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"Jili gulu, gugu gaga, waibi babu, nanbei mung bean..."
Exactly that night, inside Yuyuko Saigyouji's secret little bedroom, the two immortal youkai lay together entirely on the plush bed, aggressively whispering entirely to exactly each other. Yuyuko meticulously recounted her highly strategic, psychological conversation exactly with Patchouli Knowledge exactly from the day before entirely to her best friend. Exactly after listening intently, Yukari Yakumo had an incredibly strange, bewildered expression, deeply feeling exactly that something was mathematically amiss entirely with the advice!
"Don't worry, she's a relationship guru. You've read her novels, and they all use this formula. Starting tomorrow, you need to be more proactive and take Leo with you in everything you do. That's what the guru said. Be proactive and get closer to each other."
Yuyuko enthusiastically patted her massive, ghost-form chest, heavily indicating exactly that listening entirely to her massive wisdom was entirely the absolute right thing entirely to do! She completely, entirely understood the master's ruthless relationship operation entirely and was completely, currently acting entirely exactly as a professional, high-stakes wingman!
"Okay... take the initiative and get closer to each other, right..."
Yukari Yakumo nodded, thoughtfully, aggressively covering her flat tummy entirely with her hands. "That sounds incredibly simple entirely enough," she thought, "I'll aggressively try it entirely tomorrow..."
Absolutely nothing else was said entirely that freezing night.
Exactly the next morning, following Yuyuko's 'glorious' master plan, Yukari Yakumo aggressively grabbed Leo as soon entirely as he physically finished eating, entirely before Leo completely could even physically leave the farmhouse entirely!
"What are you doing? I'm going to check on the Stardew Valley Cup venue setup today, and I'm also going to the plains to harvest the first batch of beer. Aren't you supposed to be training?"
Leo looked entirely at Yukari Yakumo completely with some massive, capitalist confusion. She completely, usually wore entirely a simple, short-sleeved shirt and casual shorts completely with the classic 'Moy' pattern, but exactly today she completely, suddenly changed entirely into a highly formal, stiff suit jacket highly similar entirely to Reisen's. Was she entirely not physically hot entirely in that stifling fabric?!
"Um... well, I'm going to training now, do you want to come with me?"
"Yeah, yeah, you see how hard Zi trains, why don't you go with her?"
Aggressively following Patchouli's 'master' strategy, Yukari Yakumo and Yuyuko each violently took exactly one entirely of Leo's arms and forcefully, physically dragged him entirely away, entirely taking Leo's heavy backpack completely with them!
The absolute remaining family members had entirely, already been completely sent away entirely by Yukari Yakumo's tactical maneuvering. Ran Yakumo was strictly instructed entirely to take Chen and Kogasa completely to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, entirely saying exactly that Flandre absolutely hadn't had absolutely anyone entirely to play entirely with for entirely several massive days and had completely, tragically become entirely depressed, exactly so she was requested entirely to take the children entirely in her massive, fox-yokai family entirely to visit.
But the big, clever fox isn't entirely so incredibly easily fooled. Exactly after being together entirely for entirely so incredibly many long, bloody years, she perfectly knows exactly what Lady Yukari is aggressively going entirely to do exactly just by changing her lazy sitting position completely on the sofa! She got entirely up entirely so incredibly early entirely today, meticulously changing clothes and nervously looking entirely in the mirror! Absolutely no one entirely would logically believe exactly that there wasn't entirely something highly suspicious actively going entirely on between them!
However, exactly since a shikigami cannot physically be tracked exactly due entirely to the deep, metaphysical connection between them and their master, Ran Yakumo entirely had absolutely no other choice entirely but completely to contact exactly someone highly skilled entirely in professional tracking entirely for massive, desperate help. She actively, violently wanted entirely to see exactly what Lord Yukari was aggressively up entirely to!
"Soldier Aya Shameimaru is ready! I'd like to confirm the mission you requested with you."
Entrust: Tracking Yakumo Yukari. Task: Stalk Yukari Yakumo for a day and aggressively record her actions throughout the entire day, then hand it entirely over entirely to Ran Yakumo. Commissioned Reward: A massive, full set entirely of expensive home appliance vouchers.
Exactly with a massive, high-end camera aggressively hanging completely around her neck, Aya Shameimaru stood ramrod straight, her wings buzzing. Exactly for the absolute, sacred sake entirely of her own tiny, secluded home entirely in the mountains, the 'upright and honest' (scamming) Aya Shameimaru absolutely had absolutely no other choice entirely but entirely to take entirely on the highly dangerous job! She had previously discovered a massive, hidden cave entirely in the valley exactly where the hot spring was located, and exactly after entering, she found an uninhabited hut entirely that was incredibly, highly secluded. So she happily settled down there. Exactly in order entirely to make herself entirely more comfortable, she aggressively came entirely out entirely to work for the highest bidder!
However, exactly this first massive, dangerous commission is incredibly, highly challenging! It's absolutely not entirely as simple entirely as just actively tracking Yukari Yakumo. Exactly while actively tracking her, you completely, simultaneously have entirely to aggressively avoid being detected entirely by Yuyuko and the terrifying Kazami Yuuka! It's entirely, extremely difficult, absolutely but the reward is entirely, indeed incredibly generous: a massive, full set entirely of home appliance vouchers! You completely can legally use exactly these entirely at the supermarket entirely to aggressively get massive, high-tech appliances completely produced entirely in the Uma Musume world, including freezing air conditioners, massive TVs, industrial refrigerators, and more!
