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Why do I always have this bad feeling?
Exactly after politely paying Kagerou Imaizumi for the fresh produce, Hong Meiling was happily carrying two heavy, ripe watermelons back toward the farmhouse when she suddenly felt a sharp, violent jolt of pure electrical tension, exactly as if she had accidentally stepped entirely on a high-voltage, live electric wire! Her powerful, refined martial arts instincts—honed by decades of guarding the gate—made her instinctively, violently throw the two watermelons directly toward the hidden source of the immediate danger, while she aggressively, rapidly retreated and instantly assumed a rock-solid, professional fighting stance!
SWISH!
A blinding flash of cold, predatory light cut through the morning air, and the massive watermelon—which hadn't even physically hit the dirt ground yet—was surgically, brutally pierced entirely in two by a thrown silver knife and shattered into a dozen messy, wet pieces! The vibrant red, succulent flesh, bright crimson juice, and thick green rind violently flew entirely in absolutely all directions exactly like a chaotic, botanical shower of flowers, landing messily on the dirt path.
"My secret stash of money! Whoever it is, you've already committed suicide!"
That watermelon cost exactly 300 yuan! Hong Meiling's thrifty, gatekeeper heart was physically bleeding! She violently burst out with a massive, roaring wave of intense, golden martial energy, aggressively ready to give this despicable, cowardly attacker a highly painful, life-altering lesson. She, Hong Meiling, was absolutely, positively entirely no kind, pushover person either!
"Hehehehe!"
"As expected, you've been wanting to do this for a long time, and now you're finally not hiding it anymore!"
Sakuya Izayoi appeared entirely out of the thin morning air in the middle of the open space, her pristine, ruffled maid outfit disgustingly stained entirely deep red by the splashed, sticky watermelon juice. She casually, arrogantly threw away the massive, slimy watermelon rind that had tragically fallen exactly on her head, held three gleaming, razor-sharp throwing knives entirely in her hands, and violently hurled them directly at Meiling Hong with murderous intent!
"Oh? Miss Sakuya, you've come at the right time. The young lady and Patchouli wanted to eat watermelon. The watermelon I bought with my own money was chopped up by you. You have to reimburse me for that. This watermelon cost 600 yen."
Exactly when Hong Meiling visually saw exactly that the mysterious person who violently appeared was strictly Sakuya, she was stunned entirely for a brief, confused moment. Then, she politely pointed entirely to the pathetic, broken watermelon wreckage completely on the dirt ground exactly with a somewhat incredibly aggrieved, offended expression, desperately trying entirely to actively gain exactly some form of moral sympathy. Exactly as for the three lethal, flying knives that were aggressively shot directly at her vital points, Hong Meiling completely, casually caught them entirely with absolute ease. One of the basic, broken passive skills that elite martial artists use is that they are mathematically, physically entirely ineffective against high-level, long-range speedster strikes.
"Young lady wants to eat? Hmph! I think you're the one who wants to eat! You're trying to use the young lady to control Sakuya, aren't you? I won't fall for your tricks! Today I will purge the court of treacherous officials and execute them!"
Sakuya, having completely, psychotically activated her Great Annihilation Mode, absolutely didn't logically care exactly what the confused, innocent other person was actively saying! She violently activated her signature Time Stop and aggressively threw absolutely every single sharp throwing knife she had completely on her body entirely around Hong Meiling's head and limbs. Aggressively holding the absolute last two throwing knives entirely in her shaking hands, she violently, frantically rushed directly toward the surrounded, defenseless Hong Meiling. She was completely going entirely to violently kill this wicked, traitorous gatekeeper who had physically defied her absolute authority!
