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Throughout the shinobi world's tumultuous history, over fifty major conflicts have shaped the destiny of nations and clans alike. Victory and defeat have been the twin forces determining which ninja bloodlines rise to glory—and which fade into forgotten legend. Decades ago, the First Hokage led the Senju clan in a legendary three-pronged assault that united the Land of Fire and brought the great hidden villages of Stone, Sand, and Cloud to their knees. It was a golden age of conquest that established Konoha's dominance and ushered in an era of unprecedented prosperity. Thirty years have passed since the Second Great Ninja War began with such promise. I remember setting out from Konoha with nothing but standard jutsu and unwavering determination, conquering every enemy in my path. Wherever our forces advanced, civilians welcomed us as liberators. Those were days of boundless possibility, when victory seemed written in the very stars. Yet now, as the Fourth Great Ninja War looms on the horizon, whispers fill the air about Madara Uchiha's imprisonment at the Valley of the End—that cursed battlefield that has claimed so many legends. Have the fates truly conspired to make this ancient ground my final resting place? The numbers don't lie: 80,000 against 100,000. The odds favor us, and yet... **From the pre-war address of Hayama, legendary shinobi of the old guard, survivor of countless battles, and lifetime pensioner of the Konoha Elder Council** --- #What to Expect - **Epic warfare** spanning multiple ninja nations - **Political intrigue** within the hidden villages - **Character-driven drama** exploring the cost of endless conflict - **Rich world-building** that expands on Naruto's established lore - **Morally complex protagonists** facing impossible choices - **Historical mysteries** that reshape our understanding of the shinobi world *New chapters released weekly. Join us as we uncover the untold stories that shaped the ninja world's bloodiest conflicts.* --- Keywords:*Naruto, shinobi war, political drama, military strategy, historical fiction, ninja clans, hidden villages, epic fantasy

In the Godlen Continent, Culture and history have shaped it into the world's largest and longest-standing nation. Filled with various races, they work together to survive, no matter the cost, and after years; they've achieved authority over all. In such a peaceful and prosperous time. Will it fall? Will the propaganda get to them? Will they survive the outside world? What secrets and war crimes have been hidden? And will the nation finally fall? Kailus, the protagonist, is trying to survive college. An introvert, friendless angel with trauma from the past. Will he get over his embarrassment and finally find a friend? Side note: Listen, I’m trying my best here. I can’t be giving out filler chapters. just give me some time… a lot of time by my words.

[HP Fanfiction | Single Female Lead: Luna | Slow Burn | Growth Journey | Hogwarts Legacy Elements] When Wizzet crosses into the wizarding world of Harry Potter, he awakens with a dangerous gift—the power of an Obscurus. Unlike others who are consumed by this dark force, Wizzet successfully tames it with the help of ancient magic, earning him a personal invitation to Hogwarts from Dumbledore himself. But first, he needs a place to stay. The Ministry of Magic and Dumbledore arrange for him to live with Luna Lovegood's family, setting the stage for an extraordinary magical journey. What to Expect: Master ancient magic beyond the original series Academic excellence in Ravenclaw House (prepare for some serious studying!) Interactions with iconic characters who notice his exceptional talents Quirrell (possessed by Voldemort): "Interested in curses? Come see me Saturday afternoon!" Snape: "You have a gift for potions. Sunday afternoon—I'll show you true magical artistry!" Dumbledore: "This research belongs to Grindelwald and me. Use it wisely!" Voldemort: "Your talent intrigues me. Leave Hogwarts and join me!" Armed with "The Wizard's Combat Manual," Wizzet delves deep into magical knowledge, uncovers ancient secrets, and grows stronger with each challenge. When the final battle arrives and Voldemort finds him quietly reading in the library, Wizzet calmly draws his wand—and lightning illuminates the darkness. A fresh take on the beloved wizarding world with original magic systems, character development, and epic confrontations.

