----- one year later - 516th anniversary celebrating the defeat of the demon king
"Come on, my darling. You still won't tell me what you want from me? You've been doing whatever I order you to do for a year, just because of this one request."
"Hmmh."
"Come on, my sweet boy. If you keep making your mouth like this, you'll end up with a crooked mouth in the future."
"I still won't say it. It hasn't been a year yet. Give it a little more time and you'll know what I want."
"If you don't want to tell me, then you deserve this. I, Elena, order you, my son, to tell me what you're going to ask of me when you win the bet."
Ahhh, is she joking? That's cheating. Tricky, shameless, big-boobed, cruel woman! Anyway, I didn't have a specific request in mind.
You want to know what I want? Hehehe, you asked for this.
"I... I... want to marry you!"
Elena looked at her son, who had answered her with flushed cheeks while tugging at the corners of his dress, and burst into loud laughter.
"Puffft, ahaha, you want me to marry you? Hahaha."
"Ahh, don't laugh at me."
"Ahaha, okay, okay, I won't laugh. Pufft... Ahem. I'm sorry, but I can't marry you, my darling son. Because it's illegal for mothers and sons to marry in this country. Besides, I'm already married. And most importantly, you're still a child that I breastfeed every day."
Kahh, I was rejected by a woman for the first time. Speaking of which, in the past year, I figured out exactly what it feels like to be someone's butler.
If my master asks me to do something, whether I do it or not is up to me. But if my master orders me to do something, I definitely have to do it. And if my master asks me to repeat something over and over again, I had to keep doing it until my master gave me an expression of satisfaction.
For example, last month my mother ordered me to behave, so I started waiting quietly. While my mother was talking to our neighbor, she said, "You did a good job." And at that moment an idea came to me. To test the idea, I made a noise and stepped out of my mother's order, but the rating in my mother's head didn't drop at all.
The system had a lot of gaps like this, and I discovered them throughout the last year. It was quite a productive year for me, you could say. I just wish my mother had looked a little more kindly on my marriage proposal.
Suddenly, my mom rushed forward and pressed me against her warm chest. Before I could ask why she was acting like this, she started talking.
"If you're serious about marriage, please forget it, Yuto. Marriage is something people do when they grow up. You'll understand what I mean when you grow up. It's my biggest dream that in the future, you'll marry a lot of beautiful girls and bring me a lot of grandchildren. You can see this as an order, or you can see it as your mother begging you. But don't forget, the person you marry in the future must be at least as beautiful as me."
"Immh."
Haaaah, when she suddenly got serious, I thought something had happened. It was just an ordinary motherhood crisis. It's not like I'm really in love with my mom and I'm going to stay shut in at home like a pervert. I have 23 things I need to do before I die.
Speaking of which, to celebrate my rebirth, I had come up with 23 things I wanted to do in this world and turned them into my future goals. Some goals were as simple as growing my hair, and some were extremely difficult, like walking around naked on a crowded street. Of course, this was just a list I'd made for fun. I wasn't really going to do everything on the list.
[Congratulations, main mission (loyalty test) completed
Mission completion rating : SS
Mission reward : space storage ability
Extra reward : 85% pain reduction
Note : I have to admit that you showed a better performance in this mission than I expected from you. I added an extra reward so I wouldn't have to see a butler cry while sewing. Enjoy]
My mission is finally complete, huh? That's nice. Also, an 85% pain reduction is a very good reward. I think with this reward, even if someone stabbed a sword into my shoulder, I could pull the sword out and use it to attack him again.
[Congratulations, you have a new side mission (23 things to do before you die)
Mission content : complete the 23 things on your list before you die
Mission progress : hair growth and sleeping atop a woman's breasts completed ( 8.7% )
Mission duration : none
Mission reward : life time ×100
Mission penalty : none
Mission difficulty : SS
Note : I heard there are 23 things you want to do before you die. Other people think a good butler is a butler without dreams. Prove them wrong]
Holy shit!
Fuck! Fuck!
If I had known I was going to get a mission like this, I would have made a more sensible list. Luckily, it's a side mission with no duration or penalty. It's also not a main mission where I can't get another one without completing the one I have. Let it wait in a corner. Maybe I'll do this mission some day.
[Congratulations, you have received a new repeating mission (personal hygiene)
Mission content : brush your teeth every day, take a shower every day, take care of your hair once a week
Mission duration : 6 months
Mission progress : none
Mission reward : magic affinity + 5
Mission penalty : none
Note : One of the absolutely necessary things for a butler is personal hygiene and care]
Ohh, one more mission. I'm in a good mood today. Wait a minute...
What kind of mission is this?! Where the fuck does this fucking system think I live? This is a fucking Middle Ages world. I don't even think these people know what a toothbrush is.
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