comedy

Wu Jig won the largest lottery in Chinese lottery history and became a millionaire at the age of twenty three. Soon after he won the prize, an incident made him blind. When he started seeing strangers everywhere, his psychiatrist told him to raise a service dog to help his loneliness. In anger, he rushed out of the clinic and met a blue wolf on the street. He was surprised when he could see the wolf clearly. He decided to take the blue wolf home to be his service dog.

After being reincarnated, I never expected to become Marie, my wife from Pokémon Sword and Shield. But hey, it’s not so bad especially since I gained a rare and powerful ability along with it. Now that I’ve arrived in the world of Pokémon, it would be a waste not to give it my all. So, with my bag on my back, I set out from the Galar region, ready to travel, battle, and explore. Along the way, I meet all kinds of unique and charming girls. In this beautiful world full of wonder and possibilities, I begin my journey toward the life I’ve always dreamed of.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

[Host: Female] [Daily Sign-In System: Rewards Guaranteed!] [Miss a day? No problem—your monthly bonus will be even bigger!] In the mysterious world of Elarion, danger hides behind beauty, and its origins are shrouded in myth. Some say the gods created it in harmony. Others claim it was born from divine war. But one truth remains: no one knows how this world came to be. Elarion is divided into five great continents, each filled with powerful empires, rival kingdoms, and countless noble houses. Among them is Zara, the daughter of a marquis from the continent of Elunor. Now of age, Zara is set to begin her studies at the prestigious Royal Academy of Magic—located on Gorvanna, a mysterious continent not counted among the five. Gorvanna is home to the world's most elite academy, where noble heirs from every corner of the world gather to compete, grow, and form powerful alliances. But there's one problem: Zara has the lowest magical talent of all. Armed only with her wits, determination, and a mysterious Sign-In System that grants her daily rewards, can Zara defy fate, rise through the ranks, and uncover the secrets buried deep within Gorvanna? but there is a twist, now she had yandere Vampire womans who are obsessed with her, Warning (her first love will appear after chap 35+)

What if survival meant stepping into your favorite anime and making a choice that could kill you? At age eighteen, everyone must enter a mysterious Forbidden Zone, each one a gateway to a deadly challenge. Choose the right ability, and you become a god among mortals. Choose wrong, and it’s game over. When Vincent Fox finds himself reborn in this world, he’s stunned: these Forbidden Zones aren’t random. They’re twisted, high-stakes versions of the anime worlds he knows by heart One Punch Man, Dragon Ball, One Piece, and more. Armed with plot knowledge and fearless creativity, Vincent Fox makes the unthinkable choices. While others play it safe, he picks the path no one dares and rewrites the rules of power. In a world where one wrong choice means death, he chooses to bet everything... and walks the path of absolute domination. If you knew the plot, would you still play it safe or would you break the game? NOTE: This fanfiction was originally crafted in Chinese by its rightful creator. My role here is solely as a translator, aiming to share this story with English-speaking readers while preserving its original spirit and tone. The cover image was sourced online and is used for illustrative purposes only. Full credit and respect go to the original author and the image's rightful owner. Arrigato gozaimasu! Author: 绿豆园子 Raw Title: 次元神选：只有我知道埼玉最强

She gave up her wealth and power to save her husband and his company when they were on the brink of extinction. However he repaid her by bringing home his childhood sweetheart and divorcing her! He insulted her, called her names, a cheap lowly bitch and a gold-digger. Her sister in law treated her like trash, her mother in law called her a scheming fox who wanted to climb the social ladder. Fine! Divorce so it is then! Left without a single penny, she applied for a job and became a waitress. Who would know she bumped into her ex husband and his new fiancée there?! But there was another man whose business contract she accidentally discarded. That mysterious man came to her with a condition. "You made me lost a very important business contract, now you must pay," "How much? I don't have money. I'm not for sale either," the girl raised her chin arrogantly. "Become my fake girlfriend. I need a woman to please my grandfather," Shentu Jing said. His charming dark eyes seemed to be tempting her, luring her into an abyss. But when she arrived in front of his grandfather, he announced her as his fiancée! "I thought you said I was your girlfriend!" Qin Zhuzhu glared daggers at him. "Sorry, now you are my wife," the man's peach blossom eyes gazed at her lovingly. Who is this mysterious husband of hers? One day her phone rang with a notification of the latest financial news. There, she saw a man similar to her husband. Her husband is the richest Tycoon in the capital???!!!

