Welcome dear Readers into this covenant of chaos and trees are okay to..
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Thas all folks Now on with our story
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Kenji Tanaka died on a Tuesday.
Not in a blaze of glory, not in a tragic villain attack, but because He tripped over a rock while crossing the street after grabbing discounted sushi.
He was ya regular joe
28 with four years of civil engineering under his belt a world class technician of designing efficient sewer systems. 😅
"If only~…" most of my lunch breaks
Being spent debating anime plot holes with coworkers or Weekend filled cycling, gaming, or randomingly dropping by his parents house in the burbs.
With my greatest rebellion? Putting hot sauce on ma's meatloaf
But Kenji who should be ya average guy had one quiet flaw… His brain didn't work
or more like he didn't get the server update, maybe in his past life he was a souls mob..
"Interesting hypothesis" kenji mummered walking the side walk a finger placed gently at his chin in thought but sadly not likely the conclusion he'd stamp
He just couldn't process true chaos..,
Not laziness, not denial—his brain simply *refused* to linger on disorder. When faced with randomness a sudden downpour, a spilled coffee, a friend's emotional breakdown—Kenji's mind instantly crafted a logical narrative
"Rain? Good for the gardens."
"Coffee spill? This table needed cleaning anyway."
"Sobbing friend? They'll feel better after a night out at the club."
He called it "optimism." His therapist called it "pathological rationalization."
But before we continue on this journey of sushi empowerment
Let's recap the day
Kenji thought for a moment
Still walking with a finger poised on his chin
7:00 AM:Jogged while listening to a podcast about bridge engineering.
9:00 AM:Calmly fixed a coworker's CAD file after they accidentally deleted a month's work (*"Backups exist for a reason, Emi!"*).
1:00 PM:Ate sushi on break. Praised the chef's "efficient rice-to-fish ratio."
6:00 PM: Clocked out, thrashed emi for being so clumsy then bought to rice cakes for feeling guilty
Damn you and your Puppy eyes Emi!! (;-;)
6:30 PM present time : Noticed the sky bruising purple—unnatural, swirling. Huh. Pollution's getting creative. He kept walking. And stopped at the corner of the cross walk waiting for the light to change
I guess that concludes it huh thought I did more today but whatever time for Sushi enlightenment !!!
He gloated his body nearly tumbling over catching himself before he fell, he jumped up blending into a line of waves at the pure excitement of sushi
"Sushi!!!" Kenji screamed merrily as the light funky change he skips along the cross walk with a grin
"Vrm".. A rock flopped out the portal onto the path of our enlightened protagonist
"Uh rock??"
He Tripped
Kenji Tanaka died mid- stride.
One second: *" Sushi is creation, pure artistry "*
The next: *"Why is the asphalt rushing toward my fa—"*
**CRUNCH.**
Darkness.
Then—**light**. And *pain*.
Not the spiritual kind. The *real*, raw, "did-a-rock-just-banana -peeled-me- oh-wait-it-did" kind.
Kenji gasped.
Air flooded lungs that felt smaller. Younger. Sticky with the tinny taste of blood and… *grape soda*?
He was horizontal. Staring at a popcorn ceiling.
A Whole set of new memories crashed into him:
Hero merch hoarding, bullying scars, desperate UA application forms… And Love letters??
*"Ah,"* Kenji thought, utterly calm. *"Reincarnation… Statistically 🤨 not impossible. Quantum sushi immortality theory suggests—"*
KENJI THOUGHT
AND
CHAOS ERUPTED
The room *breathed*.
Walls pulsed like living skin. A half-eaten taiyaki on the desk grew googly eyes and winked.
Gravity flipped. He slid off the bed—only to float gently upward.
😀..Kenji sighed. *"Monday mornings were less eventful."
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Well Dear Readers I hope you've been enjoying yourslef thus far
With our Sushi Loving Kenji at the helm of our chaotic Adventure
until next time… or when I'm taking a shit
Love y'all 😘
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