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Chapter 29 - The World's Most Dangerous Tea Party

3rd Person Pov

Ingraccia Disappearances File 1

For over half a year, there has been numerous cases of reported missing person reports within the cities and towns. These numbers have surpassed the average number of missing person reported in the last couple of years

There was an immediate assumption that there was a growing number of bandit groups being formed locally. But studies provided by the freedom association guild shown that any possible hideouts nearby had no population of bandits

To add further concern and confusion, a significant portion of these missing person reports were estimated to be within the borders of cities and large towns, away from the isolated and unsupervised roads in between.

There has been a few further searches outside and within the cities by the members of the guild but with minimal results. Signs of activity were confirmed in the investigated locations but any encounter with an individual has not occurred

With information scarce, guesses and theories could only be formed with nothing being confirmed nor concrete given the drought of data to go off by

The majority of the higher ups still believe this is just a rise in bandit related crimes

Some started to speculate that given the larger scale of the situation, there was a huge criminal organization pulling the strings which has been a common subject amongst the politicians due to a separate ongoing investigation regarding the matter further in the west

But a handful had made some speculation about the possibility of this being a work of a demonic cult. A more mystical and otherworldly involvement could help explain how troublesome this case has become more than it should be

This wouldn't be the first time that demons have pulled strings from behind the scenes as was the case with the Kingdom of Filtwood where an arch demon took over the kingdom and was only slain by the champion Shizu, the Conqueror of Flames

With the current investigation seemingly stumped, the guild decided to request the assistance of team light speed which currently consist of Jinrai, Bernie, and Masayuki. They have been becoming a popular party as of recently which build some confidence within the higher ups that they could be of some help form some progress in the investigation, although there are some doubter that an up and coming party could be effective for this matter.

We'll just have to wait and see if Masayuki and his party can prove to be useful for this situation and maybe we can actually get some answer onto what is going

End of File

Kaijuno's Pov

Late into the night of tempest, a current scuffle is occurring within it's townhall involving the nation's king and guardian dragon

Kaijuno:(Oh shit!)

Veldora: (OH SHIT!!!)

Velzard: Ara, it's been too long Veldora

Veldora: I-I-I-I y-y-yes! it's been a been a long while V-Velzard

Velzard: Yes, I'm quite surprised to see you haven't immediately gone on a rampage as you usually have

Veldora: Uh, yeah. I've been reevaluating how I have done things. I'm trying to uh, be more of a adult

Velzard: Really! I was being to wonder if you were to ever grow out of your tantrums. Although once Walpurgis is done, I'd wish to "talk" like we always have

This simple mention of the word "talk" made Veldora drastically pale, he didn't even break a sweat, he just stood frozen and cold

Velzard: Now then, I've been hearing there are new family members and that one of them is the newest demon lord

Now I felt uneasy as her attention was focused on me. Veldora, not wanting take any risk jumped to take the lead of the conversation to prevent any possible disaster from the white ice dragon

Veldora: uh y-yes actually they're right here. Say hi Kaijuno

Kaijuno: uh h-hello there

Velzard: Ara, so you're Kaijuno. I didn't think you would hold traits of the lycanthropes. Have you been secretly been wandering around Eurazania, Veldora?

Veldora: N-n-nope! Kaijuno is actually a slime that chose to take a beastly form

Velzard: A slime? Now that's surprising. You're not what I expected as my newest nephew but I'm happy to see that you're still quite young

Both me and Veldora swiftly glanced at eachother in confusion at the idea of us being father and son

I tried to make a correction to avoid any possible confusion but Velzard interupted me

To mostly everyone's suprise, I was interupted being Velzard patting my head like a small child

It was mostly everyone as exclusively, Veldora had an expression that he had his life drained from him by the sight of his sister making any contact with me

Velzard: Goodness! You look and feel so soft for a demon lord. You might even rival milim's cuteness. Make sure to not grow up to be like your father Kaijuno

Veldora:(She's not actually being gentle is she!!!!!? What is this all of sudden!?)

