Hello, my name is his name is Don Rubber. I was born on an island called the Nerf islands. Some people say that nerf is just a game, and you shouldn't take it that seriously. Well, let me tell you this those people belong in an insane asylum.
It's not just a game! It's Nerf! I was raised on nerve shoot—any other with making my life have meaning. Blasters are part of our culture. It makes us happy; it makes me happy; it's like a way of life.
Like it's in my nature to grab a blaster and fire it at my enemies and die in a glorious Is battle of blood and foam darts.
My clan N-strike was the most popular and influential in nerf history. We used to rule the nerf world With an iron fist Back in the 2000s.
But over time, constant infighting eventually split us apart, And our mighty N-strike Empire Broke apart. Some members of created there our clans like N-strike Elite, Mega, and Modules. Then our Rival sliced up the remains of our land.
Nowadays were barely scraping by While our buyers Switch to other nerf guns that have stronger Springs, better weapons, and cooler Guns.
We are nothing but a laughing stock to most people. No one will ever take a seriously again. But that day changed when she showed up.
One woman alone Went into history and started one of the biggest wars in history, nerf history. Called the UFO Wars.