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Jacob Hemlock is a troubled man who has discovered his society is absurdly powerful. He is probably immortal due to how bullshit and anime life can be. To the point he is unsure of even achieving his new ultimate dream. But he still vibes with life too hard. The First Volume of this Book is Completed. The Second Volume is on break for now because the Author wants to go to another book where there's wizards, katanas, and blackjack.

In the floating slums of Makoko, Lagos, a boy with a strange serpent-shaped birthmark discovers he is part of a forgotten prophecy—one that could save the nation… or destroy it. Kafé always felt different, but when a mysterious blackout strikes Lagos, visions awaken inside him and the spirits of the lagoon begin to call his name. Soon he learns the truth: he was born a twin. One marked by destiny. One claimed by darkness. And the brother he never knew is coming for him. Now hunted by secret societies, ancient watchers, and powerful enemies hidden within the city, Kafé must uncover the truth of his bloodline before Lagos erupts into chaos. But in a world where politics, spirits, and human ambition collide… not even family can be trusted. Ghetto Order is an Afro-Noir fantasy filled with prophecy, rising power, betrayal, and the fight for a broken city’s soul.

This is a story about Arjun Jadhav, a broke engineering student who rides his father’s fading red Splendor with one thought only: earn enough to keep his dad breathing. A lonely summer job guarding a forgotten godown seems like the answer, until he breaks open Shutter 81 and falls two floors into a vault sealed since the old India still bled from Partition. Inside waits a forbidden armoury: thousands of glass prisons holding curses that whisper and claw, walls covered with photographs of impossible kills, and the diaries of Vikramaditya Shinde, a hunter of the old blood, one of the last men who walked the night with silver and fire to keep the country’s darkest hungers asleep. Arjun thinks he can lock the door and forget. He can’t. The instant he flees, the vault roars awake. Lights flare after half a century. Dust howls into hidden vents. And in the centre rises the spirit of the old hunter himself, tall, scarred, eyes like burning ghee, staring straight at the boy who just inherited a war older than the tricolour. From a village kid who measured life in dialysis bills, Arjun is about to be forged into the deadliest thing the night has ever feared: the new bearer of a legacy that never truly died. A creaking Splendor, a kirpan that chooses its master, and a country that still needs monsters killed in the dark; this is the rise of the hunter the old blood has been waiting for. Some doors don’t open for you. They open the future. Step through… if you’re ready to watch a desperate boy become the greatest shadow India never knew it had.

Arjun Sharma, a middle-aged man in Mumbai, hit rock bottom: layoffs, failed job searches, and no income. His daughter Priya, now 20 and just entering college, had recently finished high school. Arjun finalized his divorce from Meera, his ex-wife, whose wild tantrums—screaming over a late vada pav or a wrinkled sari—made her “psycho” in his eyes. He gave Meera the family savings, keeping only a rundown Andheri flat and an old Maruti 800. With just a few thousands in his pocket, the future looked grim. Then, his phone flashed a strange message: “Midlife Mastery System activated. If you want to turn your life around, use me. Be your own boss. No job will exploit you.” Free from Meera’s chaos, Arjun’s life took a turn for the better. What else is there to come? Authors Notes- Hey readers, Finally Divorced That Psycho Ex-Wife, is set in vibrant India, woven with its raw, Real feel. If some words feel unfamiliar, don’t fret—they’re quite common here and just a quick Google away. I’ve poured my heart into crafting a world true to India’s spirit, from its chaotic streets to its soulful depths, to bring you a story that feels real. Dive in and embrace the journey! — Nikhil T

During the Chunin Exams, a mysterious live stream hijacks all screens, revealing two impossible lives of Naruto Uzumaki. In one world, the despised Jinchuriki rose to become Hokage through unshakable will and talk-no-jutsu. In another, a calculating Naruto, aware of his origins from the start, single-handedly revived the Uzumaki clan—not for Konoha's sake, but for its eventual reckoning. The revelations send shockwaves through the afterlife and the living: Tobirama: "This boy was born evil! And he dares to court Tsunade?!" Hashirama: "Tobirama... we're dead. And I'm more concerned about the 'reckoning'." Madara: "Black Zetsu, explain. Now. Or disintegrate." Kushina: "That's my boy! The Uzumaki will rise again!" Minato: "So... my son is leading a clan revival. Am I a Senju now?" Kaguya: "The logic of this mortal's ambition... I comprehend. But why am I involved?" ……. The journey continues right now for our Jade Dragons! For just $6/month, you can step into the advanced chapters and never face a cliffhanger again. Gain instant access to 50+ chapters immediately, support the story you love, and help decide its course. Become a Jade Dragon: patreon.com/J_Dragon

