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"Remi! Are you awake? Get up quickly."
It wasn't exactly, entirely really morning yet; it was barely completely past five o'clock and completely, pitch-dark outside exactly when the notoriously lazy, asthmatic Patchouli Knowledge violently got entirely up early! She aggressively, rapidly took completely off her iconic, heavy purple bathrobe, frantically changed completely into tight, tactical athletic clothes exactly that were entirely easier completely to physically move in, and tightly tied completely up her massive violet hair, exactly which was completely, usually lazily loose. She completely, physically looked exactly like a highly intense, younger version completely of Hong Meiling!
"Patchouli, what time is it? Is something the matter?"
Remilia Scarlet, completely entirely a nocturnal creature, sat entirely up incredibly groggily, aggressively rubbing her heavy, sleep-crusted eyes. She tiredly, sluggishly glanced entirely at the pitch-black sky completely outside the heavy glass window. Exactly what on earth was the sickly Patchouli actively up completely to exactly at this ungodly hour?! Was exactly this completely how she entirely should completely be behaving exactly at this time? Usually, the librarian absolutely didn't logically get entirely up completely until exactly lunchtime! Exactly what was she entirely up completely to entirely today? Was she actively going entirely to aggressively put completely on a bizarre, theatrical show exactly like "Remilia is still awake"?!
"We agreed to go observe Yuyuko together! It's so late, how can you sleep!"
People completely have an absolute, infinite, bottomless amount entirely of physical motivation exactly when they actively do highly bad, gossipy things, and Patchouli is entirely, exactly like exactly that completely now! She was entirely so incredibly, violently excited exactly after actively returning entirely last night exactly that she absolutely didn't logically sleep completely all night! But exactly one massive, sleepless night is absolutely nothing. A powerful witch's magical body is completely not entirely such an incredibly inconvenient, fragile thing. Exactly for the absolute, sacred sake completely of juicy research and gossip, a little lost sleep is absolutely nothing!
"Ah~~ okay, wait a minute, you're really energetic."
Exactly once Remilia completely had exhaustingly, sluggishly finished dressing in her frilly clothes, Patchouli aggressively, violently couldn't logically wait entirely to aggressively pick her completely up like a doll and frantically run entirely off completely with her chubby, long athletic legs!
"Good morning, young lady. Good morning, Patchouli... um!"
Hong Meiling, completely who was entirely, peacefully doing her rigorous morning martial arts exercises completely in the misty courtyard, heavily looked entirely at the two frantic people violently running entirely out completely with a highly terrified, ghostly expression! Was the sickly Patchouli entirely possessed completely by a hyperactive ghost?! Exactly why on earth could she physically see the shut-in entirely at this specific time of day?!
However, absolutely no massive amount entirely of burning, gossipy excitement completely could physically hide Patchouli's absolute, tragic true nature exactly as a complete, biological athletic failure! Exactly just entirely as she aggressively ran completely out entirely of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's massive paved area, Patchouli completely, suddenly seemed entirely to violently lose absolutely all her physical motor power; her long legs violently went entirely weak, and she aggressively, brutally fell completely face down!
SMACK!
Her exposed knees completely slammed incredibly heavily entirely onto the hard dirt road, and Remilia, completely who was entirely, literally almost completely asleep entirely in her arms, was violently, aggressively thrown completely out, crashing heavily entirely into the hard ground and actively creating a massive, dusty crater!
"I'm really... sigh, are you alright?"
Remilia groggily got entirely up completely from the dusty ground, spitting out dirt, and looked completely, helplessly entirely at Patchouli, completely who was entirely in exactly so incredibly much physical pain exactly that her pathetic little tears were absolutely about entirely to violently fall entirely out of her eyes. Exactly what completely could she legally do? It was her ancient, clumsy old friend, exactly so she entirely had completely to peacefully accept exactly it.
"Get on, I'll carry you... never mind, Meiling! Help me carry Patchouli."
Remilia bravely, loyally helped Patchouli completely to her trembling feet, actively wanting entirely to heavily show her aristocratic thoughtfulness, but exactly once Patchouli was entirely standing completely upright, she violently, tragically realized exactly that Patchouli's long legs were completely longer exactly than her entirely own absolute life! Exactly what was the massive, logical point completely of actively carrying her entirely on her tiny back? Was she entirely going completely to awkwardly carry a massive, trailing seven-legged demon completely on her small back?!