[WSA 2025 ENTRY] - This Novel is participating in the 2025 WebNovel Spirity Awards ^^ Due to unfortunate circumstances, "Ari" Ariel Matisse lived in the slums of Los Angeles, also known as Skid Row. One night, on his way home, he was killed while witnessing an old man getting beaten. When he woke up, he had been thrown into a dumpster, and a strange screen flashed across his eyes, and no matter how he looked at it, it reminded him of a status window in a game. [System Integration Complete!] [Become a Global Music Superstar!] For some reason, he gained a system that wanted him to join a survival show and become a globally famous idol. If he refused to complete his given tasks, he would die. But if he succeeded, he would have the money and power to change his life as well as get revenge against the person who killed him. P.s. this story is kind of a love letter to LA and the amazing blend of cultures (American, Asian, Hispanic, African, etc) that can be found there. I hope you all fall in love with the area as much as I love it.

Benjamin 'Benji' Parker finds that life in New York isn't as simple as he once thought. In the advent of his Uncle's death, how will him and his twin brother find their place in the world?

[ORIGINAL] Story by: Saromaru Art by: Hero Attention to all readers, there are maybe lots of grammar mistakes when you read. I promise I'll adjust it and will improve the story mistakes. Pardon me, If I published very long, but it usually takes me 1-3 days not to publish. So, not to worry. The reason why I published late: is because I was fixing the grammar and the story, I could be sick, and probably I was busy doing school stuff, you know that's a pain in the a$$. That's all my message, for those who read this have a good day and god bless you all! :D Reminder: stay healthy cause its corona. . . . ______________________________ [CONGRATULATIONS!!] You have unlocked your main ability. Main ability: [IMMORTALITY] ------------------------------------- Skills: None. Passive skills: Infinite regeneration. ------------------------------------- Stats: Strength: 100. Mana: 1000/1000. Speed: 100. HP: ∞ Durability: 100. Bonus stats : None. ______________________________ "Wait what? Immortality??!" The boy was confused because he wasn't expecting how things turned out. In a world where magical powers and monsters exist in this world. 72% of people have this kind of power and they can see a system in front of them or they don't even have any. Systems are where they can see their data powers and ability chains, and where they have to level up until they reach their full potential by training. Many monsters have also inhabited this world, and their powers are shown by ranks. Magical powers can come from lineages or shrines if they are lucky enough to be chosen. Magical powers that come from lineages can not provide a system board. These magical powers are available when the person reached the age of 10, and they will unlock an ability called "Main Ability." These main abilities are shown to have different types, such as; physical, mage, support, and other types. Akira Keita, a warrior from a distant land, travels to the central city of Celesta. A city where warriors, soldiers, and knights fought for the city's sake and a safer place to live. Akira achieves his main ability, called "immortality," And he can't die from anything, literally. Even though he died many times, he still managed to live without harm. He is one of the warriors whose healing rate is the highest amongst the warriors from Celesta. But as he grows and trains, he gets stronger and stronger until he finally reaches his goal of becoming the strongest warrior in all corners of the world.

"We want you. We will protect you. We'll worship the very ground you walk on. Please give us a chance," the triplet Alphas begged me. As I gazed into their eyes, I could see the truth in them. They want me now. They need me now, but a few days back, they barely even gazed at me. **** Because of her ugliness, nobody wanted to associate themselves with her; her skin was all wrinkled and dried up; she looked like a 90-year-old dying grandmother, but was she really ugly? From the early age of seven, Linnea took an elixir meant to keep her from aging quickly, but instead, the elixir did the direct opposite of what it was meant for. It dried her up and made her pretty ugly. When Linnea discovered the real truth behind the elixir, she confronted her mother, who offered her the elixir. Her mother cried and asked her to continue taking the elixir. Her mother claimed, "That is the only way I can remain married to Beta Benjamin; you must not outshine his daughter. He'll kick us out if you anger his daughter." After learning the truth, Linnea became bitter, and her hatred for Beta Benjamin's daughter (Madison) grew. Linnea swallowed her anger and vowed to leave her mother once she turned 18. Her 18th birthday came, and Linnea prepared herself to leave the pack, but on her way out, she discovered the biggest shock of her life. Her fated mate was actually Madison's lover (one of the triplet Alphas). Madison thought that it could end there, but she experienced an even greater shock when she realized that the remaining set of triplets was also her mate. How come? How did she end up with three mates? What the fuck happened?!

