WELCOME TO EPISODE TWO OF ROAST ME I AM FOREVER YOUR HOST {ALEN_ITSADO}. LETS TODAY EPISODE BEGIN;
Jake: Your breath is so bad that it brought the solar system out of balance
Security: MF
Kyle: Do you know why I won't beat you now--.It is because I don't want to get arrested for "animal abuse"
Jake: Your Dad dropped you off at the school gate and he was arrested for littering.
Judge: DAMN!
Kyle: I bet you were born on the highway ,cause that were most accidents occur
Jake: on the left side of your brain there is nothing left and on the right side of your brain there is nothing left
Audience: Right there was a violation
Kyle: point of correction everything starts with do you have a brain
Jake: Your mom is so fat that she uses your bed as a pillow
Kyle: Well at least my mum is not as fat as your mom that brought the earth out of the solar system
Jake: You are so ugly that anytime I think of you I am jealous of the people that never met you
Kyle: You are so ugly that when you were born , the doctors threw you out of the window BUT , the window threw you back
Security: BROTHER
Jake: Lets play horse i will be the front and you will be the back
Kyle: Do you think this hurts my feelings, the only thing that hurts is my eyes when I look at you