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My brother suddenly turned into a little Loli

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A crazy comedy story where the older brother suddenly turns into a cute little girl, the editor turns into a hardworking tentacle monster, and the author keeps shouting that they can still write one hundred thousand words a day. It’s a lighthearted, silly novel full of jokes, chaos, and fun.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Transformation Starting from the Apple Stall

Honestly, Naoya stopped believing in any strange existences ever since kindergarten.

What's more, he had personally witnessed his kindergarten teacher kissing a Santa Claus in a red suit on Christmas.

And that Santa Claus's face was completely unfamiliar.

And when the teacher's husband came over with flowers, he fled in a hurry, not even having pulled up his pants properly.

That honest and kind man still had a smiling expression, making Naoya feel as if he saw a vast green grassland on his head…

He had long discovered that all devils, witches, monsters, gods, and vengeful spirits were all lies.

They were fairy tales woven by adults specifically to coax children.

They were all damn fake, a bunch of liars!

He also occasionally imagined breaking the seal on his body, unleashing terrifying power, and becoming a hero to save the world.

Unfortunately, these were ultimately just fantasies from his chuunibyou phase.

Now, he had already graduated from junior high and entered university.

He believed that he would always remain ordinary.

Graduate, work, marry, have children, and grow old with a certain girl…

Until this evening, Naoya went out to the wet market to buy groceries.

As he walked out after buying things, he stood at the intersection waiting for the traffic light when he suddenly felt his eyes dry and couldn't help but rub them.

"Well, it's true, staying home all day playing games, it would be strange if my eyes weren't sore. It seems my eyesight has gotten worse again and again…"

When he opened his eyes again, his vision suddenly went dark for a moment, then brightened again.

The uncle selling Apple at the nearby stall smiled and asked, "Little girl, do you want to buy some Apple? They're big and sweet. If they're not sweet, you don't pay!"

"Li-little girl… Is there really nothing wrong with my eyes?"

Naoya stared blankly at the other person.

He couldn't understand why he, a big man 176cm tall and weighing 130 catties, was being called that by an uncle.

Inheriting his father's square face, he had nothing to do with the term "little girl."

You, old man, your eyes aren't just bad, you're clearly blind!

Hmm, I feel like there's something behind me—

He reached back and grabbed a bundle of soft, black hair.

Immediately realizing something was wrong, she looked at the road mirror not far away.

A figure was reflected in it, making her eyes widen involuntarily:

"Ha, I actually turned into a loli?!"

Indeed, in the convex mirror, there was clearly an extremely adorable loli.

Her black hair was smoothly draped behind her, reaching down to her waist.

A white butterfly hairpin was clipped to the left side of her head.

Her large, clear black and white eyes appeared so innocent and full of pure flawlessness.

Her skin was also very smooth and delicate, feeling quite excellent to the touch.

A small, delicate nose, paired with pink, tender lips.

Coupled with her equally petite body, it made her appear so cute.

Like a little elf, she was exceptionally eye-catching.

At this moment, she was wearing an off-white dress.

The elastic waist cinched in, perfectly accentuating her tiny, graspable waist.

The hollow, lotus leaf-like spliced skirt hem swayed gently with the wind, appearing very nimble and ethereal.

She was also carrying a small white cat cross-body bag, which looked quite adorable.

Many people around looked over, their faces filled with undisguised admiration and affection.

"So, this is me?"

Naoya was utterly bewildered, still not understanding what exactly had happened.

As a male—

Or rather, having once been a male, she experienced the feeling of wearing a small dress for the first time.

He only felt a chill down below and instinctively tightened his legs slightly.

Naoya reached out and pinched her own small face.

A pang of pain struck, making her realize she wasn't dreaming.

Because she pinched a little too hard, a blush appeared on her face.

The honest and reliable Apple seller uncle asked cautiously:

"Um, little girl, are you alright?"

The wet market charges a stall fee.

