Chapter 147: Direct Invitation From the Aeons
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Kafka: Baby, who did you learn your habit of rummaging through trash cans from? Could it be that one named Himeko? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Himeko: Kafka, have you lost your mind? How dare you falsely accuse me. I have never taught her to rummage through trash. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Kafka: Who knows if you've been taking good care of Stelle? Perhaps she really doesn't get enough to eat or wear on your Astral Express, leaving her with no choice but to rummage through trash. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Himeko: Bullshit. You have the nerve to say it, but not the nerve to back it up? If you have the guts, come to our Astral Express and check for yourself. The meals on our Express are by no means lacking. ]
Soon, Kafka and Himeko began bickering in the inventory livestream room.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Elysia: Oh my, what a delightful pair of bickering rivals. ]
At this moment, Elysia looked at the arguing Kafka and Himeko in the livestream room with an excited expression.
"Kevin, Elysia's illness… how long has she been like this?" To the side, Vill-V quietly began to whisper to Kevin beside her.
"I don't know either!" Kevin fell silent for a moment before slowly uttering a completely unrelated sentence.
"Sigh, don't worry. I will correct Ely's sexual orientation." As Elysia's loyal fan, Eden covered her forehead, spread her hands, and spoke with a firm face.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Firefly: Oh my, I didn't expect that woman to have moments like this. ]
Firefly immediately seized this opportunity to tease Kafka. After all, Kafka hadn't hesitated to tease her earlier.
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Tingyun: Oh my, what is going on with our Miss Firefly? You are usually so quiet. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Yae Miko: They really are a delightful pair of bickering rivals. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Raiden Makoto: Haha, little Yae, aren't you and Ei also a pair of bickering rivals? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Raiden Ei: Impossible! ]
[ Genshin Impact - Yae Miko: Absolutely impossible! ]
To this, Raiden Makoto only smiled knowingly and nodded with satisfaction.
…
"Harmonious family!"
In the messy scene on the screen, Blade had directly pinned Dan Heng • Imbibitor Lunae beneath him, beating him frantically. Meanwhile, Welt Yang and Himeko were arguing, Pom-Pom was dancing, and Stelle was sleeping inside a trash can.
"Helpful and kind!"
Stelle was seen carrying her baseball bat, her tone and attitude extremely arrogant. Looking at Hook in front of her, she said with a haughty face, "Speak up, how much can you give this time?"
"Ambitious and enterprising!"
"I finally pulled it!" Stelle on the screen seemed to have seen something, and her entire body began to dance with joy.
As the scene changed, Pom-Pom was seen standing in front of the Astral Express. Behind them, the doors of the Astral Express suddenly flashed with a golden light and slowly opened, blowing Pom-Pom right off their feet.
Within the flashing golden light, four large characters quickly appeared: "Honkai: Star Rail."
…
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Kiana: Ah! No, you're telling me that is a harmonious family? ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Raiden Mei: Does the inventory livestream room have some kind of misunderstanding about the words 'harmonious family'? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Natasha: Trailblazer, what are you doing? Don't bully Hook. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Hook: How is that possible? How could that big dummy Trailblazer bully the great Pitch-Dark Hook the Great? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: Hey, kid, what do you mean by that? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Hook: Hmph, I'm saying you're a big dummy. How could you possibly bully me, Pitch-Dark Hook the Great? ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle: Oh? If I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know how to write the word 'death', will you? ]
On the Astral Express, Stelle rolled up her sleeves, ready to steer the train back to Belobog to teach Hook a harsh lesson.
"Alright, Stelle, don't lower yourself to a child's level." March 7th, who was lying on the same bed as Stelle, quickly calmed her down.
"Hmph, fine. Out of respect for you, I won't argue with this brat this time." Seeing her dear wife coaxing her, Stelle gave her some face and stopped bickering with Hook.
[ Genshin Impact - Nahida: But speaking of which, what was that about 'finally pulled it' and that golden light? ]
[ Genshin Impact - Alhaitham: This is quite similar to games. The situation of hitting the grand prize in a gacha game is probably similar to this flashing golden light. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Tighnari: Indeed. When those people draw, especially when they hit the grand prize, they react exactly like Miss Stelle. ]
[ Genshin Impact - Zhongli: Game gacha? I wonder if I am considered a grand prize? ]
…
"Why is there an ad?" Seeing the four large characters of 'Honkai: Star Rail', Owlbert quickly pulled out a cloth to wipe the sweat from his forehead and continued, "I presume all the Aeons already have a preliminary understanding of the Trailblazer's excellent qualities."
The screen cut to Yaoshi and Lan. Yaoshi held a pill in hand with a smile on her face, but Lan had his arms crossed with an extremely displeased, dark expression.
"Then next up is…" Just as Owlbert was about to continue, a loud bang was heard, and a beam of light soared into the sky.
"The Aeon of Elation has lit up his light! He has firmly chosen the Trailblazer!" Owlbert quickly directed the camera to the Aeon of Elation, his emotions extremely worked up.
At this moment, Aha, the Aeon of Elation, was giggling non-stop, his hand repeatedly pressing the light button in front of him.
"Wait, that's not how you use the button…" Seeing this, Owlbert shouted with a face full of speechlessness.
Seeing this situation, Blade tossed aside the Dan Heng • Imbibitor Lunae in his arms, walked up to the Aeon of Elation, and installed a protective cover and a giant lock over his button.
Seeing that he could no longer press his light, the Aeon of Elation turned his gaze to Akivili, the Aeon of Trailblaze, who was standing nearby. He quickly leaned over and slammed Akivili's button. The screen instantly went black, and a line of English text appeared:
"Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE!"
…
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Himeko: This fits my impression of the Aeon of Elation perfectly. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Pom-Pom: That guy is absolutely an extremely terrible passenger, pom. ]
Our Navigator and Conductor had an extremely poor impression of the Aeon of Elation. After all, this was the Aeon who had blown up the Astral Express.
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Aha: I just wanted to find some joy! ]
[ Honkai Impact 3rd - Raiden Mei: But you ended up becoming the joke yourself. I think you look more like a giant joke. ]
[ Honkai: Star Rail - Aha: Thank you for the compliment, Miss Mei. Indeed, I am a giant joke. ]
Aha didn't care about this at all. As long as he could find joy, nothing else mattered.
…