Velzard: Oh! I almost forgot! Where is this princess Rimuru I've been hearing of too? I was looking forward to meeting her as well

Veldora was desperately trying to find the words to explain while I immediately forced myself to resist the hurricane of laughter within me

Something that was noticed by both of the True Dragons in the room. It actually sounded like I had a congested nose for a moment which Velzard mistaken it to be

Velzard: Veldora, are you not taking care of your children?

I had to turn to the side due to this intense wave of laughter as Velzard was starting to grill into Veldora about his parental responsibilities. Yagami had to activate Mikael to calm me down

Veldora: a-ah! No need to worry, I've been looking after them as I should be. As for Rimuru, she's currently away doing "princess" things. She's not currently present

Velzard: Oh really?

Veldora: Yes!

Velzard: well that's a shame. I was hoping to meet both of the newest members of the family.

Veldora: Such a shame indeed

Velzard: Now then, I'm sure Guy wouldn't appreciate if we keep him waiting any longer

Out of courtesy, I and Veldora followed right behind Velzard with Veldora urging his position to be between me and Velzard as we walked through. He really doesn't seem to want me be anywhere near Velzard even if he has to be physically closer in trade

Ramiris frantically followed us yelling about waiting for her while everyone else silent and formal

With introductions settled, the demon lords and their groups were escorted throughout an eerie hall, escorted by the ice Empress herself

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why did I truly wanted to become a demon lord? Was it power, or fame? Partially yes to both of the above. You don't get unique skills all willy nilly and the vast majority in this world aren't even aware of ultimate skills let alone even hope to gain a single one.

Being fortunate to have the knowledge of events ahead of time, I didn't wish to pass up the opportunity to get my own, even if there was a possibility for this to happen as well during the patron harvest festival during the eastern empire arc. Seemed to have paid off since I not only gotten one but multiple Ultimate Skills although one short of Rimuru's

For the other, it was mainly the nerd part of me screaming "We can make ourselves a badass villain, let's get it right!". I was always intrigued by villainess character more than the hero of the story, no nonsense moral ideals to restrain them, they just do what they want and that's that. So if I were to pick either role, it would always be the fun one. I suppose it's what gave my ultimate skills their names. And if I get to be villain, I shall take full advantage of it. Looking intimidating, being a prick to my enemies, making myself a mighty and horrifying being. It might comes off as strange at best, but it sounds hilarious and fun to me

Although the point that leaned me over to insist that I became the demon lord were the other demon lords infact. I always found it ridiculous annoying that rimuru let these guys push him around so much, especially Guy Crimson.

I thought "I'm not as nice as rimuru, I'll just tell these jackasses to shove it and move on". I was sure that rimuru was just being a pushover for the sake of comedy. I can tell these punks to piss off all willy nilly, that's there to worry about

APPARENTLY I should consider giving rimuru an apology!

As right now! I feel like everyone in the room can kill me if I look at them funny! The very first thing to notice is Guy's leaking aura, it's wild and tense. It's already enough to send shivers down my spine, but it's even worst knowing it's far, FAR from his full might)

Guy especially has been focusing on me. It looks like he's blankly staring forward but he's definitely not one to drift into thought. And it's even worst that Velzard of all people being here when she wasn't here in canon. If I didn't already had Mikael turned on, I would've been screaming in the inside. It is also a dangerous gamble to show off my full power on the spot for all of these analytical minds see. Thankfully I got my mask to change the aura cover to now I'm at a demon lord seed at maximum. Thanks to the brilliant works of Yagami

I checked around, it seemed I and Ramiris were the first to arrive, thankfully soon after we stepped in, she immediately went over to guy, shifting his gaze to her

I myself was nervously contemplating on what was the safest thing to do in thsi new environment, I kept wondering "what do I do?" Can I sit on the chair immediately? Would I get my entire existence erased if I do that. Should I ask? Would I get erased if I asked? Should I just stand here? What's the best to not get killed on the spot

Probably after an awkward amount of time, guy had to openly say that I'm supposed to sit in the seat right infront of me

Just as I settled onto my assigned seat, Veldora was the first to notice the next demon lord arriving. Much to his delight, it was none other than Dagruel the Earthquake

Veldora:Yo! Dagruel! It's been ages!

