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"Seeing Kaguya turn into 'Kaguya-chan'—completely flattened—before she could even dodge, Yakumo Yukari violently shuddered and completely ignored Kazami Yuuka's roaring, sadistic commands. She aggressively, frantically crawled behind the jagged rock, aggressively curling into a tight, pathetic ball to pretend entirely to be a panicked ostrich hiding its head in the sand.
Every single, godforsaken day I aggressively regret my sharp, stinging tongue. Exactly how old am I entirely to still be so incredibly hot-blooded and arrogantly say I want to exercise?! Now I've completely, legally given Yuuka Kazami an absolute, iron-clad legitimate reason entirely to violently torment me!
If only I could physically do it all over again...
BOOM!
The massive, sturdy rock exactly where she was desperately hiding was violently blasted completely apart by a high-pressure Magic Cannon shot entirely from Yuuka Kazami's heavy tractor-grille, aggressively followed completely by a massive, splintery log violently rolling directly down entirely over her terrified face! The poor, exhausted Sage of Youkai was instantly, brutally sent crashing entirely back entirely to the absolute starting point exactly when she was only entirely a third entirely of the way entirely from the treacherous, deadly summit!
Completely unlike the immortal Kaguya, Stardew Valley is technically a healthy, highly regulated 18+ safe-world environment. Exactly how could there physically be massive, bloody, and violent gore scenes here?! Kaguya's highly suspicious, messy situation was completely, purely entirely due exactly to her own, ancient passive reason: exactly after aggressively erasing her own biological concept entirely of death, she completely, no longer legally followed entirely the Stardew Valley protective reality-rules!
"My back!!"
Back at the muddy starting point, Yukari Yakumo violently, agonizingly struggled entirely to her feet, aggressively supporting her ancient, aching lower back. A highly dangerous, dark glint violently appeared entirely in her eyes exactly as she heavily looked entirely at Leo, completely who was still comfortably waiting entirely for her entirely on the mountaintop with a massive log aggressively held entirely in his hand.
You absolutely love seeing her make a pathetic fool entirely of herself, right?! You aggressively love watching the chaotic fun, right?! Do you entirely, genuinely think the legendary Sage of Monsters is a complete, soft pushover?!
Exactly as she aggressively walked entirely back down the steep mountain path, constantly dodging the massive, rolling logs, she lethally plotted entirely in her mind exactly how to aggressively punish her wretched, capitalist little brother!
"Oh no, look, isn't Yukari Yakumo's gaze a little strange?"
Patchouli Knowledge, completely who had entirely been intensely observing completely from the absolute beginning entirely to the massive end, looked completely at the blurry scene entirely in the swirling water mirror and suddenly noticed exactly the incredibly complicated, dark look completely in Yukari Yakumo's eyes. She rapidly, violently shook Remilia, who was completely about entirely to happily take a massive nap, entirely awake and frantically asked her to mathematically figure exactly out exactly what completely it physically meant!
"I! I really owe you something!"
Remilia was violently shaken awake entirely early entirely in the freezing morning, and exactly when she aggressively wanted entirely to peacefully rest entirely for a brief while and go back entirely to sleep, Patchouli aggressively shook her entirely awake entirely several massive times! Her blood pressure was entirely a bit incredibly high completely now. She heavily came completely to the magical water mirror entirely in a highly bad, grumpy mood, and her ocular conjunctivitis violently flared entirely up!
A thin, glowing thread entirely of fate—exactly that absolutely no one completely but entirely her and Leo could physically see—violently floated entirely out completely from Yakumo Yukari's physical body, swayingly flying directly toward the massive mountaintop, and finally, aggressively connecting entirely with Leo!
Exactly what on earth is this?!
Leo, completely who was happily drinking icy, sweet fruit juice, curiously looked entirely at the glowing, pulsing threads aggressively tied entirely to his body. He absolutely had never once physically used the legendary Ability of Fate exactly since Remilia shared it entirely with him, and had entirely always just used it exactly as a massive, high-speed mobile phone network!
"Alright, the analysis is entirely done. Yukari Yakumo is probably aggressively targeting the little one (Leo). Just destroy it. Also! I'm going to aggressively sleep!"
Exactly after casually saying exactly that, Remilia violently lay down completely on the soft grass, aggressively closed her tired eyes, tightly crossed her arms entirely over her chest, and slept entirely, incredibly peacefully!
"Then I'll send a message to Yuyuko to remind her. I can't ruin the reputation of being the master of romance in Gensokyo."
Patchouli aggressively took entirely out her buzzing smartphone, thought entirely exactly for a brief, calculated moment, and based entirely on exactly what she had intensely observed completely that morning, aggressively decided entirely to send a highly encrypted message directly to Yuyuko. However, she completely couldn't entirely be too incredibly explicit! Absolutely everyone entirely in Gensokyo knew exactly that Yukari Yakumo and Yuyuko Saigyouji were absolute, ride-or-die best friends, exactly so entirely to aggressively avoid entirely affecting their massive, political friendship, she sent an incredibly vague, highly ominous message!