Luciferis, the youngest hero the world of Skiem had seen, was the last hope against Mikael, the Demon of Corrupting Light. After a fierce battle which rattled the very world they inhabited, Luciferis suddenly suffered from a heart attack. His body had given up just a step away from total victory. Desperation overtook him as he used a forbidden spell to reverse time. "This time. I'll win." Only... He didn't go back far enough. And, his old body? Gone, erased. Now he had to work with the body of Leonidas Van Orchel. A 14-year-old noble. Now forced to relearn everything down to the basics, and now he can't even use his techniques from his previous body. Will this body of Luciferis be enough to beat Mikael? Or will it be another glorious failure?

Imagine stepping into a vibrant world where the lines between anime and fantasy blur, and a touch of the unexpected adds to the thrill. Good news: In this realm, we are demons! The path to power is simple yet exciting: sign a contract with a cute girl, and she becomes your follower. With each contract, you unlock various special abilities, enhancing your demonic prowess. Our protagonist, Andrew, wasted no time, accidentally securing the little angel Shiina Mahiru right from the start! But beware, these contracts come with unique personalities and demands: Shiina Mahiru: "Since you touched me, you must take responsibility!" Kirisu Mafuyu: "I'm your teacher, are you serious? Shut up!" Yukinoshita Yukino: "You scumbag, having a sister isn't enough, how long are you going to bully others?" Ultimately, in this anime world, happiness is the truth. The grand challenge: How will Andrew navigate these relationships to achieve a harmonious family back garden?

A man wakes up in a dark cavern, only to realize he was nothing more than a sacrificial lamb. Before he can even understand what happened, he reincarnates as one of the weakest creatures in existence. Now trapped in a perilous cave system—and guided only by a sarcastic, insult-throwing system—he has no idea how he’s supposed to survive. Will he rise to become a king? Or end up as just another tiny creature eaten alive?

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That’s why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he’ll be the worst kind possible – a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapter every Tuesday & Friday For more chapters, please check my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

After sixteen years of barely surviving in Teyvat, Kairo’s life finally changes when his mysterious system awakens—the Honkai: Star Rail Counterattack System. Confused but intrigued, he’s thrust into a dangerous world where every choice matters. Leaving Rivet Town, he sees Clara surrounded by vagrants and must decide: Ignore it and collect Clara’s Red Coat. Step in with his blade and gain an Automaton Warhound 1.0. Go all out to defeat the attackers and unlock Clara’s special skill: “I Want to Help Too!” But as Kairo surveys the chaos, he spots Klee besieged by Hilichurls—and a chilling thought hits him: Is Clara really Klee? And who are the others? A world of danger, choices, and mysterious connections awaits. Want additional chapter? https://www.patreon.com/ZeusOp

Wrong world. Right power. A wand in hand, a universe in mind. A first-year at Hogwarts wakes a Mythic Primordial System that speaks in principles older than magic. Spells still work—just not like the textbooks say. The System unlocks Sevenfold Insight, hardens skin to ironbound flesh, and sets quests that pay out for clever choices: earn a beast’s trust, outwit goblins at the bank, turn a duel into an alliance. While professors grade charms and hexes, he builds a hidden Sanctum and learns to weave fate-threads through choice, promise, and name. Each step bends school rules—potions become elixirs, brooms become windcraft, shields become bodies that do not break. Dark wizards scheme in shadow. The System is already there, several moves ahead. Magic meets myth—and the syllabus will never survive it.

Great.I just time traveled.Instead of chilling,I decide to change the system in a hope to make it better than the present one.Yes,I am delusional but don't the mad ones change the world?But can I do it without becoming a monster?That's the question.

