Rustling noise
ARCH: Ugh.....huh? Wha-what happened? Why am I laying on the floor... ahh, fuck, my head hurts.... What happened? (GrowwwWl).... Oh right, food! I need to find some food... but why the fuck do my clothes feel so sticky?
NARRATOR: [Trauma can cause memory loss by overwhelming the brain's memory centers (like the hippocampus), leading to gaps, fragmentation, or suppression of traumatic events as a defense mechanism, often seen in PTSD and dissociative amnesia. This results in difficulty recalling details (episodic memory), poor concentration, and altered memory processing, where threat-related cues are prioritized over coherent recall, affecting both traumatic and general memories.]
ROB: [Haysst...(shakes his head) a little consequence for your first wish.... "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."... Erasing your existence in your past life is like rewriting the whole world and fabricating time itself--]
DIRECTOR: [Shhhhhhh! Enough, Gramps, you might spoil something... and supposedly this is the part when he remembers his wishes. Right?]
AUTHOR: [Yuppp, but partially, not the entire thing..... so don't worry, Gramps..👍. If ever that PTSD shit takes place again, I'll use my stand ... THE WORLDOooooo or some TIME SKIP NINJUTSU to stop him....]
ROB: [Haysst..]
NARRATOR: [Hey...HEY.. heyy ....enough chit-chats.]
DIRECTOR: [Okay .. back to your positions, we're rolling the cameras ..]
[ 3...2....1...ACTION... 🎬 ]
ARCH: Aachoo....sneezes. There's really someone who's bad-mouthing me?... Anyway, let's check the gifts 🎁 Gramps gave..... (scratches his head). Hmmmm... okayy.... SYSTEM COME OUTTTT... Hmmmm (looks around). What? Where's the system interface? ... Should I also snap my fingers? 👉. snaps snaps snaps snaps snaps.. Ohhhhh boyyyyy, this is hopeless... (he's in deep thought, solving and analyzing.. like it's some kind of calculus equation.... sighhhh, but after 4 seconds he gives up..... Heyyy... where's my system....)
Suddenly creakkkkk, a sound of an old door opening can be heard. Yet there was no door, but a pop-out window appearing right before his eyes!
ARCH: WHAAAAAAATTTTT.. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CREAK? ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE DINGG OR A ROBOTIC OPENING VOICE?
AUTHOR: [Nope, I like that creak sound more... A horror vibe ... and it sounds so fuckinggg unique!?]
DIRECTOR: [An odd taste. I see]
ARCH: For some reasons, I somehow managed to summon my system, and the reasoning behind all of this is to just think about it, then it shows up 🤔, and wait for it to load... yup... because it's fucking loading ..... you see this bar right here.... It says DOWNLOADING RESOURCES! . Yuppp, it's downloading... LIKE WHO THE FUCKKKK KK CAME UP WITH THIS SHITTTTTTTTT.....
AUTHOR: [Not me!]
DIRECTOR: [Wasn't me]
ROB: [No Clue]
(After 5 minutes of ranting)
ARCH: It's still on 3 percent.... hayssstttt... there's no point in cursing this stupid system. I need to hurry up and find some food. (stands up).
ARCH: What kind of setting am I in, anyway? This place is like a dilapidated kominka.
NARRATOR: [Japanese old houses, known as Kominka, are traditional rural homes (often for farmers/merchants) or townhouses (Machiya) built with natural materials, featuring distinct elements like tatami mats, wood structures, paper screens (shoji), and often designed with open spaces, raised floors, and elements for managing humidity.]
ARCH: Okay, let's start the raid....
But when he tried to take a step, he suddenly felt dizzy, his senses became unresponsive, and numbness took all over his body. Then he collapses again, laying on the floor like a dead person! 🙄 ...
AUTHOR: That's what you get for cursing the system!.... Kidding .. it's just the result of excessive blood loss 📉..
DIRECTOR: "Just"? Are you blind? Look at those blood! It can fuckinggg fill up a tub. He should be dead right now!
NARRATOR: Heyyy... settle down, fellas... but now that you said that, how come he is still alive?
ARMOR PLOT: You're welcome 🙏
DIRECTOR: -_-
AUTHOR: -_-
NARRATOR: -_-
ROB: -_-
[ 27 hours 34 minutes and 45 seconds Time skip ]
ARCH: Did I pass away? No.. nope, just passed out.. Man, I gotta keep my shit together.
CREAKKKKK
Arch looks up and notices the loading bar of the system is now full.
ARCH: Now we're talking. What a coincidence, right.... tsk... If I remember correctly, I need to think about certain actions or give commands using my mind to access this system. Does that mean that I have a chip implanted in my brain !?. Hmmmm... Just thinking about it makes me crazy 🤪.... Let's see, cough, cough, cough, ahemm. System, are you there? Hello, system? Are you there?
