I was walking along a street in Delhi of which I don't know the name. And when I say street, I mean to say a street with space just enough for two cars to move in. Now you would assume the street to be wide enough, and it was, no doubt. The only problem lay with the fact that half of the street had been taken over by food stalls, vegetable vendors, and parking spaces. So yeah, overall the whole place was very crowded. And it was tough to even breathe there, let alone walk. Because the cars still had to move, the vendors weren't ready to give up 'their' rent-free locations, and the people who had parked on the roads were nowhere to be seen or were buying the vegetables hence adding to the already dense traffic. Moreover, there were many more pedestrians like me who were just walking along the road, so overall it was a fucked up situation.
What was I doing on this messy road? Well, I was going home after I was done with my tuition class, with thoughts about what I was going to eat when I went home, 'I hope mum would have ordered Butter Chicken.'
Suddenly I heard someone shouting from behind me.
"Help, help. That thief took my necklace." an old lady shouted. Now, this was an area where one should not wear anything costly because chain snatchers were not that uncommon in this place. And that was the main reason why I didn't want to help but seeing that the thief was literally running in my direction, I decided why not?
As the thief was approaching me, I placed my foot in his path making him fall face first on the road below. The chain in his hand was flung far away, so not bothering, with the man whose nose was just smashed into pieces, I went to pick up the chain. I took the chain and returned it to the old lady who started thanking me and giving me her blessings for a successful future, which I didn't believe in, I mean if just saying 'you will live a healthy life', or 'you will get into a good college' was sufficient then Harvard would not be so prestigious. But yeah doing that did make me feel good like I was very proud of myself on my journey home. I had earned boasting rights after all.
I was just about to enter my apartment when two bikers suddenly blocked my path.
"He the one who broke the nose of Raju?" one of the bikers asked the other one.
"Yeah. Take him, we are going to tell him what happens when people try to be heroes."
Saying that, the bikers forced me to sit on their bikes, they just showed me a gun and I was like, 'Where we going....'. We reached their warehouse or their place of business, you could say. On the couch lay a man whose nose was looking pretty messed up.
The man laying on the couch woke up as soon as he heard us step in, he looked at me and started walking towards me. The other two pushed me forward, and I think I was going to be beaten up bad, pretty bad. The couch man named Raju, I think, took out his knife and licked his lips as he approached me. And though I was scared shitless, I started calculating in my head.
'The other two have guns, while he has a knife. His nose will be a weak spot. Maybe I can take him hostage, and that's a big maybe. Hmmm.' Raju suddenly accelerated and swung his knife across my face, I ducked and fell backwards. Raju jumped on me and started pushing his knife towards my eye, while I grabbed his wrist and tried to prevent that from happening. I had seen some videos on Krav maga on Youtube and damn were they cool. Krav maga was a martial art made for street fights. The fighters had to use their surroundings to their benefit, they hit all the vital organs and tried to maximise the damage at every turn. So I did the same thing, I hit his nose with my elbow. He screamed in pain which helped me to throw him off me. I looked at the other two and saw that one of them was running over and one had taken his gun out. As I threw Raju off of me, his knife dropped from his hand, so I picked it up and because he was taller than me, I cut the tendons behind his knees as he fell and I placed the knife on his neck.
"One move and he dies," I smirked at the remaining two, who stopped in their tracks and looked at each other confused about what to do.
"Throw the guns here," I shouted. They were about to throw the guns when we all heard the sound of a door opening, I looked behind me and saw a man coming out of the bathroom. He looked at the entire situation and was about to take out his gun too, when...
"Aaaaaaaah" I screamed in pain, looks like when I was distracted by the sudden appearance one of the men had shot me in the arm making me lose the knife.
I tried to pick up the knife with my other hand and plunged it deep inside Raju's neck, making him vomit blood.
"How dare you?" one of the men shouted as he shot me in the chest. When the bullet hit me, I was thrown back due to the impact. I looked at the two of them and then the person behind me who all were clearly looking at me in anger and smiled. I knew I would die when the bullet hit me in the arm, but I was at least happy that I will not die alone. I know stupid, but adrenaline is a crazy thing.
"Peace out, bitches." I chuckled as I closed my eyes and drifted off to....., I didn't know what came after death so somewhere.
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"Wah, wah, wah. (translation: motherfucker)" I shouted as I woke up due to the sudden pain I felt in my buttocks. I looked around me and saw that everything was upside down, there was something very wrong with my voice and I might not be dead.
"The delivery is a success Mikoto sama." exclaimed the guy who was holding me by my feet, to the woman who lay on the bed as he placed me in her arms.
