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The MC is Tom Riddle, but not that Riddle you think of. Starting from Hogwarts, Tom travels all over — to America, France, Germany — grinding hard to grow stronger. Note: the story is a mix of comedy, slice of life, and adventure. #Fantastic Beasts #Harry Potter #Gellert Grindelwald #Andros the Invincible #Rayquaza Pokemon __________________________ Alt titles: (Hogwarts: I’m Tom Riddle, Not the Dark Lord) __________________________

【Starting at Laugh Tale】【Shanks & Buggy’s Lifelong Nemesis】【Black Gun / Red-Hair / Clown Emperor】【Observation Kill + Conqueror’s Coating + Seastone Bullets】【Don’t-Move Fruit user】【Supreme Grade Boxers】… Looking over a pirate’s lifetime, Aos’s achievements are too many to count, but the true turning point of fate traces back to one fierce shout in his childhood. “Brat, why must you get on our ship?” The man who hid the Great Treasure at the end of the sea—the Pirate King, Gol D. Roger—smiled at the boy before him and asked. “Hahahahahaha… but of course, to turn this world upside down!” After he boarded, Roger was stunned to realize he’d somehow gained another monster of a brat as a crewmate, Strength far beyond the giants? Born with awakened Observation Haki!? And so, thanks to his off-the-charts EQ talking his way on board, Aos showed a terrifying capacity to learn—Haki, marksmanship, swordsmanship, and martial arts—and became the closest friend of both Shanks and Buggy. … On a calm, windless day, an uninvited guest came aboard the just-departed Going Merry. Everyone turned to look at the man with a black rifle on his back—the one said to exist only in legend.

Ye Xi pushes himself to exhaustion from overwork, only to awaken in the world of Genshin Impact—right in Inazuma! Caught muttering his inner thoughts, he’s discovered by none other than Yae Miko, who promptly drags him back to the Narukami Grand Shrine. As Genshin’s former art design director, Ye Xi never expected to meet the very heroines he once created—let alone have them flirt with him! When the girls realize he can use resin to summon breakthrough materials, all eyes turn to him. Characters stuck at level 40 with no way to ascend now have hope… and they’re not letting him escape. Kamisato Ayaka, Ganyu, Shenhe, Yae Miko, Hu Tao, Eula… one by one, they step closer, their confessions and demands more intense than the last. In a world of cultivation, combat, and romance, Ye Xi’s ordinary burnout life transforms into an extraordinary harem of adventure and temptation.

Alex, a 29-year-old gym coach from Mumbai, is the self-proclaimed “Mumbai Maverick”—single, enthusiastic, and a natural at any sport, from cricket to sprints. His life of coaching clients, cracking puns, and chasing personal bests on late-night Juhu Beach runs takes a wild turn when a blinding flash yanks him into the Arkvault, a seven-mile-long alien ship in deep space. Labeled Specimen 47, Alex finds himself in a cosmic prison alongside 100 young humans and 5,000 diverse alien species, each housed in tailored sectors. The ship’s towering, robotic aliens provide food, clothing, and an Earth-like atmosphere, but their motive for collecting specimens remains a mystery. Armed with a painless, embedded bracelet that translates all languages and grants low-level ship access, Alex navigates this interstellar zoo with his trademark humor and athletic grit. As he befriends humans and quirky aliens—some friendly, some grumpy—he discovers the aliens are tiny creatures piloting robotic suits for show, a secret they bribe him to keep with promises of freedom and friendship. Alex, uniquely compatible with alien tech and abilities, earns a bio-suit that adapts to any environment and other powers through quests, from telepathy to super strength. But the Arkvault’s faster-than-light tech means Earth has aged beyond recognition. Embracing his new life, Alex’s adventure blends laugh-out-loud antics with the poignant reality of a home he can’t return to, forging a path as the ultimate cosmic survivor.

An accident sends Adrian into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, where he somehow stumbles into becoming the Aeon of [Eternity]. What is Eternity? Whatever He does—becomes Eternity! But… this Aeon seems a little unserious? He wields the Path of Eternity, yet all he ever wants to do is slack off. Since he’s going to slack off… what should he do with his time? Obviously—anything but the proper business! Countless Amber Eras later, the universe whispers a legend about the [Eternity] Aeon: They say He and [Voracity] once took turns devouring each other, Blew up the [Trailblaze]'s Astral Express together with [Elation], Rotten away alongside [Nihility], And tore down the walls [Preservation] had just built… ——— Herta: “In this vast universe, an approachable Aeon like Adrian is truly rare. I must study him closely.” Sampo: “Why the heck is there an Aeon pretending to be a [Mask of Fools]?!” Boothill: “Stars above! This guy actually left poor Oswaldo Schneider with every bone shattered!” Adrian: “I just wanted to slack off… is that my fault?” ---This is a translation--- Original author: 不幹正事的人 I do not own the cover image. If you are the owner and would like me to remove it, kindly let me know.