CREAKKKKK
CHECKING RESOURCES 1%...25%...38%...46%...52%...69%...76%...83%..91%..100%
RESOURCES INSTALLATION...1%...23%...39%....45%...59%...69%...78%..84%...92%...100%
SYSTEM SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED...*CREAKKKKK*
ON BEHALF OF THE SYSTEM INDUSTRY, WE ARE HAPPY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED THE SYSTEM AND BECOME ITS HOST. FOR ANY ISSUES, BUGS, AND REPORTS, PLEASE CONTACT US AND BEWARE OF SCAMMERS.
*CREAKKKKK*
ARCH: What the .... ahmmm.. First question, what's with the voice... Do tell me, why do you fucking sound like PICA...
--- silence-----
ARCH: DAMMMMIT.... Fuck youuuuuuu and your system industry yyyyyy.
[After 20 minutes of calming down]
ARCH: Huuuu, inhale.... exhale.... huuuu. (he's performing taichi btw).... inhale.... exhale.. huuuu.. Good ... good.. Okayyy, now get it together .... Hey, system, give me some food?
AUTHOR: WTF... Did he just ask the system to give him some food?
DIRECTOR: (Slaps his cheeks) I think he did!
NARRATOR: Guys. I think we need to replace this MC. This dude is mentally retarded!
ROB: Not my problem (sips from his coconut juice)
CREAKKKKK
SYSTEM: Do you want to make a purchase?
ARCH: I can purchase food?
SYSTEM: Affirmative.
AUTHOR: AND it actually works..
DIRECTOR: Unbelievable. This is an unprecedented event.
NARRATOR: So no changing of MC.
ARCH: Okay. That's what I'm talking about... show it!
CREAKKKKK
[DAILY LIFE NECESSITIES TAB]
[ search ]
AUTHOR: SO the system looks like this.... hmmm, why not just give him a fucking laptop then....
DIRECTOR: Yeah... who the hell came up with this idea ?..
NARRATOR: Hey.... if I remember correctly, it's you, Dumb Author! It's your fucking idea. You even fucking named it yourself.
AUTHOR: WHAAAAAAATTTTT! I have just given it a proper and convincing name. Don't slander me, you Fucking Narrator.
DIRECTOR: (releases his Conqueror Haki.) Heyyy, settle down ... we're still not finished with this system part...
AUTHOR: What a strong Haki!
NARRATOR: Indeed. An Emperor level of Haki!
ROB: (relaxing on the beach).. Now that hit the spot..
(Back to Arch)
ARCH: A search bar... so all I have to do is to think of things I want and this search bar will do the rest.!. Wow, so convenient. Let me try, hmmmm.... BURGER.. Yeah, I want a spicy burger.
CREAKKKKK
[ DAILY LIFE NECESSITIES TAB ]
[spicy burger]
ARCH: Wow, it really worked. Give it to me.. nowww.
[ DAILY LIFE NECESSITIES TAB ]
[spicy burger]
[ price 1ps]
ARCH: Huhhhhhh..... price ?? What the heck... This system is A fucking Scammmmnm... I'll report You .. I'll definitely report you to PICA... and where am I suppose to get this 1 ps or something..... Hah .. tell me system where in the world-
(He got cut off by the system...)
CREAKKKKK
[ WALLET TAB ]
[ 1 m =1 ps]
Money/m:100
Points p/s:
ARCH: ....oh...haha....haha.. I was just joking earlier, system... I don't even know who that stupid PICA is...(blinks)...
SYSTEM: Whatever!
ARCH: Ok.... ( looks at the panel) so by converting money, I can obtain points. I have 100 money, wait, where did this came from... maybe from Gramps... in any case, I should convert half of it.. you heard that... Aye.... System....
[ WALLET TAB ]
[ 1 m =1 ps]
Money/m:100−50=50
Points p/s:50
ARCH: That's tough, system. 👍.
[ WALLET TAB ]
[ 1 m =1 ps]
Money/m:50
Points p/s:50
ARCH: Sheessh. Now purchase that spicy hamburger. damnnnn (drooling)
CREAKKKKK
[ DAILY LIFE NECESSITIES TAB ]
[spicy burger]
[Processing]
ARCH: SO slowwwwww....
CREAKKKKK
SYSTEM: Purchased successfully. The product has been delivered to the system inventory.
ARCH: System inventory? Hey, wha-
CREAKKKKK
[ INVENTORY]
(∞)
[×1 letter]...[×1 spicy hamburger 🍔]
(Upon opening the system inventory, Arch notices a peculiar object!.)
ARCH: Hmmm, a letter?.
----To be continued-----