I walk up to shore and see a pirate ship with a lions skull for the flag and i see a absolute giant of a man not an actual giant but a good 9 ft tall made of pure muscle and i assume is a lion zoan as his fruit to match the flag he appears to be yelling at people to raid the island which is not cool but gives me an idea you see a bunch of these guys have swords and armor which is wild by the way because people in this world dont normally wear armor unless they are like that loser kreig who cant fight strong people and had to compensate anyways the point is these guys have some pretty nice armor so im going to play some plants vs pirates but first since im out of sight and i got a very good skill called stealth im going to sneak around and place my plants
Pov change to pirates
Grunt 1: Hey, Captain, why are we raiding this island, sir
Captain Lionsmane, we are raiding it because it has a lot of resources and is said to have nearly all of the plants in the world, and you know what that means
Grunt 1: What is it, sir
Captain Lionsmane, devil fruits, you idiot devil fruits, and some asshole bought the entire island even though the world government has put it up for billions, and the only reason no one goes there is due to the strong beasts known to live there
Grunt, but if the strong beasts are there, won't we be killed
Captain, don't worry, they only reside further in the island, so if we stick to the edges, we should be fine
Pov change back to mc
Alright i set up my plants that i have made now we are currently in a area a lot like marineford with a crescent overlooking land i have my plants up on top of the hills aimed where i plan to put the magnets when they arrive then i use assign to set points of polarity that make crushing traps finally i plan to summon dusknoir for the captain because i dont think i can handle him alone so now to make an entrance well as much of one i can make i equip clones for my plants vs zombie ability and keep delay as i will delay assign to when i touch an opponent and he is about to kill me i get the other polarity pushing me back hopefully that works well
I send clones out, which I can only make 5, and they head out to lure the pirates here with a classic insult to pirates
Clone 1: Hey, you pirates, I bet my boat is better than yours
Clone 2: Hey, idiots, I bet my bounty is bigger than yours
Clone 3: Hey, I bet your mom is bigger than big mom
Clone 4, guess what I think Kaido could beat Big Mom
Clone 5, I bet your fathers never loved you
A group of pirates screams and rushes the clones, firing bullets that my clones dodge as they lead the pirates to the trap
Lionsmane, how dare you talk about my mom that way
The group rushes to the encirclement, and a few pirates get crushed by magnetic forces while the swords and armor are torn off and through the other pirates, and the captain just stares while his crew is killed instantly by forces he can't even see
Captain Lionsmane, what have you done, you bastard
Ha ha ha aha hahahahaha oh my god I didn't even think half of that would work heck I didn't think the magnets were strong enough to tear the armor off with the bodies oh and that leaves little mamas boy alright dusknoir you can have him
Captain Lionsmane, huh, who is Dusknoir
Behind you, Mr. Deadman
The captain looks behind him and sees my floating 7ft 3 ghost of pure muscle phase his hand through his chest and pull out his soul
And like that, the pirate crew is gone
Ding for killing a pirate with a 100 million beri bounty as a regular guy, you have gained a 1x diamond ability ticket
Ding. For killing for the first time and being ok with it, you have gained 1 advantage silver trait ticket
Ding for eliminating an entire pirate crew from the grandline as a normal person, you have gained 1 advantage, platinum ability ticket
For taking everything from your enemy, you have gained a 1 gold item ticket
For killing the armor armor devil fruit user, you have gained 1 gold ability ticket
Ok, that was a wild amount of tickets, and what do you mean, ok with it, they were pirates, of course, im going to be fine killing them, you're making it sound like im not normal, even though you say I am
Another note falls
Look man you are probably one of the more apathetic versions of me where you dont feel much so your probably going to need to get that helped but then again not like your gonna find therapy here but maybe i will get you some therapy as a quest reward or something anyways have fun with the dopamine rush for rolling a big ticket im gonna roll them all at once again
Diamond ability roll
[Limit Break]
|Epic Ability|
"Time to go all out." Upon activating Limit Break, for 4 minutes and 11 seconds, all parameters and energy regeneration are increased. In addition, your ability Slots are removed, allowing you to use all Abilities at once. This ability places immense strain on your body and can kill you. 7 Day cooldown.
[Bloodless]
|Uncommon Trait|
Blood loss who? You don't bleed like they do, even if your body is drained of most of its blood, as long as there is a cupful left, you won't feel its effect. If you are a vampire with this trait, you won't suffer the need for blood.
Or
[Iron Man]
|Uncommon Trait|
You are unusually tolerant, you can sleep under horrible conditions, endure strain far better, and push through wounds and exhaustion more easily. Overall, you are very hardy and enduring.
Going with Ironman for the reason I need to keep working out
[Golem Creation]
|Elite Ability|
Allows you to animate and command golems from earth, mud, sand, or metal. The more durable and powerful the golem, the higher the cost. The golems can be made temporary with less energy cost or permanent with a very high energy cost.
Or
[Dismantle]
|Rare Ability|
Allows you to send invisible slashes that you direct through hand motions. The more powerful a slash is, the more energy you need to expend.
Ok, so in lack of an actual attack move and the fact that golems are heavy and won't work on a ship, I go with dismantle
[I - The Magician]
|Elite Item|
Tarot Card - Increase the rarity of an ability temporarily for one hour. 240-hour cooldown
[Mystic Eyes of Enchantment]
|Elite Ability|
Allows you to hypnotise and mind-control those who make eye contact with you. This can be broken out by high willpower targets or targets stronger than the user.