Dagruel: It sure has been, glad to see you're finally out of that prison

Veldora: Kuahahaha! As if I was going to be trapped in there forever! Hey, I've been aching for a good fight, how about after this, we can go-

Before the idea could be entertained, a sudden cold shiver jolted behind Veldora's non-existent existent spine

Velzard: Ara

Veldora: I-I mean, how's the family?

Dagruel: Well my sons have been complete nuisances to say the least. Glassord, has been doing alright. And you know who is being you know who. Speaking of family, I heard you got new additions

Veldora: Yeah! This over here is my Lil bro Kaijuno. Say hi dude

Kaijuno: Oh uh, hey there Dagruel.

I felt a little uneasy seeing the titan in person given his stature. He was tall in the anime, but in person, he was NOT a small man by any means

Dagruel: Hey there, it seems that you're this Kaijuno guy that I've been hearing about

Kaijuno: so you have. Do you know my big bro as well?

Dagruel: of course! He and I go way back

Veldora: Absolutely, he and I would always clash for the sake of it

Dagruel: and yet there was never a resulted winner

Veldora: not even after so long

Dagruel: alright I have to get to my seat, it was great chatting with you again Veldora

Veldora: Same! Let's continue afterwards

Kaijuno:(Seriously! That dude was TALL. I knew he was of a gigantic race but I didn't expect for him to tower over me by that much)

Yagami:(Notice, Due to your adorably small stature, most individuals would tower over you)

Kaijuno: (Adorable!? I'm supposed to be a scary demon lord that brings fear to all! Not some cute mascot!)

Yagami: (Suggestion, accept you fate. Your cuteness is inevitable)

Kaijuno: (grrrr.....oh wait, you mean by wolf in sheep's clothing don't ya? Cause you're the Deceptive King and it's a classic form of deception, ha ha!)

Yagami: (...no)

Kaijuno: (....probably just my imagination. Hmmmm, if Dagruel is this tall and muscular, would it mean the same for the giants of his nation ...would it be the same for the women.)

If I am seen as cute, maaaaybe I can be approachable enough to be tightly hugged by a ...tall and.... muscular woman)

Yagami:(....Notice, your masochistic side is showing)

Kaijuno:(I'M NOT A MASOCHIST!!! I'm just . . . a bit of a fan of the muscular body build)

Yagami:(Tall, Muscular, Tight Hugs Noted)

Kaijuno:(what?)

Yagami:(what)

Taking a moment off from the inner convo I'm having, I noticed that the other demon lords began arriving

Kaijuno: (As if Dagruel and guy wasn't already making me feel uneasy, here comes luminous spilling an aura of a super awakened being. Ok Ok, that old butler dude is Gunther and the fake demon lord is Valentine, right? I forgot which twin is which. All I can recall is that this twin is more of a prick of the pair)

Recognizing the presence of the storm dragon, the maid of the vampiric demon lord gave off a glare to said storm dragon. A shiver was set down Veldora's non-existent spine much to his confusion as to why

Kaijuno: (Feels surreal that I get to see Luminous hating Big Bro in person. Also I assumed Luminous would look a bit more mature, like more in her twenties. But she looks like a teenager.)

Not much time after, an even younger looking demon lord had arrived, one that Ramiris has a personal gripe with and it was immediately shown why. As it was none other than the sleeping ruler, Dino

Dino: Yo! I see you're still puny as ever, ya pixie

Ramiris: You trying to pick a fight or something!

And to further prove my point, even Dino looks like he's fresh out of middle school.Also it's kinda uncanny how his eye bangs are so visible. I guess that's sloth for ya

The next batch consisted of the demon lords of the recent generation. Well more like offically one demon lord and another attending disguise

Kaijuno: (Thank goodness, some folks more my speed. The more chill Beastmaster Carrion in disguise and Harpy Frey. I would be lying to say that I can understand what rimuru meant about Frey in the scope of the anime.