"Coming, coming. Shall we take Patchouli to the town clinic?"
Hearing the precious young lady aggressively call her name, Hong Meiling quickly, frantically ran completely over, effortlessly picked entirely up the sobbing Patchouli exactly like a light sack of flour, and actively prepared completely to rapidly take her directly to the town clinic completely to actively have Reisen clinically take a massive look.
"No...no need, oh dear! Let's go to the farm! It's almost six o'clock, we can't miss any opportunity to observe!"
Patchouli aggressively reached entirely out and violently grabbed Remilia, completely who was entirely about entirely to happily return completely to the soft beds of the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Absolutely even exactly though her bleeding knees were completely, agonizingly hurting entirely so incredibly badly she was violently gasping entirely for breath exactly like a dying fish, she completely still actively wanted entirely to completely be the absolute first entirely to actively hear the absolute latest, juiciest gossip!
"I give up. Let's go. Meiling, your task today is to take Patchouli with you and make sure she doesn't get found by Leo and the others."
Exactly when the three entirely of them completely reached the muddy edge entirely of the massive farm, they completely could entirely, already clearly see the thick, fragrant smoke aggressively rising completely from the kitchen chimney. Exactly in the cool morning, exactly if absolutely nothing unexpected physically happened, Ran Yakumo completely would gracefully get entirely up early completely to actively prepare a massive breakfast exactly before peacefully waking absolutely everyone completely up. Exactly if completely something chaotic, unexpected physically happened... entirely then it completely would violently be Youmu Konpaku completely who aggressively cooked.
"So, can you see it clearly now?"
The entire three completely of them awkwardly sat completely on the exact same, thick oak tree branch exactly that Aya Shameimaru completely used entirely to comfortably sit entirely on exactly every single day; the massive branch completely had actively developed a highly polished, worn patina completely from the Tengu's constant squatting! Completely from exactly this specific spot, they entirely could perfectly see the entire scene completely inside the wooden hut completely through the glass window, magically making Aya Shameimaru entirely quite the absolute expert exactly at actively taking illicit candid photos.
"No problem, watch me."
"The moon's reflection in the water."
Although Patchouli is a massive, complete physical failure exactly when it completely comes entirely to sports, completely in the absolute realm entirely of complex magic, absolutely even Yukari Yakumo, the so-called terrifying 'Professor' completely of Gensokyo, exactly who is entirely proficient completely in absolutely all attributes, is completely just a naive little girl entirely in completely front entirely of her!
A massive, invisible, flawless Water Mirror violently, magically appeared completely in exactly front entirely of the three, perfectly reflecting the lively scene completely inside the room actively using the highly complex principle entirely of optical refraction. The absolute downside was entirely that the magical casting distance was incredibly short and a highly specific, calculated angle was strictly required, but the massive advantage was exactly that there were absolutely no trace magical fluctuations whatsoever! Unless you completely could physically see her entirely in person, absolutely even Eirin Yagokoro completely would absolutely not entirely be completely able entirely to scientifically detect her spying!
Exactly at completely this massive moment, absolutely everyone entirely had completely already actively gotten completely up and was aggressively sitting completely at the massive dining table happily eating breakfast. Yukari Yakumo was aggressively, lovingly putting massive amounts of food directly into Yuyuko's bottomless bowl, entirely while Leo was completely sitting entirely on the absolute other side happily eating golden, crispy fried dough sticks deeply soaked completely in hot soy milk. Exactly since they completely got a steady supply of flour, Leo completely could entirely, finally actively eat the delicious, comforting noodles and dough she completely had entirely been intensely longing completely for!
"Record this. Try to get Leo to serve the person involved food. By the way, I'm hungry. Meiling, go ask for some food, but be careful not to reveal our presence."
Patchouli excitedly began entirely to rapidly write completely in her thick notebook, her delicate brows violently furrowing completely slightly. She completely had entirely gotten completely up entirely too incredibly early completely this morning and absolutely hadn't entirely eaten, exactly so she was violently, physiologically experiencing massive low blood sugar and her physical vision was completely, terrifyingly blurring!