"Arigato, Kenji san." said the woman as she took me and started staring at me with lovey-dovey eyes and crying due to happiness, I hope.
'Wait, what the fuck is happening right now?' I asked myself as I looked at my surroundings, I saw a person in white clothes smiling as he continued staring at me. 'Huh, is this the guy who spanked my butt' I started glaring at him, in response to which he started laughing, asshole much? Then I looked at the woman who held me in her arms and could not help but feel that I knew her from somewhere, then I recalled her name, Mikoto and looked at her again. 'No way, no no no no no,' looked at her again, 'no no no no no'.
The door opened and a child approx. at the of 6 or 7 rushed in and started staring at me in awe. An older guy also entered the room and looked at me with a kind gaze.
"Fugaku, our child." the woman kissed my forehead and handed me to the man, while the child kept looking at me curiously.
"What do you want to name him, Mikoto?" asked the man.
"Sasuke, Sasuke Uchiha."
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So yeah, what I thought might've been true actually was. I was reincarnated into the body of Sasuke Uchiha, the one and only. Though I wasn't sure of this, maybe my life before was a lie, maybe this is a dream, maybe this is a gift from god if he does exist that is. I didn't know. But I didn't care, even if this was a dream, I would still try to survive. I didn't know whether in the future some deity will come and say, 'compensate me, mortal'. I didn't know whether I had actually escaped Hell or Heaven and ended up here. But in the end, it didn't matter. My main mission was to survive, now that I was in here and I really hoped that this was not any AU, because if it wasn't, I was sure that I could use some things to my advantage. But that was something I will look into another time. Right now it was my favourite time, feeding time.
"Wah, wah." I cried as I saw Mikoto approach my cot. I hated the fact that she was my mother, not because she was a bad mother, no. Because she was insanely beautiful. Her boobs were bigger than my face and neck combined, believe me, I had first-hand experience.
She took off her blouse and brought me near her bosom. "Drink Sasuke, you have to become the strongest shinobi, I think your body will be even stronger than everyone, you drink so much milk after all, don't you?" She said as she pinched my cheeks. She thought that my body needed more milk than other kids due to me having more strength. 'I shouldn't break her fantasies, I don't want her to know how naughty her boy is.' I said to myself as I kept falling more and more into bliss as I continued sucking.
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Itachi was a really amazing big brother. Sometimes, when I was alone he came and showed me some cool tricks like breathing fire and throwing shurikens at stuff, he could also produce fire in one hand, water in the other and when he mixed them, steam came out. It was enchanting, to say the least.
I also liked Fugaku, he didn't really entertain me a lot but the guy did try his best to. He tried reading to me, which ended up in him reciting about the glorious past of the Uchiha clan most of which went over my head as I didn't know the language he was speaking. He tried to play with me and bring me toys which just bored the shit out of me. I also liked pranking him the most, and he was the man I went to whenever I was in need of peeing.
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The language in this world was something I didn't know, hence I tried my best to learn it as soon as possible.
Being an infant did come with its merits, I had a lot of free time and I had already made some plans for the future, which all ended up with me having a harem. So yeah, not successful or were they successful? Hmmm, dilemma.
Before I was a year old, I had already sensed my chakra so that was a plus point. If you want to know how, it was actually pretty easy. I had lived 18 years in a body which was very average and normal. And now that a new energy called chakra had been introduced to my body, of course, I was able to sense it. It was like I had a new organ inside myself, which I couldn't see, I couldn't locate, but I could feel that it was there. I knew that this was pretty genius-level stuff as children needed help in finding chakra in the beginning. But in my case I knew what a body was, a child didn't. I knew the human body, not that much but if suddenly I had something new in me I will be able to notice it. A kid won't. Chakra was something everyone had, I knew this from the anime. And I linked the fact that how we never questioned why we have a heart because we didn't even know it was something when we were born, they also didn't. Someone had to tell us that you have a brain, you have a stomach and stuff. Same here. No one had ever lived in a body without chakra so they weren't able to differentiate a normal body from a chakra body, I was.
And chakra was exotic. I couldn't see it, I could just feel it. I could sense that it was minutely small right now but it was growing. It was trying to reform itself, revitalize at every interval, at every moment, it was trying to escape out, trying to explore the outside and at the same time explore my body too. I tried to locate it but it was as if it was everywhere and nowhere at the same time. I knew from the anime that the human body had chakra points and pathways but I couldn't feel them yet. So I just thought that when my body will grow, my chakra will grow, and I will be able to move it and feel the pathways.
And that is how my first year in the Narutover... no, Sasukeverse went. I was going to make myself the protagonist after all. Wasn't I?