Arjun Sharma, a middle-aged man in Mumbai, hit rock bottom: layoffs, failed job searches, and no income. His daughter Priya, now 20 and just entering college, had recently finished high school. Arjun finalized his divorce from Meera, his ex-wife, whose wild tantrums—screaming over a late vada pav or a wrinkled sari—made her “psycho” in his eyes. He gave Meera the family savings, keeping only a rundown Andheri flat and an old Maruti 800. With just a few thousands in his pocket, the future looked grim. Then, his phone flashed a strange message: “Midlife Mastery System activated. If you want to turn your life around, use me. Be your own boss. No job will exploit you.” Free from Meera’s chaos, Arjun’s life took a turn for the better. What else is there to come? Authors Notes- Hey readers, Finally Divorced That Psycho Ex-Wife, is set in vibrant India, woven with its raw, Real feel. If some words feel unfamiliar, don’t fret—they’re quite common here and just a quick Google away. I’ve poured my heart into crafting a world true to India’s spirit, from its chaotic streets to its soulful depths, to bring you a story that feels real. Dive in and embrace the journey! — Nikhil T

High school life is complicated enough — exams, friends, and random mishaps. But when Peryn, the boy who once teased Luna like an enemy, starts noticing her in ways no one else does, life suddenly becomes… unpredictable. From whispered jokes near her ear, mischievous smiles, and playful Instagram reels, to random acts of care and small gestures that make her heart skip, Peryn is slowly taking over Luna’s thoughts — and maybe even her heart. Add a sprinkle of jealousy, a dash of awkward moments, and plenty of teasing banter, and suddenly every glance, every touch, and every word matters more than it should. Can Luna figure out what Peryn really feels… before it’s impossible to ignore?

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

Natsume is an 18-year-old researcher who spent five years terrorizing Pallet Town with experiments like feeding Pokémon their own poop and giving local Geodude CT scans to check for kidney stones. When he finally left, the entire town threw a secret celebration. Natsume's daily routine involves building electric torture devices for his narcoleptic Pikachu, carrying bricks instead of Pokéballs because "they're more effective," and wearing mental ward pajamas pajamas for intimidation tactics. His greatest business achievement was selling what amounts to Pokémon cocaine disguised as appetite stimulant, making him richer than most small countries. He's accompanied by a pharmaceutical heiress who worships him after reading his books, and a giant Dragonite whose brain never developed past toddler stage but can bench press a mountain. When not busy accidentally becoming a wanted terrorist, Natsume dreams of building a Mecha Robot. Given his track record of poisoning himself with homemade experiments, the real suspense is whether he'll live long enough to finish it.