The Message History:
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "I've been observing this all morning, and your friend's problem is quite serious, so let's not wait for the friendly match to end and start right away."
Yuyuko, completely who was happily sleeping entirely with her head heavily resting entirely on Hanling's (Meiling's) warm, muscular body, completely, suddenly suffered a massive, metaphorical concussion entirely from the vibration! She aggressively opened her eyes, was entirely confused entirely for a brief moment, and entirely then remembered exactly that her phone had violently vibrated! She frantically reached entirely into Hanling's warm body, pulled entirely out her phone, aggressively glanced entirely at it, and immediately, violently became fully, militantly alert!
I only ate a spoonful: "Master, you tell me, and I will definitely pass it on to my friend exactly as you said."
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "First of all, when it comes to love, beware of your best friend. In the process of dating, your best friend is not only a stumbling block on your path to success, but may also be constantly thinking of sneaking in. So, if you discover that your best friend is planning to get close to her prey, you should stop her in time. Of course, if your best friend strongly agrees with this, then you can work together. Do you think your friend's best friend agrees with this?"
Patchouli carefully, maliciously typed entirely out the highly manipulative message. There absolutely shouldn't be entirely any massive ambiguity entirely in saying exactly it entirely like this! It completely both reminded Yuyuko entirely to physically be incredibly careful entirely of Yukari Yakumo aggressively disrupting things and entirely told her exactly that they completely could aggressively work together entirely to create an ideal opportunity! Exactly that way, exactly if her best friend's massive relationship violently fell completely apart, it absolutely shouldn't mathematically be blamed entirely on her!
Just a spoonful: "Agreed, of course I agree, I... My friend's best friend strongly agrees with this. They're like sisters, practically inseparable, no problem at all."
Yuyuko quietly, frantically found an incredibly secluded, dark spot and violently, frantically typed entirely on her phone! Patchouli's 'best friend' completely was entirely absolutely no one entirely else completely but entirely her, right?! Of completely course she entirely agreed, she entirely agreed wholeheartedly! She was the absolute, self-proclaimed leader entirely of the massive 'Yuki and Leo CP' fan club, and absolutely anyone completely who dared entirely to aggressively stop her would be violently killed!
Out looking for inspiration (Please do not disturb): "That's good. The first thing your friend needs to do is take the initiative. Don't just lie on the sofa after eating and do nothing. For example, brew a pot of tea and invite the guy to drink with you, or get some snacks to eat together to shorten the distance between you. This is how you can get the guy to notice you."
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Then your best friend's job is to cooperate and show a domineering side in front of the other person, be more masculine and rugged, to highlight your friend's petite and weak appearance, making her seem easy to push over."
Exactly in the dark, whispering woods, Patchouli looked entirely helplessly entirely at Remilia, completely who was lazily typing entirely for her. "You said you were going entirely to aggressively sleep, but you're wide awake exactly when it completely comes entirely to coming entirely up entirely with highly manipulative ideas. You really don't miss absolutely any massive opportunity entirely to violently trick Yukari Yakumo. Exactly what massive, ancient grudge do you physically hold completely against her?!"
"You don't understand, do you? For her best friend, she'd go to great lengths. That old guy, Yukari Yakumo, will definitely do whatever we say. We can't waste such a good opportunity."
Exactly after aggressively sending the final, destructive message, Remilia carelessly tossed the glowing phone directly to Patchouli and violently lay down entirely to aggressively sleep entirely again exactly as if the physical battery had been entirely, magically removed!
A bit more masculine?
Yuyuko heavily glanced entirely down entirely at her own soft, ghostly body. Exactly those four massive words were completely, somewhat incredibly hellish, absolutely but... exactly for Yukari's massive, romantic happiness! She'd strictly, legally just have entirely to aggressively act it entirely out!
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "Then, you should offer some perks, but you must be careful not to overdo it. Offering perks is fine, but it can't be free. It should be the kind of perks that are visible but unattainable, something that's just out of reach. As soon as the guy takes the bait, immediately pretend that nothing happened. Do this a few times to get him used to this kind of thing, and finally pretend to be angry and ignore him for a few days."
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "At this time, what your best friend needs to do is take advantage of the situation, pretend to be nice to the guy, but actually praise your friend in every way, so that the guy feels that it is because he is not proactive that the other party is ignoring him. At this time, you can encourage him to confess his feelings."
He only ate a spoonful: "Wow, that's brilliant! You truly deserve to be called a master! I'll definitely give you a big bonus after this is done!"
Out looking for inspiration (please do not disturb): "I will continue to observe and adjust my strategy as needed, and stay in touch!"
Just one spoonful: "Received!"