[1 HOUR TIME SKIP]
(After the Plot Armor event)
ROB: Finally, peace at last. (Looking around, just checking if that Human really got reincarnated). Everything looks clean. No zzzzzzz noise. No snoring š“ sounds. Yesssssssssssss! Huuuuuu..... peace at last... (tears flowing down to his cheeks). It's so quiet ..... and yet I feel like something is missing. Hmmmm...
DIRECTOR: What, missing him already?
ROB: HUH? Missing who?
DIRECTOR: (ROLLED HIS EYES)
AUTHOR: (ROLLED HIS EYES)
ROB: Ahemm. Anyways, I still got some unfinished business so I'll bounce out first. (with peace āšæ sign)
DIRECTOR: š ššæ Okss, Gramps, but don't forget his allowance!
ROB: Allowance?! Oh, I almost forgot about that part. (snaps his fingers) That should do it. Now then, I gotta go. (woooshhh) fly sfx
AUTHOR: He's going to Hawaii for sure (nodding his head).
NARRATOR: What do we do now?
AUTHOR: Yeah, Director, what now?
DIRECTOR: OF course... After all that hardships... We deserve some relaxation. So.... LET'S GO GRAB SOME FUCKING DRINK!
ALL: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LOCATION: Sea of Japan, Oki Island.
(In real life, Oki Islands consist of over 180 smaller, uninhabited islets, but here in my novel, the Oki Island will be like Wano Island, and in the very core or center of Wano lays the Onigashima land.)
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Inside a dilapidated house, there's a certain individual sleeping peacefully. Wait... to be precise, it's a kid.... Yup.. a kid who's sleeping like it is his last sleep. This brat is about 5 to 6 years old. He's wearing a white chiton like those Greek gods' clothing, and he has white long hair... Yup, this kid is none other than our MC. The funniest part is he's fucking sleeping inside a coffin. Like he's some kind of ancient vampire. BTW, this coffin looks majestic and imposing; the craftsmanship is very detailed. Even the accessories placed beautifully on its sides are made up of emeralds, diamonds, and rubies.
(Hey. Fun fact: he's been sleeping for about 7 days now.. and that sounds ridiculous. Like, who the fuck can sleep for 7 full days without eating, pissing, and taking a shit? That sounds impossible! Or this kid is really embodying his vampire persona, or maybe he is dead... Hmmm. I think it's the latter. After all, ROB shoved those devil fruits in his mouth like some kind of mukbang video. Who would survive that? Still, I will remember you and I will personally scatter your ashes in the ocean...)
But then a .... -RooOOOoOOOoOOoaAaAAAR- A loud roaring sound can be heard echoing throughout the entire island. Like a beast waking up from its slumber..... JOKES ON YOU ... it's just his fucking stomach! You know that kind of growling noise when you're fucking hungry to the point where you can eat a horse... Yup, that type of growl. Anywayyyyyyss, after that embarrassing moment, he finally wakes up.
(ARCH POV)
Hmmmmmmmm..... Where am I.... It's too dark here..... I need some light. .. Should I check my surroundings first? Ugh, my movements are quite restricted.. Hmmmm, it's time to use my brain. Hmmmm ... so, after using my super analytical skill, I have deduced that I'm in a box, kinda...
NARRATOR: The fuck, is he really this fucking dumb?
ARCH: Hmmmm... nothing will happen if I'll just lay here. Actually, I don't mind staying here forever.... But (growwl) my stomach is protesting... hayssstt. Here goes nothing .... takes a deep breath.. MIGHT GUY STYLE DYNAMIC ENTRYYYYYY... BooOoOOooOom
NARRATOR: Dynamic Entry: A signature jump kick to an opponent's face, often used as a surprise attack after distracting them with a weapon.
ARCH: Okay... that was cool and refreshing .... (stands up). So where am I ? (scratching his head)....(he looks down and notices the coffin)... Oh wow... how beautiful. So I've been sleeping in this coffin.... From now own, this artifact should not be called coffin. This artifact should be called LITTLE PALACE.....
NARRATOR: Bleehhhhh.. uckk .. what's wrong with this dude.... Skill issue? More like naming issue.
ARCH: (sneeze) Achoo ..... Hmmmm. Who's bad mouthing me now?.... (growwl).. Ugh.. damn this stomach....
(He slowly walks out from the coffin, or from the little palace. -_-)
ARCH: Wait, I feel like I'm missing something crucial..... Come on, concentrate.... WISHES!!!!! Oh... I remember now....
(But something unexpected happened.)
(ARCH POV)
Wishes.... what wishes...? Ahh gut. Ahhh. Haghhh.. Arghhhhhh .. ha... ha. Aahhh. Ghh... Aghhhh gahh.. Argh! It hurts! Ahghhhh .. It hurts! It hurts! ... No! Aghhhghh. Aghhh! Why... ahhghg ghh. Ga. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... What's happening ... my head .... it hurts! It hurts! sobs sobs It hurts! Ahhhhhhhh! Please no more! Please! sobs. Agh.. I can't take it anymore! Ugh. (Slams his head to the floor) bang bang bang Aghhhhh.. haaaaa hhahaa why..... whyyyyyy. whyyyyyyy! bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang BANGgGGgGGG....
(Blood began to flow from his head like an unending stream. The beautiful white hair was no longer present; instead, there was red blood-hair. His pale skin became paler. His white chiton clothes turned red, painted by his own blood. From his head to his toe, blood flowed like water. He's taking a bath with his own blood. He keeps on screaming, wailing, and hoping that this hell will end soon or else he would end this nonsense himself.)
--TO BE CONTINUED--