One quiet morning, Kai received an unexpected package. Inside was a mysterious game titled Reaching the Moon: Farming Season—a seemingly ordinary farming simulation. Puzzled, Kai couldn’t recall ever ordering it. Yet curiosity soon outweighed suspicion, and he decided to give it a try. The moment he launched the game, reality shattered. A blinding light engulfed him, and before he knew it, Kai was no longer in his room—he was inside the game itself. There, he met a radiant being who introduced herself as the Fairy Goddess. She pleaded for his help: the once-prosperous Alam Village was on the brink of ruin, and only by reviving its farmlands could it be saved. Though doubtful at first, Kai couldn’t ignore her sincerity. Moved by her words, he agreed to take on the role of a farmer in this strange new world. As seasons pass and friendships bloom, Kai’s simple mission unfolds into something far greater. With every seed he plants and every bond he nurtures, he draws closer to uncovering the truth behind this world—and the reason he was brought here. Will Kai’s efforts be enough to restore Alam Village, or will the secrets of Reaching the Moon lead him to a destiny far beyond the fields he tends?

Mo Fan is gone and never was. A volatile world without a protagonist certainly doesn't hold any promise—but Shu Bao is optimistic about the future. Talent? That can be replaced with money. Luck? That can be replaced with money. Connections? That can be replaced with money. As for money, you'll have to earn it first. The main thing is not to die in the process and, if possible, avoid associating with heretics.

Existence is not as sturdy as it seems. Alexander Ackrom lives within the bottom rung of society, yet he learns this first hand when a dishelved man in a suit tears the fabric of reality apart like paper. In the same city, Simon Setal accepts a new job. He doesn't know what it is or what he'll do. Nevertheless, he's lured to it by the promise of gaining the power to help his fellow man.

[HP Fanfiction | Single Female Lead: Luna | Slow Burn | Growth Journey | Hogwarts Legacy Elements] When Wizzet crosses into the wizarding world of Harry Potter, he awakens with a dangerous gift—the power of an Obscurus. Unlike others who are consumed by this dark force, Wizzet successfully tames it with the help of ancient magic, earning him a personal invitation to Hogwarts from Dumbledore himself. But first, he needs a place to stay. The Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore arrange for him to live with Luna Lovegood's family, setting the stage for an extraordinary magical journey. What to Expect: Master ancient magic beyond the original series Academic excellence in Ravenclaw House (prepare for some serious studying!) Interactions with iconic characters who notice his exceptional talents Quirrell (possessed by Voldemort): "Interested in curses? Come see me Saturday afternoon!" Snape: "You have a gift for potions. Sunday afternoon—I'll show you true magical artistry!" Dumbledore: "This research belongs to Grindelwald and me. Use it wisely!" Voldemort: "Your talent intrigues me. Leave Hogwarts and join me!" Armed with "The Wizard's Combat Manual," Wizzet delves deep into magical knowledge, uncovers ancient secrets, and grows stronger with each challenge. When the final battle arrives and Voldemort finds him quietly reading in the library, Wizzet calmly draws his wand—and lightning illuminates the darkness. A fresh take on the beloved wizarding world with original magic systems, character development, and epic confrontations.

Main Synopsis: Legend speaks of a mysterious shop hidden in the shadows of New York City—a place that appears only to those with nowhere left to turn. When desperation knocks, the Arcane Solutions shop materializes before you. Step inside, and you'll find ancient parchment waiting on a weathered desk. Write down your request, name your price, and leave your contact information. If the enigmatic wizard shopkeeper accepts your contract... your problems become his specialty. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: Write your request clearly State your payment (USD or gold only) Provide your name and address Cooperate unconditionally with staff Payment refusal has... consequences Don't believe? Don't enter. From supernatural mysteries to interdimensional crises, no job is too strange for a wizard who's mastered magic across multiple universes. But in a city full of heroes, villains, and cosmic threats, even the most powerful contractor might find his greatest challenge isn't the job—it's the client. Primary Tags: Wizard, Harry Potter, Multiverse, Urban Fantasy, System, Contract, New York, Supernatural, Magic, Crossover Secondary Tags: Marvel, DC, Problem Solver, Shop Owner, Mysterious, Parchment Contract, Gold Payment, Consequences, Interdimensional, Arcane Magic

