AN: sorry about the late update, it has been a constant cycle of sleep, work, a little family and friends for me :v
Ding! Have painted a decent painting! Get a Silver Ticket!
[Avian Ally]
|Uncommon Trait|
You have great affinity with birds, avians, and creatures that are aligned with them. Making it easier to earn their affection and favor, and form relationships with them. In addition, all flight feels more natural to use, and flight effects require less energy to maintain.
Cool maybe he could use that one day.
Painting over the cave he had personally dug out using his very own fists, using Master Hand-To-Hand Combat, Hanma, Intermediate Discipline, and Thick Skin.
It was…honestly amazing how easily blow after blow, every punch that perfectly landed against the stone wall of a mountain, it chipped away little by little of it…
Before he eventually managed to carve out a stone dome for a room that he decided would be used for painting.
Canvas' were too much of a pain to make unfortunately.
"So~" an awkward voice broke through the quiet air that was previously filled with humming, as Samuel attempting to strike up a conversation as he painted, "Adam, Buddy o pal,…you doing ok?"
After that day, Adam, rightfully concerned called the angels down from above to tell them of who he had met, now named Roo.
Suffice to say, they were not happy, none of it was aimed at him, but he still bore witness to their wide-eye concern, fear, and panic.
He was then checked over well over seven times to make sure that nothing was wrong with him, and that he came out unharmed.
Thankfully, much to his and their relief, they couldn't find anything worrisome on him. Be it flesh or spirit.
Lilith and Adam were outright told that approaching the tree is forbidden, which drew a scowl from Lilith, but she kept quiet, not sure what to make of the story he had told of that day.
Samuel…well he was officially been added to our group, more specifically he has been named our caretaker.
"Huh?!" Samuel's jaw dropped as he blinked a few times, "Could you repeat that?"
Michael who stood in front of Samuel while we were cooking up breakfast looked at his twin brother with a serious look on his face, "Samuel, coming into light that you have spent the most time with Adam and Lilith when you sneak out-"
"-Sneaking?Me?! I-I would never! Just…busy adding some stars…like I was told to!! No clue what you are talking about, and I am offended at the insinuation," Samuel hurriedly defended himself as the picture of panic overcame his expression, before he denied it, crossed his arms and looked away "offended" with sweat dripping down his face.
Michael didn't look all that surprised, nor upset…if anything he just looked a smidge bit more tired at him, maybe a little annoyed at being cut off.
"…It has been decided and noted that due to your close friendship and cooperation of Lilith, as well as Adam, that it would be for the best you keep them company, as the youngest seraphim you should be more than enough to look after them," Michael continued not even bothering to comment on Sammy's denials.
"Only by two minutes…" Samuel said to himself quietly that Adam managed to overhear.
Michael either pretended not to hear him or he simply didn't, "According to Adam's recollection of the events of the anomaly…we cannot perceive it, so you and Adam will be working together in case the…thing, in the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil remains there and doesn't come close to either him nor The First Woman…is your assignment understood?" The Archangel asked with a monotone tone as he relayed orders.
"Crystal," Samuel said neutrally.
All the while Adam and Lilith sat near the fire…not sure what to make of the seen before them.
"Samuel,…we are expecting you to take this the outmost seriousness…please hold yourself back from taking initiative in creating another one of your…ideas," Michael flatly said as he firmly stated his concern, "We do not need another incident involving the "mini-star, exploding nebula colors" -"
"IT WAS NOT A DANGEROUS IDEA!" Samuel stated, now looking annoyed and frustrated, while the first humans felt a little awkward wondering if they should be here, "My idea and creation look and are beautiful! I personally know a angel or two who very much liked them thank you very much,"
Michael deadpanned, changing his expression entirely for the first time since he had arrived to deliver the news, "Your idea set an entire district on fire,"
Now Samuel looked embarrassed as his anger left him immediately, "There were…admittedly…a little bit of a problem on how to direct their trajectory," this feels like they had an argument like this before-
Wait a second WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, SAMUEL?! "Only by two minutes" Do you have a mom?! Or did you share an egg or something- how do angelic twins —that Adam presumed was created by God directly— work?!