Buuuuuuut, with my own two non existent eyes directly. I can see it, 8 out of 10)

Yagami:(Suggestion, think with your non existent brain instead of your non existent pelvis)

I had internally paused by the remark, mainly cause I can tell that I just got burned by Yagami

Kaijuno: (I'll let you have that one. But like any individual of fine culture, I gotta appreciate the Milfs when I see them.

I say the factor that stands out the most is her completely exposed thighs. I know it's degenerate and all, but I just-I just, want to lay my head on meaty thighs like those)

This was met with silence from Yagami, even I could tell they were side eyeing me with judgment

Kaijuno: (Also I want to bite and nibble on her bread dough soft skin too.....Is that a bit much?)

Yagami:(Answer, YES)

Kaijuno:( I guess to fair, milim turned to be right about one thing in regards to frey. She's sagging on the chicken breast.)

Yagami:(Meaty Thighs, Bread Dough Soft Skin, Maturity Presense, Firm Chest Muscle Noted)

Only growing more concerned about Yagami's note taking, I was gonna asked why were they taking notes but I was interupted by Lavandra who immediately caught on the Carrion was wearing a lion mask to cover up his identity

Before either of us could indulge in this topic, another demon lord appeared without either of us noticing prior. It was none other than the first demon lord on Rimuru's shit list, Leon Cromwell, the Platinum Devil

It would sound heartless to think so, but I don't really have an intense grudge against Leon. It was Rimuru who made a brief bond with Shizu and fufilled her final wishes, not me. She seemed sweet but I didn't really have any connection with Shizu. Maybe her and Rimuru could've end up being an item, I wouldn't be against the idea of having her as a sister in law

As for Leon, he immediately gave off a sense curiosity, even without my own personal connection, I still felt tense

He claimed I felt familiar, which was more spot on given I made my hair black like Shizu, essentially making me a mini version of her without the beast ears

This remark mildly irritate me as it was clear to the both of us of what he meant by familiar, I'd rather he cut to the chase

Kaijuno: Are the poetics really necessary? We both know who you meant by "familiar"

Leon: Yes, it quite a shame that she is no longer with us. If only she simply accepted ifrit. Although is quite odd her memory would be carried on by someone with . . . Fox ears?

Kaijuno: Pointy dog ears and maybe pairing a scared kid with an aggressive and blood thirsty ifrit would have some sort of chance to not result in a good match up. Regardless of how much is stubbornly expected

Leon: I simply given her a chance to live out her life. Whatever happened in it was her choice

Kaijuno:(Guess I should've read more in the Granbelle arc as I'm having hard time recalling how this guy was redeemed)

Kaijuno: It didn't really seem all that generous as you're making it out to be. whatever, unfortunately this isn't exactly the place for such a discussion

Leon: If you do have an issue. I can invite you over to El Dorado so we can discuss the matter further

Kaijuno: Sure, I'll take your up on that offer

Leon: Alright then, although...it's only if you can survive that is

Just a timed in the anime, the final guest arrived. First came Milim who held a blank face due to having a dried up bell pepper in her mouth. Then finally, the bastard of the hour himself, Clayman. Perfectly as predicted, he a slim man in a completely white suit, giving an immediate precense of nobility and elegance. And of course, he had a big dumb arrogant expression on his face that massively raised my bloodlust and killing intent.

Although this time despite still having a cocky expression, he didn't smack milim leaving everyone more neutral than shocked like in canon. While I myself was confused since I expected him to immediately do something stupid.