[Anime Direction] + [No System] + [Love Rivalry] + [Passionate] + [Daily Emotions] ...... Carrying a certain regret and an unbearable sense of guilt, Lucian finally arrived at Tracen Academy—the training school for Uma Musume. ...... Lucian: "Run as freely as you can. Don’t let anyone take the view ahead of you." Silence Suzuka: "Mr. Lucian..." ...... Lucian: "Chubby, if you keep eating, your weight’s going up again." Special Week: "Ugh... but your cooking is just too delicious~ And... Lucian-san, please don’t call me chubby!" ...... Lucian: "Shut up, all of you! If you’re watching the race, then watch properly. If you love shouting so much, do you want me to shove a mic in your mouth?!" "Victory isn’t decided on the track, but off it? What a cowardly tactic." Rice Shower: "Lucian-kun, you’re also Rice Shower’s hero." ...... --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

On a fractured Earth where four extreme realms divide the world—blistering deserts, frozen wastes, lush kingdoms, and a rotting abyss—one nameless half-elf, half-demon boy survives through instinct alone. Feared for his bloodline, hunted for what he might become, he grows up knowing nothing but pain, hunger, and the cold indifference of a world that would rather see him dead. Then he receives a name. Nima. A single word that ignites something dangerous inside him: identity… and the right to fight back. Armed with a mysterious bow that evolves with him, and a power that awakens in step with his fury, Nima begins carving space for himself in a world that refuses to make room for monsters. Alongside unlikely allies—some drawn to his strength, some to his broken innocence, and others to something far more complicated—Nima confronts creatures born from nightmares, ancient threats buried in the Circles of Earth, and enemies who quickly learn one rule: If you try to kill him, you die. As Nima grows, so does the legend whispered behind him: a hunter with demon’s eyes, an archer who bends fate, a monarch rising from nothing. But legends attract enemies… and attention from beings far older than men. In a world where betrayal is inevitable, desire is dangerous, and kindness can get you killed, Nima must decide what he truly is—savior, monster, or something far more terrifying. Because the Bow Monarch is rising. And the world is not ready. author note: chapter update: 1~3 per day. and it's depend on how much I am going to write or how much Idea I have in mind. and if you want adaptable MC,if you want a dangerous and big world,if you want a earned and good romance, if you want unique power system,if you want emotional moment and ect,if you want progression,if you want character development,this story is yours,if you didn't want generic Isekai. this novel is yours to read and enjoy. and yes. there is harem too. but it's what MC deserve. trust me, you will say he deserve it, when you read the story. just don't forget to support my work, if you really think it's good. I appreciate it very much with my heart.

After a life marked by the betrayal of his five girlfriends and a tragic end by overdose, Kazuo awakens in a new world… and in a body he never expected: that of an antagonist from one of those manga where the heroines' fates always end tragically. But this time, nothing will be the same. A goddess, moved by his broken soul, decides to give him a second chance. Although her methods are… questionable. To “guide” him, she becomes his celestial companion, causing misunderstandings and embarrassing situations with the most important girls in this story. Determined to break the dark destiny assigned to him, Kazuo tries to live like a normal boy. However, without realizing it, his sincerity and his honest attempt to change begin to melt the heroines' prejudices. What started as an opportunity for redemption soon becomes a series of unexpected encounters, turning the fate that was once written against him on its head.

Lin Feng's dream was very simple: to become a highly skilled, popular musician. To gain a firm footing in the unpredictable entertainment industry, he activated a system that, among other things, had an auxiliary function dedicated to minimizing all uncontrollable interpersonal risks. His creed consisted of only four words: emotional stability, team perpetuity. Thus, he was rational, calm, and "maintained" every relationship around him like a delicate instrument. To prevent relationships from breaking, he never disappointed anyone; for the sake of team unity, he would respond to expectations no matter how late. Years later, when he stood center stage on the world platform, looking at the former girlfriends, current girlfriends, and rumored girlfriends sitting neatly in the audience, and facing the sharp media accusations of him being the "Century Sea King" and the "Music World Bulldozer," Lin Feng clutched his guitar, his face full of weary innocence: "If I told you that, at the beginning, I honestly just wanted to prevent the band from breaking up, would you believe me?" This is the story of a completely steel straight man who, in order to practice his guitar properly, was forced to navigate the treacherous waters of a love shuraba, and who, in the end, unknowingly charmed his way through the entire entertainment industry. ~~~~ Written deliberately to feel like an authentic Chinese translated webnovel.