In a twist of fate, a young boy's life was tragically cut short, only to be reborn in the vibrant and unpredictable world of Adventure Time. Reincarnated as Finn the Human's brother, he was granted a new existence filled with both wonder and peril. This newfound life came with extraordinary gifts: an unparalleled ability to learn at an accelerated rate, a natural resistance to the elements, and the potential to wield powerful magic. As the newest member of Finn's family, he quickly integrated into the adventurous lifestyle of the Land of Ooo. With Finn as his guide, he navigated the bizarre landscapes, encountered strange creatures, and battled formidable foes. Their brotherly bond deepened with each passing escapade, solidifying a partnership built on trust, loyalty, and a shared thirst for excitement. However, life in Ooo was not without its challenges. From battling Ice King's frosty schemes to unraveling the mysteries of the Enchiridion, the brothers faced constant threats to their safety and the well-being of Ooo. Yet, with their combined strength, courage, and unique abilities, they stood ready to protect their home and carve their names into the annals of Adventure Time history. I am a beginner writer so please bear with me and I don't own any characters or cartoons that may come in the story ---------------------------------------------------------- only update, when I have nothing to do ---------------------------------------------------------- the cover is not mine

A boy born in a white room with a fight under the rules of a game that must be competed against. A journey to avenge a person and a story of a fight between genius and genius.

Metadyn Chronicles: Fractured Pulse When the pulse of the world fractures, only the strongest can rewrite fate. On the turbulent planet of Nox Altair, where an energy called Mp fuels extraordinary powers, warriors battle for survival, dominance, and secrets buried in shadows. Veyrith Alzair, cold and ruthless, wields city-shattering strength with ease - yet beneath his apathetic exterior lies a restless void. Caught amidst ancient curses, godlike challengers, and fractured alliances, Vey faces a world where trust is rare and power means everything. As the pulse of destiny cracks, Vey must decide: will he become the world's savior or its destroyer? Step into a brutal saga of combat, loyalty, and a shattered reality. New Episodes Sunday to Friday

That afternoon, Roland received the most absurd gift imaginable—his mom handed him a literal System. That’s right. Not a game console. Not money. A real, cheat-like System... the kind usually reserved for transmigrators and chosen ones. Except Roland had been transmigrated eighteen years ago, and nothing remotely “chosen” had ever happened since—until now. The catch? It wasn’t just any System. It was the "Mother's Little Tasks" System, formerly owned by his doting (and dangerously proactive) mother. And its first mission? [Mission: Go on a blind date.] [Target Options: Yukino Yukio (Mom), Yukino Haruno (Elder Sister), Yukino Yuki (Younger Sister).] [Warning: Once locked, your chosen girl can never marry anyone else.] Mission Rewards: 1000 Points, one self-selected supernatural ability from Mall] Roland: "……What kind of twisted matchmaking app did I just inherit?". After reading the System's mission description, Roland's mind was filled with question marks. Forcing him into an arranged marriage at 18 was bad enough, but why would the target he chose be unable to marry anyone else? What if he bonded with someone but failed to complete the mission? Would that condemn them to a lifetime of solitude? And you still call this a System? "Mom! What's this System mission all about?" Roland demanded, his face darkening as he confronted his mother. "It seems the mission has been triggered. All those Points I spent transferring the System to you weren't wasted," his mother said, completely ignoring his displeasure and nodding with satisfaction. "So you were behind this mission! Why would you set up something like this?" Roland demanded angrily. "What do you think? You're practically an adult and you've never even been in a relationship. Your mother is worried about you," she said, shaking her head in disappointment. "I'm only eighteen! I have college entrance exams next year. Do you think now is the time for romance?" "Exams don't matter at all. But is youth without love even youth at all?" "Listen to yourself! Is that something a mother should say?" Roland's lips twitched involuntarily. Other mothers would kill for their children to focus on studying. Why was his mother acting like academics were irrelevant? "What kind of mother sets her own son up like this? And why is Aunt Yukio even on the target list? Don't you think that's completely absurd?" "Well~, I don't know exactly what type of woman you like. The Yukino Family has all three types—mother, elder sister, and younger sister—so I thought I'd give you more options." ______ The novel will be slow at start. No pokemon catching. MILF supremacy, with milf real spoiling MC. Lots of SLICE OF LIFE & real jealousy and other things in progress way. No Incêst, No Yuri, No NTR, No r*pe. No weird dark tags. Just one unlucky MC and a whole lot of missions that weren’t in the original life plan. And one very overpowered mom who thinks her son needs love more than grades—and a System that agrees. Also except our dear Yukino Yukio who spoils him maybe more than his mother, MC will really need to them over other girls. (Not like MC will be able to sleep with Yukio without any hesitation or progressions) Love between chracters will bloom throughout their actions not through few words from author or system magic. Finally a very competent MC. R18 will be marked as R18.

