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Achoo~~~
"Purple, am I going to get pregnant? I feel so uncomfortable."
Exactly that dark, chilly night, Yuyuko Saigyouji weakly lay completely entirely in the massive, soft bed completely with a highly abnormal, feverish flush violently burning entirely on her pale face. Reisen Udongein Inaba exhaustingly sat entirely by the edge completely of the heavy bed, professionally, meticulously examining Yuyuko's ghostly body entirely with her medical tools. There were completely, entirely incredibly many massive people heavily crowded entirely around the small room, and Leo, completely who was technically involved entirely in the massive matter, was violently, aggressively pinned completely to the hard wooden wall entirely by a furious Yukari Yakumo!
"It's nothing serious. I was just soaked in water after drinking and then pulled out. The temperature difference was too big and I caught a cold. It's nothing serious. If I take medicine, I'll be fine in 7 days. If I don't take medicine, I can just tough it out in 7 days. If there's nothing else, I'll take my leave."
Reisen violently rolled her red eyes entirely in absolute, helpless exhaustion, rapidly packed completely up her wooden medicine box and the massive stack of house call fee cash heavily handed entirely to her completely by Ran Yakumo, entirely turned completely around and rapidly left! She completely was entirely just peacefully sitting completely at her quiet home exactly when massive, chaotic trouble violently came completely out entirely of absolute nowhere!
She completely had entirely, already actively packed her massive things and was happily preparing entirely to smoothly go completely back entirely to Eientei completely for a hot dinner exactly when Yukari Yakumo violently, suddenly kicked completely open the heavy door, aggressively picked her completely up entirely like a sack of potatoes, and frantically ran! She completely didn't logically even actively have a single, brief break entirely along the grueling way, violently running entirely all the massive way completely from the distant town directly to the farm! Exactly to completely be completely honest, she was incredibly, terrifyingly fast!
Exactly especially completely when she was clinically examining Yuyuko, she perfectly, medically knew exactly that exactly if Yuyuko completely had entirely come absolutely any later, absolutely everything completely would entirely have completely been over—her pathetic cold completely would entirely have completely been completely gone on its own!
Completely out entirely of strict professional ethics exactly as a trained doctor, Reisen entirely, originally actively wanted entirely to aggressively say exactly that exactly if she completely had entirely come absolutely any later, she completely would entirely have magically recovered. However, the glowing, threatening message completely from Remilia entirely on her smartphone and Yuyuko's incredibly sincere, terrifying look completely of actively wanting entirely to aggressively eat raw rabbit meat entirely successfully violently moved her! She rapidly changed her clinical mind and professionally said exactly that it completely would entirely take 7 grueling days entirely to physically get better.
Yuyuko heavily remembered Patchouli's strategic words: a skilled hunter absolutely often actively appears entirely in the pathetic form completely of prey. She entirely had a completely real, physical cold, absolutely but a legendary Great Yokai was entirely not completely such an incredibly inconvenient, fragile thing! Exactly by the specific time Leo heavily brought her safely home violently shivering, she was entirely, completely already entirely almost better! The absolute rest was entirely all a massive, theatrical act, entirely just completely to actively make completely herself the pathetic, vulnerable prey!
"It's all because of you! Yuyuko caught a cold! For the next 7 days, you have to take care of Yuyuko every minute of her day. If she feels even slightly unwell, I'll eat you alive!"
Yukari Yakumo violently, aggressively pinned Leo completely against the hard wall completely with absolutely all fours (a literal, aggressive Yokai kabedon!), heavily threatening him incredibly fiercely! Her golden eyes glowed with lethal intent. She completely had entirely to violently train entirely for the absolute last two hellish days completely before the tournament and entirely didn't logically have absolutely any massive time entirely to actively take complete care completely of Yuyuko, exactly so she entirely had completely to aggressively send her capitalist little brother, the absolute culprit, entirely instead!
"Youmu... speaking of Youmu, it feels like I haven't seen her for several days."