Clayman: My apologies for keeping you all waiting

Kaijuno:(So we finally get to meet Clayman. Face to face, finally in eachother's direct precense. The very bastard who kept tormenting the one's I'm grateful for. The people I hold dear, T̴̙́̍͘͝͝Ḧ̸̘́̈̃̈́Ę̷̡͈̮̭͝ ̴̲̑̌̔Ȏ̵̞͕̀̀͗͘Ṉ̷͓̥̲̐̍͝͠E̵̥̳͈̞͊̎̓'̴͙̿́S̵͖̦̥͊̈́̿͝ͅ ̶̨̧̰͈͑W̵̞͉̙͇̏͠Ḧ̷̦̱́̀͐O̵̢͍̹̻̊͐͝ ̴̢̊S̴̰̤̹̈́͐Ų̶̫͉̄F̷̘͉͈̣̖̑F̷̲͈̫̌E̷̛̲͇̭̮̯̊͆R̶̺͐Ĕ̸̟͓D̶̫͒̉!̴̧̳̟̭̣͑͊̌͑...)

And yet there is no guilt in those eyes. Infact, I'm seeing pride in them, proud of have getting blood of the innocent on your hands to fufill your selfish fantasy!.....I suppose that makes the two of us. You're not sorry for what you did to me, nor am I sorry what I did to the soldiers of Falmuth and I'm especially not gonna be apologetic for what I'll be doing to you

Afterall... we're demon lords. We don't concern ourselves with morale high grounds, we don't care about shame. We simply...do what we desire and that's THAT.

To think, I found you intimidating when the anime first aired. But now...I only see you as mere prey. Hopefully you didn't forget that promise I made back with the orc disaster. Because you now you crossed that line. NOW, I'll do what I said back then. Now .... Í̸̪͚͉̝̮̲̰̜̼͈̪̃̔̏̐̽̀̈́̒̂͑́̋̈́̏̚͝'̵̹̈̍̈̃̋̉̓̚L̷̢͔͚͇̦̉̑̔̽Ľ̶͎̮̯̱̪̮̌̒͂̈͒͘ ̸̛͖̼̩̥͓̝ͅM̴̨̨̧͍̹͕͉̥̲̙̞̰̲̰̤͌́̽̎̈́̃͂͒͂̋̓͘͝Ą̵̡̱̮̦̱̞̞̹̥̗̹͔͉̝̫̦̏͊͆̄̇K̸̡̧̧̧͖͚̮͔̥̟̟̯͖̲̤͌̂̈́͋͆̾͐̋͒͘̕͜͠ͅȨ̶̰̱̲̱̙̭̘̬̝͇͙͉̽̆̃͑̃̋̈͂̈́̿͜ ̷̱̝̥̄̋̌̌̀͊̿̒̄̎͘͠Ý̸̧̯͔̦͓̞̫͎̤͓͉͎͛̀͒̈́̇̏̈́̔́̂͘͘͝͝O̸̡̢͓͙̙̦͇͎̥͓̮̟̬̦̊̓̓̔̏͂͐̓͘͜U̵̧̨̫̥͖̞̹̥̫͎̯̺͕͗́͋̂ͅ ̶̠̈́B̷̛̘̟̈͋̔͗̊̈́́̉L̴̢̳̲͇̲̈̓́̊̍̂͘Ę̸͍̹͓̝͈͖̺͙̫̩̼͗͂͗͛́̑͆̈̄͗̈́̔͠Ȅ̷̢̝̗͕̖̮͇͉͎̜̰̰̞̯͉͆́͗́͂͝͝D̸̡̘͔̆̏̀̊͜͠!̸̧̼̺̱͙͎̠̣̬̯̀̈͌̈̑̇̋̽̋̌̀̈́͘!̵̜̪̺̉̇̐͑̏̄!̶̡̡̛̳͔̲̰̭͆̔̈

I would've been showing an ill intending expression, if I still wasn't worried about what I should do in the presense of other demon lords. Even if beefing with Leon knowing he'll brush me off and Clayman's pathetic appearance drove my non existent blood to boil

Rain: and finally from the Jura Tempest Federation. Slime, Kaijuno Tempest. This concludes the introductions

It went as expected that Clayman began his speech which is basically putting all the blame of his actions on Carrion and having me as a supporting accomplish. Then chatting that we wanted to kill him with the suppose death of Mjurran and milim's mini rampage as support.

I was really dulled by how long this was dragging out and basically put up a podcast while he was blabbering. Everyone had an expression of boredom on their face as well except for Willfla, Veldora, and Lavandra who were clearly pissed off my Clayman's propaganda.

