Far North in the Cardinal World resides the first demon lord who brought chills to every bone, also known as the primordial red. Who is lying on their icicle throne
"out of all times, it seems to be that point of the year. The anxious routine, a cycle I fear
It's always the same, I can tell each time, despite it against my will, I would end up saying a rhyme
Raine! Mizeri! Close every door! For this year, it will finally be no more!
On like prancer, like dancer, Mizeri the primordial green is ready as far as she is seen
"On it Guy-Sama! And Raine, why are you in your suit of pajama?"
Unlike her equal maid, Raine the primordial blue isn't as ready to aid
For they set up a colorful Christmas tree, while wearing her holiday pajamas for all to see
"I assure you, I'm not up to cause a rift. I am simply dressed up to receive my gift"
Guy was not impressed as he had to get ready for the upcoming mess
"You might as well drop and faint. For this year, we won't be invaded by that damn saint"
As Guy was chatting with the former bleu and vert, they had a sudden sense of alert
Guy: DAMN! Damn it all! Activate the defenses, for tonight shall be their downfall!
The demonic army was already set up for a fight. Ready to stop the invader with all of their might
As they set up for what's at bay, Mizeri seemed to have something to say
"I have brought a report. It is regarding the holding of the fort"
"Is it different this time? For the man with fat. Did we finally crushed them dead flat?"
"my apologies, but our hopes were once again in the fritz, for as it is every year, they came through in a speed of blitz"
These news put Raine at ease, as these were the results that made her feel pleased
"Thank goodness my worries are free, for I had just finished decorating my tree"
Before the demon lord could give a scold, a new precense was approaching. Putting all matters on hold
"It seems the time has drawn near. Since the invader is already here"
"On Raine! On Mizeri! For today, we shall put end to his tom foolery!"
As the primordial red screeched, they had lost their time to mingle. As another big man in red came, with bells that jingle
Santa was his name, across the multiverse he held notorious and fame
"Ho! Ho! Ho! I admit, your forces are getting tougher, but it won't stop me from coming. No matter how rougher"
Guy remained silent, not even letting out a sigh. Only staring with a single twitching eye
"Now let's see here, Mizeri has made it to the list of nice, as such you'll be given delicious pies that consist more than a slice"
"Thank you Santa"
"As for Raine, also on the nice list. As I gift Mizeri her pies, I too gift you, a horde of art supplies"
"Thank you Santa!"
"Now, as for Guy Crimson, I see you're still acting all haughty, as like every year, you're on the list of naughty. Like every naughty goal, all you'll receive is a lump of coal"
The old saint handed out a lump of coal which seemed to finally reignited Guy's soul
"You two! Don't make a pass! Get this jolly jackass!"
As such was his command, the two maids attacked in a flurry. But it was already too late as ol Saint Nick flew off in his sleigh in a hurry
"HO! HO! HOOOOOO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
For this year, victory is what he thought he had. Unfortunately like other years, Guy was only left feeling mad
"Grrrrr! I swear for this humiliation, I will make him pay. His death is what I will finally bring some day"
While Guy's fury was to the max, Velzard appeared besides him, feeling quite relax
"I see you're in your usual head pains. It's clear with your popping forehead veins"
"Why don't you ever put this to stop. Maybe then my veins won't begin to pop"
"But what good would that be for? As I appreciate when they bring more beautiful decor
And so like every year, no matter the intensity, it is always brushed off with a shrug. As if it was so small that it could put under the rug. In the end, all what the primordial red could say is
"bah humbug"
Author's Note: And I thought Darkseid was the only one who had it out for Santa Claus. I thought I'd have somesort of christmas special as a gift for my readers as it is the season of giving.
As a bonus, I also have a joke Ultimate Skill for Santa Claus as to give somewhat of an explanation of why he can mess with Guy so here you go
Christmas King Jesus
1.Space-Time Domination- Complete Domination over space and time
2.Reindeer sleigh summoning- To summon a huge sleigh with nine flying reindeers to pull
3.Naughty and Nice List Records- Omniscient in regards to who is naughty or nice all year long
4.The Gift that keeps on Giving- For any who are considered to be nice will recieve a desired gift. To any that are naughty will only recieve coal
5.Body Modification- To alter the user's body at will into any muscle form to fit even the narrowest of chimneys
6.Thermal Nullification- Nullification over the coldest of winter storms and hottest of fireplaces
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all :)