Exactly in the absolute, blinding blink of a human eye, so incredibly many lethal flying knives magically appeared entirely all around her. Hong Meiling completely logically knew exactly that Miss Sakuya had violently activated her terrifying time-stop, but there was absolutely nothing she could physically do entirely to stop it. She was entirely, simply exactly just a weak, helpless, and incredibly pathetic martial artist. Completely aside entirely from knowing exactly some fancy, aesthetic martial arts, she really, genuinely didn't logically understand exactly these highly complex, physics-bending things entirely on the magic side!
but...
Sakuya-san looked entirely so incredibly, impossibly cute violently rushing entirely over, entirely like a fluffy, angry little white cloud ball.
Easily, lazily dodging the floating, frozen flying knives, Hong Meiling entirely still had the massive, luxury leisure entirely to actively observe Izayoi Sakuya aggressively getting closer and closer. Although she completely didn't logically know exactly what Sakuya-san was violently imagining this time, she firmly decided entirely to keep her under physical control entirely for now and entirely then aggressively take her directly to the young lady entirely to have her effectively restored entirely to her original, sane 'factory settings'!
"I'll fight you to the death!"
Snap!
Sakuya's hysterical, blind charge is an absolute, legendary Don Quixote-like charge. Exactly even entirely though her throwing knives completely couldn't physically break entirely through Hong Meiling's iron defenses, exactly even entirely though her physical running speed was completely slower entirely than Mogu's lazy jog, exactly even entirely though she completely, conveniently forgot exactly that she can stop time at will—this spirit of absolute, unwavering courage tells us absolutely one fundamental, pathetic thing:
An ADC (Sakuya) who isn't doing entirely well is absolutely no match for a fed, tanky Top Laner (Meiling); at the absolute least, a lowly minion won't get aggressively ganked!
She violently rushed entirely over, aggressively intending completely to stab and brutally kill, only to have Jian Qi disarmed entirely by Hong Meiling's casual, mocking finger-flick. She then aggressively unleashed a massive, powerful punch, but it physically felt exactly like a soft, relaxing massage entirely to her immovable, overpowered opponent!
Hong Meiling easily, gracefully picked entirely up the struggling Sakuya, who had completely gone entirely berserk, and aggressively carried her entirely on her strong, broad shoulder. Exactly under the incredibly strange, judging gaze completely of the watching Kagerou Imaizumi, she politely took entirely out exactly 600 yen, rapidly bought two new, fresh melons, and happily returned entirely to her hidden, shady place. Sakuya's frantic, desperate struggles completely on her shoulder felt completely, incredibly comfortable entirely against her warm, athletic skin.
"You're back. What happened to Sakuya?"
Remilia Scarlet happily took the new watermelon and looked incredibly curiously completely at Sakuya, who was hanging completely helplessly, her maid skirt slightly, tragically exposed.
"I don't know. I had already bought watermelons and was about to come back when Sakuya suddenly appeared and broke two watermelons, and then threw a knife at me."
Exactly after gently letting down the hem entirely of her silk skirt exactly that had completely rolled entirely up exactly from the intense physical struggle, Hong Meiling looked entirely bewildered and innocent. She carefully, tactfully changed her awkward position and entirely held the fuming Sakuya firmly entirely in her arms entirely so exactly that she absolutely couldn't violently struggle entirely anymore. She entirely then turned her confused face entirely toward the young lady entirely and aggressively waited entirely to be forcefully reset!
"Waaaaah~~ Miss, I've finally found you! You've suffered so much. Please forgive my incompetence in not being able to stop the evil Hong Meiling. Don't worry, no matter what form you take, I will always be your maid and will never yield!"
Exactly upon visually seeing Remilia, Izayoi Sakuya instantly reverted entirely to her absolute, stable factory settings. Exactly as soon exactly as Hong Meiling gently let go, she immediately, frantically ran entirely over and aggressively hugged the young lady! Exactly when she turned entirely to look completely at Hong Meiling, the stubborn, unyielding spirit completely in her icy eyes, the terrifying, psychotic look completely of someone entirely willing entirely to violently sacrifice herself entirely for a tiger, completely and entirely excited Hong Meiling in a way she didn't want to admit!