Ben Fisher woke up in the South Side with a second chance at life and four impossible powers: a mechanic’s mind, a silver tongue, danger intuition, and the ability to create illusions. Now, he’s using them to fix more than just broken appliances—he’s trying to rewrite the tragic future of the Gallagher family.

Hokuto transmigrated into a world where the game industry was so primitive it made quick-time events look like innovation. He bought out a nearly bankrupt company — miHoYo. Then his system cheat activated: a full-fledged Game Development System. Excited, he rushed to his new office… only to discover that miHoYo’s staff were all characters from the game itself. Familiar faces. Familiar names. Without hesitation, Hokuto made his decision — He was going to make Honkai Impact 3rd. Kiana: “Why does everyone call me a Paramecium after playing Honkai Impact 3rd?! Outrageous!!” Durandal: “Dumb goose? Dumb goose who? Kiana, is that you?” Himeko: “Boss… it’s bad enough I die early. But do you really have to keep using me as emotional trauma bait afterward?” ... Final Lesson shattered hearts. Meteoric Salvation drew tears. Honkai Impact 3rd’s monthly revenue kept breaking records. But Hokuto wasn’t satisfied.

Lynn, a boy with subtle psychic powers and a strange pocket that creates magical items, lives cautiously while helping others in secret. After meeting the lonely and struggling Harry, he offers him a single enchanted cookie. That night, Harry eats it—and an unexpected change begins, pulling both of them into a fate far different from the ordinary world.

A fanfic that tries to bring justice to the beloved ace monster Red-Eyes Black Dragon! General story will take place in the Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monster anime, and there will be some OC cards, but it will mostly be IRL cards and OC cards will only be there to give an actual overarching theme for the deck. Also if you, the reader, want to join and make suggestions there is a discord server. https://discord.gg/Qt9A7nbRTz

Daniel Miller, a reincarnated stage magician, wakes up in the body of a low-level con artist inside the infamous Fox River Penitentiary. The catch? He knows everything about the prison's most elaborate escape plan from the future, and the clock is ticking down to Lincoln Burrows' execution. As Michael Scofield plans his breakout, Daniel must prove he's an asset—not a threat—by leveraging his enhanced skills. Daniel has three distinct advantages: Sleight of Hand & Dexterity: The original Daniel was a thief, and those muscle memories are now fused with the magician's training, giving him exceptional manual dexterity. This allows him to effortlessly pick pockets, palm cards, and manipulate objects with blinding speed and precision. Cold Reading & Deduction: His mind is sharper than before, giving him the unique ability to observe and deduce, or "read people like books". He can instantly spot tells for lies, physical injuries, and even deeply personal secrets just by observing body language and microexpressions. Low Presence Zone (LPZ): His most mysterious and taxing power, this is a "field of inattention" that allows him to manipulate the perception of others. When activated, the air around him shifts, making him virtually unnoticeable, enabling him to slip past security and cameras, a power that comes at a brutal physical cost with heavy use. To survive the violent hierarchy and earn a spot on the escape team, Daniel will have to use his impossible magic and mental acuity to become indispensable to Michael. He must play the game better than anyone, or risk watching Michael's brilliant plan—and Lincoln's life—fail.

Waking up in the body of a billionaire heir was a shock, but realizing he is inside the TV show The Rookie changed everything. Ethan Mercer isn't just playing cop; he is armed with a supernatural arsenal: Lie Detection that twists his gut when people are dishonest, a Danger Sense that warns him of threats before they happen, and Instant Mastery that lets him copy any physical skill he sees. With Photographic Recall keeping every detail sharp, Ethan is on a mission to rewrite the script and save the characters destined to die—if the mental toll doesn't break him first