(Chaos. Love. HR complaints. And a whole lot of 'CEO, your wife is in the server room again.')
🏢 Morning – Lu Corporation Headquarters
The staff were quiet. Serious. Dressed in grey, black, and navy.
Until Xu Yinyin entered.
In a red blazer.
White sunglasses.
Sipping iced tea from a boba cup with her laptop bag that said:
"I Hack Rich Men's Wifi and Their Hearts."
Receptionist: "Uh… Mrs. Lu…?"
"I'm just here to visit my husband and maybe cause a little harmless tech panic."
💻 Upstairs – CEO Office
Lu Zeyan was reviewing merger documents.
Then the intercom buzzed.
"Sir… your wife is trying to install malware on the snack machine."
He sighed.
"Again?"
"She says she's teaching the vending machine to say thank you."
💥 Chaos Begins
Yinyin barged into his office mid-meeting.
Zeyan: "Yinyin, I'm in a call with shareholders."
Yinyin: "Okay. And I'm emotionally neglected. We all have problems."
She walked behind him, kissed his head, and whispered:
"Also, your assistant forgot your lunch. I hacked the kitchen robot and made it deliver noodles."
Then she smiled at the screen.
"Hi, shareholders. Your CEO is cute. Byeeee."
Call: ended.
😂 Later – HR Tries to Intervene
HR: "Mr. Lu, we really need to talk about Mrs. Lu—"
"If she breaches the server room again, we'll all be audited by midnight."
"And she swapped the welcome music in the elevator to a remix of your wedding vows."
Zeyan: rubs his forehead
"I'll talk to her."
But when he finds her…
She's lounging on the server tower with a strawberry popsicle, telling the IT interns that if they "vibrate the firewall too hard it'll get shy."
"Yinyin."
"Hey, hubby. Want a bite?"
👴 Surprise Guest — Grandpa Lu
Then it got worse.
Chairman Lu — the grandfather — walked in unannounced.
He found Yinyin sitting on Zeyan's lap, wearing his suit jacket and telling the board they should install a nap room and name it "Wifey Zen Zone."
"Zeyan. Is this… business?"
Yinyin smiled sweetly.
"Hello, Grandpa. I'm reorganizing the corporate culture."
Zeyan whispered:
"Get off my lap. Get off my lap. GET OFF—"
Grandpa:
"No, no. Let her finish."
❤️ End Scene – On the Rooftop
Zeyan dragged her to the rooftop for "air."
"Yinyin."
"Yes?"
"You hijacked three meetings, made HR cry, and bribed the janitor with bubble tea."
"And I looked hot doing it."
He stared at her for a long second… then burst out laughing.
"You're insane."
"But I'm yours."
They kissed.
The rooftop camera caught it.
An intern accidentally leaked the clip to the office group chat.
Half the company was now shipping their CEO and his lunatic wife.