"Oh, okay, Miss, would you like it? Miss?"
"Hoo~~~Hoo~~~Hmm! I need to, my low blood pressure is acting up again."
Remilia, completely who was heavily, exhaustingly taking a deep nap completely against the rough tree trunk, was violently startled completely awake entirely by the soft call. She completely nodded her small head incredibly sternly. She was violently hungry completely too! She completely should entirely have actively left a physical note completely for Sakuya! It was absolutely all Patchouli's massive fault completely for aggressively calling her entirely out completely so incredibly early! She entirely forgot completely to politely tell Sakuya!
The Scarlet Devil Mansion at this moment.
"My house was burgled?"
Sakuya Izayoi completely woke entirely up exactly in the early morning and was happily, meticulously preparing entirely to actively help the precious young lady gently get entirely up exactly when she politely knocked completely on the heavy mahogany door completely for a incredibly long time absolutely but absolutely no exactly one actively answered!
Exactly when she anxiously pushed the heavy door completely open, she violently found exactly that the young lady was completely, entirely gone! She frantically, desperately searched the absolute entire, massive Scarlet Devil Mansion absolutely but completely couldn't physically find her absolutely anywhere! Exactly what's completely even entirely more incredibly absurd is exactly that Patchouli and Hong Meiling were completely also tragically missing! She was completely the absolute only exactly one completely left entirely in the massive, huge Scarlet Devil Mansion! The fluttering little devils are completely just mindless familiars, absolutely not biological human!
Sakuya uncontrollably, violently began entirely to aggressively imagine exactly what completely had tragically happened: Hong Meiling completely, forcibly took aggressively away the innocent young lady exactly who completely wanted entirely to actively find her, brutally tied her completely up and aggressively carried her entirely on her strong shoulder, entirely while aggressively holding the weak, helpless Patchouli entirely in her completely other massive hand! They actively found a completely secluded, remote place and aggressively started a massive new life completely together! The poor, kidnapped young lady was tragically tied completely to a small stool completely with an absolute air entirely of dignity, entirely while the wicked, traitorous Meiling, mockingly dressed completely in a stolen maid outfit, aggressively amused herself entirely there, completely until... forever...
"Mizu!" (Tears!)
Absolutely even exactly though absolutely no exactly one completely hit her, Sakuya's massive, overwhelming sense entirely of arrogant pride was completely, entirely already exactly at its absolute, breaking peak! She violently took entirely out a massive, lethal silver throwing knife she completely hadn't actively used completely in a incredibly long time, aggressively tied exactly it entirely to her maid body, and violently stormed entirely out entirely to aggressively find the kidnapped young lady!
"Hmm? This mark... and this deliberate mark."
Sakuya Holmes violently walked entirely out completely of the massive community center and immediately, sharply spotted the deep, physical traces entirely not incredibly far entirely away! She quickly, frantically walked completely over entirely to critically observe them, and exactly as she aggressively measured and entirely compared the deep scuffs in the dirt, Sakuya slowly, delusionally pieced completely together the horrific scene completely from exactly that time.
"Let me go! I want to go back to my most loyal Sakuya!" (She hallucinated the young lady's cries!)
Remilia, completely who completely had entirely been violently kidnapped, aggressively struggled completely on Meiling's massive shoulder. Violently annoyed completely by the loud commotion, Meiling aggressively snorted and brutally, violently threw the fragile Patchouli entirely off her hand, deliberately leaving a massive, face-down, bleeding mark completely on the hard ground! Entirely then, completely to sadistically intimidate the precious young lady, Meiling cruelly, violently threw her aggressively to the hard ground and terrifyingly threatened her completely from high above!
Absolutely everything matches completely perfectly!
Completely now, absolutely not entirely only was her massive, chuunibyou heroic spirit completely, fully charged entirely to the absolute maximum, absolutely but her terrifying, death-slaying sword energy was completely also entirely fully charged! Sakuya violently kept actively imagining the precious young lady's incredibly tragic fate exactly as she aggressively, furiously followed the bloody trail completely to the busy town!