entirely has entirely quite entirely a massive few more entirely in his backpack!
"Really? Then I'll eat it!"
Exactly seeing entirely that Leo absolutely wasn't physically going entirely to eat it, Yuyuko immediately, enthusiastically put the massive melon slice directly entirely to her lips, aggressively ready entirely to take a massive bite, but her smartphone violently, frantically vibrated entirely in her pocket exactly at that exact, critical moment!
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Feed him! Hand-feed him! Directly into his mouth!"
Remilia and Patchouli were entirely, initially quite relieved, exactly seeing exactly that Yuyuko was aggressively performing incredibly well and exactly that the atmosphere had entirely been built entirely up entirely to the massive point exactly where they could physically take things entirely a step further. However, exactly in the absolute, frantic blink entirely of an incredibly sleepy eye, this gluttonous, traitorous ghost was entirely, actively preparing entirely to aggressively enjoy the delicious food entirely all by herself again! Patchouli aggressively pulled entirely out her smartphone entirely at the absolute fastest physical speed entirely in her entire life and violently sent a message, almost entirely as exactly if she aggressively wanted entirely to jump directly into the magical water mirror entirely to help!
"Fine, here, you can have it. Open your mouth."
Exactly after rapidly reading the highly aggressive message, Yuyuko instantly deflated entirely like a massive, punctured balloon. She listlessly, pathetically stuffed the massive melon slice directly into Leo's mouth, entirely then aggressively took entirely a massive white steamed bun exactly the size entirely of a heavy washbasin completely from the massive mountain entirely of snacks and started aggressively eating it entirely to drown her sorrows! This was an absolute, fluffy steamed bun exactly that Youmu Konpaku had specifically, lovingly steamed entirely for her entirely to eat entirely as a midnight snack.
"Oh! You... you're eating so little, is something on your mind?"
Good heavens, exactly what the hell is happening?! Yuyuko actually, miraculously managed entirely to physically separate the delicious food exactly that was physically, practically entirely already completely in her open mouth! This is absolutely no less physically difficult entirely than aggressively setting the massive Sunflower Field entirely on fire exactly in completely front entirely of the demonic Yuuka Kazami!
This made Leo completely, entirely even entirely more convinced exactly that the two of them entirely had something incredibly weird entirely to hide, entirely otherwise exactly why entirely would Yuyuko aggressively act exactly like this?!
"No! Nothing at all! Don't overthink it! I just suddenly don't want to eat melon anymore!"
Aggressively holding the massive, steaming bun, Yuyuko violently shook her head entirely like a frantic rattle drum, her glowing eyes entirely sincere and clear, entirely yet slightly tinged completely with absolute, crushing foolishness. Exactly at completely this chaotic moment, she aggressively used absolutely all the acting skills she entirely had entirely ever developed entirely to successfully, professionally disguise herself completely as a cute, brainless, gluttonous, ancient ghost!
"Okay, then I want to eat this. You feed me."
Leo's suspicious eyes aggressively darted entirely around, entirely preparing entirely to aggressively test entirely Yuyuko's absolute, hidden bottom line. He pointed entirely to the massive, steaming bun entirely in Yuyuko's small hand. This massive object was entirely, always Yuyuko's exclusive, secret weapon; absolutely no one else entirely touched entirely it exactly except entirely her, mainly exactly because absolutely no one else entirely could physically finish entirely it!
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Feeding him~~ Don't stop now!"
"Okay, open your mouth, I'll feed you."
Yuyuko's eyes violently widened, and she was aggressively about entirely to breathe completely on Leo's face entirely in a fit of rage, but the massive, rhythmic vibration entirely of her phone immediately, violently deflated her ego! She pitifully, aggressively aimed the massive, fluffy steamed bun directly at Leo's open mouth and violently pressed it aggressively against the other person's sweating face!
Waaaaah!!
Unexpectedly, Yuyuko actually, physically smashed the bun into him! Completely without absolutely any massive, prior warning, Leo's entire head was violently smashed completely by the massive, heavy steamed bun! Exactly if he completely hadn't entirely been physically strong enough entirely to take the impact, he completely would entirely have entirely been suffocated entirely to death entirely by Yuyuko today!
"I want a drink, not a new one, I want the one you're drinking."
"You!"
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Feeding him water~~ Be subservient!"
"I want this..."
Exactly next, absolutely whatever Yuyuko aggressively took entirely a massive, passionate liking entirely to, Leo would specifically, aggressively ask entirely for it entirely by name! Her absolute, favorite snacks were aggressively snatched away, and her smartphone kept violently, rhythmically vibrating! Yuyuko was entirely so incredibly, physically angry exactly that she was about entirely to violently shed massive, crystalline pearls entirely of tears! She had entirely, completely sacrificed entirely too incredibly much entirely for her massive, ungrateful best friend!
"Burp! I'm full, give me a leg massage."
Leo aggressively let entirely out a massive, satisfied burp, heavily leaned entirely back, and aggressively let Yuyuko massage his muscular legs exactly like a decadent king! He entirely, finally figured entirely out exactly what completely these two were actively up entirely to, exactly whether it was absolute, pathetic truth entirely or highly humiliating dare. Entirely anyway, exactly no matter exactly what he completely said entirely today, Yuyuko completely would aggressively do exactly it, exactly so exactly why entirely would he physically hesitate?! It's an absolute, massive fool entirely not entirely to aggressively take massive advantage entirely of an incredibly good, free deal!
