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With the blade, what can you cut, the Flesh or the Soul? With your eyes, what can you see? With you ears, what can you hear? Doom or Redemption? Can you walk whilst crippled? Can you speak though dumb? What is life? Is it something you can simply understand? It's spiritual essence? Speak not, if you say yes. For it is beyond understanding. For you to win, you must let go and live as if you never existed.

Haru Tadashima was just another teenager in his final year of high school, life was steering him toward a future of bland office jobs, quiet regret, and an inevitable midlife crisis. Until everything changes. His charismatic uncle appears with a single offer: Join The Arknights — an elite organization, tasked by a mysterious group known as The Watchers, with traveling across the Multiverse to defeat threats, uphold justice, and maintain divine order. Only the best of the best are chosen. And somehow… they chose Haru. Now thrust into worlds beyond his imagination, Haru begins his journey to rise through the ranks and become the greatest hero the Multiverse has ever seen. But that dream won't come easy. The challenges are brutal. The enemies are beyond comprehension. And the competition? Way ahead of him. To stand a chance, Haru will need more than just courage or luck. He’s going to need a team! New Chapter Every Tuesday, Friday & Sunday at 1pm UK Time!

After reincarnating into the world of Harry Potter, Tom feels incredibly lucky— He receives his Hogwarts acceptance letter without a hitch and even awakens a powerful magical system. There’s just one tiny problem that’s been bothering him— His full name is Tom Riddle, which happens to be... suspiciously familiar. But that’s fine! Tom considers himself a model student— He just wants to study hard, explore the magical world, and become the greatest wizard in history. Too bad no one else seems to believe him. Dumbledore: “Both Toms left a strong impression on me... but this second one gives me an even bigger headache.” Snape: “The Dark Lord? Please. If you want a real menace, look at this Riddle.” Pure-blood students: “Tom is the future of the wizarding world! He’s the one true sun!” The noseless one: “There can only be one Tom Riddle in this world! …Fine, you win. From now on, I’ll just go by Voldemort. Just… please give me back my Horcruxes?” Years later, when the name Tom Riddle once again becomes taboo, Tom is genuinely confused— All he ever wanted was to study magic peacefully. How did the world end up like this? - - - T/N: I just found out that this novel has already been translated by someone else up to Chapter 64. But I’ve already put a lot of work into this too and have translated 60 chapters so far. What do I do now? I can translate faster and get ahead of the book (till 80th chapter within 48 hours) or just drop this fanfic entirely. What do you guys suggest? Give powerstones to show support. - - - Important Distinction: My version has a richer translation quality, with more natural phrasing and smoother storytelling that stays faithful to canon. And close to None errors!

Ezra’s life ended with a mobster’s bullet, forty grand clutched in his sweaty palms on a gritty Earth dock. But death was just the beginning. His soul transmigrated into a baby boy in a steamy, matriarchal world, he’s now eighteen and navigating a society where voluptuous women wield superhuman powers and men are mere playthings, weakened by radiation and the deadly Fade a condition sparking violent madness. With his sharp wit and rebellious streak, Ezra refuses to be another docile male. —— Author Note: For some, this novel might start slow, but hang in there, it gets good, I promise. Tags: Harem, no NTR