But back to the present…Samuel was officially our caretaker/guard against if Roo decided to come for a visit…if she could in the first place.
Unofficially, he was free to just hang out day in and day out.
Still, Adam shook his head as he zoned back in when Sam asked him the question, "…I'm not entirely sure…At times it feels like someone's watching, but not like all the other times…so I can't tell if it's her or if I'm imagining things," Samuel frowned, looking over to me as Adam continued painting the trees with a brush of excess animal fur.
"I meant if your feeling well, but thanks for the report I guess…" Ah…that actually made a lot more sense to Adam, Lilith hummed to herself as she painted on her side of the wall.
Julie, suddenly walked into the cave with a stone tray of cookies with a layer of whip cream, "Mie!" She cried out in excitement as the tiny thing walked in.
Immediately our angelic watcher eyes shined like one of the stars he created as he suddenly jumped up and ran up to the Pokemon.
"Julie! Whatchu got there girl!" He dropped back down on his knees as he greeted the cream Pokemon, who happily brought a treat tray over to him, offering him a bite.
"Oh~ don't mind if I do!" As the seraph grabbed one of Julie's hard worked desert and took a bite of it, and pleasurably hummed to himself, very much pleased with the taste.
"Other than Adam, you are the best food maker I have the pleasure of knowing," he said blissfully said while Julie gave him a happy smile, moving on to William who sat at the corner in the shade, awoken from his sleep to eat a snack, much to his fleeting annoying "Wooloo"-ing.
Lilith in the corner of Adam's vision looked amused at the expression of the angel and the pokemon, before she turned away with a hidden smirk he spotted.
"It seems you didn't like mine then," a tone that suggested she was being passive aggressive, if you listen close you may be able to hear the slight teasing in her tone.
One that flew over Samuel's head, "WAIT NO! LILY! I liked it! I swear! It's just…you never made desert before! That's it! Julie's my favorite desert maker-" words fell out of his lips, trying to convince the First Woman while he walked around her whenever she would turn away from him.
"To be fair Lils, I am sure your cooking could have been done better by a spider monkey," Adam gave her a shit eating grin, especially since he spotted a twitch.
"…Go jump in a lake,"
"That's getting old quite old Lilith~ don't tell me your also uncreative on top of that~"
"Silence…also you stink!" She said the first thing that came to mind, while all he could do was break down in laughter after hearing an until a grade student would probably use.
She liked the attention, especially since Samuel would always without fail fall for her trick, he wasn't even sure if he would eventually wise up to it, considering how he doesn't realize he keeps falling into this exact scenario.
"Samuel, you should paint the water more darker, it will contrast with the fruit trees better,"
"Your right! Oh this is gonna look so great!" A Junimo hopped on over with a stone stabler filled with home made paint for Sammy to dip his brush into.
It was just us, in a cave Adam carved, the three of us painting the walls of the image of Eden, it all looking rather childish, while William and Julie happily relaxed nearby.
All of his worries…melting away, for now at the very least.
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"Hey Lilith? Wanna have a talk?" Adam asked the woman who was busy putting away the big palm leaves they were going to use the next day.
Samuel laying in a hammock we made for him, fast asleep a little ways away from our own hammocks with all the snoring he was doing.
Lilith looked back curiously, before she responded, "Of course…what is it," as she turned to me and asked.
Adam crossed legged Sat on the soft grass under the starlight, the sun long since passed on for the next day, "I am going to be straight with you, and speak to you like adults we are," ignoring the fact that they were…somewhere around a year old or two…it was kind of hard to keep track.
"Do you wish to continue this marriage?" He asked neutrally, while she tensed up silently, immediately not liking the sheer fact he was asking something they haven't spoken about for a month.