[Male Protagonist] [Venom] [Symbiote Family] [Ghost Rider] [Suspended Ring] [AllSpark] [Death Note] [Slice of Life] [Monogamy] [Peaky Blinders Character Setting—No Canon Plot] Standing before you are: The Minister for Magic of Britain, Hermione Granger. Chief Manager of the Gringotts Main Branch, Gemma Farley. President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Theodore Shelby. High Priest of Egyptian Funerary Rites, Ramos Timayat. Chairman of the Sacred Twenty-Eight Council, Draco Malfoy. Head of the International Auror Office, Neville Longbottom. Secret supporters of the Shelby family: Gellert Grindelwald and Tom Riddle. They are refined, selfish, arrogant, and narcissistic. They are cunning actors, masters of manipulation in the game of power, wealth, and fame. They control elections, play both sides, and rule the world from the shadows. They are Slytherins. They are the Shelby inner circle. They are the true rulers of this world. They pledge loyalty to violence, dictatorship, madness, and glory— To the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Tiger Shelby! BANG! “I declare you—guilty!” Criminal: Bloody hell, you haven’t even held a trial yet!!! Tiger: Is it really necessary? Ps: Kids grow up, and so do gangsters in suits. Early chapters: pure gangster style; later: gangsters in suits. Full-on mafia vibes, explicit language directly translated into English—thanks for your support! Also known as: “The Proud Godfather and His Sweetheart’s Hogwarts Chronicles”

Loren, who started with a combat power of 820, transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and only wanted to eat, sleep, and live like a salted fish. Then, the God-level Selection System activated! [Ding! Major threat detected: Raditz (combat power 1500)! This enemy will seriously endanger your future life!] [Choice 1: Follow the salted fish lifestyle! Escape immediately! Reward: “Perfect Breath Hiding” experience card!] [Choice 2: Remain a true salted fish forever! Face Raditz head-on! Reward: Combat power increases by 20,000 points! Saiyan-exclusive combat skill unlocked!] Loren: “Thanks for the invitation. I just woke up on Earth. If I want to sunbathe peacefully from now on, Raditz… you’re in my way.” System prompt: [Choice confirmed! Reward of 20,000 combat power points obtained! Congratulations to the host for learning ‘Air Dance Mastery’!] Daily task: [Sunbathe under Karin Tower for one hour] → Combat Power +15 Daily task: [Eat a full meal and take a nap] → Combat Power +10 After returning from intense training, Vegeta discovered that Loren’s combat power had risen again. He was shocked. “How the hell are you getting this strong?!” Loren yawned. “I just woke up. Maybe I leveled up in my sleep.” Frieza: “The emperor of the universe has arrived! Kneel!” Loren: “Tsk. Anyone who interrupts my nap has to die. Frieza, for the sake of my comfortable life, I’m beating you up first.” Android 18: “Hey, Loren… want to go fishing on an uninhabited island tomorrow?” Loren: “Hmm… sure. As long as you don’t disturb my sleep.”

The MC is Tom Riddle, but not that Riddle you think of. Starting from Hogwarts, Tom travels all over — to America, France, Germany — grinding hard to grow stronger. Note: the story is a mix of comedy, slice of life, and adventure. #Fantastic Beasts #Harry Potter #Gellert Grindelwald #Andros the Invincible #Rayquaza Pokemon __________________________ Alt titles: (Hogwarts: I’m Tom Riddle, Not the Dark Lord) __________________________ Support me and read +50 advanced chapters at: patreon.com/_Coreal __________________________

Kazuma transmigrated into the world of Fairy Tail awakened one of the most overpowered abilities imaginable: the Gate of Babylon, the Treasury of the King. At first, Kazuma thought life in this world would be simple. That was until he started receiving missions from other worlds. Taking missions, building guilds in other worlds, and becoming the Guild Master __________________ Crossovers: Mieruko-chan, Black Bullet, One Piece, Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure,.... __________________ Support me and read advanced chapters at: patreon.com/_Coreal

