A/N: someone gave powerstones so I decided to drop this chapter
Do note that it's not been looked over at all and this was just a draft I had made ages ago
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About two months later I noticed something.
At the nearby beach where huge trash piles were meant to be, the piles has slowly started to shrink.
I didn't notice at first, but thinking back on it they definitely started about two months ago.
Once I thought about it myself, but decided it would be a little too much effort.
Furthermore, Midoriya was meant to do it himself, so why would I bother.
Well, as long as the plot didn't stray too far.
Maybe it's fate, who knows.
But while I was contemplating I overheard All Might shouting reassuringly.
"Go on Midoriya! Prove to be a well suited candidate!"
'Well, now I've heard that… maybe I could do some shenanigans!'
I jumped up and landed in the midst of the rubble, right next to a working Midoriya and a perched All Might.
"Not to burst your bubble All Might, but you probably shouldn't be shouting too loud."
All Might slightly trembled.
"Wh- *cough* whatever could you mean Blitzen!"
We knew each other slightly, he was going to start teaching, or as I had assumed, start looking for a disciple at UA.
"Sure, a quirk that gets passed down from person to person is certainly unheard of, so you should definitely keep your voice down and y'know be aware of your surroundings?"
All Might jumped down from his perch (the junk pile Midoriya was moving).
"How did you know?!" He said seriously while sweating bullets.
"I didn't, thanks for confirming." I lied with a completely straight face.
After having told Mt Lady that my cooked meals would not make her look fat so many times it was as easy as breathing.
"Ah, well then Blitzen-"
"Call me Taka."
"Uh… Taka, could you please keep this a secret. I don't want anyone to come under fire due to my involvement especially if I deem them a worthy candidate and they end up not getting the quirk."
"Not getting the quirk?"
All Might coughed and placed his hands on his hips.
"Well, considering the power of my quirk I have many candidates! Young Midoriya here just, reminded me of what heroes should aspire to be!"
"Can I take part?" I looked up at him.
"Uh."
"I'm just kidding."
"Aha! Well, okay then!"
Midoriya was still standing there blankly, probably blaming himself for this "mess".
"You there, kid. Or Midoriya."
"U-um yes sir!"
"Didn't I tell you to not call me that." I did, my memory is pretty good.
He looked amazed, probably shook that a hero would remember him from one meeting.
"Well anyway, congrats!"
"But I haven't gotten the power yet..?"
"Who cares? I'm saying congrats for starting your journey to becoming a hero. Even if your book is full of information on heroes-"
"YOU READ THAT?!"
"That would only make you a die hard fan. Working on your body is a great step."
"O-oh yeah." He rubbed his head and looked down. "I'm kinda stupid for not exercising a lot, it feels so obvious!"
I smirked before looking at my phone.
"Make sure to keep All Might in check alright."
All Might jolted and Midoriya looked like he had stubbed his toe.
"He's got some pipes on him."
I jumped away, Mt Lady was bored and wanted to hang out (patrol with someone else).
'Not like I got anything better to do'
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It was on one of these patrols when we came across a villain that actually had a name.
He was the serial murderer and robber: Habit Headgear.
Currently, he was holding 5 children hostage, trying to escape the wood guy.
Kamui Woods should be his name.
I walked up to him and patted him on the shoulder.
"Restrain."
He noticed me and instantly moved, so did the villain.
Of course, I was already there.
I simply vanished and appeared behind the villain, taking the six kids with me.
The villain turned.
"And now, to make my great eascape!"
He was a big and burly guy, couldn't even see his neck with the amount of unnatural muscle he had.
Kamui Woods' wood (pause) clasped around him and I gave him a hard bonk to the dome.
The kids looked up at me in shock.
"Kachow."
…
'Does Cars (the movie numbnuts) exist here?'
It didn't matter, the kids giggled and their parents took them away while thanking me.
I looked back to see Mt Lady…
Uh, she was holding herself weirdly.
'It gets to the point where this is just confusing. Am I expected to outright say something or wait for her to actually confess.'
To this day I was still unsure if she was interested in me or just looking at me as a celebrity crush.
Considering her mannerisms I would assume she was interested, but while she says provocative things she doesn't actually say them seriously.
In conclusion: women are confusing and I wasn't going to do anything about it.
Or maybe it was just Yu, who knows.
Mirko certainly doesn't act like that, then again who even knows if she can possible even fathom having a romantic interest in someone.
She definitely likes to fight people…
Wait yeah, yeah that's it. She fights people.
I assume she's asexual.
Did I get sidetracked?
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"That's the plan!"
It was just two days before the UA entrance exams.
Nezu had brought me in with Aizawa and Thirteen to discuss my gauntlet- I mean lesson in teaching the kids…
It was a solo operation, all I had to do was shoot Aizawa and Thirteen then prentend to only want to kidnap the kids, and sell them on the market.
"Don't worry Aizawa, I'll make it so you don't lose face!" I smiled brightly.
He looked a little gloomy and Thirteen was wearing a helmet.
"What about me!" Thirteen asked.
"I'll take you down first with a surprise attack, your quirk is too powerful."
"And mine isn't?" Aizawa asked dryly.
"It is, but give a random civilian a gun and they can probably incapacitate you or at least harm you."
Silence filled the air.
'I certainly have a way with words.'
Certainly.
A/N: gun vs mha go!
Most of the verse (explodes)