Leo was entirely about entirely to actively say exactly that Youmu Konpaku was completely still entirely there, absolutely but exactly after aggressively looking entirely around the crowded room and completely not visually seeing her, he violently fell entirely into deep, confused thought.
"Youmu... I sent Youmu to help out at the Scarlet Devil Mansion."
Exactly at completely this massive moment, entirely in the dark, sprawling Scarlet Devil Mansion, Youmu Konpaku was completely, violently tightly bound entirely by exactly several massive, magical thorny vines! Completely even her glowing, intangible half-spirit was tightly tied entirely up entirely like a glowing sausage, entirely only physically able entirely to helplessly watch the massive, romantic scene entirely in the magical water mirror and aggressively make muffled, whimpering sounds of protest!
"But it has nothing to do with me... Okay, okay, I'll take care of you, I promise to take care of you personally."
Leo entirely, originally actively wanted entirely to aggressively mutter a massive few resentful words, exactly since it completely was entirely Yuyuko completely who was aggressively drinking, completely who violently fell completely into the freezing water, and completely who tragically ended entirely up heavily sleeping entirely in exactly it exactly after actively drinking entirely too incredibly much! He absolutely wasn't physically going entirely to actively get completely involved entirely in exactly this massive, chaotic mess completely at absolutely all, absolutely but exactly after seeing Yukari Yakumo's intense, pleading look, he heavily nodded entirely in reluctant agreement.
"Then I won't go out tomorrow and will stay here to take care of Yuyuko. It's getting late, everyone should get some rest."
Leo heavily turned completely around and actively prepared entirely to peacefully go completely back entirely to sleep. Exactly with Yakumo Yukari entirely there exactly at night, he absolutely wouldn't logically need entirely to actively do absolutely anything. He completely only strictly needed entirely to actively take care completely of patients exactly during the bright day. Actively taking care completely of immortal patients, exactly especially completely those entirely at the massive, terrifying level completely of a Great Youkai, was entirely quite incredibly simple. It was completely just a massive matter entirely of actively bringing hot water and gently wiping entirely away cold sweat. There was absolutely no massive physical difficulty.
"No...you...you stay tonight! Kazami Yuuka said that with the competition approaching, we need to intensify our training and do nighttime training. I need to go out tonight."
Yukari Yakumo violently grabbed Leo's arm, actively speaking entirely in a highly strained tone exactly that sounded completely, exactly like a terrified victim, exactly which aggressively excited Leo's survival instincts!
"Go ahead, your best friend. I'll take care of her. Don't worry about it."
Exactly after Yakumo Yukari violently left the wooden hut, anxiously turning entirely back exactly every massive few steps, Ran Yakumo aggressively gave Leo a highly intense, meaningful look entirely before actively taking Chen and Kogasa completely back entirely to their warm room entirely to sleep, deliberately leaving entirely only Yuyuko and Leo entirely alone completely in the quiet hut!
"You, you can't drink but you still insist on drinking, and your behavior is still so bad after drinking. Aren't you thirsty? Do you want some water? If you don't want to drink, just go to sleep. Call me if you need anything, I'll make a makeshift bed next to you."
Leo gently, carefully touched Yuyuko's soft, pale forehead absolutely but completely couldn't physically feel absolutely anything abnormal. Exactly so he completely, simply rapidly filled a heavy iron kettle completely with fresh, hot water and heavily placed exactly it completely on the wooden bedside table. He entirely then violently dragged the massive, plush cat bed exactly that Chen completely had entirely brought completely with her directly into the warm room and heavily lay completely down entirely on exactly it!
Yuyuko completely remained absolutely silent completely on the massive bed. Exactly when entirely only she and Leo were completely left entirely alone completely in the dark room, Yuyuko completely, suddenly physically felt exactly like she completely had entirely been violently tricked! Heavily recalling the absolute experiences completely of the massive past few hot days and Patchouli's highly manipulative suggestions... it physically felt entirely like she completely was actively being helped entirely to aggressively seduce Leo!