Content Warning Alexander Reyasu, a decorated Colonel, spent thirty-five years fighting wars where politicians claimed glory and soldiers filled the graves. On Earth, war was political, self-serving, economical, and monetized for profit. What he craved was conquest, strategy, the thrill of commanding armies like the great conquerors of history, all for the glory. Now sixty and drowning in boredom in an owned cabin, he installs a nostalgic game from his youth: War Dominion IX. When the screen flashes.. [ SUMMONING REQUEST VERIFIED ] [ INITIALIZING CROSS-WORLD SUMMONING PROTOCOL. ] his cabin and everything around him explodes in light. When the dust clears, Alexander awakens not on Earth but in another world, The World of War Dominion. called Gaia. Reborn in the body of his 27-year-old prime, clad only in cartoon boxers and a “World Conqueror” t-shirt, he crashes into a desperate village full of pointy eared women whose on the brink of annihilation. The villagers prayed for a general, a commander. Instead, they got a soldier with the heart of a conqueror. Armed with nothing but his Ephone—a smartphone with War Dominion interface that can summon real weapons, artifacts, and soldiers. Alexander, Introducing himself as General Aexl, feels the old hunger stir once more. This world doesn't need to protecting. It is daring him to conquer it. To the villagers, he is salvation, a remnant echo of the legendary conqueror General Ae. To himself, this is conquest. He has already conquered this game before with a weapon of mouse and keyboards. This time the world and the war is real, weapon this time is a smartphone “…And as a dark threat gathers beyond the horizon, Aexl must decide whether he will rise as Gaia’s ultimate conqueror or be swallowed whole by the world he seeks to rule. With the help of Eldenthyr’s warriors Lyssa, the proud golden-haired village chief, burdened by her people’s survival yet carrying within her blood an inheritance she cannot imagine, one tied to Eldenthyr’s broken ruling lineage; Selene, a black-haired cold widow turned swordswoman whose blood calls her to what she truly is; Mereia, her silver-haired mother, a matron whose lineage hides a dormant power that once shaped kingdoms; Juvia, the purple-haired guardian of Lyssa, playful and intelligent yet carrying the key to something hidden; and Maevra, the Silver-haired merchant whose sly deals always cost more than coin, They all have a role to play as Aexl steps into a broken lineage once meant to rule. Can he revive what was lost, or will Eldenthyr’s legacy die with him?* But.. When he opens the War Dominion app, four glowing tabs appear: [ Weapons ] [ Artifacts ] [ Scrolls ] [ Units ] One tap on [Units] freezes him. Rows of silhouettes stare back, their names hidden in shadows… except a few: [ Busty Berserker Warriors ] [ Valkyrie Warriors ] [ Aphrodite’s Legion ] “What kind of army is this?” Aexl mutters. “Are we supposed to conquer this world with seduction?” The age of conquest has begun, and his army? Harem? This story contains R18+ elements, including sexual content, gore, psychological themes, mature conquest strategies, and ecchi situations. It is written with a focus on realism in war, leadership, and survival, blending historical inspiration with fantasy conquest. Reader discretion is advised.

When Earth was suddenly wrapped by a colossal root known as the World Tree, humanity discovered a brutal fantasy realm hidden inside—complete quests, stats and deadly trials. Few failed and returned back to earth. Fewer survived it and proceeded. Ahrie Von Creed, One of the strongest trainees in terms of combat ability ever recorded in history, enters the World Tree ready to blaze through his trial… Unfortunately, his assigned Ent was out on a coffee break. By the time the Ent returns, the trial is nearly over—Ahrie is casually patching himself up with first aid. The Ent blinked at the scene. “Ohhh, Support!” the Ent said, marking it down without a second thought. Potential Skill Progression: Support Skill Unlocked: [P.A.I.N.] – Physical Aid Initiated by Neutralization A high-impact healing skill. The stronger the hit, the faster you recover. “You're a healer?” “Yup.” Ahrie cracked his knuckles. “Stay still.” “WAIT, WHA—” “Activating [P.A.I.N.] — Physical Aid Initiated by Neutralization.” “...That doesn't sound like healing—” SMACK! “...HUH?!” “I—I’m healed?!” He’s not holy He’s not gentle. But he will keep you alive— If you can survive the treatment.

Main Synopsis: Legend speaks of a mysterious shop hidden in the shadows of New York City—a place that appears only to those with nowhere left to turn. When desperation knocks, the Arcane Solutions shop materializes before you. Step inside, and you'll find ancient parchment waiting on a weathered desk. Write down your request, name your price, and leave your contact information. If the enigmatic wizard shopkeeper accepts your contract... your problems become his specialty. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE: Write your request clearly State your payment (USD or gold only) Provide your name and address Cooperate unconditionally with staff Payment refusal has... consequences Don't believe? Don't enter. From supernatural mysteries to interdimensional crises, no job is too strange for a wizard who's mastered magic across multiple universes. But in a city full of heroes, villains, and cosmic threats, even the most powerful contractor might find his greatest challenge isn't the job—it's the client. Primary Tags: Wizard, Harry Potter, Multiverse, Urban Fantasy, System, Contract, New York, Supernatural, Magic, Crossover Secondary Tags: Marvel, DC, Problem Solver, Shop Owner, Mysterious, Parchment Contract, Gold Payment, Consequences, Interdimensional, Arcane Magic

