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The President of the United States of F*** Everything

Kar_nl
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I didn’t become President to “serve the people.” I became President because power is the sexiest thing on Earth — and now, I own it. The Oval Office? That’s my playground. Every hand I shake, every law I sign, every backroom deal I make — all of it just reminds me of one thing: nobody says no to the President. Not my enemies. Not the press. And definitely not the women who look at me like I’m untouchable. But here’s the thing about power: It’s a game of knives and scandals. Every day, someone wants to take my seat, ruin my name, or bury me six feet deep. Good luck with that. I’m not just playing the game — I AM the game. And I always win.
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Chapter 1 - The Morning After I F*cked a Senator’s Wife

I didn't wake up to the sound of freedom.

I woke up to the sound of my Secret Service detail politely knocking on the bedroom door, reminding me that I was, in fact...

The President of the United States and not some hungover frat boy who accidentally wandered into the White House.

Except I kind of am.

The woman sprawled across my bed—hair like spilled gold, wearing nothing but my tie—definitely wasn't my wife. She was, however, a senator's wife. Technically.

I could tell by the congressional ID still sticking out of her purse, wedged somewhere between a packet of breath mints and a bottle of "emergency" Plan B.

Yeah. Another day in the Oval Office.

I push myself upright, the presidential seal on the headboard mocking me with its self-importance.

My name's Colton Rockwell—35 years old, youngest President in American history, and the reason C-SPAN has to blur more asses than MTV Spring Break circa 2005.

People keep asking me how I got here.

Here's the truth: I didn't "serve the people." I served myself, with a heaping side of ambition and a fat middle finger to the political establishment.

You think I got elected because I was the "people's choice"? Nah. I got elected because I was the loudest, the smartest, and the only one willing to say exactly what everyone else was too scared to. Also, because I looked damn good doing it.

America didn't want a politician.

America wanted a winner.

And who better than me?