The Journey of the Martial King In a world where martial arts define power, legacy, and survival—one man awakens with no past, but a body that remembers everything. After the fall of a once-great city, a lone man named Jin emerges from the ashes, wounded and memoryless. He knows nothing of who he is or what he was—only that the world around him feels familiar yet strangely altered. The people speak a dialect twisted by time, their customs shifted, their architecture subtly foreign. How long has he been gone? Haunted by the final words of a forgotten voice—"Become the Martial King"—Jin wanders through a continent ruled by clans, dynasties, and martial styles as vast and varied as the lands themselves. But though his mind is blank, his body fights with perfect instinct. Movements he does not recognize flow through him. Power surges when he does not call for it. Somewhere within him lies a mastery he cannot remember—and a destiny the world is not ready for. As whispers of his return spread and shadows begin to move, Jin must journey across ancient lands, study forgotten techniques, and unlock the truth behind Zin—the essence of martial flow—and the mystery of the Martial King. But the higher he climbs, the closer he comes to the reason he was erased from the world in the first place...

Kurt was your normal line cook until one day a vile squirrel attacks, and he finds himself face to face with a small fae, one that expects him to perform a dangerous task. With eyes of greed and opportunity, Kurt and his friend Sara set out with this young fae to create fabulous wealth. But enemies start coming from both sides of the gates, monsters from Terra and the clans from earth. Can’t anything be simple? Why can’t a young man just become fabulously wealthy? The Mana Spring are the result of a Fae’s Mana Well and grant humans supernatural powers. A Well Guardian gaining powers beyond even that. Will these new powers be enough to protect the fledging empire? A barren wasteland sprouts life for the first time in a century. Layla, the Fae Princess, intends on restarting land, the river, once her well activates. A tall pillar stands out from the horizon, Kurt grips a spear, it all starts with this. What will he find there? A classic adventure of myths, monsters, swords, nations, powers with a little romance to boot. —— This is a Hobby project for me, I intend to release two chapters a day for a long time. If you want a fun adventure, and meeting a lot of monsters friendly and otherwise. Come along. Expect: Humor Nation building Sword/Spear/Bow/fist fights Supernatural Power/Magic Monster friends and enemies Slice of Life moments Relatable Loveable Characters Tasteful Romance (if they behave) Some Violence, and the effects of it Don’t expect: Harems (or a sexy ones at least) Sex all the time (it does happens) Constant war/battles/action A system interface OP skills Modern Technology

Lynn, a boy with subtle psychic powers and a strange pocket that creates magical items, lives cautiously while helping others in secret. After meeting the lonely and struggling Harry, he offers him a single enchanted cookie. That night, Harry eats it—and an unexpected change begins, pulling both of them into a fate far different from the ordinary world.

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

An accident sends Adrian into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, where he somehow stumbles into becoming the Aeon of [Eternity]. What is Eternity? Whatever He does—becomes Eternity! But… this Aeon seems a little unserious? He wields the Path of Eternity, yet all he ever wants to do is slack off. Since he’s going to slack off… what should he do with his time? Obviously—anything but the proper business! Countless Amber Eras later, the universe whispers a legend about the [Eternity] Aeon: They say He and [Voracity] once took turns devouring each other, Blew up the [Trailblaze]'s Astral Express together with [Elation], Rotten away alongside [Nihility], And tore down the walls [Preservation] had just built… ——— Herta: “In this vast universe, an approachable Aeon like Adrian is truly rare. I must study him closely.” Sampo: “Why the heck is there an Aeon pretending to be a [Mask of Fools]?!” Boothill: “Stars above! This guy actually left poor Oswaldo Schneider with every bone shattered!” Adrian: “I just wanted to slack off… is that my fault?” ---This is a translation--- Original author: 不幹正事的人 I do not own the cover image. If you are the owner and would like me to remove it, kindly let me know.

Alaric Carter died choking on noodles. The next thing he knew, he was killing a reaper, chatting with Death, achieving enlightenment, and reincarnating into the world of Harry Potter. Now he is Ren Alaric, heir to a noble wizarding family in Britain. But just after his birth, he’s sent halfway across the world to China—where fate lands him in a monastery. With the spirit of an enlightened monk, the magic of a powerful wizard, and the help of a rather cheerful system, Ren begins to forge a path no wizard ever dreamed of. A path greater than them all — the path of the Wizarding Monk. Dumbledore thinks he is a miracle. Voldemort calls him a nightmare. Wizards whisper he’s the next Merlin. And the witches?... well, they like to test how firm his vows really are. Are you ready to dive into the most spiritually magical adventure the wizarding world has ever seen?