Once, Sargeras Greengrass was a name people only whispered… a genius, feared and admired in equal measure. And now, after all these years, he’s back at Hogwarts. He was born a half-blood into the old Greengrass family, a house steeped in the legacy of Death Eaters. For him, magic didn’t begin with wonder or excitement… it began with pain. A Cruciatus Curse from his own mother. His father? A Death Eater too. His childhood? Let’s just call it survival training. But here’s the thing… Sargeras Greengrass isn’t from this world. He’s a transmigrator, a soul from another life, still carrying old memories. But those memories meant nothing here. All he knew was that a boy named Harry Potter would become someone important… and that Voldemort was the villain of the story. Beyond that, the wizarding world was as strange to him as it was to any outsider. After cutting ties with his family, he entered Hogwarts and devoured every book the castle held. But genius has its price. Expelled in his fifth year, he walked away from school life… and chased magic with even greater hunger. From the forbidden arts of Dark Magic to the War Sorcery of ancient times… even to the long-lost runic spells of the primeval age… he mastered them all with an obsession that bordered on madness. Refining spells. Creating new ones. For Sargeras, magic wasn’t just talent… it was instinct, carved into his very bones. Five years after being cast out, he walked out of Azkaban and through the cold, salty mist of the North Sea, returning to the ancient castle that had once expelled him. But this time, not as a student… as a Professor. They thought Azkaban would break him. Instead, it forged him. Behind that calm voice and composed smile lies a mind sharpened by torment… and a command of magic few even dare to name. The title once whispered in fear has returned to the castle. The Dangerous Genius is back but this time as a Dangerous Professor. ————————————————— This is a Chinese novel translation Support me on Patreon to read 20+ Chapters Ahead https://www.patreon.com/Night_FrOst

Kodi Grey was twelve when he hacked a national bank. His mom took the fall. By seventeen, he’d burned through a trust fund, lost the only people who cared about him, and fell headfirst into the street-level hustle. But Kodi wasn’t just another burnout—he was built different. Gifted. Dangerous. And when rock bottom hit, he turned back to the only thing that ever made him feel powerful: hacking. Carding got him back on his feet. Old connections helped him climb. Then the old kings of the dark web were arrested—and Kodi and his partner NullSyntax took their place. Rich. Respected. Untouchable. But power is a prison in disguise. Now bored with carding and suffocating under his own legend, Kodi sets his sights on something bigger—something that could expose global corruption, or destroy him completely. Because the higher you climb, the harder you fall. And Kodi Grey was never meant to stay on the ground.

"If life screws you over, screw the whole world back." Haru Tsukishiro was a billionaire, a genius game developer. Until he died... and woke up as Leon Valentine, the weakest, most pathetic villain he ever created. Mocked and abused by his own creation, Haru was trapped inside Leon's body. But unlike Leon, Haru knows everything this world has to offer. "This world is my creation.” “This time, I’m rewriting everything to suit my taste.” Unknown to Haru, the very world he created is no longer just a game. Looming with countless threats and hidden mysteries, Leon—aka Haru must now survive the tragic fate he once wrote. — — — — For character arts, join the discord server. [Discord] : yS2dtTmBP5

In a world transformed by the arrival of mana, Earth is no longer the domain of humanity alone. Magical beasts and three powerful humanoid species have claimed vast territories, forcing humanity into fortified cities protected by mana-infused barriers. The hope for survival lies with the awakened: those blessed with magical classes and the ability to wield mana. Victor Revenant, a hilarious and self-deprecating 16-year-old, has spent his life dreaming of joining their ranks. But on the day of his Awakening Test, his dreams are shattered. Like countless others, he fails to awaken, destined to remain ordinary in a world where mediocrity means irrelevance. Just as Victor hits rock bottom, his father gifts him a VRMMORPG game, Ascendant Realms: Cultivation Chronicles, as a consolation prize. The game promises an immersive cultivation experience, complete with mystical techniques, powerful bloodlines, and the journey to ascend to godhood. But when Victor logs in as his in-game persona, Fang Chen, he discovers something incredible: the cultivation techniques he learns in the game begin to manifest in the real world. Armed with the Primordial Chaos Constitution and the legendary Void Emperor Bloodline, Victor embarks on a dual journey—mastering the game’s cultivation system while using his newfound abilities to change his fate in the real world. What begins as an escape from his failures turns into a chance to rewrite his destiny. But Victor quickly learns that his unique ability may make him more than just an anomaly... it may make him a target...

"Holy shit! I've reincarnated like all those damn novels I read in my past life?!! but I'm not some loser or loner! I had a job!". A well known masseuse gets hit by a truck on his way back from work and is reincarnated into another world and he DOES NOT appreciate the gesture by truck-kun....yet, as he encounters physical and menta and heavily emotional struggles, he's forced to look back on his past life and ask himself the important questions....what will he do? change his mind and stay?, go back to earth? or neither???? Find out in my first ever original work, filled with emotional ups and downs, novel references and peak comedy!

