"Hooooyy yuuto!"
"What's up?"
The woman in glasses and a surgical gown, Meryem, went blind with rage when she saw the man behind her walk into the operating room without taking the cigarette out of his mouth.
"Take that cigarette out of your mouth, you idiot. This is an operating room. It's not a street."
"Haai, hai."
Yuto grumbled about why his new boss had to be so restrictive, but he took the cigarette out of his mouth, snuffed it out with his fingers, and put it in his pocket.
After making a mental note of the disrespectful behavior of Yuto, her new employee, the woman carried on as if nothing were wrong and walked into the operating room.
When she saw the cat lying freely on the operating table, another wave of scolding crashed into the disheveled-looking man named Yuto.
"I told you to put the cat to sleep and get it ready for surgery, didn't I?"
"Yeah, I put him to sleep."
"Then why did you turn on the lamp above the cat?"
"So you can see clearly while you're doing surgery."
"Why haven't the surgical tools been thrown into the oven?!"
"Was I supposed to throw them in the oven? Ahaha, I forgot."
"Why didn't you clean the cat's surgical area?"
"Is that even necessary for a neutering operation? Wouldn't it be enough if we just cut the cat's balls off completely and threw them away?"
With every question and answer, the woman's face twisted into something uglier, but Yuto hadn't noticed.
"Why are the cat's eyes open?"
"Well, look at that. So ten milligrams of narcotics wasn't enough."
"T... t... ten... ten mg?! Didn't you tell me you were a veterinary school graduate, damn it?"
"I didn't say that. I said I'm a veterinary school student."
"What does that mean? Are you a graduate or not? Ahhhh... Or, never mind. Get out of my clinic right now and don't you ever show your face to me again."
Tchh, what did I do wrong this time? That's the twenty-third workplace I've been kicked out of. Oh well, there's nothing I can do.
I turned around and left the vet's shop before I could get scolded any more, then headed for home. While I wandered through the colorless streets, starved of people, I remembered my half-smoked cigarette. I took it out of my pocket and wanted to light it again, but I couldn't find my lighter. After thinking for a while, I remembered that it had been digging into my leg while I worked, so I had taken it out of my pocket and left it on the operating table.
I can't just go back now, can I?! If that woman called the police and I go back, and it comes out that I lied about being a vet, I'll get another fine. Ahhhhh, what a pain. I wish everyone could earn the same money without doing anything at all...
As I walked on, crushing the cobblestones underfoot, I saw a few high school brats beating up another brat in a small side street on my left. Kekeke.
"Looks like God hasn't completely given me the cold shoulder. Ehehehe."
"Hahaha, stupid Leo, look at the state of you. I told you to stay away from my girl, but you didn't take my words seriously, and you even wrote my girl a love letter."
The boy lying on the ground, covered in wounds, bit his lip and glared hatefully at the short-haired boy stepping on him.
"She doesn't belong to you! She hates you. Everyone hates you and gangsters like you."
When the short-haired boy heard the words of the fragile-looking boy under his foot, he lifted his foot and smashed the boy's head in a fit of anger, causing the boy to lose consciousness.
"Oyy oy, aren't you being a bit merciless, you fucking brat?"
The boy heard the voice, one whose very nature was full of eeriness, and when he turned around, he saw a muscular man standing only a few meters behind him. The man was almost two meters tall, his arms were covered in tattoos, and he had stubble on his face. He was watching the boy with creepy red eyes.
"Was this brat, I mean this young man, someone you know, sir? I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know he was someone connected to you. I won't mess with him again."
Not only the bullying boy but the other two boys as well prostrated themselves on the ground at the same time, trembling as they offered their apologies to Yuto.
"He's nobody I know or anything, so don't worry. I'm just a big brother looking to borrow a lighter."
"Y... Yes, sir. Please use my lighter."
Yuto laughed at the high school gangster, who lay prostrated on the ground and held out the lighter from his pocket. He took the lighter from the gangster's hand and started walking out of the side street.
Bang
Everything in Yuto's field of vision disappeared, giving way to an endless space where the sky was covered with infinite white clouds and the earth was covered with an infinite surface of water.
Yuto looked around in confusion for a while in this strange place, where the concept of fantasy had been worked into every single centimeter. Then he heard a voice coming from behind him.
"Human, Yuto or whatever."
Yuto turned around and looked at the owner of the voice, which relaxed his ears like a religious hymn.
With her pink hair, lush green eyes, and soft lips, this woman captured Yuto's heart at first sight. The golden light radiating from her body almost gave meaning to space itself, and as he looked at her, Yuto lost his ability to think clearly. Her elegant dress was in shades leaning toward pink and embroidered with pearl-like details, but it was almost half-transparent despite all of that. Because of this, Yuto could see this unknown woman's feminine lines, her graceful curves, and her quite literally enormous breasts. In Yuto's eyes, the woman's shining smile spread peace and joy all around her. The only sad thing was that the woman's sitting position covered the most crucial spots.
"Hoooo, human being, it seems my beauty has enchanted you. It's completely normal, so don't worry."
Yuto wanted to open his mouth and say something, but the only sound he could make was a meaningless noise, like the first sentences of a man with brain damage in a hospital bed.
"You don't need to speak, human who has all of my least favorite traits at the same time. I'll cut my speech short: you're dead."
Yuto had been staring, mesmerized, at the curves her lips formed as she spoke, but he woke from his illusion when he heard her last words.
"Dead?"
"Yes, you died. I am the goddess of this Earth. Since I don't want to deal with people like you for long, I'll briefly tell you what's going to happen to you from now on, so listen carefully."
"Because I hate you and people like you, instead of letting you reincarnate in this world, I decided to send you to a different world. But don't worry, I am a goddess who is quite merciful toward my people. Before you are born again, I will give you a system that I created for you as a parting gift."
"A system? I don't understand a thing, but why do you hate me?"
"Why do I hate you?"
Yuto didn't notice it because of the shock he was in, but before the goddess started speaking again, her cheeks flushed slightly and she coughed twice.
"You're abusive, you're an alcoholic, you feel no discomfort at all when you hurt people and even have fun doing it on top of that, you've filled every part of the body I gave you with terrible pictures, you're a liar, and you're a hopeless case. I think these reasons are plenty for me to hate you. If your personality weren't so bad, I wouldn't hate you. Of course, that isn't the real reason I'm going to throw you into another world. The truth is, I'm bored, and I want to see you suffer."
"Ahhh, I don't understand a thing about what you're talking about."
"Idiot, you'd better go and learn."
The goddess stood up and stretched her hands toward Yuto, and a ball of light formed between her hands. Yuto saw all of this, but to Yuto it was nothing more than a background picture.
The moment the goddess stood up, Yuto realized he could see every single part of her lustful body clearly, and he felt that this goddess was far more beautiful than any human could ever be.
In the next moment, the ball of light in her hands exploded and vanished. Yuto had been so focused on the goddess's pink nipples that, before he could understand what was happening, he found himself flying through infinite space at a speed far greater than the speed of light.
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