I gasp as i wake up in what looks like space i gasp fro air thinking im going to die and then realise i dont have lungs or a body so i cant breathe anyways
Oh God, I'm making Brook jokes now
Welcome to the void, a mysterious being has decided to give you a gacha system and a new life. Your system is called the chaos gacha. You might have heard of it
I have i was just about to start writing a one-piece fic with it
Ah, yes, the fic, well, you won't need to worry about that
Wait, are you just me making this a fanfic
Cough cough yes don't break the 4th wall cough cough
Oh now its on im shattering the 4th wall like deadpools distant cousin
Bah, whatever, just try to do it in your head unless you want people to think you're crazy
Ok, so we are just doing this now, so what's my starter pack, the classic 3 random gold or what
Actually, I thought of doing the 5 silver tickets of all types just so you don't complain about not getting an ability
Fine, let's do this
Silver ability roll
[Steal]
|Rare Ability|
Allows you to remotely steal a possession of a target without them noticing, the target must be an object that is not physically or magically bound to them and they must be within 10 meters of you, the more valuable an object the more energy is required.
Silver item roll
[Shield Saw]
|Rare Item|
Doomslayer - "You will never see a cooler shield." This high-tech shield is the lovechild of a chainsaw and a powerful shield. The shield itself can block incredibly well and is incredibly durable. The blades on the shield can spin incredibly fast, and when thrown, the shield can adjust its trajectory mid-flight and return to the user.
Silver trait roll
[Nimble]
|Common Trait|
You are pretty nimble, granting you slightly faster reflexes and speed.
Silver skill roll
[Intermediate Performance]
|Uncommon Skill|
You are a qualified performer. Being able to play all basic musical instruments enough to play most songs on them, and you can sing most songs well enough that people may just like them. If you get on the dance floor, you won't be an eyesore to anyone. You can assemble your own semi-successful band.
Silver familiar roll
[HK 47]
|Rare Familiar|
Star Wars - "Defiant Statement, there is nothing you can do to me." HK is an incredibly experienced and advanced Assassin Droid, being extremely skilled in all forms of combat and sorts of weapons, as well as in combating and assassinating enemies thanks to his brilliant computational mind and engineering. He is also a very skilled mechanic. He comes equipped with standard droid gear, such as a blaster.
Wow, we still somehow managed to roll a non-combatant ability, what do you know
Well, at least you have a fighting robot and a better shield than Captain America
Yeah, well, I can be a thief just cause, so what world am I going to
We were trying to make a one-piece fic
Crap and i got a droid that probably dont do good with what
Yeah, honestly, I was hoping to avoid the curses, but you wanna give it a go
Yeah, might as well
[Orphan]
|Severity 4|
Your parents were killed in a car crash. Doesn't matter who they were; they just were. At the least the parents who were supposed to raise you anyway.
|Resolve: One and done deal.|
1 gold ability ticket
Well that is fine with me dont want the tragic kill the parents for plot lets roll that ticket
[Tinker PvZ]
|Epic Ability|
Plants vs Zombies - Allows you to genetically engineer plants from Plants vs Zombies. Such as flowers that turn sunlight into energy, ones that punch people, or breathe fire. The more powerful and esoteric a plant is, the more resources you need to produce it.
Ok, it's really good, but it can't help me fight
Yeah that was probably most of your luck so how about this we will roll another curse just to see what happens and if its bad we just wont do it or if its good we can go another go at the wheel but otherwise your on your own this is already kind cheating a bit
Thanks, higher me, let's try
[Perverted Aura]
|Severity 9|
You have an aura of perversion and deviancy around you, making people generally assume your intentions to be such. Even if you are a kind-hearted celibate saint, people might assume you have lewd ulterior motives for your actions.
|Resolve: Achieve Adept or above level Communication or Persuasion. Or abstain from carnal activities for a month. Or achieve 5 rare rank or higher tickets through sexual interactions.|
Well, since you were in high school, this shouldn't be a problem. Just wait a month
Well, you're not wrong, honestly. I just need to train for a month away from people, then im good, go to an abandoned island or spawn me there if you're nice enough
Honestly, I already rolled your start, and an abandoned island is doable, but yeah
1 gold ability ticket
[Assign]
|Rare Ability|
Allows you to assign polarity to objects to make them attract or repel each other; needs physical contact to activate. The more energy you expend, the stronger the polarity is.
You know what, I can live with this. Is it worth it? No, but I can live with this
Yeah either way i gotta send you on your way see you in the authors notes
Huh ahhhh
Authors notes:
Sup readers you may not know this but the island is gonna be interesting you will find out later maybe chapter 3 im going to try to make the chapters longer but i make no promises im currently writing this after getting a few chapters done and when i post this on webnovel i should have posted the rest of my first chaos gacha fic sorry about that one the mc became to op to quickly and realised he got to ophis level a bit to quickly i need to do the touch up on the last chapter as im writing this but yeah hopefully things will be better also thanks for ths support on these stories see you next time