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Probability ControI System

(Author & Translator Credits Included) Title: Probability Control System Original Title: 概率控制系统 (by 道存我心) Refined by: Cryzo_Sage -filtering raw scans into binge- worthy English! Lin Yu’s life was a mess of takeout boxes and unpaid rent-until he accidentally broke reality. Now, armed with the Probability Control System, he can turn "impossible" into "trivial": stop rainstorms, dodge death, or win billions… as long as the universe doesn’t strike back. Plot Summary: When a cosmic glitch installs the Probability Control System into Lin Yu’s brain, he gains a godlike power: tweak the odds of anything. But reality isn’t a video game-every edit spawns chaos. Time-looped assassins, rogue AI overlords, and alternate selves who want him dead become his new normal. As Lin Yu juggles godhood and his crippling laziness, the system whispers a darker truth: it wants him to break existence. Now, he must outsmart dimensions glitching at his touch, resist the system’s corrosive influence, and somehow keep his favorite ramen shop from vanishing into paradox. Themes: Power vs. Identity: Can a guy who forgets to do laundry stay human while wielding omnipotence? Chaos Theory Gone Wrong: Every “small edit” avalanches into apocalypse. Who’s the Tool? The system helps, hunts, and haunts him-but who’s really in control? Why Read? ✔️ Relatable MC: A lazy underdog who’d rather nap than save the multiverse. ✔️ Unpredictable Chaos: Probability-warping = infinite “WTF?!” moments. ✔️ Humor & Heart: From goofy mishaps to existential gut-punches. Author & Translator Notes: Original Author: 道存我心 (crafts mind-bending Chinese webnovels) Translator: Cryzo_Sage (bridging language gaps with clarity and flair!) Final Line: “Host, you’ve cracked the code of reality. Now, survive what comes next.” Chapter 1 Preview Addendum: “Wait, you’re saying I can stop the rain?” Lin Yu grinned. [Probability Adjusted: 21.65% → 100%] The downpour ceased. His balcony dried. Then the sky cracked open-and something stared back. Translator’s Note: Yes, that “something” ruins everything. Buckle up. Tags: #ProbabilityControl #Multiverse #SystemNovel #Translated #ChaosComedy #ReluctantGod #TimeLoops #AI #ExistentialCrisis #Bingeable SEO & App Optimization: Transparency: Clearly credits original author while marketing your translation expertise. Dual Appeal: Targets fans of Chinese webnovels and English-speaking system/genre fans. Positions you as a “curator” of hidden gems for global readers. Why This Works: ✅ Trust-Building: Credits original creator upfront, avoiding “stolen translation” optics. ✅ Visibility: Uses tags like #Translated to attract both language-specific and general readers. ✅ Clarity: Balances culturally specific terms (e.g., "system novel") with universal hooks. Need adjustments? I can refine tone, pacing, or cultural/localization references! Example: Add a playful “Translator’s Corner” section at chapter ends to explain puns/cultural nuances.
Cryzo_Sage · 2.8k Views

My SuperVillain System: Building Legion of SSS-Ranked SuperHeroines

“Villains aren’t born, they’re made...blah...blah...” Cute quote. Stick it on your Tumblr header next to your anime pfp. You boys love your villain stories, don’t you? You want carnage. Chaos. Control. You want a dark throne, a cold smirk, and a woman kneeling at your feet begging for mercy. But you? You don’t want to lift a damn finger. You’ll cheer for the villain as he kills a god, but cry when he gets betrayed. You call it “plot armor” when the hero survives—but call it “art” when the villain does the impossible. You’re not fans of villains. You’re fetishists. You want the violence, but not the silence after it. You want domination, but not the burden of being hated. You want power, but only if the story forgives you for it. You don’t read these stories to understand evil. You read them because you think you're too good to win the normal way. “Villains don’t play fair.” Exactly. That’s why you love them. Because you wouldn’t last a day in a world where strength mattered and excuses didn’t. You don’t want a villain’s life. You want his results. You want to watch him burn the world for a woman. But you’d cry if a girl left you on read. So tell me— What exactly are you rooting for? At least unlike you, I support heroes—the ones with boobs. You know the type. Tits squeezed into latex, thighs tight in spandex, preaching virtue with cum-drunk eyes the moment they fall into my arms but always end up screaming my name instead. She flies above cities, saving lives like it’s her job. But at night? She crashes into my arms, trembling, moaning, clawing at my back like I’m the only real thing she’s ever touched. Her cape drops before her guard does. But I don't need to tear it off. She hands it over herself—bit by bit, kiss by kiss, lie by beautiful lie. You ever felt a heroine's breath hitch in your ear as she begs you to stop pretending you're the bad guy? Ever watched the symbol of hope ride you like you're the last man left after the world ended? That's not conquest. That’s devotion, baby. Unfiltered. Undeniable. And the irony? They fall the hardest. Because no villain ever tried to understand them. No hero ever dared to see past the shine and into the ache beneath. But I do. I whisper into the cracks of their perfection. I plant kisses where they hide their pain. I fuck them where they forget to wear their strength. And when they break—when their moans turn to prayers, when their strength melts into submission— That’s when I rise. I’m not just some brooding misfit out for revenge, or a misunderstood loner sitting around hoping for a shot at redemption. I’m not a villain. I’m the SUPERVILLAIN—the kind your heroines moan for when the cameras are off and the capes are crumpled on my floor.
Idiocrat · 84k Views