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Ding. Congratulations, you've obtained Royal Etiquette Mastery (Elsa Edition).
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "mmp… I swear the guild is targeting me on purpose…"
Royal etiquette mastery.What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Pff…"
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Hahahahaha… sorry, sorry. I've undergone strict professional assassin training under Chicken Dai Bo. Normally, I don't laugh…"
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "Unless you really can't hold it in?"
(▼益▼#)
After tossing out that line, Sam immediately turned around and slapped Wu Liuqi with a premium deluxe silence package without hesitation.
Wu Liuqi, currently cutting hair: "…"
Customer: "..."
"Hey hey hey! Snap out of it! Stop cutting randomly!"
"Tch, figures. Cheap prices mean crappy service."
Wu Liuqi: "???"
Watch this!
Qi-Controlled Sword!!!
…
I Am Not a Pet: "So… this Royal Etiquette Mastery is the Elsa version, which means…"
!@T@/
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "Exactly."
Sam felt completely helpless. Could it be that cheap really does mean bad? No way to pull SSRs for free?
"Elsa Edition means etiquette a queen needs to know." (covering face.jpg)
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "Emm…"
"Guild Leader, don't be discouraged. This took me ages to learn properly. You got it instantly. That's basically years of my effort handed to you in one go." ('🤗)
Social Bao'er: "So that means if Sam puts on women's clothes now, he could look just as proper and queenly, huh?"
Ding. Social Bao'er has been muted for ten seconds.
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "???"
"Proper and queenly"?
Whoa, Bao'er, that's crossing a line!
Eat this silence combo already!
(ToT)
"Pff…"
I Am Not a Pet: "Sorry, I just imagined the Guild Leader wearing a queen's outfit and totally lost it." (covering face.jpg)
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "Wow. Committing crimes against the wind, huh?"
Ding. I Am Not a Pet has been muted for ten seconds.
At that point, Sam decided to go all in and used up every remaining chance to draw abilities from the guild members.
Ding. Congratulations, you've obtained Assassin Wu Liuqi's Complete Hairstyle Collection.
Ding. Congratulations, you've obtained Kurama's Chakra Usage Experience.
Sam: "Hiss… okay, okay. Not a total wipeout. At least I got Kurama's chakra experience."
Although… Kurama's chakra experience basically just means condense a Tailed Beast Bomb, fire fire fire, then boom boom boom, right?
Damn it.
As expected, this gacha system is completely useless.
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "I feel like the Guild Leader is trying to laugh us to death."
*Flips table in laughter*
Social Bao'er: "I think you're about to die… never mind, I'll dig a hole for you and get ready to bury you."
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "I think I can still be saved~"
!!! ∑(Дノ)ノ
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "Bao'er, is that really okay?"
Social Bao'er: "If we don't bury him, what's the point of keeping him around?"
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "I support Bao'er's proposal."
??????????
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "…"
I'm out, I'm out. rbq rbq.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "I swear this feature exists just to screw me over!"
Social Bao'er: "If your luck's trash, you gotta admit it."
I Am Not a Pet: "Yeah, Guild Leader, your luck really isn't great."
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "Mm-hmm."
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "I…"
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "You should really stop talking."
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Is it really okay to bully me this much…"
(;﹏;)
Ding. Guild Leader, please be advised. It is now the end of the month.
While everyone was chatting, the Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild's AI butler, Robin, suddenly sent a notification.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "???"
"End of the month?"
Social Bao'er: "No way. It's only the teens right now."
I Am Not a Pet: "Hmph. Time is not something this old man bothers remembering."
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "It's barely the start of the month for me."
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "Eh? Our times all seem different."
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "…"
Of course they're different, kid. Did you really just notice?
Well, she probably knew time flows differently, just didn't realize even daily time segments weren't synced.
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "That said… looks like I still have one ten-pull left~"
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Another ten-pull?"
Assassin Wu Liuqi: "Wow, I'm so jealous it hurts! Why don't I get one?"
Crown Princess of Arendelle: "Ten-pull? What's that? Drawing our abilities and items and stuff?"
Social Bao'er: "You little fool. With luck like yours, you still dare to do a ten-pull? You're just asking to get wrecked."
I Am Not a Pet: "I also think you should keep a low profile."
It's Sam, Not Sam (Guild Leader): "Don't scare me like that…"
It's not that I don't want to stay low-key!
It's just that if I don't do it today, I'll lose this ten-pull for nothing!!!
Once today's over, the benefit resets. Even if I die, I wanna die knowing what happens!
"....."