I even instinctively felt some heat coming Yagami. But I doubted they were capable of feeling offense so I just brushed it off

I did make sure with Yagami that he said everything that is expected which was thankfully the case. When he was making more dramatic poses that rival Dovakin, which was when I lowered my personal recieving volume so I wouldn't get caught not when I will be asked to respond while tuning him out

Rain: Now, we'll be hearing from Kaijuno in response for these claims

Kaijuno: so Clayface, I'll start off by saying all of it is completely false

Clayman: It's Clayman!

Kaijuno: In regards to Falmuth, they saw us as a threat to their economic position that puts them in high regards compared to other nations. With our convenient position in within the forest of jura that connects the western nations to the east, it would mean we could challenge and overthrow their position of a highly valued trade center.

For our attack on them, it was simply in defense against invaders. Infact they didn't even did as much to declare war properly. We ourselves saw no need to invade them ourselves. The main selling point of Falmuth is their successful trades with other nations. If a demon lord were to conquer the nation, it would scare off traders. Making Falmuth a useless asist. I'm sure Carrion is smart enough to know it wouldn't be worth it either

Guy: He does have point there clayman. The benefits don't really out weight the cost

Kaijuno: Also while I only known him for a short while, Carrion is someone to be honorable. Trickery and deception doesn't really suit his character

Clayman: As if mere words can prove anything. Might I remind you that my subordinate was killed

Kaijuno: First off, I don't care if my actions inconvenience you. Secondly she isn't even dead. I merely cut off the strings you had on her, like a pair of scissors

This revaluation had taken aback Clayman who really seemed to be reliant on being the wronged party in order to gain merit.

I also opened and pressed my middle and index fingers against eachother to resemble a pair of scissors, taunting that I cut the marionette strings

Clayman belittled this, claiming I held no merit as the only non official demon lord in the room. Of course, I made sure to bring proof to support my case and help disproven any claims he might spew out

What followed was the showing of Mjurran expressing how she is doing fine without have her strings attached. Ramiris was and confirmed it was the case as I had her clearly present on the recording. I also put up the rest that was set up by Benjamin. The first to be shown was Yamza, the middle finger turning into a inferior version of charybdis, showing that his drama speech about his subordinate was a load of bull

Everyone was suprised when Benjamin almost immediately killed it with Luminous and Guy being the intrigued seeing a very masculine dude wearing a pretty pink maid dress.

It then cut to Footman and Tear shit talking Clayman and how their scheme failed horribly

Intermission

During the events shown in the footage, chaos was brewing in the main battlefield as charybdis was revived prematurely, much to the despair of everyone present

In the middle of a deserted battlefield emerged a legendary monster of destruction, charybdis. A hellish blizzard coating the area the only other figure that wasn't immediately swept away by it's presence was the highest ranking member of Carrion's subordinates, Albis of the three beastketeers

Albis: Damn it! To think that bastard Clayman would resort to such an underhanded tactic. I just have to buy time for the other soldiers to escape. But even though this isn't charybdis at it's pinnacle of power, I can't seem to stop it's rampage

Benjamin: (Didn't I tell you to retreat if it didn't seem like you can win?)

To the suprise of Albis the next moment, in dazzling gleam, charybdis was sliced in half by Benjamin, Tempest's Strongest Battle Maid

Albis: ( H-how!? Not only was he able to slice through it completely but he's stopping it from regenerating using . . . pink flames?)

Benjamin: (Damn it Kaijuno-Sama! My black fire used to be fierce and cool but now it's all pink! How can anyone by intimidated by this!?)

Benjamin: Alright charybdis. While in much more preferable circumstances I would've enjoyed to take my time killing you,but unfortunately I'd rather get this over with as soon as possible

Forming his hands in a shape of a heart, the strongest battle Maid swayed from side to side in a dance before shifting his heart hands forward to release his wrath

Benjamin: Puri! Puri! Flames!

