welcome to ROAST ME I AM YOUR HOST {ALEN_ITSADO} . Today we will be having a contest between Kyle and Jake . So lets welcome them ;
since they have been welcomed let me introduce your judges me well it can only be me since we are low on our budget
Kyle: Jake you are so ugly that the whole word faked a pandemic so you would wear a nose mask
Audience- OMG
Jake: Kyle you are so stupid that I kept your stupidity on the titanic and it sank
Judge-Emotional damage!
Kyle: Jake , you are so ugly that the first you went to a zoo a gorilla asked you how you escaped
Security{James}-HOLY SHIT!
Jake: ---------------------------------[this means silence]
Kyle: Jake , it took your mom 9 months to make a joke
Jake: At least she made something funny unlike your mom.
Kyle: That off limits MF
Jake: You look pretty
Kyle: --Thank you
Jake: Pretty ugly
Judge: the winner of this round is JAKE
BONUS;
Kyle: Should i tell you the history of the word God forbid --
Jake: Yes
Kyle: That was what your mom shouted when she gave birth to you