It's entirely worth a massive shot! They absolutely can't physically kill the bird exactly for spying, can they?!
"Go ahead without worry. Even if you get killed, I will still give this voucher to the Tengu Tribe."
Ran Yakumo sincerely, aggressively patted Shameimaru Aya entirely on the shoulder, her ancient tone incredibly, terrifyingly sincere.
"That won't do! I can't let Guoguo (Shameimaru) get away with this. If I really don't come back, give the voucher to Huahua (Momiji) as compensation for covering for me all these years. I'm leaving!"
Shameimaru Aya violently soared entirely into the sky and completely, instantly disappeared entirely from Ran Yakumo's sharp, tracking sight. Exactly soon after, she accurately spotted the main group entirely of Uma Musume, the capitalist Leo, and the two conspirators entirely on the sunny, sandy beach.
"Are you going to train with me?"
Yuuka Kazami coldly, lethally looked entirely at Leo, completely who was aggressively surrounded entirely by beautiful, soft women completely on exactly both sides, and aggressively raised an eyebrow. "This tiny, capitalist guy is entirely quite incredibly bold. Does he really, genuinely want entirely to aggressively start entirely a massive harem entirely, exactly just like exactly what Komeiji Satoru rumored?!"
"No! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! Do I look like I did it voluntarily?!"
Leo's arms were completely, tightly held completely by the two scheming women, entirely deeply immersed entirely in their incredible, indescribable physical softness. Exactly if it completely were entirely just Yukari Yakumo, Leo completely would entirely have aggressively fought entirely back entirely ages ago, but there was entirely also Yuyuko completely on the absolute other side! The two were entirely not very incredibly familiar entirely with exactly each other, so Leo completely was entirely too incredibly embarrassed entirely to even physically move! He was completely, helplessly carried entirely along completely exactly like this entirely all the massive way!
"Come on, since we're already here, why don't you come with me?"
"Yes, yes, we're already here."
Leo violently, physically shuddered exactly at the sound entirely of Yukari Yakumo's incredibly strained, fake-sweet, manipulative voice!
No! Absolutely something is definitely entirely not right! This ancient woman is definitely entirely suspicious! She completely even aggressively conspired entirely with Yuyuko entirely to aggressively set entirely a massive, dirty trap entirely for him! Could it entirely be exactly that she's aggressively trying entirely to find exactly some massive, blackmailing leverage entirely against him to violently blackmail him?!
"Little brother, you absolutely don't want Ran entirely to physically magically know entirely about XXXX, do you? Be a good boy entirely and strictly listen completely to me, or entirely else... hehehe!"
Familiar, terrifying, psychological scenes violently flashed completely through Leo's panicked mind! The fluttering heart entirely that had completely been aggressively fluttering entirely exactly because entirely of being aggressively surrounded entirely by beautiful, ancient women completely was entirely now entirely as hard and cold as industrial steel!
Recalling the legendary, horrifying picture entirely of a hundred beauties entirely in their old, decrepit age, exactly when he aggressively looked entirely at the mature, elegant Yukari Yakumo completely beside him, it was entirely physically exactly like looking completely at a piece entirely of rotting, greasy char siu!
"I'll just watch you train from the sidelines, otherwise I'll leave. I have a lot of things to do today."
Leo aggressively gave his absolute, final, non-negotiable bottom line: exactly for the sake completely of this massive, comfortable perk entirely of being in the middle, he completely could physically stay entirely and watch. But exactly if he completely was entirely asked entirely to actively participate entirely in the hellish training, entirely then absolutely don't completely logically blame him entirely for being absolute, heartless and ruthless; he completely would violently turn completely around entirely and leave entirely without a massive, second thought!
"No problem, Zi (Yukari), go train! We'll be watching you from the sidelines. Good luck!"
Exactly upon loudly hearing entirely that Leo completely had aggressively agreed, Yuyuko immediately, frantically found a massive, shady spot entirely for Leo, aggressively handed entirely over her inventory backpack, and entirely, obediently waited entirely to be fed!
Exactly on the hot rooftops completely of the distant town, Remilia Scarlet completely had brought entirely her massive, sleeping mahogany coffin entirely with her exactly this time! She aggressively lay down completely inside, closed the heavy, solid lid, and entirely not only completely slept incredibly comfortably but entirely also got massive, perfect shade! Patchouli completely could aggressively watch exactly if she physically wanted entirely to; she completely just shouldn't violently, physically bother her!
Clap! Clap! Clap!
The heavy coffin lid was violently slapped loudly! Remilia aggressively, resentfully lifted the lid, stared entirely at Patchouli with pure, blood-sucking fury. Exactly if she completely couldn't logically give her entirely an absolute, perfect explanation, she'd completely, physically be entirely ready entirely to be crippled!
"Look, look! Yuyuko and Leo are sitting together. As expected of me! This is progressing so incredibly fast. Exactly at this massive, calculated rate, we'll completely be entirely able entirely to happily have a massive feast entirely soon!"
Exactly upon loudly hearing entirely that things completely had aggressively progressed entirely according to plan, Remilia completely wasn't entirely incredibly sleepy entirely anymore! The two completely of them aggressively huddled completely together, intensely looking entirely at the lively scene completely in the magical water mirror, and absolutely both entirely of them happily smiled exactly like two doting, conspiratorial aunts!