Warning: Many, like way many lemons and smuts. C'mon guys, you know it's gonna be a good one there's no need to read the synopsis and everything down here, but for context, you can go on but the potential is the first ten chapters, it won't hurt to give it a go, just try it and then thank me later, oh, I will be the one to thank you I guess. See you on the other side. Let's goooo Infinity Money and Endless Smut, lemons. Only the good goode things... ___ Peter Carter is a 16-year-old orphaned virgin nerd who gets bullied daily at Lincoln High. His escort mother died at birth, he lives with his nurse mom and twin sisters, and his biggest achievement is surviving lunch without getting his ass kicked by quarterback Jack Morrison. ___ Human! That's what I fucking was. Me and Tommy were bottom-tier NPCs in everyone else's highlight reel. All I did was study and jack off to porn, fantasizing about women I'd never touch—Madison Torres, Mrs. Rodriguez, Sofia Delgado. They existed in a universe where I didn't even register as human. But then everything changed. [DING! You have Awakened the Dark Lord Seduction System!] A system born from the sexual frustration of hundreds of thousands if not billions of women worldwide, my mission was clear: liberate sexually neglected wives, daughters, unsatisfied hot students, my gym instructor, CEOs, frustrated teachers, and touch-starved women while earning System Points that convert to real money (1 SP = $100). [DING! Abilities gained: Magical Fingers, enhanced stats, master-level skills... ... Advanced Knowledge downloaded: Master Driving, Massage God, Advanced IT...] The system transformed me from school punching bag to irresistible seductive Dark Lord. Every intimate milestone earns SP—from first kisses to full encounters, cucking husbands saving their neglected wives, widows, wives and mistresses of billionaires while walking on the tight edge of seduction and eventual death if I got discovered by these rich guys I was helping satisfy the wives they'd neglected. Now I'm living a double life: shy nerd by day, dominant seducer by night, making bank while giving desperate women what they've been missing. From bottom-tier loser to supernatural playboy. I turn these neglected women into my women, mine alone as we unleash our hidden desires and forbidden intimacies. — Discord server: https://discord.gg/uBTVvrkx

All she wanted was to convince Qin Zhan, a well-known patisserie, to join her in her new restaurant. But, everyone who she had sent returned with bad news: Rejected! Rumor has it that Qin Zhan quit life as a reputable chef to stay in the small town and run a small noodle stand. No matter how much anyone offered to hire him, Qin Zhan had rejected every one. No! That man would not even hear a word before he showed everyone to the door. Since everyone she sent returned with no good result, Gu Xin Ye had no other choice but to do everything herself! Just as Gu Xin Ye thought that she will be able to convince Qin Zhan with her persuasion skill and charm, a misunderstanding led her to work for Qin Zhan instead, as his helper! ----- Illustration: kirinlukis ----- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. A Lifetime with You 3. You're My Only Star 4. The Dragon Beside Me 5. Love So Sweet 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance

Body-swapped with your crush? Check. Confessing to yourself? Awkward, but check. Helping your crush get with someone else? Ouch, but okay. Fei's high school trip just turned into an emotional rollercoaster with surprise twists, tear-filled swings, and mysterious boys named Ian who show up with handkerchiefs at just the right time. This Too is a bittersweet and slightly magical story about love, growing up, and maybe — just maybe — fate having a backup plan.

Transmigrating into a cultivation novel as the cannon fodder villain is a death sentence. My plan was simple: keep my head down, act humble, and stay out of the protagonist's way. The problem? The plan isn't working. In fact, it's backfiring spectacularly.

Zhao Tian was just another unlucky guy on Earth—jobless, broke, and crushed by rejection. Then a truck said hello, and boom… reincarnation! Now in a world of cultivation, where strength rules all, Zhao Tian awakens the mysterious Boundless Ascension System—a cheat so broken, it levels him up every time he's attacked... by making him stronger than his attacker. Got smacked by a Core Formation expert? Congrats, you're now Mid Core Formation—and here’s a divine sword, a dragon, and a heavenly technique to go with it. From slapping arrogant young masters to accidentally taming ancient beasts, Zhao Tian’s journey is filled with absurd power-ups, chaotic encounters, and the constant struggle of keeping a straight face while being utterly overpowered. He didn’t ask to be a hero. He just wanted a job and a normal life. But fate had other plans… and so did the system.