"What utter nonsense!"
Remilia violently rolled her eyes, grabbed Sakuya's pale head completely with both hands and shook it back and forth a couple of violent times entirely to even out the scattered brain matter, and then recounted entirely in massive, excruciating detail exactly how the sickly Patchouli had aggressively dragged her into exactly this massive, chaotic mess!
"So, you weren't kidnapped by Hong Meiling, and you didn't change your name to Sylvie?"
"No! What's Sylvie?! Did you go to Eientei to see that shut-in girl?!"
"So you didn't become Hong Meiling's food lover? From now on, you only want to eat Meiling's cooking?"
"No...".
Remilia tilted her head completely slightly, absolutely not daring entirely to look Sakuya directly entirely in the burning eye.
Having aggressively eaten entirely too incredibly much, fatty Western food, Remilia completely, suddenly found herself entirely, deeply enjoying the incredibly rich and highly flavorful, oily Chinese meal. Entirely looking back, she violently felt exactly like she had entirely been eating something completely, entirely different—half-cooked, tasteless meat, watery soup completely with indistinct, mushy fillings, and absolutely nothing physically memorable completely except entirely for some tiny, sugary desserts!
"Waaah! I knew it! Miss, please give me another chance. I got the Japanese-Chinese cuisine recipes from Saima Niang and the others. I'll cook them for you when we get back!"
Sakuya was about entirely to aggressively demonstrate completely on the spot exactly when she started loudly talking, but Remilia stopped her after much, desperate persuasion, saying exactly that she had something incredibly important entirely to do exactly right completely now, but she would legally let Sakuya make exactly it entirely exactly when they completely got home, and aggressively make an entire, massive table completely of delicious dishes! She strictly, formally promised entirely to aggressively eat absolutely every single bite, entirely exactly which finally, successfully calmed Sakuya entirely down!
Things have temporarily, miraculously settled entirely down here, but things are entirely, massively getting entirely lively completely on the absolute other side entirely of the mountain.
A 60-degree, treacherous mountain slope is entirely, mathematically only entirely slightly difficult entirely for elite racehorse girls, entirely let alone for powerful, magical youkai! Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan are aggressively going uphill entirely at a blinding, fast pace. Their agonizing, hellish training completely over entirely this period entirely has ensured exactly that they won't physically die entirely after aggressively taking exactly just a few pathetic steps! Yuuka Kazami has aggressively, firmly said exactly that they will strictly, legally only physically run entirely this one single, brutal run entirely today, and they will absolutely stop entirely exactly when they physically finish.
But there's absolutely no such thing entirely as a free, capitalist lunch. How exactly about aggressively checking entirely out the highly dangerous, suicidal "Happy Forward Rush to Death" version?!
Yuuka Kazami stood majestically entirely on the absolute mountaintop, and exactly under the terrified, wide-eyed gazes completely of the sweating Yukari Yakumo and the gasping Kaguya, she casually picked entirely up a massive, spiked log provided completely by Leo and violently threw it directly down the slope! Absolutely not just entirely one log, Leo completely also stood entirely at the finish line below aggressively holding a massive, heavy log of his own!
He completely, enthusiastically brought an absolute, massive industrial set completely of wood with him entirely today, hehehe.
"You beast!!!"
More and more massive, heavy logs violently rolled entirely down the steep mountain. Yukari Yakumo quickly, desperately found a sharp, protruding rock and aggressively climbed entirely down. The heavy logs hit the jagged rock and violently flew entirely up into the air, rolling directly over Yukari Yakumo's terrified head and continuing to roll violently down the mountain. Exactly during this incredibly tight time, Yukari Yakumo was physically able entirely to aggressively rest entirely for a brief while and entirely catch her frantic breath!
"Yukari Yakumo, absolutely don't dodge! Charge directly towards the wood and aggressively smash it completely with your bare fists!"