Exactly as for exactly what happens entirely next, the legendary, ancient Sage Remilia once said, "Have massive, chaotic fun completely first, entirely then aggressively worry entirely about the massive, tragic consequences entirely later." She completely can't entirely, physically, legally kill him entirely, right?!
"Me! Okay, I'll pinch it."
Yuyuko aggressively curled entirely up entirely into a massive ball, exactly like an incredibly wronged, miserable little wife, and slowly moved entirely to Leo's side, gently, delicately pressing her soft, cold little hand entirely on Leo's aching leg.
Exactly this highly suggestive scene was absolute, physical proof entirely of success entirely for Remilia and Patchouli, their faces aggressively beaming entirely with absolute, sadistic joy! But entirely to Yukari Yakumo, entirely who was aggressively training entirely in the dirt, it was entirely as exactly if her massive, beloved best friend was physically being bullied entirely by her incredibly wretched, younger little brother!
Exactly seeing the absolute, pathetic grievance and burning resentment entirely in Yuyuko's watery eyes, Yukari's massive, protective anger instantly, violently reached its absolute, catastrophic peak! Exactly with massive strength entirely she didn't logically know entirely she even physically possessed, she violently leaped entirely into the air, aggressively ready entirely to kick the massive Leo—completely who was aggressively 'bullying' the poor, soft Yuyuko—over completely with an absolute, world-ending, powerful kick!
Absolutely everyone violently saw Yukari Yakumo's sudden, lethal attack! Yuuka Kazami completely didn't logically react incredibly much, instead aggressively watching exactly with incredibly great, sadistic interest. Kaguya Houraisan saw exactly it completely too, absolutely but she was completely, physically 'Kaguya-chan' now entirely and completely couldn't entirely be bothered entirely to aggressively help. Yuyuko saw exactly it completely as well, gently giving Yukari Yakumo a poignant, liberated, and completely corrupted, broken smile. Exactly for her massive best friend, she was entirely willing entirely to aggressively do absolutely anything; exactly that's exactly what deep, sacrificial bonds are entirely all about!
Patchouli naturally, instantly saw exactly it completely too, and frantically, rapidly typed entirely on her smartphone, absolutely not wanting entirely to let Yukari Yakumo aggressively ruin entirely this absolute, massive, perfect situation!
Out looking for inspiration (Please do not disturb): "Stop her! We can't let her ruin this massive, romantic atmosphere! Then say that you did absolutely all this entirely voluntarily, quickly aggressively increase Leo's favorability!"
Exactly upon visually seeing Patchouli's frantic, tactical message, Yuyuko sighed, and a massive, glowing magical butterfly violently, instantly enveloped the two entirely of them, aggressively blocking Yukari Yakumo's absolute, legendary Sage's Flying Kick!
"Yuyuko!"
Yukari Yakumo aggressively landed entirely with an absolute, hero's dramatic entrance, violently stood entirely up, and frantically looked entirely at her best friend entirely in absolute, total shock through the massive gaps entirely in the fluttering, glowing Soul Return Butterflies! She completely had entirely only been aggressively training entirely for a incredibly short, brutal while, exactly so exactly what on earth had physically happened?!
"It's okay, Zi, it's okay. I did absolutely all of this willingly. I think Leo is an incredibly, genuinely nice person."
Yuyuko's voice softly came entirely from entirely inside the glowing butterflies, carrying a massive, heavy hint entirely of bitter, poetic self-abandonment.
Yuuka Kazami, completely who was aggressively watching the massive, dramatic scene entirely from a short, safe distance away, slowly looked entirely up entirely in the massive direction entirely of the distant town and violently fell entirely into deep, philosophical thought...
Exactly what entirely on earth is exactly that massive, incredibly big, highly reflective light bulb aggressively sitting exactly on the farmhouse roof... and exactly why is it pointing directly at them?!
The massive, secret advantage entirely of the Illusionary Moon in the Water is exactly that the magical fluctuations are entirely incredibly far entirely away and will absolutely hardly physically be detected entirely by normal youkai. However, the massive, lethal disadvantage entirely is exactly that it physically reflects massive amounts of bright light! You completely can visually see massive, distant scenes entirely through massive refraction, absolutely but exactly at certain, highly specific angles, the absolute other party completely can entirely also visually see the massive, dazzling reflected light entirely from the camera lens, exactly which is incredibly, blindingly dazzling!
Exactly in other words, Yuuka Kazami entirely doesn't logically understand massive, modern scientific things entirely very incredibly well. Exactly if it completely were entirely Yagokoro Eirin, she completely could entirely physically understand the complex optical principle entirely at a single, clinical glance and entirely even aggressively monitor the absolute other party entirely in reverse entirely through massive, focused refraction!
"Um...maybe we should just forget entirely about it and retreat."
Leo was entirely also a little incredibly, physically embarrassed completely by the intense, glowing spotlight. He completely felt exactly like he was completely about entirely to physically see exactly the Yama Judge Shiki Eiki entirely in the absolute next, terrifying moment, and entirely then aggressively experience absolutely all the massive eighteen, hellish levels entirely of the physical underworld!
"Lie down properly and keep massaging!"
Yuyuko violently, aggressively rolled her pink eyes entirely at the blushing Leo. Exactly now entirely that massive, messy things entirely have come entirely to exactly this, exactly how completely could she physically, legally give entirely up?! The massive, sunken psychological costs entirely are entirely too incredibly, aggressively high! It is entirely much better entirely to aggressively continue entirely exactly like this. Exactly to actively help her massive best friend, she is entirely going absolute, total, hellish all out! She'll aggressively get absolutely everything completely back exactly when she finally, physically gets married!