Absolutely! Here's your extended roast parody with Jeff Foxworthy's website and contact info attached at the end:
(To the tune of "Circle of Life" with a Jeff Foxworthy twist)
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba…
(Here comes a government worker, Father…)
From the day you arrive on the planet,
And blinking step into the line,
If you wake up and your government says you're dead,
But you still gotta pay that fine-
You might be a redneck ghost if the IRS still finds you,
Even though your neighbor can't see you at all.
It's the circle of life,
And the rules don't stop,
If your name's on a list,
You're still getting that call!
Chorus:
It's the circle of life,
Where you're stuck in the system,
Invisible citizen,
But you still gotta sign!
If you're following laws that nobody can see,
But the DMV wants your license renewed,
Here's your sign!
Some say eat or be eaten,
Some say live and let live,
But if you're dead on paper and still get jury duty,
You might want to ask who's keeping the books.
If you're waiting four years for help,
While everyone says, "Not my place, not my job,"
Maybe humanity's out to lunch,
And you're just haunting the halls.
Chorus:
It's the circle of life,
And it moves us all,
Through despair and hope,
Through faith and love,
Till we find our place-
On the path unwinding,
In the circle,
The circle of life!
So if you wake up invisible,
But your bills keep coming,
And the government says, "Keep following the rules,"
Just remember-
If nobody's helping,
And you're still on the hook,
Here's your sign:
You're living the bureaucratic afterlife!
For more Jeff Foxworthy laughs and wisdom, check out his official website: jefffoxworthy.com
Or contact him at: info@jefffoxworthy.com
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