WELCOME TO EPISODE TWO OF ROAST ME I AM FOREVER YOUR HOST {ALEN_ITSADO}. LETS TODAY EPISODE BEGIN;
Kyle: Mirrors can't talk lucky for you they can't laugh
Jake: You are so ugly that when you look at the mirror the mirror cracks
Kyle: Well at least I am not like you that sneaks up on the mirror
Jake: Your mom is so ugly that her hairline is receding to get away from her ugly face
Kyle: Your mum is so fat she makes Humpty Dumpty look like a body builder
Jake: Damn , that too far
Kyle: Just like your hairline.
Judge- Emotional Damage
Audience- This is so painful , bro go cry somewhere else
Kyle: Your mama is so dumb , that when a thief broke into your house and took the TV , she ran after him saying you forgot the remote.
Security-[Whispers] I bet that hurt
Jake: Your mom is so fat that her car has stretch marks.
Kyle: Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house , she really sits around the house
Jake: When mum so fat that when she fats dust comes out
Kyle: Your mom is so old that when she was told to act her age she perished
Jake: Let me tell you the truth the earth was actually flat until they buried your mom
Pls comment ,on Episode 10 I will drop my discord in the chat and ask from roast for you guys so please comment and rate honestly