After his actions inadvertently lead to the death of the world's greatest hero, Arthur is branded a villain and condemned to a life in prison. But when an unexpected hero sees past the accusations, recognizing the misunderstanding behind Arthur's actions, he's offered a pivotal second chance at redemption.

Born a princess. Raised a shadow. Seraphina has spent her whole life in the background, living under the golden light of her younger sister, Isolde—the beloved jewel of the kingdom. Beautiful, kind, perfect. Everyone loves Isolde. Everyone… except Seraphina. Until one night, under the light of a rare Pink Moon, Seraphina makes a wish in anger: "I want to live her life. Just once. I want to be her." When she wakes up… her wish has come true. Now trapped in the perfect life of the sister she’s always hated, Seraphina must navigate royal expectations, a kingdom that adores her new face, and three dangerously handsome princes watching her every move.

Aaron Ambrose, the mighty king of Heavengate kingdom is destined to die. He, however, can change his fate by sacrificing the one thing he thinks he doesn't possess. His heart. He does not believe that death could course through him. But, the prophecy is set. Death is on it's way and the person to buy his sacrifice is unknown. On the other side of the kingdom lives Mariana Clifton. A beautiful, innocent and hardworking seamstress who weaves a beautiful dream of living in a small house with a loving husband and have lots of children. But once she makes clothes for the wicked king, her destiny is irrevocably sewed with his. Aaron finds Mariana pretty interesting. Mariana tries to stay away from the insufferable king but he has made his home in her mind. They both does not know what life holds ahead. In between their teasing and trying to bear each other, will they bare their hearts to each other? Are they even meant to? If yes, will they be able to overcome the barriers of their fate? Can they both together make death move back?

21-year-old Nick Woods was isekaid into a world where women rule the grid, and everything else. Dragged through a childhood of race paddocks and press rooms as his sister chased F1 glory, Nick found his own escape in streaming iRacing, blissfully average and mostly ignored. Now dating Blair West, his childhood friend turned rising F1 star, Nick watches from the sidelines as fame begins to change her, and their relationship. But when Ivy Hunt, a three-time world champion with violet eyes and an obsession with winning, sets her sights on him, everything shifts. To her, Nick is more than just a distraction, he’s a strange new source of luck. And as her victories start stacking up, so do her reasons for keeping him close. Closer than anyone ever has. Gender role reverse world. 1:1 https://discord.gg/bQ4GzeBXV8 Yandere

In a world where adventurers are ranked from F to SSS, the legendary fourth find themselves led by an enigmatic F-Rank nobody: Myrul. With no records, no reputation, and a laziness that defies his role, Myrul’s leadership baffles the kingdom. Yet beneath his careless demeanor lies a mind sharp enough to manipulate battlefields, humiliate demons, and terrify even the Demon King—all without lifting a sword. The Guild Master, Fiora (SSS+), forcibly binds him to the team, hinting at a dark past where Myrul’s strategies once crippled the Demon King himself. Now, as whispers of war return, Myrul must endure his greatest trial yet: babysitting fourth overpowered idiots while outsmarting an enemy who knows his name.

In the bustling city of New York, Peter Parker, a brilliant but struggling student, grapples with the challenges of balancing his dual life as the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man and a dedicated student. He strives to maintain normalcy as new threats emerge from the shadows, threatening to plunge the city into chaos. Will he also stand tall with Earth's greatest heroes the Avengers, as his planet continues to become under threat to alien invasions and villains planning to rule the world? Can Peter protect his loved ones? Can he maintain his relationships with friends, family and maintain a love life? Can he beat the villains that threaten him and the city? Or will he crumble and die trying? *Hello everyone the Author here. This is my first attempt at writing a novel so if its a bit stinky please understand and type your critiques in the comments so I can improve. There will probably be some breaks every now and then due to exams and planning out the future story/chapters. If I plan on stopping this series I will announce it, so unless I do that it just means something is currently going on. Thank you for listening to my rambling, I'll try my best to write a story you all enjoy and I wish you all an amazing day. Peace!* *The Update plan is for 4 chapters per week and with a little bribery (Power Stones) there will be bonus chapters* Bonus Chapters at: 10 Power Stones 30 Power Stones 60 Power Stones 100 Power Stones