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My Saintess Body Won’t Stop Selling Citrus

Cio transmigrated into a Western fantasy novel and woke up inside the body of the kingdom’s most sacred figure: the Saintess. In the original story, the Saintess was supposed to be pure, graceful, and untouchable… a living symbol of faith. Too bad the soul inside her is none of those things. Cio has only one dream: lie low, act holy, and get rich by selling citrus juice. But the Church is watching. The nobles are suspicious. And the coldest man in the empire Grand Duke Charmant is assigned to investigate her. At first, Charmant believes the Saintess has been replaced by a fraud. Because no real Saintess would whisper modern curses under her breath, hide oranges in her sleeves, and build a secret citrus business behind the cathedral. Yet the more he watches her… the more dangerous it becomes to expose her. Because Cio’s “fake miracles” start changing the kingdom for real. Her citrus drink turns into a revolution. The people adore her. The economy shifts. And the Church begins preparing a trial that only ends in one thing: execution. Now Charmant must choose. Turn her in and save the empire’s faith… or protect the most suspicious Saintess he has ever met and risk becoming her greatest heresy. Because the moment Cio smiles and says, “Relax, Your Grace. I’m just selling citrus…” Charmant realizes one terrifying truth: this Saintess body won’t stop selling citrus and neither will his heart.
caciacupi · 1.6k Views

Genshin Impact: After Becoming the Pyro Archon Does the System Arrive

Rios transmigrated to the world of Genshin Impact, becoming an orphan of Natlan. With his outstanding talent, he obtained a Vision at an early age and even elbowed his way to victory over Mavuika in the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, becoming Natlan's new generation Pyro Archon. And yet, on the eve before he was about to become the Pyro Archon, he awakened the Popularity Character System, which allowed him to purchase useful items from the mall as long as he gained the players' affection. Thus, he utilized the authority of the Pyro Archon and the functions of the system to suspend the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night, and even imitated the Pyro Vision to stuff a bunch of Natlan people into the gacha pool. "Is Kachina's Vision one that the Pyro Archon personally crafted?" "What do you mean Kinich was originally a Dendro element character, but because the Pyro Archon gave him a Vision first, Kinich became a Pyro element character?" "Mavuika: Rios, you'll regret this! Rios: Mavuika, I am the Pyro Archon!" "Why are there even villagers here too!" And when the players finished the main storyline and learned the full story of what happened. "So Rios suspending the Pilgrimage of the Returning Flame's Holy Night was because he didn't want there to be any more sacrifices in Natlan." "He would rather bear the infamy himself and fight the Abyss alone, all so that Natlan's companions wouldn't face any danger." "Rios, this man... I must pull for this character!" After the players pulled Rios from the gacha pool, they were shocked to discover. "Oh my god, Rios is way too strong!" "The six-star Pyro Archon Bennett was just a joke—Rios is the one who's truly worthy of the name!"
Reruo · 219.5k Views