In a single moment, a bright pink fire in a shape of a heart was shot towards the flying killer seafood, disintegrating it completely much to the beastketeer's shock

Albis: y-you got to be kidding

Benjamin: Albis, I have other matters to attend to. As of this moment, you'll take up command as my aid

Albis: H-Hai! Yes sir

Benjamin:(Man just doing that was embarrassing. Even worst when someone was watching)

Did the difference in outfits in this timeline changed anything? Did Benjamin's pretty pink maid outfits had a repulsive effect that prevented Albis from falling in love?

Albis: (. . . I MUST HAVE THAT MAID'S BABIES!)

Nope! She just developed a maid fetish is all

Back to the Demon Lord Council

Clayman: Th-this is nonsense! You're clearly showing recordings that you hindered to make yourself presentable!

Kaijuno: That's quite a bold claim to make, Semi-Solid Individual. Got anything to prove it?

Clayman: It's Clayman, you brat! Tsk!Everyone! Don't be deceived! They're clearly using Veldora's reputation to make themselves look more intimidating than he actually is! But it's clear they're were just lucky enough to receive a demon lord seed. He's merely just an arrogant brat who seeks the position of demon lord to satisfy his own greed!

Kaijuno:(I mean he's not wrong about the last part)

Clayman: He is simply bringing shame to the rest of us demon lords. If we leave him to his devices, he'll be a menace to us all! Who's with me!

Despite his admittedly solid performance, he didn't recieved immediate agreements. Especially the likes of Leon and Guy wouldn't be immediately convinced by such a performance

Kaijuno:...cold shoulder huh?

Clayman: I don't need to hear it from some snobby kid! You're clearly using the Storm Dragon as your tool to barge your way into this council. Without him you hold no power!

Kaijuno: Veldora isn't a tool, he's family

Veldora: :)

Kaijuno: For me being lucky to recieve a demon lord seed. I gotten it after slaying the orc disaster. If I recalled it was a little scheme that YOU were apparently cooked up. This sounds more like you regretting making a new demon lords as now it came to bite back

Also I don't need Veldora to get me into the council. If we're going by power, then I qualify if a flea like you is in it

Clayman: You dare look down me!

Kaijuno: Yes, wanna know why? Out of everyone in this room, every single one of them brings me chills. All except for you. You're the only one who is too weak to give me shivers. I can see why you're called clayman. Cause one little firm nudge from me, you'll fall and shatter

On cue seeing where this would lead to, Guy removed the middle table instantly

Just as that happened, I recieved a notice from Yagami in regards to what the bastard was doing

Yagami:(Notice, Individual Clayman attempted to control Kaijuno's mind)

Running low on my already shriveled patience, I made a move of my own

Kaijuno: I've been through some heavy stuff recently so I'm not in the best place to be patient for someone else's nonsense. But I would like to apologize for the inappropriate action of aggressively throwing my chair

Clayman: Wha-

Repeating what rimuru did in the anime, I flung my chair, barely missing Clayman. Although even knowing rimuru was able to get away with it, I still panicked in the inside about pissing off the other demon lords

Kaijuno: I definitely didn't appreciate that feeble attempt of mind control, jackass! I sure hope this type of tomfoolery isn't acceptable

Guy: Nah you're correct. It's expected for demon lords to speak their own words freely

Clayman: B-but Guy, he insulted us demon lord!

Kaijuno: I'm insulting? You're pathetic presence alone is more belittling than anything I said or could even say. Look, I'm simply just someone who was just enjoying a relaxed life like any other simple fella. BUT, due to events cause by THIS person. Now I realized I'll have to take things a bit more harsher.

I won't be merciful nor guilty to any that dare cross me regardless of who they are. Whether they're heroes, fellow demon lords, or even the gods themselves, I won't exclude on who is my enemy. That damn well includes YOU, Marionette Master

Guy: Even the gods? A bold statement to claim. Well Clayman? would you taking him up on his offer? Also, do you really proclaim yourself as a demon lord, Kaijuno?

Kaijuno: Yes, I already announced to my people and in the eyes of my diplomatic associates, I already am one

Guy: Alright then. If you wish to make it official then simply defeat clayman infront us, it will be then that you'll be accepted into the council

Kaijuno: Okie Dokie!