To save this money, he specifically drove his small truck and played cat and mouse with the city management.

He would only come over when it got dark every day.

Because there was no need to pay stall fees, his prices were cheaper than those in the market, and his business was quite good.

Those old men and women really liked to take advantage of small things like that.

This little one in front of him, after being asked, suddenly looked strange, which made him feel a little regretful.

Such a lively and beautiful little girl, she couldn't have anything wrong with her, could she?

"I, I'm fine…"

Naoya came back to her senses and replied with an expression that looked like she was about to cry but couldn't.

Under the other party's strange gaze, she moved her short legs and started to rush home.

This is just crazy.

Does she really think this is "Re: Zero"?

I'm not Subaru!

The most important thing is, the Apple stand is there, but I haven't transmigrated.

Why did I rub my eyes and go from a big man to a Legal Loli?

Naoya was still in a daze.

What was even more terrifying was when she opened her shoulder bag.

She could see that it contained a small mirror, a tube of hand cream, tissues, and many other scattered items.

It was clearly a real girl's shoulder bag.

Inside, there was also her ID card, which also had the name Naoya written on it.

Her age was also 18, with a birthday on January 2nd.

Only the gender was changed to female, and the photo was replaced with her current Legal Loli appearance.

Not just the ID card, her student ID was also modified in the same way.

She was still a first-year new student in the Chinese Department of Shangdu University.

A Legal Loli!

"It's truly completely changed, even my identity has changed with it!"

Naoya suddenly felt a little afraid.

The appearance of this ID card seemed to mean that the original Naoya had—

Completely ceased to exist!

As if she had never appeared, no one would remember her at all!

"So, the previous me was just erased?"

What was even more outrageous was that he—

No, it was her now.

She took out her phone and saw that today was still June 14th.

There were no changes in her surroundings either.

In other words, the only thing that changed was herself!

Naoya returned home, looking utterly bewildered.

Upon arriving home, she saw her younger sister sprawled on the living room sofa, hugging a pillow and playing on her phone.

Her hair was dyed light brown, and her model-like figure was curvaceous in all the right places.

Even without makeup, she possessed a striking beauty.

This was her sister, Susie, who had been cooped up at home ever since finishing her college entrance exams.

Despite being a high school senior, she had such a mature and alluring figure.

One could only imagine what a devastatingly beautiful woman she would become in the future.

Such an outstanding appearance naturally attracted a lot of attention.

Even Naoya's best friend, Yuto, had repeatedly tried to pursue her, thinking it best to keep the good fortune within their circle.

Unfortunately, Susie was too lazy to even bother with her own older brother, let alone his friends.

The two maintained a very clear sense of distance, as if they lived in different worlds.

This made Naoya feel helpless about those envious and jealous people.

Reality wasn't the second dimension; a sister like this was truly frustrating...

Her sister seemed to be chatting with a friend; she casually glanced at Naoya before burying her head back in her phone to type.

Naoya put her things down and, feeling lost, walked into her bedroom.

She sat in her computer chair, still in a state of confusion.

"I haven't watched this week's updated Quartet yet; I'll relax a bit first."

KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! was a very unique anime series.

It blended four anime series together, allowing four protagonists, each with their own harem, to live together in a single academy.

Among them was also a protagonist who claimed to cure loli-cons and possessed both an old man's heart and a loli's heart.

Only a pervert would like such a person—

"Hehe, Tanya, my wife, I'm here!"

Naoya couldn't help but grin.

Then, she skillfully opened her browser.

To her bewildered surprise, her usual Sakura Anime website was gone.

"It was bad enough that Bilibili got censored and taken down; now even this is gone?"

Even more astonishingly, when she opened Bilibili, she found that all the familiar anime series had vanished.

They weren't just taken down; they had completely disappeared.

When Naoya opened Baidu to search, she was shocked to discover a fact—

Japan in the East had been nuked!