Alright ignoring the possible therapy quest im going to collect my loot and bring the ship further in land i pick up on of my magnets with all the stuff attached to it and put them in my inventory dropping the bloody parts then i pick up the second one the pick up the other loot i have i decide to put the captains body in my inventory to turn in to a bounty station when i eventually leave the island then i grab a clean magnet plant from my inventory and go to the ship with a metal mast and pull it out of the water with the magnet while i pull it to the main land to a place where i wont lose it after i pull it out i decide to loot the ship and find some food i put in the inventory and this guy likes plants it seems because he has some nice ones that i need for my other plants to be made i then go down to the rooms below deck and see a guy trying to sneak out so i equip dismantle and ask
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Cabin boy, ah, please don't kill me, im just the cabin boy here
I see you have killed anyone
Cabin boy, no, sir
Well, that is good enough for me, so cabin boy, what's your name
Cabin boy, you're not gonna kill me
No, the only reason I killed them because they wanted to raid my island
Cabin boy i see
So whats your name because i keep calling you cabin boy in my head
Cabin boy my name is timmy people call me lil timmy
Yahahahahaha i like your name lil timmy
Timmy your laugh is a bit scary
Oh my bad i dont know what came over me well hey im wondering why did your group decide to attack my island
Timmy wait you dont know
Nope i sort of just woke up here one day and i have been living here ever since
Timmy wait dont you own this island
Yeah i do
Timmy then how do you not know this is devil fruit island
Wait this island is called devil fruit island
Timmy yeah this is said to be the hub where devil fruits were first found and is said to have a special connection to the devil who made the fruits
Huh thats pretty cool
Timmy WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS PRETTY COOL THIS PLACE IS A TREASURE TROVE!!!!!!
Gah you dont need to yell but i havent even found any devil fruits on the island
Timmy well they are said to be closer to the middle of the island you go the better the fruits
Huh well that makes sense i have only explored the edges of the island mostly because this place has some cool stuff but if it gets better the further in i better explore more
Timmy WAIT YOU CANT DO THAT THERE ARE DAANGEROUS MONSTERS THAT DWELL ON THIS ISLAND THEY ARE SAID TO BE AS STRONG AS NEW WORLD PIRATES ANDSOME EVEN HAVE EATEN DEVIL FRUITS!!!!!!!!
Geez dude you dont have to yell so they are really strong fine i will train more until i can defeat them all
Timmy fine just dont die because i dont even know how to leave here and if you die i will die here as well
Alright little timmy do you have a map on this ship like where we are on the grand line
Timmy yeah its in the captains room
We make our way to the captains and see the map on the wall in a case
This is a pretty detailed map it even has all of the paths to the new world where in the hell did your old captain get this
Timmy well when we were in louge town we found this bar and my captain got the map from there for a high price
Huh who knew that bar is still around
Timmy you know of that bar
Yeah your lucky your captains alive if he so much as pissed of the person working there he would have died
Timmy huh is that barkeep really that strong
Not at all but its who that barkeep is connected to who you should be afraid of
Timmy and who is that
Gol d roger the pirate king
Timmy oh gold roger WAIT GOLD ROGER THE PIRATE KING IS CONNECTED TO THAT BAR KEEP NO WAY!!!!
Dude if you keep yelling im going to knock you out
Timmy meekly sorry
Your good just try to freak out quitely anyways i grab the map and put it in my inventory
Steal a complete grandline map 1x platinum item ticket
Timmy in a regualr voice how did you do that
Oh yeah i have done a bunch of stuff that doesnt make sense huh well i guess you can contribute it to my devil fruit well calling it a devil fruit is wrong lets call it a sea fruit given to me by the sea god when i woke up here it lets me get random powers and a bunch of other stuff
Come up with a believable story on your powers gained 1 x platinum ability ticket
Gained the sea gods attention 1x platinum skill ticket
Sea god i like you little mortal and your power gets rid of the pesky devil fruits i believe you have earned my blessing
Gained minor sea gods blessing
Minor Sea gods blessing
You have gained the attention of the sea god your quite lucky you now can breathe underwater and the sea kings few you more favorably
Sea god if you want the full blessing take over this island and get rid of the devil fruits here
Quest generated
Trade those fruits
You have been tasked with getting rid of the fruits on devil fruit island and you have quite the task ahead of you so you better start working
Trade 5 devil fruits the tickets for all of them combined if you dont spend them
Trade 10 devil fruits the tickets for all of them combined if you dont spend them
Trade 20 devil fruits an update on the blessing
Trade all 100 fruits including the ones eaten on the island the full blessing of the sea god
Authors note
So pretty crazy chapter am i right we had a fight that was rather brutal and bloody but it is what it is but yeah new companion and the mc got the attention of the sea god something im going to explore more on since the one piece anime hasnt really talked about the sea god much other than when they first talked about devil fruits
Mc wait why havent you rolled the tickets
Oh about that its probably will be rolled next chapter because im writing this on my school computer and the website for chaos gacha is blocked so i have do the rolls at home or on the computer that dont have the blocks either way its going to be next chapter but good news is your gonna have your third ability slot so good job on doing some crazy stuff
Mc oh nice well i guess i can forgive you for being late with my tickets