Clayman: Hehehe, goodness me. It really does seems I got myself in a troublesome situation. It's surprises even me that my schemes led up to this. No matter, the clean up will all be the same anyways. Be honored slime, for it will be a privilege to slain by my hands

Kaijuno: really cocky for someone who just got beaten to a pulp

Clayman: What the hell do yo-

Sneaking from behind, Clayman's butcher was ready to give him a big serving of a ass whopping sandwich

One moment he was acting high and mighty, the next he was getting ora'd by someone who wasn't from a bloodline of vampire slayers

While feeling mildly proud of my bodyguard, I leaned over to fallen Clayman with a tone of sass

Kaijuno: You were saying, dummy?

Clayman: Grrrrr! Y-you... little shit! I'll make you pay for that! MILIM! assist me now!

This command from Clayman along with Milim not objecting but following his command shocked everyone in the room given her reputation as the destroyer

Kaijuno: Seems you're not all that strong if you begging for the destroyer to clean up for you. Not that surprising for such a fragile vase

Clayman: Tsk, doesn't matter. I'll just make sure you pay for looking down on me!

With all of forces assembled consisting of me, Willfla, and Lavandra against Clayman, Millim, the robed golem, and the unamed Kumara, both forces were set to brawl. with a simple snap of the finger, Guy put up a barrier around us and expanded the whole room to put a more appropriate sized stage for our battle

Kaijuno:(Can you please analyze this barrier Yagami?)

Yagami:(Noticed, the barrier is already analyzed)

Kaijuno:(cool!)

Clayman: heh! Milim, sick em!

Given the situation, fighting head on was DEFINITELY not an option. Facing up against destructive loli hag jesus is certainly not a good idea. So the best strategy for this fight would be

To not fight at all

Kaijuno: NIGERUNDAYO!!!

Much to the utter confusion of everyone in the room, instead of simply dodging, Kaijuno ran off full speed. It's not like the demon lords couldn't understand the severity of having milim as an opponent so they weren't expecting Kaijuno to face her head on

But this odd turn of events made the rest of the Demon lords give off bewildered expression and in unison, they thought of the same question to themselves

"what the fuck?"

While this this event was occurring, there were some antics happening in Tempest too. Rimuru was doing some overnight paperwork til Rigur arrived in the office to report

Rigur: Rimuru-Sama, it pains to say, but we might be in need of your assistance

Rimuru: Why? What's the issue?

Rigur: Recall that we have a good amount of regenerating hobgoblins and wicked onis assigned to gaurd tempest? Well as of recently it was revealed there was a surge in the local brutal bunny population

As such we have been using them as a form of training exercise in the mean time

Rimuru: Then what is the issue? Shouldn't be that difficult to take on a bunch of bunnies

Rigur: Quite the opposite infact. To be frank, the bunnies are kicking their butts. Unlike the usual evil centipede or armorsauras, these brutal bunnies are way harder to hit, and immediately resort to biting off everyone's throat. The reason why our guys are not dead is due to their regeneration, although that didn't stop the brutal bunnies from repeatedly trying to eat them alive while regenerating

Given how bunnies in general repopulate quickly, there's concern that this could turn worse if nothing is done about it immediately

Rimuru: I know we had this set up for any possible attackers but honestly, I wasn't expecting to deal with an invasion of the brutal bunnies

Rigur: Maybe we should've kept some holy knights to have as exterminators, that or we could blow them all up if we have bombs

Rimuru: Maybe if we're able to develop holy magic, we'll make grenades fueled with holy magic to take care of these brutal bunnies in future cases

Rigur: Do you want me to send in a commission request to the dwarves for these grenades?

Rimuru: Remind me later, right now I'll have take care of these bunnies myself

Taking advantage of the excuse to not do more paperwork, Rimuru decided to spend the rest of the night busy butchering a bunch of blood covered brutal bunnies

It was either piles of paper or piles of corpses, Rimuru chose the corpses

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