[Male Protagonist] [Venom] [Symbiote Family] [Ghost Rider] [Suspended Ring] [AllSpark] [Death Note] [Slice of Life] [Monogamy] [Peaky Blinders Character Setting—No Canon Plot] Standing before you are: The Minister for Magic of Britain, Hermione Granger. Chief Manager of the Gringotts Main Branch, Gemma Farley. President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Theodore Shelby. High Priest of Egyptian Funerary Rites, Ramos Timayat. Chairman of the Sacred Twenty-Eight Council, Draco Malfoy. Head of the International Auror Office, Neville Longbottom. Secret supporters of the Shelby family: Gellert Grindelwald and Tom Riddle. They are refined, selfish, arrogant, and narcissistic. They are cunning actors, masters of manipulation in the game of power, wealth, and fame. They control elections, play both sides, and rule the world from the shadows. They are Slytherins. They are the Shelby inner circle. They are the true rulers of this world. They pledge loyalty to violence, dictatorship, madness, and glory— To the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Tiger Shelby! BANG! “I declare you—guilty!” Criminal: Bloody hell, you haven’t even held a trial yet!!! Tiger: Is it really necessary? Ps: Kids grow up, and so do gangsters in suits. Early chapters: pure gangster style; later: gangsters in suits. Full-on mafia vibes, explicit language directly translated into English—thanks for your support! Also known as: “The Proud Godfather and His Sweetheart’s Hogwarts Chronicles”

Some nameless dude was given two choice, die or die a hero. He chose the second one since it has more words than the first one. He goes around world with his failure of an apprentice, find demons to get themselves kill by. Or survive trying to fight. Who knows I haven't read it. Just a funny story sets in a dark dystopian world.

A young Cassian Marlowe, also known as Cricket, despises responsibility. The man is practically allergic to the word effort. He's lived a very care-free and slacker life the past two years but it all comes crashing down when his benefactor orders him to become an instructor at Hexvale University, the most prestigious magical insitute in the entire Duskenhall Kingdom. Now as an instructor Cricket tries his best to dodge responsibility and expectations of others while shaping some of the brightest young minds that will lead the future of Duskenhall.

In a world ruled by magic crystals, Luther Isan is anything but ordinary. After a twist of fate throws him into the pages of the dreadful novel Magic Crystals Reign Supreme—a book he loathes with all his heart—he awakens inside the body of a character so minor he appeared only once and was promptly forgotten. But fate has other plans. To his horror, Luther discovers he possesses a power long thought impossible: the ability to wield magic without the aid of a crystal. A gift so rare, it sparks fear, awe, and suspicion in equal measure. When he accidentally saves the novel’s protagonist, Luther is mistaken for the “Child of the Gods” and proclaimed as the world’s saint. Suddenly, every faction wants a piece of him—while all he wants is to run far, far away. Armed with nothing but sarcasm, bad luck, and a desperate wish to escape, Luther is dragged into idiotic situations, endless misunderstandings, and world-saving duties he never signed up for. And to make things worse, the true protagonists of the book have now been ordered to guard him at all costs. Can a man who just wants peace survive being the most “important” person alive? Or will the world’s fate be doomed… because their so-called saint is the ultimate reluctant hero?

The City of Pangu was divided into three distinct areas: the Main Circle, where the ultra-elites of society thrived, the Inner Circle, where the elites resided, and the Outer Circle, where the commoners struggled to survive. Ah Mieu was born to a young brothel worker in the Inner Circle as part of a scheme by the Nine Desires Pavilion to entrap a young master from an Elite Clan, the Morong Clan. Enraged by the brothel's actions, the young master hunted down the young brothel worker to a secret hideout. In the aftermath, Ah Mieu was killed along with his mother while his older twin brother was taken away to become a servant. However, when the members of the Nine Desires Pavilion came to the hideout, they discovered that the baby in the dead mother's arms was still somehow alive. Surprised by this, they healed the child before checking his body upon where they found out he possessed two Divine Constitutions. The first was the rare Darkness Element Constitution, and as for the second, it left them reeling from shock and incredulity. *** Ps: The mc will bring some stuff from modern day to the cultivation world, but there will be twists on it. For example, the first arc is gonna be about toys/video games, similar to smash bros. Also, this is not gonna be a fast-paced novel. Read slowly, or you'll miss some details, and what I'm trying to convey then wonder what's going on. Update Schedule: 2 Chapters every Saturday

This boxing book doesn't only teach a story but also teaches you how to box, a boy whose family is poor goes to a school that has zero fee but he'll know why soon...

He could date any girl alive... but his heart's already taken by the most impossible one of all. Packed with absurd humour, shameless fourth-wall breaks, anime references, and enough awkward moments to make your soul leave your body, this ridiculous ride proves one thing—real girls never stood a chance.