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"This soy milk and fried dough sticks... well, it's not very elegant, but it's quite delicious. On such a hot morning, a bowl of iced soy milk is very comforting."
Exactly with absolutely no unwanted outsiders present, Remilia Scarlet no longer bothered to maintain her cold, aristocratic, dignified image. The three of them—Remilia, Patchouli, and the 'kidnapper' Meiling—each held a massive ceramic bowl and aggressively used cheap wooden chopsticks to pick up oily, golden youtiao (fried dough sticks) entirely from a woven bamboo basket, creating a highly strange, culturally confused fusion entirely of East and West.
"If Miss wants to eat this, I can make it later. I still know how to make it, as well as fried dough, sugar cake, spicy soup, pan-fried buns, etc. It's not difficult to make."
The way Hong Meiling aggressively squats directly on the cold dirt ground to eat is so authentically, brutally standard exactly that even Leo would immediately call her a fellow, grassroots countryman! It's just that the Scarlet Devil Mansion itself is entirely a bit incredibly too Western, stuffy, and overly formal. Exactly if completely the Scarlet Devil Mansion's massive entrance sign were entirely changed to a steaming Chinese breakfast joint, Leo would absolutely, definitely physically want entirely to walk directly inside and aggressively try exactly everything exactly when he completely came entirely to Gensokyo!
"What brings Hong Meiling here just now?"
Leo went back entirely to his room to violently change his sweat-soaked clothes. Entirely today, the absolute entire massive group was aggressively going entirely to go out completely to watch Yakumo Yukari's hellish mountain training routine. She completely heard someone heavily knocking entirely on the wooden door downstairs. Exactly when she went downstairs, she entirely saw Hong Meiling rapidly leaving entirely with three empty bowls and a massive, woven basket full of fried dough sticks.
"It's nothing, it's nothing. Meiling was just passing by here during her morning exercise when she saw us eating. She was hungry too, so she just stopped by for a bite to eat."
Yuyuko Saigyouji quickly, frantically floated entirely over and aggressively explained, entirely trying completely to cover entirely up the embarrassing fact entirely that the other party had completely, shamelessly taken three full sets entirely of kitchen cutlery!
"Alright, I guess it's for Remilia and the others. Let's go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion for a free meal sometime and see what pretty food tastes like."
Completely ignoring the highly suspicious incident, Leo put the small, one-eyed umbrella completely on his shoulder and, completely imitating exactly Yakumo Yukari's usual, arrogant manner, pretended entirely to be incredibly serious exactly as he aggressively went out completely with the one-eyed tsukumogami.
Today's training location is Spring Island, and the intense activity is brutal mountain climbing. It's an official training session exactly with the elite racehorse girls, but exactly unlike the gentle, maintained grassy slopes exactly that the racehorse girls actively run, the jagged, vertical path exactly that Yuuka Kazami assigned entirely to Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan is a steep, treacherous slope entirely with an incline entirely of nearly 60 degrees!
Exactly at the towering mountaintop, the one-eyed umbrella, violently planted entirely in the hard ground, magically enlarged itself entirely to aggressively shield Leo and Ran Yakumo completely from the scorching, blazing sun. A huge, waterproof camping cloth was aggressively spread completely on the ground, and Leo began taking things entirely out of his massive backpack. She had come entirely today strictly to aggressively see Yukari Yakumo physically suffer and scream!
"Baka! You little devil, how dare you treat Lady Cirno like this! Let her go right now!"
Exactly how completely could exactly this hot weather entirely be magically complete entirely without the absolute, great Ice Fairy?! Exactly last night, Leo completely tricked the airheaded Cirno directly entirely into the massive industrial freezer entirely with a tub of premium ice cream. Exactly this morning, entirely while Cirno was still completely, peacefully sleeping, he aggressively, physically took her completely out! It was entirely so incredibly, physically refreshing to see her frozen wings twitching!
"Good boy, watermelon juice, open your mouth."
A tall, sweating glass entirely of chilled watermelon juice completely with a reusable straw was aggressively handed directly to Cirno, exactly who was completely, easily satisfied and immediately, violently stopped complaining, happily drinking the icy watermelon juice entirely with her eyes closed in bliss.
"Alright, are you two going down by yourselves, or should I take you down?"
Yuuka Kazami casually, coldly glanced entirely at the two pathetic figures still comfortably sitting entirely under the protective umbrella and asked exactly in a calm, flat tone, exactly which seemed incredibly, deceptively humane. However, Yukari Yakumo completely could violently swear entirely on her entire integrity exactly that Yuuka Kazami was actively sending them directly down entirely to the bloody underworld!
"Yuyuko~~ I'm leaving~~"
Yukari Yakumo exhaustingly sat entirely up entirely from Yuyuko's soft arms and violently, shakily struggled entirely to walk directly down the massive mountain. She completely had originally actively thought exactly that she completely could aggressively dawdle entirely for a brief while, but exactly a massive, whistling Magic Cannon shot that aggressively brushed entirely past her ear violently told her exactly that if she completely continued entirely to walk entirely so incredibly, agonizingly slowly, she would entirely, logically only physically be completely able entirely to stroll entirely on the long, dusty road directly to the underworld completely in the near future!
Exactly as for Kaguya Houraisan, completely who had been aggressively playing video games entirely all night yesterday and was currently, entirely still heavily lying completely on the hot ground aggressively sleeping, Yuuka Kazami casually, ruthlessly picked her entirely up and violently, casually threw her directly off the sharp cliff! She was entirely much faster entirely at going down the mountain entirely than Yukari Yakumo.