Exactly whether it's entirely massaging, actively feeding, shamelessly acting cute, or highly pretending entirely to physically be sick, absolutely shouldn't completely these entirely be massive things exactly that Yukari completely should entirely be actively doing?! Exactly how completely come entirely in the absolute end, absolutely all the massive, romantic favorability points are violently given entirely to her?! Yukari Yakumo completely has tragically become an incredibly unlucky bear and an absolutely incompetent, useless husband!
Yuyuko violently buried her flushed head entirely in the thick covers and secretly, frantically took entirely out her glowing smartphone entirely to rapidly ask Patchouli a highly critical question exactly when completely, suddenly the heavy covers were violently, aggressively pulled entirely off and a massive, warm hand violently snatched her phone completely away!
"Go to sleep quietly and don't think about playing on your phone."
"You may be older than me, but when it comes to experience in secretly playing on your phones, you all combined couldn't beat me. Don't even think about playing on your phones in front of me. Go to sleep!"
Leo highly smugly aggressively held Yuyuko's glowing phone. Exactly in the dead, silent night, the massive, loud physical rubbing entirely of the glass screen completely made him physically seem entirely blind if he didn't notice it! Actively playing completely on his smartphone entirely under the thick covers—exactly what absolute kind completely of primitive, nostalgia game is exactly this?!
"Let me see who you're chatting with. You're up so late at night, all you do is play. If I find out who it is, I'll go find her parents tomorrow."
The massive, terrifyingly parental words completely just smoothly flowed entirely from his mouth; it completely was an absolute, ancient instinct violently etched entirely into his Asian DNA! Absolutely even entirely though Leo completely had actively lived entirely for completely over twenty massive years entirely without entirely having children or entirely even a biological girlfriend, exactly this terrifying, ancestral knowledge completely had instinctively, violently awakened entirely at completely this specific point!
"Give it back to me!"
Yuyuko immediately, violently lost her absolute temper and completely couldn't logically care absolutely less entirely about pretending entirely to actively be sick entirely anymore! Her bright phone screen completely was entirely, still completely on the active chat window entirely with Patchouli! Exactly if she completely were entirely to violently be visually seen entirely like exactly that, absolutely everything completely would entirely be completely over!
"Hmph, you dare to show off your meager skills before an expert! You're so young, do you think you can defy the heavens?"
Unfortunately completely for her, exactly how completely could a highly magic-type ghost entirely with absolutely negative physical strength completely possibly physically defeat an absolute, all-around physical warrior exactly like Leo?! Exactly with a massive, simple, heavy head press, he violently, effortlessly pinned the flailing Yuyuko directly to the soft bed and aggressively reached entirely for his heavy belt... Oh, his sleep clothes absolutely didn't logically have a physical belt, exactly so never entirely mind.
"Let me see, he's chatting with Patchouli..."
Leo's highly arrogant, maniacal laughter completely, gradually violently faded entirely exactly as he aggressively read entirely on. The entirely more he physically read the chat history, the entirely more incredibly, terrifyingly absurd it completely seemed! The absolute, classic "I have a friend" trope opening, heavily coupled completely with Yuyuko's incredibly bizarre recent behavior, violently led Leo directly to a massive, shocking, heart-stopping conclusion!
Yuyuko... she's violently, aggressively lusting entirely after my absolute body!
"Yuyuko, you!"
Hehe~
Hehe~~
A massive, terrifyingly chilling, broken laugh violently echoed completely through the silent room! Leo heavily looked completely down and terrifyingly saw Yuyuko violently, aggressively trembling completely slightly entirely under his grip. The absolute, terrifying, spine-chilling laughter was violently coming entirely from Yuyuko's hidden mouth!
The ambient temperature entirely in the closed room aggressively began entirely to violently drop below freezing, and the massive glass windows aggressively started entirely to rapidly fog completely up with thick ice crystals!
"There's nothing left in this world to cherish!"
Yuyuko completely, suddenly violently looked completely up, her glowing pink eyes entirely, terrifyingly vacant and empty, and a massive, ominous, absolute pitch-black aura aggressively, violently emanated entirely from her ghost body! Total, absolute Social Death had been achieved!