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It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"Screw it! I'm pulling right now!!!"
Social Bao'er:"You idiot, there's no saving you. Just bury him."
I'm Not a Pet:"Still won't cry until you see the coffin, huh~"
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Guild Leader, stay strong…"
Crown Princess of Arendelle:"I feel like, given Your Excellency's luck, it might be wiser to keep a low profile. But since you insist on pulling… I can only wish you good luck."
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"Hey! Aren't you guys being a bit much? None of you believe in me at all?"
"Fine! I'll wash away this humiliation right now and show you unlucky trash what a real chosen one looks like!"
I'm Not a Pet:"Maybe take that back… I've got a bad feeling you're from Grey Province…"
Sam's mouth twitched.
Wow.
Kurama, your vibe has really changed!!
You're throwing shade now?!
"You people—!"
(╯□）╯┻━┻
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"Just watch! I'm about to blind you all!"
Then…
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Where'd he go???"
"What's going on? It's been ages, no reaction at all!"
Social Bao'er:"Don't tell me he pulled something 'good' and is too scared to come back?"
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"How is that possible! I just went to wash my face…"
Wash his face?
Everyone's mouths twitched at once.
Wow.What a 'wash your face.'
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Guild Leader… you're kinda lame.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"Hm? (''😑)"
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Wishing the Guild Leader instant victory! Ten pulls, ten treasures!"
Elsa:"So this is what the Guild Leader meant the other day by 'following your heart'?"
I'm Not a Pet:"Yep. That's called chickening out…"
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Hey! How can an assassin's business be called chickening out? This is clearly tactical flexibility!"
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"Wu Liuqi… just leave the group."
Ding. Welcome, Guild Leader, to the lottery system.
Ding. This is the Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild's first-ever draw. Reward: Luck +100%. Bonus: One extra draw.
Ding. This draw is part of the Guild Leader's monthly benefit. Ten pulls total. Free of charge.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"Luck increased by one hundred percent?!"
Sam's eyes lit up.
Alright. Now let's see who still dares call me unlucky!
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Holy crap, Guild Leader, this is cheating, right? It has to be!"
I'm Not a Pet: "Wait, first draw has bonuses? Damn it! If I'd known, I would've tested the waters first!"
Social Bao'er: "Kid, just wash up and go to sleep. What if you dump money into it and pull pure garbage?"
Smart Bao'er had already seen through everything!
Sam, internally:
∑（;Д）
Is this really the same Bao'er?
Lately, Feng Baobao seems to be getting more and more… clever.
Could it be because her soul got repaired?
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "One thousand dimensional gold coins per pull just to gamble on luck sounds rough. But one pull gives another pull… wow, that basically means you can draw twice!"
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Feels like I lost out on a hundred million!"
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Nope, gotta go take a job later and assassinate someone!"
As the idiots kept chattering, Sam glanced at the chat, then quietly shifted his gaze away and pressed the draw button, grumbling to himself.
mmp, shouldn't I be the protagonist right now?
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Why has the topic flown straight to Mars, damn it?!
Ding. Congratulations to It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader) for obtaining: Small Hell Plane (Upgradeable).
I'm Not a Pet: "???"
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "???"
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"???"
Social Bao'er:"Hell? Wow~ That sounds awesome!"
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "Damn… this really caught me off guard."
Sam was genuinely stunned by this burst of insane luck.
He had no idea what tier a so-called Small Hell Plane (Upgradeable) belonged to, but just the words "Hell Plane" alone made it clear this wasn't some ordinary item.
Add in the fact that it could grow, and its value probably skyrocketed dozens of times over.
Before anyone could even react, the ten-pull results popped out and instantly flooded the screen.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader) has activated a ten-pull!
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining equipment: Hades Armor (Soul Version).
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining equipment: Sword of Hell.
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining support system: King of Wisdom (Myriad Worlds Edition, upgraded from Rimuru's King of Wisdom).
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining Devil Fruit: Ope Ope no Mi.
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining ability: Vassal Clan.
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining ability: Super Regeneration (Dragon Ball Majin Buu Version).
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining item: Absolute Protagonist Halo (Myriad Worlds Edition).
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining item: Senzu Bean Cultivation Guide (Dragon Ball Plane Special Item).
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining item: Four-Beast Cauldron.
Ding. Congratulations on obtaining item: Sanitary Pad Generator.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader):"…"
Wait. Did something really weird just sneak in there?
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "This is insane… Guild Leader, and you still say you're not cheating?"
I'm Not a Pet: "Even I have to admit it. Getting this much from one draw plus one ten-pull… this isn't something 'lucky' can explain anymore."
I'm Not a Pet: "So, kid, you're definitely cheating!!!"
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "I really want to believe you, Guild Leader, but… isn't this cheat turned on a little too obviously?"
This time, Feng Baobao didn't say anything.She seemed to have gone off to work.
"....."