"After entering the Ruins? Sigh, poor little master me, that Red Dragon was actually nothing. It didn't want to eat me; in fact, it came to please me because I became his cheap brother-in-law. However, when I was inside, closed for cultivation to comprehend the Samadhi True Fire, I got too engrossed and forgot myself. When I woke up, two years had passed, leaving little master me starving. Looking at that dragon was like eyeing braised loach, then I went to bathe and ended up smelling roasting meat. I went over to beg for a piece of meat but got captured instead, and was nailed down with four nails this thick…"