CANNIBALISM! In his past life, he lived for battle and fell in combat, but his story did not end there. Fate granted him a second chance—a rebirth in a new world. However, this world was far more ruthless and dangerous, and the body he now inhabited was weak and helpless. Worse still, he was trapped in a psychiatric hospital with no means of escape. Yet, just when all hope seemed lost, something happened that could change everything—a mysterious explosion that reshaped not only his destiny but the entire world. patreon.com/FanFictionPremium or patreon.com/posts/126947906

After three weeks of recuperation in the hospital due to a car accident, Hachiman Hikigaya thought he had missed the opportunity to integrate into the class. However, the principal sent him a special letter of recommendation. He suggested that he go to Advanced Nurturing High School, which will not open until mid April. With the goal of not being isolated and being asked by his sister to find friends, Hachiman did not look back. So he finally made friends. Karuizawa Kei: Then, you became my host. So it is normal to have more contact. Sakayanagi Arisu: You seem to be troubled by being an ordinary person. I have a reliable plan for the next generation that is definitely a genius. Horikita Suzune: I tried to make a bento yesterday, if you don’t mind. Kushida Kikyo (black): I know so many of your secrets, and you have also caught my secrets. It seems that we have to be tied together. Hachiman: (╥﹏╥) =========== DM me for pic removal. Note: This is a translation. Original link: (Check discord of NBA miracle) https://discord.gg/mjcCSyu7Yr

ethereal flux, a rare disses or maybe common nowadays makes you see things. or even hear unknown voices which others can not. it's like you start to see the other world. the things which happens while you experience ethereal flux is sometimes sad and other times joyful. shyam too is a victim of the same disses. though, because of it. most of his friends and even close once left him. his mom had died and now he lives with only his dad; arav, and litile sister: ayani. with his only two friends he had learnt to live yet again in a world which only he lives in. or so he thought he does but later he comes across many others who are either enjoying or suffering from the same disses called the ethereal flux. -------- writer [ noobsuper2648 ] authors note - my english, though has greatly improved from my any other previously made novels. I still am way behind others so you may see many countless spelling mistakes as well as awkward moments i am truly sorry for that. but despite my bad english I hope you enjoy reading this book ! thank you.

It's an idiot's dream come true, I'm Spider-Man. So if life is a game, play it beautifully. Spider-Man (1994), Marvel Comics, The Amazing Spider-Man / The New Adventures of Spider-Man, The New Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man (crossover) Love Interest: Peter Benjamin Parker (Spider-Man)/Mary-Jane Watson (MJ)/Felicia Sarah Hardy (Black Cat) patreon.com/posts/spider-man-new-109677151

The Waterblade Extra Aiden was just enjoying life—quiet days, simple dreams, and a future that felt his own. But all that shattered when the First Trumpet echoed across the sky. Thrown into a medieval world of kingdoms, ancient magic, powerful races, swords, monsters, and demons, Aiden finds himself not as a hero, not a chosen one, nor a noble heir— But an extra. A background character. I'm looking for an artist msg me: hustlemrpaano@gmail.com

Takashi Mitarai, who thinks of himself as a mob, both internally and externally. In the school he attends, there are multiple students who have idol-like popularity. Although they are fellow students, he thought that it had nothing to do with himself, who was just a mob. However, there is one rumor about him, and his life changes completely when one of Kuoh’s two big sisters comes seeking that rumor. Follow Mitarai’s tale as he faces dangers, madness, monsters, world-ending threats, and women, and lots of women, as this generation's Red Dragon Emperor. [NTR’ing Issei Hyoudou, If you don’t like it don’t read it] [NTR’ing Zeoticus Gremory. The MILF Venelana Gremory] Read Early at: patreon.com/Cid_Kun