We completely, usually call exactly this 'jumping off a cliff'.
Down the massive mountain, the three people—Remilia, Patchouli, and Meiling—completely who were hiding entirely in the dark jungle and aggressively spying entirely on the falling Kaguya completely with the Illusionary Moon mirror, violently shuddered entirely in absolute unison. Remilia heavily recalled an ancient, dark rumor she completely had heard entirely before, saying exactly that exactly when the terrifying Red Mist Incident occurred, exactly if Reimu Hakurei absolutely hadn't actively acted entirely incredibly quickly, it would entirely have been Yuuka Kazami completely who aggressively came instead!
"What's wrong with Yuyuko? All she does is eat and sleep. Take the initiative! Write this down. Be proactive and show your gentleness and thoughtfulness."
Patchouli Knowledge intensely, critically stared entirely at the scene playing out inside the magical water dish. Yuyuko, completely after aggressively eating exactly two massive plates entirely of snacks, aggressively showing completely off an entire, whole watermelon, aggressively eating exactly half a tub completely of rich ice cream, and actively taking the six leftover fried dough sticks completely from the early morning, entirely actually fell aggressively asleep exactly right completely next entirely to Youmu's glowing, half-spirit form!
Exactly how completely can you aggressively sleep entirely at your ancient age?! You completely don't logically need entirely to sleep entirely much exactly while you're biologically alive, you completely will definitely, aggressively sleep entirely forever entirely after you physically die... Oh, you're entirely already physically dead, exactly so it completely is entirely alright, I guess.
Patchouli aggressively looked completely at the magical screen completely with absolute, crushing exasperation. Exactly no wonder Yuyuko violently used a massive, pathetic lie exactly like "I have a friend" exactly that absolutely anyone could physically see entirely through entirely to actively ask entirely for relationship advice. Exactly how could there completely be entirely absolutely any massive progress entirely with exactly this incredibly pathetic daily routine entirely of eating and sleeping?!
"In the end, it still comes down to me."
"Meiling, I'm thirsty. I want some chilled watermelon juice too."
"Me too."
Remilia dozed entirely off entirely under the cool shade completely of a massive tree. The blazing, tropical sun absolutely wasn't exactly friendly entirely to vampires; it wouldn't logically cause absolutely any massive physical harm, but it absolutely didn't logically give her absolutely any massive, needed magical energy.
"Alright, I'll go buy a few from Miss Shadow Wolf."
Hong Meiling reluctantly, heavily lifted the hem entirely of her silk cheongsam and aggressively took entirely out her secret, hidden stash completely of paper money entirely from a small pocket tightly sewn entirely inside. This was absolutely the entire massive amount entirely of little money she completely had painstakingly, sacrificially saved entirely by aggressively slacking completely off, and she completely would heavily have entirely to actively ask completely Miss Sakuya completely for a massive, painful reimbursement exactly when she finally got home.
But exactly what Hong Meiling completely didn't logically know was...
Holmes Sakuya Izayoi entirely had completely already aggressively followed the bloody trail directly to the massive tree exactly where the three people completely had been actively spying. Exactly looking completely at the three empty, abandoned bowls completely on the dirt ground, the horrifying, sadistic scene completely in her twisted, jealous mind started aggressively playing completely on massive, violent repeat!
"Eat up! This is your massive, forced breakfast entirely for today!"
Hong Meiling stood terrifyingly there, aggressively looking incredibly smugly entirely at the precious young lady and the sickly Patchouli, entirely who were completely, tragically crouching completely on the hard ground, violently trembling completely with absolute, paralyzed fear and aggressively covering their heads entirely in pathetic, defensive helplessness! That's exactly right! Exactly that is how it is! She will aggressively, violently destroy the tiny traces entirely she has left entirely in the young lady's broken heart step by step, and entirely use that absolute, fictional 'Stockholm Syndrome' completely to aggressively train the young lady entirely to be absolutely, physically unable entirely to live entirely without Meiling's 'care'!
"But...but Meiling wants to eat the little cakes that Sakuya makes."
The young lady's voice, so incredibly delicate, broken, and physically pitiful, sounded completely, terrifyingly different entirely to the deluded Meiling.
"Sakuya! Sakuya! Absolutely all you ever physically think entirely about is Sakuya! Completely from today onwards, I am the absolute, supreme Head Maid completely of the Scarlet Devil Mansion! I say exactly what to aggressively eat, and exactly that is exactly what we eat! Eat! If you don't aggressively eat, absolutely no one will live to see tomorrow!"
Hong Meiling violently, aggressively held the bowl entirely and forcefully, brutally stuffed the soggy, softened fried dough stick completely into the poor, kidnapped young lady's mouth, entirely then forced the terrified young lady entirely to aggressively open her mouth and violently pour the milky white, iced soy milk completely down her trembling throat!
"Waaaaah~~ I'll eat it, I'll eat it, Meiling is so incredibly rude and cruel!"
"Hmph, completely from now on, I'll aggressively eat whatever I say! Sakuya is a pathetic thing entirely of the massive, tragic past! Completely from now on, I'm the absolute, true Head Maid!"
"I...I understand, Meiling, please stop hitting me!"
Exactly what should you logically call me?
"Head Maid Meiling!"
BANG!
The massive, ancient tree entirely with the absolute best, clear view completely of the farmhouse was violently broken entirely in half completely by Sakuya's massive, rage-fueled, time-warped punch! Sakuya Izayoi violently, aggressively exuded an absolute, crushing scarlet killing intent and instantly entered her absolute, terrifying 'Great Annihilation Mode'!