Before she processed those words, "…Could you elaborate Adam," He could see several emotions flow by, some he recognized as confusion, anxiety, and several more that vanished too fast.
Still…he gave her time to form her words, as I responded, "If I'm being entirely honest…we aren't getting anywhere in this relationship…I care for you, but it isn't romantic…and as far as I am seeing, the feeling is mutual, am I wrong?" No accusations, no pressure, Adam simply kept up with his chill tone, using Expert Charisma, Persuasive, and Intermediate Communication, to help me here.
It also helped that Stone Faced is not in effect, so she can clearly see both my facial and hair expressions.
Lilith remained silent for a bit, getting more comfortable as she relaxed, her hair shifting from stillness, flowing, to whipping.
"…I am not sure, I cannot seem to find a Rythem in our relationships where I can fulfill my…wifely duties with you…and remain happy,…I will admit, I cannot say you are wrong," she started, as she pieced together her words, to which he nodded.
He honestly agreed, it was hard to make something work that just…was kinda just being shoved at to helpfully work.
Doesn't help that…he was basically treating her like a bratty younger sister, one that he is training to be able to survive the great unknown.
She was headstrong, cared very deeply over her own independence, and you better believe she liked taking the lead.
"But…what options do we have?" She said quietly, which suddenly brought back memories of what Michael said that day.
He meant no malice, but he was right in a way…they didn't exactly have any other option for human procreation.
Adam shrugged, "Well, as much as I like you Lilith, if we aren't going to be happy when performing the act, then we simply shouldn't in the first place," that is something he would not be changing his mind on.
Not to the mushed over collections of his shambles mortal life that was the modern era.
"So…I guess we either find someone that isn't a human…or they may quite literally just make a whole new person or two in the mix," the two of them looked uncomfortable at the thought, but honestly thought about it more deeply than they usually did.
They were immortal…it was not as if they were on a mortal timer where they only had so much time to give.
"…And…your okay with…just letting me go like this?…not the whole keeping me around, convincing me to stay or something…," she tried to subtly prod and ask me as she considered it.
Adam smirked quite easily, "I am going to be honest, your hot, and gorgeous,… but I would rather gain a younger sister I have a good relationship with, then keep up a bad one with a wife that simply isn't interested in the actual relationship," he stretched out his hand.
"So here's my question, would you rather we just be this one happy family with the pets and Samy? Or would you rather try and make this relationship work?"
"…I am pretty sure we already are doing the first,"
"Then this should be an easy answer to give am I right?"
"…I am glad that we had this talk…I was afraid that we would have to fight over this at some point and get violent or vocal,"
Adam scoffed, "Which is why it is good to talk things out, I know the feeling, wanting to set something aside for the sake of not feeling uncomfortable…but sometimes, the simply solution is to have a good, long talk, like responsible adults,"
Ding! You talked things out! Like reasonable adults!…and got a divorce already! Get a bronze and a silver ticket!
[All-purpose tool]
|Trash Item|
DnD - A screwdriver that shapes itself into any mundane tool such as hammers, knives, chisels, etc.
OH MY FUCKING GOD YESSSSS!
(God suddenly looks over in confusion as he silently asks into the nebula, who was he fucking?)
This suddenly makes everything so much easier.
[Throwing]
|Uncommon Skill|
You are fairly skilled at throwing a variety of objects with speed and accuracy, being able to land a stone on the head of a target from across the street without trouble.
…Great…how useful, which it was, but he kinda was already good…it does have some neat pointers though.
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AN: This felt awkward to me…had to drag my feet in this I think, and I still didn't like how it came out XD
So I was thinking…what do you guys think of a crossover? Would you all prefer it purely being Hazbin Hotel? Or would you like a mix and match?
Though strictly speaking, it has to be something that can be connected to the modern world and typical human timeline…(if it is in the modern era, that will mean it will show up SO much later, just so you know)